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"There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother." A lot has changed since I was in High-school and first created my column - almost 8 years ago!!!! I now have two gorgeous Boys who mean the World to me; Brody, who is 3 and a half years old, and Brayden, who will be a year in November. I live my life for these two Boys. They make every second worth it. xxoo ♥ ♥

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ok. im 13 and i've heard various ways of how to masturbate. anybody know exactly how to do it?. thanks for any help i may get

If you're a guy, you just give yourself a handjob by sliding your hand up and down your penis. If you're a girl, you finger yourself. By sliding your finger(s) in and out of your vigina. You could also use objects around the house to masterbate. Ones that would be in a form of a penis.
♥ Krissy

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my girlfriend enjoys haing sex and me fingering her but she wont give me head cause she says it hurts is that normal?

Head hurts when she give it to you? Or she hurts you when she gives it? I don't think it's normal for it to hurt herself, unless she has a small mouth and your penis doesn't fit? Other then that, I don't think it's normal.
♥ Krissy

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Does anyone know what the name of the song is that goes like, 'Every mornin when I wake up! Before I put on my makeup...I say a little prayer for you!'. its in the movie my best friends wedding. I really liked the song and want to know what its called and who sings it. Does anyone here know?

The song is I Say A Little Prayer (For You) by Diana King.
♥ Krissy

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OK my ex boyfriend calls me everyday to talk about his day. He slips in a sentence about me and him then he talks about his girlfriends. Yes that is plural. He has more than 1. He asks me to rate him on how hot he is on a scale from 1-10. I rate him a 7 and a half. He has a nice body but he's not niice to me when we date. This guy, does he still like me or not? I rate! Sorry so long. We had a relationship for 2 months before I found out he cheated on me.

Why don't you just ask him? It seems like he still might have feelings for you since he calls you everyday and talks about you and him. But I mean, he has more then one girlfriend? That should tell you something right there hun, he's a huge player. He could be playing around with your feelings too, by saying stuff about you and him being together when he doesn't mean anything he says. He could be just saying them things to say that another girl likes him. You guys where in a 2 month relationship and he cheated on you? Ouch! You don't need that kind of pain in a relationship. I always say, once a cheater, always a cheater. Since he's with more then one girl at a time, what makes you think he won't do that to you? I think you should find a good guy. A guy that will love you for you hun and would never hurt you, like this guy has done.
♥ Krissy

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Sometimes in the day I feel like water or pee is leaking out of my vagina
Is this normal? and even sometimes I get stains in my underwear.

Don't worry about this at all hun, it's normal. Every girl has this happening to them; so don't feel like you're the only one, it's just discharge.
♥ Krissy

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Is magic real? Can you really hypnotize people? I saw this thing on tv where this guy made this girl float..sounds totally not real but if you saw it you would probably believe it. But anyways, is it actually real?

Are you talking about Criss Angel? That guy is amazing! I think it's real, but magic is really an illusion that fools the eyes into believeing something. I think if you believe in it, you could do it. You have to remember that he's been doing this since he was little and he has other professionals teaching him how to do these things. It took him along time to get where he is now. I think someone could float if you're able to hypnotize them, you can make them do anything. There are no camera tricks however, because it is taped live and he just goes up to people on the streets. I believe it though! I believe everything he does. I also believe that all his magic tricks are real. He always keeps my wondering after he's done, how he does it. I would love to be able to do magic, but I know I don't have the talent. He is totally amazing though and not to mention, hot!
♥ Krissy

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do any of you guys know any hot techno/trance songs?

Beck - Girl, Hermes House Band & DJ Itzi - Life Is Life, The Postal Service - Such Great Heights, Dan Balan & Lucas Prata - Ma Ya Hi, Hermes House Band - Country Roads, Da Rude - Sand Storm, Royal Gigolos - California Dreaming, DJ Alligator - Blow My Whistle Bitch.
♥ Krissy

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This just started happening last night... When I restart my computer all my desktop settings go back to default. I have the default background and all the icons are back like they were when I first bought the computer. I still have AIM but every time I restart my computer everything gets deleted from it. (All the screen names at the sign on. All my favorites in my internet explorer are all there but now they're all in alphabetical order... Does anyone know what's going on or anyway I can stop this? Thanks.

I really have no clue what could be wrong with it. Maybe you should talk to your parent(s) about this problem that is happening. You could have a virus or something. You might want to try and get a computer guy to come in and see what is wrong. Or you could talk to someone you know that knows a lot about computers and could help you out with this computer problem.
♥ Krissy

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Who here has msn messanger and if you give me your contact name I will rate you a five cause I need ppl to talk to cause I'm like super bored!!!

I got MSN Messanger. It would be cool to chat it up with someone. If you want to know my E-Mail, just leave one in my inbox.
♥ Krissy

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My boyfriend started to french me but I pulled away and said I didn't feel like it. Well, truth is, I don't know how and I'm worried I'll be bad at it. Does anyone have any tips or websites that can help me out?

Thanks,
Angela

You know hun, frenching comes naturaly. You think you don't know how to do it, but then when it comes the time to do it, you know how. Don't be scared, just let it flow. Here are some tips: 1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck. 2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa. 3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides. 4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses. 5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood. 6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else. 7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips. 8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion. 9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing. 10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that. 11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue. 12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite. 13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through. 14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose. 15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her/his hair. Again, don't cause pain. 16. Continue kissing. (http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/frenchkiss.htm)
♥ Krissy

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dont you just HATE it when people rate you really low just bc you tell the truth?

cookierat123

I do get mad sometimes. (Doesn't everybody?) But they're the ones that can't handle the truth. So if they want to be mad because someone gave them a truthful answer, that is their problem.
♥ Krissy

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I want to create my own webpage or homepage or website (jeez im so bad at this I don't even know what its call) I have no idea about all the code, and design, and the problem is even if I registered to some free hosted website. And when I have to kind of decorate my page right i dont know how to do it basically. (cause take a look at my column for example i can't even figure out how to change the background)So if any of you have experienced or good at this be nice if you could help. And if you are willing to help it also be great if you would explain it in a easy-language. like step 1 and step 2 and so on that kinda thing.
P.S. The thing is I kind of want my own domain name.
Thanks
-Patty-

I can help you out with your website. I have some cute layouts that you could use, they're easy. If you just want a simple website with your HTML Based all layed out for you already, check out these two sites: http://www.freewebs.com and http://www.piczo.com I'm here if you need any help!
♥ Krissy

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Here I am back again, well I did what you told I paste the URL in the background page URL and then after a while of loading it came up "Error Request URL" umm?
-patty-

Okay, maybe theres something wrong with the link of the background or something. You might want to try going to this page: http://www.imageshack.us Upload the background on there, then just get the new URL off that page. Then go back to your column and pasted it in the Background URL part. If that doesn't work, I don't know what could be wrong. Maybe you could try finding a new background.
♥ Krissy

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What are some cool Preppy Clothing or Accesory like bags or jewelry store? online store would be fine too...

other then Abercrombie & Fitch
or Aeropostale
or American Eagle Outfitters


and do not make fun or mock my question in any other way or i will report you and get you banned like i did to other person who mocked me

and if you give at least one website that is actually PREP i will rate 5

http://www.hiphopcloset.com/index.html You can check out this website. However, I don't know if it's "Preppy" enough for you. There's a bunch of different ones you can go to though! I used to know a really great site for nice clothes, I'll try to find it then post it on here.
♥ Krissy

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This is prolly gonna sound dumb but im not into all those sterotype things. So like what does prep/goth/punk/emo/posers and all those things mean. Add them if i forgot some. Those are the basics that i know.
Like if you were pink and say "omg" and "like" every 5th word...your a prep?


that doesnt make sense to me...

Signed-
Outdated-nonsterotypical-gurl

Prep is like, you wear the preppy clothes; all the name brand ones, you hangout with all the football players and the "cool" and "popular" people. Goth, you pretty much dress in all black and have your own way at looking at life. Punk, you wear all the spikes, with all the earrings, bagging clothes, make-up, eye liner, etc. Emo, mostly always listen to depressing music and such. I really don't know how to explain that, sorry. Posers, they usually act like someone they aren't. Kind of like wiggers who act black, but they're white. Posers can act like they're preps, or are punk, when really they aren't. Stereotypes don't make any sense to me either, it's really stupid, plain and simple. People should act and dress the way they want to. Not just so they can be labeled as something.
♥ Krissy

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Does anyone kno where i can like listen to music for free and has a bunch of songs. and i mean really super free.i rate high

Here's an amazing site. It's totally free and has millions of songs and bands. http://cdzinc.com
♥ Krissy

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does anyone know how to make this site a home page? you know, so that each time i open up the interent, it will automatically go to this site right away? thanks!!
~*jaimee*~

All you do is go to "Tools", then scroll on down to "Internet Options". Once you clicked on that, it should bring you to a different screen. Then where it says "Home Page - You Can Change Which Page To Use For Your Home Page", just put the Advicenator's website in there.
♥ Krissy

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Hi.
I have been away for a while...vacation and working and such...so dont yell at me but what happened to advicenator admin?

Just go to this site for an update on what you missed while you were gone: http://advicenators.com/news.php
♥ Krissy

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wow i cant handle this.. i like this guy a lott!! and hes always soo sweet to me and we had a lot of good times together and he told my friends he likes me and he told me he did.. but we wereon the trampoline and i wouldnt kiss him bc i didnt want to get him sick.. and all the other times i rejected him bc ive never kissed a guy before.. but i ddint really care anyway so i called him twice the next day he didnt answer.. so i left him alone.. the next day my best friend called him and then i called him and he came over my other friends house.. he totally ignored me .. he flirted with one of my friends and then said that i wouldnt get with him anyway so it didnt matter.. that really hurt bc i was gonna kiss him but he just didnt wait.. now i miss him like crazy and i need to know what to do!! do i call him? forget about him? leave him alone? HELLPP!!!

i rate HIGH!!!

Wow, that sounds really low of him. It sounds like he only wanted you for skin, that's what it seems like. Since he ignored you just because you wouldn't kiss him, that gives up the wrong single right there. That's wrong of him and I think you should try to get over him and move on. Find a guy that will like you for who you are, not one that only hangs around you to try to get some.
♥ Krissy

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can anybody tell me the difference between karate and tae kwon do please and which invovles more kicking and punching

Tie Kwon Doe is mostly all feet work; kicking, while Karate has more arm work; punching.
♥ Krissy

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