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Q: I just got new liquid eye liner. I thought it would be easier than the other stuff, but it isn't. When I put it on it looks weird and I can normally fix it but it still doesn't look right. Are there any tips I can use to make this stuff not look so gross? I'm pretty good with make-up, but when it comes to this stuff, I can't get it to look right.
dont use liquid eye liner it doesn't look as good n it takes a while to learn how to do it good

Q: When my hair is wet after a shower it stays down and stuff but then when it dries up it just poofs up and everything messes up. Is there any method or product that will keep my hair the way i had it when it is wet?
ya that happens to me just use conditioner

Q: I want to send out a note with an invitation to a party and say presents are not expected but if anyone would like to buy a present vouchers would be very acceptable.
uhh cool?

i don't get the question.

but i think thats weird don't put anything about presents on invitations.

Q: Okay, so I'm bedridden for a while. I certainly don't enjoy readering, but I figure it will pass the time.. so I'm not just stuck laying there like a useless moron. I like those cheesy little romance plots and all that sensitive bologna, so if ANYONE can think of something I might enjoy, I would DEFINITELY appreciate your recommendation!!

"Mackenzie"
its not a romantic book but i "The Da Vinci Code" is an awesome book you won't be able to put it down! i hate to read and i loved it.

Q: hey i have a tough decision to make. yes its tough for me. tomorrow (tuesday) i can either go to bible school or my softball leagues party. i really wanna go to both but they are at the same time. i already said id go to bible school but i also said id go to the party with my friend. will someone please help me decide and give me good reasons y i should go to what you chose?
go to the party

Q: I am @ the end of my seventh grade year and am already thinking of colleges(I know,I know)But i am one of those people who are obsessed with my education and trying to plan ahead. I love litereature and acting.I live in Massachusetts. I am also interested in history. Does anyone have any ideas? I am a great student and like evry subject except math (although I am good @ it) Thanks (I rate HIGH)
if you decide now you're just gonna end up changing your mind

Q: how do you gain body fat?? like what foods help??
WOW.

i can't believe someone actually asked that question.

well, have you ever thought that foods with high FAT content would help?

i will list a few for you...
-cake
-cookies
-ice cream
-chocolate bars

Q: Ok, this is how it is. Have 2 bestfriends at school; we have been friends 4ever. Anyway one of my friends {Lets call her Karla}found out that my other bf {Lets call her Tisha} was talking about her behind her back. It's very hard 4 me because everytime I talk to 1 of them the other 1 asks if she said anything about her. It's driving me nuts! I don't know if I can take it anymore. Anyway I've been friends with "Karla" longer than I have "Tisha". I've known "Karla" 4 about 8 years, and I've been friends with "Tisha" 4 about 2 years. I'm so confused and I cannot deal with it any longer. Anyway school is almost out, so maybe everything will get solved. {We only have 4 days left} But I really need help! Since there's only 4 days left I've been thinking of not talking 2 any of them? What should I do?

I RATE HIGH!
that wasn't worth it.

Q: How do you work out the area of a circle from its radius?
Thanks.
A= pie times the radius squared

Q: Ok I'm 13/F . I will be starting a competative swim team tomorrow morning and it will last all summer. I will have practices 1 hour for 3 days a week and a swim meet (competion) every Thursday for 3 hours. My question is, can I expect to lose a few unwanted inches on my stomach, thighs and legs with all this swimming? (Im hoping maybe 2 maybe 3 in on thighs, 1 or 2 on stomach an 1 or 2 on arms) I'll rate!! :) thanx!
no, if you're doing summer league swimming it won't do anything at all trust me those practices are insanely easy you might keep from getting fat but it most definatly wont help you lose weight

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everyone at my school says cheerleading is a sport and some say it isn't a sport..don't answer this question if you are going to write something mean or stupid. so is cheerleading a sport? and if no why is it on espn?
competetive cheerleading is a sport, cheering for your high school isn't

Q: i want a sn that describes me ...
i want it to be like a new beggining sorda thing. i just recovered from cutting so yeah + im also kinda punkish/skatorish/ghetto/prep ... so i have no clue what to make, though i want it to be something very meaningful ... kinda sad/letting go kinda sn, since that's what i've been going threw ....i rate high! thnx ♥
ughh i hate ppl who dress in all black and feel sorry for themselves because they think they're the only people with problems!! newsflash nobody cares. nobody will want to talk to you if you have a depressing screen name. geez just make it ur name or something.

Q: Me and this guy (lets call him Joester haha) are friends with benifits. His friend told me that Joester wants to make out with me. Part of me wants to that way I could piss off my x-best friend and because Joester is really hott. But part of me doesn't want to because after making out you do gross stuff that truthfully I dont want to take part in. Am I over reacting please help I rate really high
just make out with the boy! you dont have to do anything after

Q: i have naturally curly hair. i always straighten it, but lately it's been a hassle and it's ruining my hair. the only thing i don't like about my hair being curly is it's always so frizzy and the curls are way to small and it makes me look like an idiot. i'd like to have big, SOFT, NON FRIZZY curls. how can i achieve this without damaging my hair more?
get your hair chemically straightened

Edit: uh the way you word your question it sounds like your asking any way not to make it frizzy without damaging it and i told you, dumbshit.

hahahaha must suck to have naturally curly hair.

you're pretty much screwed.

unless you take my advice of course, and get your hair chemically straightened, then you can curl it how you want it. DUH i didn't include that because i thought you could figure that one out. apparently i was wrong...


Edit Again: No, i am not retarded i am pretty sure i'm a hell of a lot smarter than you.
If you're referring to your additional info saying you didn't want to straighten your hair anymore, nice try you posted that after i answered your question.

"I have naturally curly hair. i always straighten it, but lately it's been a hassle and it's ruining my hair."
i missed the part where you stated you never wanted to straighten your hair anymore. besides getting it straightened isn't YOU straightening it. someone else does it. duh. and it isn't a hassle, and it doesn't ruin your hair. so i win. ha.

but anyways, i love waking up in the morning with naturally perfectly straight hair! i also love being able to curl it how i want it. yay.

have a nice day.
hope i helped

Q: i'm really into bright colors and matching my make up with my clothes and such.
my question is what are some stores where i can get really cute clothese , i dont want like AE and abercrombie and stores like that im into fashion alot but i cant seem to find any stores around here that have unique clothes. thanks
Charlotte Russe, Urban Outfitters, Rampage, Express

Q: hey i know a lot of ppl ask this question but i sweat waaay too much.. and i cant wear long sleeves or sometimes even t-shirts.. is there another brand of antipersperant instead of certain dry (i can't find it anywhere, i'm thinkin maybe they dont sell it in canada?) but anywayz does this ever go away.. how long does it last? i rate high for good answerz
drysol...go to a dermatologist

Q: at my school everyone wheres short mini skirts and all and the fat girls NEVER get in trouble. and i have thys frend we'll call A she is very skinny and she had on a skort that when she put her hands down it was the right length. then theres thys other girl we'll call K and she is rather over weight and she never gets in trouble for her short skirts. what should we do? is there anything we can do?
if your have long legs it makes it look shorter so you'll end up gettin in trouble its the same way at my school too

Q: i sorta got into an accident with my garage so now theres a couple of dents in the side of the doors, and lots of paint all over it... does anybody know how to get these out?? thanks!
haah u got in an accident w/your garage

Q: there is this dog in my grandma's neighborhood.
this dog is not properly cared fo. what should i do?????!!!!!!





signed help
girrrl you need to tell that motha to show their dog some r-e-s-p-e-c-t!! fo sho!

Q: ok. im a freshman , or i was last yr. and i just got my report card in the mail. i didnt do to good but i dosn't say anywhere if i passed or not? i only got a 1.4 GPA and 5 credits and my mom isnt to happy .but it dont say if i got promoted to my sophmore year?? can anyone possibly help me out. thanx
-Francesca
i didn't do too good?
it dosn't say anywhere?
my mom isnt to happy?
it dont say?

hmm

also, question marks should only be used at the end of a question, not a statement.

by reading your question i would have to guess no, you didn't get "promoted" to the next grade.

and on a sidenote you can only tell that if you include your actual grades.

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