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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ whats the name this song?

"hey mr. dj tell me if you hear me hey mr dj won't you turn the music up"

i jus need the name
thank!!!
It's called "PON DE REPLAY", and it is performed by RIHANNA. Lyrics can be found at:
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/r/Rihanna/Pon-De-Replay-Lyrics.htm

♥[?]♥ i have had thought of suicide in my mind about 6 times now. i have attempted it, but i dont think i have really tried hard enough to kill myself. do you think i would be concidered suicidal?
Well I don't think so - not necessarily, at least. Sometimes I get the image of smashing someone's face in with bricks, but it's just a thought, and we're ALLLLLl entitled to our thoughts. However, if you've actually tried to carry out your heavy thinking, then yes... you're "suicidal". I know this probably isn't what you wanted to hear, but perhaps you really should consult a parent and/or guardian for some medical help. =/

♥[?]♥ around my town lots of the college girls wear there pants or t shirts inside out is there a reason or what?
Well... this could be any of 3 reasons:

1. They sweat like hogs.
2. They got spaghetti sauce on their shirt like a klutz.
3. It's the "cool" thing to do now.

I've never seen this where I'm from. I guess if you really wanna know, you have to ask. =/

♥[?]♥ anyone know where i can get music codes for myspace? not the video, just music! thx
Find a song at one of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX


It will play on Windows Media Player. Simply go up to "FILES".. "PROPERTIES" and copy EVERYTHING in the "LOCATION" slot.


Paste that URL into the following code where I tell you to:


< bgsound src="MUSIC URL HERE" loop="infinite" >


Then simply delete the TWO spaces [ONE on EACH END] that separates the < and > from the rest of the code.


Sound tough? It's really a piece of cake - I promise! =D

♥[?]♥ Hey I was woundering how do you make a playist ?? I have no idea how to. And i really want one. Can anyone give me a site and tell me how to so incase I wont have to use the site. Thanks a Bunch
Find a song at one of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX


Chances aRe it will play on Windows Media Player. In WHICH case, simply go up to "FILES".. "PROPERTIES" and copy EVERYTHING in the "LOCATION" slot.


Then SIGN INTO Xanga.. go to:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=code_x3_love to get the drop down code.


And the URL of the SONG you just heard on WMP a moment ago should be insterted WITHIN the drop down code where it says "SONG AND URL" or some shit like that. Then just paste it in the very top box on your "LOOK & FEEL" page.


I know it sounds hard, but it's really rather simple...

♥[?]♥ I know you've all heard this question many times...but you know how you can get pictures to move across in a line, i think its called a marquee, or soemthing. What is the code for that?

I rate 5's all the way!!!
< marquee >< img src="PLACE URL HERE" >< / marquee >


Simply remove ALL EMPTY spaces WITHIN the < and >[EXCEPT FOR THE ONE SEPARATING THE WORDS "IMG" and "SRC".] So there should be SEVEN *empty spaces deleted in total.



The picture has to have a URL address. SOOOOOOO.. if it is a picture you have on your COMPUTER, you have to go to http://www.photobucket.com and SIGN UP for a FREE account. Then "BROWSE" for a picture on your computer. Once you've found it, click "SUMBIT". Next it will PROVIDE you with a "TAG" URL, and THAT is the one you want [the "TAG" one]. Just copy that right into the comment.



If this picture is one you just found online, simply RIGHT CLICK it. Go down to "PROPERTIES", and copy it's ENTIRE "(URL) ADDRESS". Then simply PASTE that withing this code where it says "URL OF PICTURE HERE", make sense?


It's really quite easy. Hopefully you understand. :D

♥[?]♥ Ok, at church we had a lesson on being sexually pure, and they said no "necking and petting" ...what is that?! I'm really curious...

I'll give a 5 for accurate answers!

signed,
Confused and hopeless.
Necking is generally referred to as kissing [WITHOUT contact with their "privates"], whether it's mouth to mouth, mouth to neck, mouth to shoulder or otherwise.

Petting is basically the touching of your partners body WITHOUT contact with their "privates".


And if you want my personal opinion, you shouldn't just avoid those things because the CHURCH SAYS TO! They have nooooooo right to tell you how to live your life. They are simply suggesting! Ultimately.. it's YOUR decision, and you must live your life for YOU! =]

♥[?]♥ Do Tums help period cramps? i rate high if i get good advice thanx!
Hmm. Ya know.. I've never thought about that. Maybe??? I guess it's worth a shot? Just try it once, and see how it turns out.


Really, many women start taking pills around the clock from the time their cycle starts, until it ends. Any pain killer will do, but I reccommend Ibuprofen, Extra Strength Advil or Midol -- it's also best to take medication with a meal, that way the risk of stomach discomfort is slimmed.

♥[?]♥ ok if any of you guys have pictures you can answer my question and duhh ill give you an easy 5.

when i load my pic thing on my advice column, the rest of it gets all weird! if you inserted a picture right in your advice column, feedback me and ill give you my advice column name to show you want i mean.

thanks!
Are you entering it in it's instructed slot on your "PROFILE SETTINGS" page? Or are you putting it in your BIO part?

I'm a big confused, but I think I can help you if you provide me with more detail.. =]

♥[?]♥ what are the symtoms to a yeist infection?
This site should help you greatly:
http://familydoctor.org/206.xml

It will answer that question and any others you may have in relation.

♥[?]♥ Hi,
So my aim is messed up and i cant talk at all anymore! I can do Away messages and all that blah blah blah. But anyway i was wondering id anyone knew about this site.. its like Ai-buddy and airaim (i hate them both) hehe.. and it has yahoo / msn / and Aol instant messanger on it.. my brother told me about it and we couldnt remeber it.. its like.. trinity.. ot trenity.. ot something like that? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!! I FEEL SO ISOLATED WITHOUT AIM! .. ha.. thanks so much
thats a K!>[l
Well could your AIM have a virus? If so, I have a link you get nuke it with: http://www.jayloden.com/aimfix.htm .



Go there, and just click "DOWNLOAD". It's 100% FREE.. downloads in SECONDS.. and DOES NOT download ANY other crap, ya know!?!? Once it's downloaded, save it somewhere, and run it. It will kick you off AIM, for about 10 seconds while it scans for the AIM virus. Once deleted, you can sign right back on. It's SPECIFICALLY to detect AIM Viruses.. meant to detect EVERY one!! I've used it a couple times... worked EVERY time!!!!!!!!



But if you'd still like the other program, it's called Trillian. It can be downloaded at:
http://www.trillian.cc/downloads

♥[?]♥ can you get rid of STD's? like without seeing a doctor. and please just answer with a yes or no. no long paragraphs. didn't mean to be rude!
Without seeing a doctor, you can't get rid of it. =/

♥[?]♥ Hey im new to this site. And I just got 1 rating. I was woundering how many times do you have to be rated for it to show up on your column ?? Because after I got rated I looked at my column and it never showed up. So thats why I was woundering how many times do you have to be rated to have it show on your column ? Thanks
You have to be rated minimal of five times to have it be visible on your column. But that one will count towards your rating. =/

♥[?]♥ i was wondering if anyone knows how tp put pics. on myspace not like under view pictures like on the main page?? i'll rate high thanks a bunch!
Use the following HTML code:
< img src="PLACE URL HERE" >


And simply go through and delete all of the EMPTY SPACES within in < and > [EXCEPT FOR THE ONE SEPARATING THE WORDS "IMG" and "SRC".



The picture has to have a URL address. SOOOOOOO.. if it is a picture you have on your COMPUTER, you have to go to http://www.photobucket.com and SIGN UP for a FREE account. Then "BROWSE" for a picture on your computer. Once you've found it, click "SUMBIT". Next it will PROVIDE you with a "TAG" URL, and THAT is the one you want [the "TAG" one]. Just copy that right into the comment.



If this picture is one you just found online, simply RIGHT CLICK it. Go down to "PROPERTIES", and copy it's ENTIRE "(URL) ADDRESS". Then simply PASTE that withing this code where it says "URL OF PICTURE HERE", make sense?


It's really quite easy. Hopefully you understand. :D

♥[?]♥ Ok..i know this is sucha weird question..but have any of you people TRIED bloody mary? you kno where you go in the bathroom and turn off all the lights and say her name 3 times and shes suppose to come out?? or maybe i got it wrong..all i really wanna know is that if anyone tried it..and whats the story behind it and what do you do exactly to see her??? pleaassseee reply! i`ll rate high =)
The way I've always known it to be, is that you go into a bathroom, turn the lights off, and make shore you're facing the mirror. Say "Bloody Mary" THREE times, and in the mirror she should appear.. in a white dress.. covered in blood. Now, I've tried this. NOTHING happened. It's all some lame game to scare some bored youngsters. =/ Scares ME though =]

♥[?]♥ im 10. and i know im supposed to know this. but how does a girl masturbate. plz tell me. thank you very much.
This site should help you:
http://www.babeland.com/female-masturbation.html

♥[?]♥ How do You clear the history on ur computer that tells you what websites you have been on, on the internet!!
Thanks xoxo
On an open Internet window, go to:


"TOOLS" on top, near the LEFT hand corner.


Then go down to "INTERNET OPTIONS".


Then under "HISTORY", click "CLEAR HISTORY".



Easy peesy, right? =]

♥[?]♥ hey guys... im looking for a good deoderant that will accualy work for me.. like ive tried secret platinum protection but it doesnt stop me sweating.. theres like no odor but i just sweat and id like to get a new one before school starts... well pleaase help and thank you!
I like Dove and Suave. Then immediately after applying it, I apply any brand of baby powder. This helps clog up the pores to prevent sweating and foul odor. Works great! :D

♥[?]♥ what is sex? its confusing
What are you 8? They talk about SEX in SEX Ed at school. If you don't know what SEX is.. you haven't had SEX Ed. If you haven't had SEX Ed.. you must be 7 or 8... because I had SEX Ed at 9.......

♥[?]♥ what is the best product to use on acne?
I personally recommend using acne and oil fighting products; such as:


- http://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_69.asp
[which can be purhchased at Walgreens for $4.49]



or:



- http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jhtml?id=prod369845&CATID=100615&skuid=sku369846&navAction=jump&navCount=1



Followed immediately by:


- http://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_44.asp
[which can be purchased at Walgreens for $6.99]


*****Those are the products I use PERSONALLY, and I have great complexion, and saw fast, fast, fast, results!! :D


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