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Okay well i have a friend and she makes me do EVERYTHING 4 her well at lunch like she will be like here is 50 cents go buy me a cookie and i do it! i dont want to but i do anyways. and i through her trash away 4 her and she pays me a dime and i dont want to do that either i just feel like i can tsay no and when i do i feel like she will be mad at me but whp cares right i cant do stuff 4 her right? well i dont know what do to please help!

How bout just say no? Idiot.

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earlier today a friend of mine asked me a question...they asked "if i show you something will you be mad?" I said no. so the person showed me and it happened to be that the person had cut their wrist. i didnt get mad..but they had done it once before. i want to do something before it gets to bad. what can i do?

Not ask stupid teens on an advice site who cut their wrists.

Tell a teacher of counselor. Tard. You should have doen that quite some time ago.

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Please read! This is the most confusing and hurtful thing that happened to me!

I have a boyfriend and I really love him. Even though I still am going out with him I've liked this guy soooo much this whole year! This guy knew that I liked him and he liked me to. Like 2 weeks ago him and his girlfriend broke up. While they were going out he was telling me that he really does like me and that he wants to go out with me. Well, he asked me out but I was still going out with my boyfriend. This weekend we didnt talk much. When I did he told me he wasnt over his ex girlfriend! I dont know what to do! Im heart broken! He told me he liked me and now I`m not in the picture anymore. He forgot about me and moved on! Please help! What did I do to change his mind that quick. I cant talk to him about this and I wont so please dont tell me to! Help! Im so confused and hurt.

You had a boyfriend.

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ok... i have to write an essay for my 9th grade english class about romeo and juliet. We have to dicuss whether or not they were in love. I feel that they werent really in love, just lust. I need help in finding information to prove my point, which is that romeo and juliet werent really in love. If any one has any advice about this please tell me! thanks

Actually they realy were in love. Thats why they died when the other was dead. Why they had sex. Why they made out all the time. And why romeo would constantly stop fights between the two families so he could stay with juliet. Your opinion is very i suggest you rethink it.

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14/female
A lot of people at school thinks my life is perfect. it is far from it. i wont get into too much detail and make this too long but i have a few good friends that i love but there are so many morons that get mad because i get good grades or whatever. i just wanted to know does this go away in high school? or will people still asume my life is great because i get good grades?

thank you

They will still assume your life is great because you get good grades.

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I guess this goes under this category but oh my gosh! i need HELP! Ok i am 13/f and i go out with this guy named David...well im his first girlfriend which is UNBELIEVABLE because hes SO sweet and hes not really hott but ya know! and so since im his first girlfriend his mom wants me to have dinner with them on friday...which REALLY sucks! because of ME! well i dont know if i can even go yet because i might have to go to my dads but still....i am SO SHY! like only around older people such as adults! but not people my age! see im so shy that when i talk about something thats kinda embarassing to me about my family, i get all shy and turn red...i dont know why and it makes me MAD! and its stuff thats not even that emabarssing!! anyone know what i can do to prepare or anything!?!

"hes not really hot but ya know"

Are you stupid? Why are you wasting your time with someone "not raelly hott"

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ok i wrote a question about the whole shop liftin situation but in case you didnt read it its just about i was caught shopliftin for my friend and blah blah blah thats basically it but i was wonderin if the punishment my parents gaave me was fair,they told me i had no tv no phone the whole 9 yards and im only writin this bc no one is home but the worst punishment is the fact that my bday is tommorow and they said i have no birthday this year....even after my punishment r they bein to harsh?

Ha, you deserve it. You fucking moron. You deserve all of it. I would ground your stupid ass for a year. If you're dumb enough to steal i'd freaking teach you a lesson. And you are now learning that lesson. Heck id lock you up in your bedroom and you wouldnt be able to come out. You're an embarassment to you're parents. Thats why they arnt celebratinog your bday. HAHA hey good luck with xmas!

I know right now you're so pissed.
shootthefat1
thats ma aim name. Id love to talk to you some more about how dumb you are.

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i have like this girl at school and like she like hates me cause like she thinksim a prep wich i like am and like i want to like jump her but i like dont want to like humiliate her u know like wut do i do

Well like you should like stop putting like and stop mocking like "preps" like everything u say is like and you're like a faggot and need like a like life you faggot.

You're super gay. I'd love to hate on you some more.

shootthefat1
thats my aim name.

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I had sex with a guy almost 3 weekends ago.. and the condom fell off... i didnt get the morning after pill but my friend said i could just take 3 birth control and it would be the same thing... but i'm afriad! what are some EARLY pregnency signs?! lately i have felt nausaous and i've had spotting... please help...

You're pregant. Its what you get for having premarital sex.

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theres this guy that i like and last year he wrote "i

Why dont you ask?

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ok i started cuttin myself like 3 mouths ago because my friends they have been getting mad at me for nothing and theres the hole family thing. and it seems like everything is falling apart and i dont no what to do... and i cant stop.i dont no how to stop

Well that was a good statement. I see the bloodloss is getting to your head too because you forgot to ask a question idiot. If you want to kill yourself you'd of done it by now. Quit cutting yourself no one cares about you taht much.

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Ok here goes, I am an advice giver and everything but I can't fix this problem. I go to a school where there is a whole bunch of guys. I have a major crush on one of them but every time I make a move on a guy I like, I get these kinds of remarks such as "You should jump off a bridge and save yourelf the embarassment of actually having a love life". Remarks like these are said to me everyday and somehow they have etched themselves into my head and they won't go away. Now it seems like the only way to get rid of them is to commit suicide. I have thought about it many times but I want help. Please answer back. I don't know how much more of these remarks I can stand.

If you wanted to be dead, you'd of killed yourself by now. You're also dumb for letting ingorant idiots get you. Wait till you're older. They'll be gone and you'll be fine.

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well i'm 13 and i'm a female and i totally broke out on my forehead and i have a dance coming up!! i need help on how to get rid of it fast!! any advice or suggestions? also, is it because i ate chocolate or like junk foods? (i've heard that the reason people break out...)ThAnkS fOr uR HeLp!!! *i RaTe*

You broke out because god doesnt like you. And that makes you very mad. Rub toothpaste on your head it should work. Its only at night though. Before you lie down be sure to let the paste dry first or it wont work.

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hi! I was wondering is there ANYWAY what-so-ever to get an I.P adress off of an AIM screen name?

yes.

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ok my boyfriend invited me over to his house to watch a movie and his parents were not home. and about half way in the movie he leaned over and kissed me and we started making out and them he took all of my clothes off and we started having sex it was so much fun!!! My friends were all asking what happend at his house should i tell them?

no

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Hi,
I am ALWAYS craving sugar! This wouldn't be so bad, but I have braces now and have to stop eating it :S I tried eating small amounts but it is still messing up my teeth so I have to stop almost entirely. But I'm so weak, lol, and always eat food with a high sugar content! How can I stop, or at least lessen, the cravings and eat less sugar? I don't like fruit so please don't suggest that :)

Screw those stupid rules. Since when do people pay attention to those any way? Its worse to have popcorn or gum. Just be at your house, have some sugar and brush your teeth right after.

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Hey! If You have a favorite quote, or an inspiring something to share: please do!

I'll rate all 5's! Promice:)

-*KeLs*-

They say practice makes perfect, but no one can be perfect so why waste your time.

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i`m a freshman in high school. ever since i was about 4 or 5, i've had an excessive bladder problem i guess you could say. when somebody makes me laugh, i start to piss myself. it's been happening lately at school and volleyball practice, and i have nothing to cover it up with! is there any type of medicine i could take, or anything that could help prevent this or something.. ? please help

if you're going to laugh or make fun of me, you'll be rated a one, and i'm gonna report you. =)

Well, there is those kids diapers. Seriously. But why are you asking us? Ask the doctor.

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whenever im talking to this guy i like on the phone or online i never know wht to say!! its soo annoying and awkward. i dont know him tht well so what would be some things to say that would start a conversation?? please help! i rate 5s to answers that dont piss me off!!!

What yo fav video game.

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i have picked at my down there and i got a cut and when i pee, it hurts! is that usual? i know its not a bladder infection
thanks

Yes. Piss that gets on a cut will hurt.

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