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I want to buy a digital camera.

I found some that I like but need more options and research.

I want something that is
-Ultra thin
-Large display
-5+ Megapixels
-An optical zoom of AT LEAST 3x and a digital of at least 4x
-Image stabilization
-Video
-Long battery life with rechargable battery

My price range is around $200-$300

IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOUR CAMERA OR A CAMERA THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT PLEASE TELL ME WHAT BRAND AND TYPE IT IS!

REVIEWS OF THE CAMERAS TOO PLEASE!

Sorry, I know this won't be very helpful. But go to walmart.com/electronics

You can find digital cameras that arn't even in the stores.

Mine is a Argus 3185, it has everything you want but only has 3.2 Megapixels. BUT, you can buy a card for it that cost about $20 and will let you take over 5,000 pictures. I bought mine from Sears.

--In reply to your feedback, GO TO DAMN WALMART, YOU CAN BUY A CARD FOR $20 THAT HOLDS THAT MANY PICTURES. AND IN REALITY, YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE...BITCH.

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(Rating: 1) megapixels arent memory, you cant buy cards for them. and no memory card holds 5,000 pictures. especially if it only cost $20.

lets me guess, your blonde? at least when it comes to electronics that is

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