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i think my best friend is either bulemic or anorexic. she weighs about 119 pounds, wears a size 0 jeans and she constantly goes on about how shes fat. SHE IS NOT AT ALL. she graphs her weight on a chart (i saw it) and it's REALLY starting to scare me. what should i do? talk to somebody about it, talk to her...? please help!!

Yeah your friends retarded. Seek help for her.

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As part of our spirt week we are having a twin day where you dress up like someone else intentionally. So my boyfriend and i want to be twins, but weve already done this a couple times and we ran out of ideas. We did matching basketball jerseys and matching hoodies. I was thinking making IM WITH STUPID shirts, but it seems kinda, well stupid! Anybody got any better ideas?

no

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I am 14,female.i dated this guy for 4 months(my first relationship. at first i didnt like this asshole at all but as the months passed i started to fall for him crazy. not experiouncing these feelings Ever, i was confused and depressed because i knew he would never like me as much as I did. so when he found out i liked him that much he started to take advantage of me. now im usually not the type to let ANYONE push me around but since i went gaga and stupid everytime i saw him i let him.so my friends forced me to break up with him but i got back with him in the next day. but then HE broke up with me just to laugh at my face. i still really like him(god knows why).i would still really like sweet revenge on this guy.what is the best revenge on this guy?making him jelouse?or just embaressing him?

To embarass him would be fun.

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Okay so this guy and I have been going out on and off sine october and I loved him more than life itself yet he never really loved me. Well about a month ago he started to actually love me and I could tell. We went out for a little over a week and then I broke up w/ him. (normally he broke up w/ me.) I did it cuz 1.) I liked another guy who also liked me. And 2.) I think he loved me too much and was kinda corny. Well anyways, everyone thinks I should go out w/ the 2nd guy and I really like him and have for a while. I dont think I like the 1st guy yet I can't stop thinking about him. I am so confused. Which guy do I go with? Both like me!

IF you love someone you usually dont date them for a week, its more like a really frigg'n long time or forever. You're using very strong emotions to describe the word "like". Move onto the new guy because it sounds like you really dont like the old one.

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I have this friend that has a cancer but I dont know wut kind and he was doing really well untill the day of my uncles b_day.
We got a call on the phone that said he wasnt doing to well and that they gave him some medicine that they usually give people who are about to die.
I am so worried wut if he dies and we will never be able to see him again.
He is only 17 years old

HELP WANTED.

What if he doesnt die and you get TO see him again?

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14/f...my friend told me that she was going away this weekend so i didnt invite her over..bu then i saw her profile on AIM and it said she was at her other friends house..so basically she lied to me and i now i dont know what to do..i am afraid to ask her about it..and i really dont want to..=/

Ask her. You'd be an idiot not to. If you cant tell your friends something they did wrong, then you're weak and useless.

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breaking up with your boyfriend for his best friend...?

OR

still going out with him because he's a really good guy and you're afraid to break his heart...?

OR

what should I do, because my boyfriend is the most amazing guy ever, and he'd cry and be depressed for months if anything happened. But I just don't have feelings for him anymore, and his friend and I like eachother... help!

Why stay with someone you dont like? Hmm, sounds stupid to me.

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Can someone tell me what japan was like after WWII? I know that they were in pretty bad shape but any more info?

Due to severe and a poverty stricken society because of the fight. The japs ended up eating alot of rice.
1. because its cheap
and
2. because it was cheap, and many stresed japs ate it to help them out.

Although that was good at the time, a disease was found in some rice field because of the many attacks on japan such as the nukes. This caused many japs to die. But the japs got better after a while.

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is it just me?...or is it just the way my friend acts?...or are others like this also?..

there is this girl Angie...ive known her for about 4 years already..theres time where were close, like best friends. but lately shes been so annoying!..i get so irritated by her!..juss things she does!..shes so fake! and just doesnt know how to be herself! and she'll be so loud just to get attention!!...

anyone else hate this about someone?!

yes.

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does anybody understand how to play the game minesweeper thats usually on computers? Like i understand how to play it but how do u no where the "mines" are or whatever

If you get a number 1, that means 1 mine is connected to it. If you get a number 6, six mines are around it. You cant tell exactly where mines are but it will tell you how many are around. After a while you'll notice a pattern on how it works, then you'll get the game really easy.

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anyone know any sites i can download free music at if you do please help me thx!

YOU FRIGG'N THIEF!!! WHY WOULD YOU BE STEALIN PEOPLE MUSIC?!?! GO OUT AND BY THEIR ALBUMS AND PAY FOR EM.

Actually i really dont care. Limewire should work best.

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My mom waon't let me have a b/f or watch some R movies. It seems like she is Overprotecting me from the outside world. What should i do? HELP!

Feelings from the inside out,

Jess P.S- I rate HIGH!

How old are you? When you get older you'll be able to watch the crap you want. Or think up some good reason as to why you should be able to do it. Then write her a page those reason, and now that you wrote a small essay, she might get wowed and let you go. Im seriouse about that too, it worked for me.

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hey, what are the signs that a guy likes you... there is this guy that a lot of ppl say likes me and i sorta like him back, but i dunno if he really does like me! thnx!

constantly talking or agreeing with you
staring

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my dad is in the navy, so 4 like 2 or 1 more year he'll be stationed in bahrain.
my mom 1 time answered his phone when he was here visitin and out golfin.it was a womans voice. and then again when she text messaged him.
im worried,and my mom has been cryin every now and then. i need desperate help. im so sad, i always feel like cryin and feel like goin goth.
plz help me

going "goth"? Good job offending half the people on this site idiot. Theres nothing wrong, you're just over reacting.

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how can you find out what people rated you on this thing?

Well, by looking at the faq, idiot.

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Ok, there is this boy named David in 1/6 of my classes. He sits in the last seat in the row next to me. My friend sits right behind me and whenever I turn to talk to her, I catch David staring at me and we suddenly make eye contact. Out of that infomation ( I might add more ), do you think he likes me?

I tend to look at anything or everything that makes a movement in my class. Probably not.

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tomorrow is the last competition and i have missed two of them already my coach was so mad. Im not particepating but im still in the team so as she says i have to go. I have no ride or anything my mom says i cant go if i dont everyone will hate me what should i do?

Screw it, who cares. Really who does?

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ok i have this friend and she thinks she has the worst skin and really all that's bad is she's got kind of redish skin and a few spots of acne and its not TERRIBLY bad..but she thinks its really bad so she fricken LOADS on concealer..powder..foundation and all that junk and it takes her AT LEAST 20 min to do her make-up (meaning just the foundation n stuff) and it looks SO bad and people are now starting to talk about her and she just wears sooooo much foundation and idk how to tell her and its disgusting almost..what should i tell her??

You look like shit, get it off.

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Why is it when I look at certain people's typing, my eyes begin to burn? My eyes burn especially with sticky caps, and internet abbreviations.
(luv, gurl, boi, seckz, lol, brb, kay, ur, u, r, etc)
It's almost unbearable, how do I make it stop?

Well, most dont pay attention to the idiots that use the little abbreviations.

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i really like this guy... and he likes me too.. and heres the problem... hes 18... im 14.. and my mom wont let me go anywhere w/out her when im with a guy.. so i cant ever go anywhere with him.. and he doesnt go to my school.. and my mom just said im not allowed to talk to him since hes 18.. what should i do?

Well, its illegal to go out with him. Drop the subject.

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