Kr4z3y_Ch3lly's advice column

Am I the only one that believes people should type correctly when asking a question? Is there some way to create something that would change words that were "Chatspeak" to English?
For example:

there is dis boi, i relli relli like him! wat do i do?

Would become:

There is this boy, I really, really, like him! What do I do?

I know that is a dumb question to start with, but it's an example. I don't know how to create a program that would change the "fake" words into "real" words.. if you know, and would share, you rock!

Well, im not gunna "rock" cause some people like the way they talk. What if the way you typed wasn't normal and people wanted to change it? How would you react. Probibly be pissed right? Don't worry about it. And if it bothers you so much dont go on the internet anymore. Or find some "im perfect" person site and go talk on there. No offence...

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(Rating: 3) Ok, well, I can't say you offended me, but how am I supposed to know what "waii" is? I couldn't figure that out when I saw it in a question until later. It doesn't help the person when the Advice colomnists can't even read what the question is asking. I speak English, I write in English.

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