ask FernGully
the angry canadian



Ferns General Advice Do or do not, there is no try. If you have to try, then it just isn't you.
If you aren't sure if you should have sex with him, then you are not ready to have sex with him.
"But I still love him!" Well he does not love you. If he loved you, he would not hurt you.
Let's get one thing straight. STUPIDITY IS NOT COOL. So hey, why not aim for more?

There's your answer fishbulb.



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Yay Fern! Your answers amuse me greatly! And you're so lucky to be Canadian.. I think I'm gonna move there as soon as I can.. Is Canada as awesome as I think it is, or am I better off in Iceland? :) (Indeed)

Canada is awesome, maybe even... awesom..er than you already imagine.

Ever watched the movie Canadian Bacon? ALL TRUE. Heh, well sort of. Really, when you compare things between the states and Canada, there are only a few big differences. We are just cooler in general however.

We have better potato chips and we have poutine. This all equates to us being cooler and awesome.

Come visit, we like people. There were Americans at my place of employment the other day and I decided we have cooler money than America also :P

Screw Iceland!



5 haha niice! Canada is awesome... I've only been there a few times but I'm gonna go back!! I should practice: "OHH CANADA!!!" (sorry that's all I know) (Yarr)


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