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Q: I am in 7th grade and I feel so young. My grade doesn't no anything about life my friends tell me that kids who r younger than me r pregnant my best friend in 6th is grinding her boyfriend and she seams to young to even have a boyfriend u no how wen people say that they r going out with someone that means that they say hi now they don't have each others numbers they don't hold hand put arms around each other they don't kiss or hang out with each other outside of school I no wen I get my period I might change but I feel like everyone my age outside of school has a boyfriend that they actually hang out with but me my friend keeps asking do u hav a boyfriend yet I just don't get kids my age

sweetie, please. embrace it. i started dating and other stuff young. and had alot of family drama where now i WISH i could still have a childhood. what kids under 18 don't understand is... make it last. do fucking kid shit. i mean you can date but don't go past what you feel is right. and at your age i'm hoping you don't think you're ready for sex because look at all these young parents who struggle so much. and don't worry about other people. if everyone else is hoping off a bridge don't join them, grab some god damn popcorn and watch them fall.

Q: ok. so i am bi- as in I've dated guys and made out with girls. I WILL NOT TELL MY PARENTS, because i think it may be a phase. its just that one day me and my friend were making out (both girls) and after that I feel like I want so be with her everyday. what should I do?

you don't have to tell your parents. it's your choice. your business. but always know there is a risk they may find out without you telling them. i would say go for it. you know what you want, so why not?

Q: please help me.im 11 my best friend is choosing death and cutting herself as an option because, well, her live is a living romeo and juliet. her father found out that she's dating another boy (five years older than she) and called him and told him to stay away from her. she's devastated and coming to me for help but she is just so sad. she needs help before its to late. details: she's 12, he's 17, so far she's just cut up the length of her arm but im still afraid. she sends me emails saying very sucidile thoughts. please help. also, they were dating for almost a year now

for one thing her father is right to keep them apart. if she is only 12 and already contemplating suicide over being with a boy she is not ready for a real relationship and a boy 17... pretty much any boy will take great advantage of that and her. you need to tell her dad, and you're not being a snitch if you care about her you'll look out for her and say something. you are both too young to be dealing with this b.s.

Q: Hi,

I white color balloon like was erupted from my daughter vagina at the 3rd day from her birth.

IS there any danger associated with it.

sweetie, instead of taking your time to type this or wait for answers. you need to be scheduling an appointment with the doctor because that is the one that can help you.

Q: I wrote this rap for the song "somebody that I used to know remix" and it's my first rap so tell me if it's good or things that could help the verse. If I should rap fast of slow. You could add more to the verse.

The Verse:
All these voices in my head come as I'm laying in bed
We had it all, I wasn't gonna let you fall
I was in rehab for something I thought I had
Everyone thinks I'm bad.
HEYYYYY
Stop eating your chicken and listen.
You were the one for me
What could be is a mystery.
Don't realized what you done honey bun.
While you were soaking in the sun, I was in the room thinking why do you make me cry, the anger, frustration, DENIAL.
Now I walk a mile with an empty heart and sadness.
Thinking I caused all this madness when it was all you.

I mean it's alright. I'm guessing you are new to writing though. but hey we all got to start somewhere

Q: And lasts long?

all weave sheds a little but the more expensive the tracks the better the product. go for some Remi.

Q: I am 14 yr old girl and i have had sex. Over 13 guys have naked pictures of me. 5/13 were 18-20 yrs old. Am i concideres a whore.?

I really don't want to answer this question because in my eyes, yes you are. But to someone else, maybe not. But you might want to change your life around. All you basically just described makes me think you have no respect or love for yourself.

Q:

I'm looking for 2 hair colors

My skin tone is like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ND920tPjWkA/S2Zsqkr6w6I/AAAAAAAAvZ4/5GKZyqv1n10/s320

welp.. i mean you can stick to the blacks and browns. of course. and sometimes it really depends on the face shape personally and the kinds of makeup you wear.. but light brown is an option. when i actually get my hair done, i go to a store like a wig store and try on wigs of different colors not because im going to buy them but because i want to know what color looks good before i wear them. good luck on it though. =)

Q: ok, so just to let you know, i am an eleven year-old girl in seventh grade, blond hair, blue eyes,and im petite. my boyfriend, *tyler*, tells me i'm beautiful and funny and that he loves me everyday/night, (i know what you're thinking, oh, how cute!) but he used to have a gf who broke up with him. (she is now my bestie) the thing is, when he broke up with her, he said, (and i quote) 'ill never love again! id be too sad.' so im not so sure if he lied to her or me, and its really confusing. please dont answer by saying, 'you're too young to date!' because i really love this boy. ps: *tyler* is not his real name and he has brown hair, blue eyes, and he is also skinny

well...errr im going to try and not to be rude. i'm not going to say you're too young to date, but i will say you're too young to be stressing over this b.s. because 1.) the kid is obviously too young to know what love is which means yes, he may be saying he loves you but he isn't old enough to understand being "in love" with you. it's "love" but more like he has love for you. which you will have for every person you care about. friends, family, and bfs. and 2.) he was JUST telling your best friend how much he supposedly "loves" her.

Q: I always feel alone. My friends come and go. When I have a real good friend all of a sudden its like , I did something wrong to make them hate me or not trust me or something. Sometimes I just think I'm better off not here. Since my dad died everything's been upside down , but that was 9 years ago .. I had a family but I dont anymore .. My ex bboyfriend used to be my bestfriend but he's changed too. I just feel so alone. What should I do? Stay this way? Believe people when they say they care? But in the end nobody cares. I just dont know anymore, someone help me please??

i feel like this alot, especially lately. and welp.. it sucks. it's horrible knowing you have no one to trust. it's horrible that when you need a friend, no one seems to be there. But it makes you stronger, i mean you have no one but your still standing here doing everything on your own. that's an achievement most people can't handle. but people like us, we don't always end up alone. There are people that sense our strength and they will stick by us and still know we don't need them. And if those people haven't come yet or you haven't started to open your eyes to see them... it will happen. But in the end, no you are not alone. Because even though you may have no one NEAR you to trust... there is always someone out there who feels the same way as you. who feels... alone. so no you're not alone. not even a little bit. not even at all. and your dad believe it or not is probably watching every move you make, standing beside you every moment you need someone. Death doesn't stop a father's love.

Q: iam in love i cant suffer no more problems with my love and i cant live with out her. she wanna break up my relationship with her i have tried two times to die but unluckyly i escaped from that can u please give me esay way die please give better solution for me

no one on here will give you an easy way to die. if anything you will get responses begging you not to do. Me.. i'm not going to beg you to do it. because i've been to the point where suicide seemed like a valid option and you know what i realized? It's a coward's death. So you can either go ahead and do that leaving behind other people, who will get hurt by your death. Including your love because whether you guys are on good terms or not, you dying, WILL HURT HER MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. Or you can shut the heck up, get in there and save yopur relationship. and if someone is trying to break ya'll up, give them hell.

Q: We are 15 years old. She has had sex with a numerous amount of guys. I don't get why she is doing this. She was molested by her piano teacher as a kid. We got her help for that. The man is in jail for life now. He has done that to 3 other girls. She was also molested by a boy at summer camp when she was younger too. She is terrified of men, so why is she having sex with all these guys? I am trying to help her but she isn't listening. She is on medication for other reasons. She has had a number of other things wrong in her life. Why isn't she taking the help that is offered to her? I am do scared she is going to end up pregnant or with an STI. How do I get through to her. Also her parents know she is having sex. They found condom wrappers in their basement where she has sex. Also my other grirbd told them she has been having sex. Help me please! Urgent! I am so scared

you said she got help? but did she really get the help she needed? is she counseling? i mean the girl wasn't sexually abused just once, but twice by two different people who she trusted. even though you aren't her parent ask them to get her help. go to an adult a guidance counselor of the sort. your friend needs help whether she knows it or not. and she may even be pissed when she finds out but if you are a real friend... you won't care

Q: I've been on birth control for almost 2 whole months, I'm halfway through my period and my boyfriend and I had sex. He was about to ejaculate and the condom broke. Could I become pregnant?

because you are on the pill, it is really unlikely you are pregnant. but you can always take a test to find out.

Q: im 13 years old and me and my best friend have turned into lesbians we have snogged fingered each other (naked) and we have had sex with a plastic cock (together) we get lingerine when we go shopping,but is this normal? should i stop?

is it normal for two lesbians to have sex? yes.
is it normal to randomly both turn lesbians? that's iffy.
but it is not normal for 13 year olds to be alright having sex and buying lingerie. at least not in my mind. enjoy your childhood. lesbianic childhood or not. doesn't bother me. go play hopscotch outside or something wait a little bit longer before wasting your childhood away

Q: im looking for a 9 year old girl to have sex with help me

i can't breathe from all the laughter. oh my lawd. oh my lawd. you're an idiot. fall off a cliff.

Q: Sex within family members

i'm not sure what your question is...

Q: I had sex 5 days ago (3 days before i was supposed to start). We didn't use a condom for a little part in the beginning (like less than 5 slides in and out), but then stopped and went and got it. I had never had sex before, and I'm on the pill. But after he left, I noticed I bled a little in my underwear (like the end of your period) and so I figured he just popped my cherry, but I haven't had my period yet and I was supposed to start 2 days ago, and I also didn't miss a pill... am I pregnant?

welp. you're on the pill so i honestly really doubt it. most likely it's just because you had sex. whether your first time or just sex in general there is always a chance it will throw off your period. always. but if you are really uncertain. take a pregnancy test. always take three i say. one for the doubt, one for the the second thought. and one to relieve you of the paranoia (welp, if you're not pregnant) but next time use a condom. pill or not. pills dont stop stds. and it's always okay to be doubled up on the safe side

Q: Hey 18(almost 19/f) So I have been with my boyfriend just short of three years. I love him more than I have loved anyobe else in my life. I truly believe we have a long future together. However there's just one problem,sex. I lost my virginity to him when I was almost 17.(he was a virgin too) It was extremely awkward and just didnt go to plan. After that we tried a few more times but with the same result. I put it down to not being ready so we put it off for another while. We never really have sex just mess around but when we try its just painfully disappointing. It doesnt feel like anything to me?!No pain or pleasure I just feel a weird feeling in.my tummy. I can't orgasm from fingering either just from him rubbing my clit. I don't think I come either once or twice I think but usually not. Whats wrong with me?I am relaxed before sex and we do spend time on foreplay. Also when we try his oenis keeps like slipping out? Ive tried to be paitient because he is just as inexperienced as me but its soo frustrating. Also when he comes he just goes soft straight away and cant get hard again. is this normal?I have heard of people having sex multiple times a night but he says it doesnt work like that?can anyone help me im at the point where I think il just give up on sex and i dont want that! were strong enough not to let this effect us and we play around a lot but i want a decent sex life! any advice appreciated please only answer if you are experienced. Thank you

Okay, so there is alot to address on this such as orgasming for you in general. Are you into masturbation? If you have never tried it, try it. It's one of the most effect ways to see what you actually like specifically finger and positioning of the penis. I, myself, am not a big fan of it. But than again I really only recommend this for people trying to figure out what they like and how they like it. It's especially effect if you are able to get yourself to orgasm, which you may not if it's your first time masturbating and you're not really sure.
and even try oral. if you haven't. let him perform oral on you, maybe even have him mix a bit of oral and some fingering at the same time.
Also try some different positions. I recommend Kama Sutra. I mean everyone makes little jokes about it but believe me some of the positions in there are just well.. heavenly. and will send you down orgasm road.
The slipping out might mean he might be a little less packaged than others but good positioning can not make that a factor. or even the condoms are too lubey so try different kind of condoms and if you are using lube don't.
errr. and as for the going straight soft after... never had that issue with a guy before but it sounds like your guy just needs a break or something. and it's probably also a part of him being inexpierenced.
but anyway just keep practicing, as wierd as this sounds sex is just like an exercise.
Practice makes PERFECT.

Q: Okay, my best friend told me she was lesbian this morning, and I'm attracted to her. I afraid to tell her I'm lesbian, and she's really sexy, and I don't think she likes me like that. She hits on me, and I act disgusted, but I'm really not. I'm afraid she'd turn me down if she knew I was lesbian. What should I do?

Bahahaha. Girl, you are crazy. she just told you she's a lesbian. so why should you be afraid to tell her? and think about it. she just told you she's gay and she hits on you all the time. so... i think not only you should tell her but go for it... sounds like she digs you.

Q: Recently, me and a friend stopped talking. We're still civil though, but there is tension in the air. A mutual friend is very close to her and to me it looks like he has decided to take her side, despite that fact that 1. She told him that he shouldn't feel the need to, and 2. It simply didn't concern him.

Recently, another mutual friend of ours (who has managed to stay completely neutral in this) was talking to them on the phone. The fellow who decided to takes sides said "I need to know if I can trust you. I need to bitch about Matt" (matt being me).

He also stated that he wasn't planning to invite me to his birthday party, despite the fact that i've known him longer than anyone else.

I'm not sure what has bought this on. I know he's always been head over heels in love with the friend who I stopped talking to, and it's obvious that they talk about it, as he has decided to take sides.

I'm not sure what to do. I can't approach him, as the friend who told me, made me swear that I wouldn't say anything. I've asked him by text, what he is doing for his birthday, but he has just ignored me. He complains that I don't hang out with him often, but he's the one who ignored my messages, even if I message him a friendly "hello, how have you been?" .

I've even done the 'are we cool?' Thing and he just responds with the usual nonsense of 'yeah, sure, why?' . So it's pretty much impossible to do anything. Should I just give up, and be grateful that everything has ended on a civil note? Or approach him?

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

in all honesty, this is stupid. the kid obviously is going to take her side if he has a thing for her and there is always the chance she might have told him some untrue things maybe even lied and said you said some things you didn't...
why? because she's a girl.
what does that have to do with it? girls are all evil manipulative bitches. lmfao.
sit the guy down alone and talk to him straight up. tell him the whole situation. make sure he knows you never said anything about him and you wish he didn't get caught up in this but also confront him saying that you know he was talking about you and that he has been acting weird because it sounds like he isn't your friend anyway.

bio

Hi, thanks for coming to my column.

The name is Diamond but Dia is fine.

20, female, jersey girl at heart. mixed race taurus natured woman.

So...the reason I made this was during the start of my senior year of high school I had reached a point in my life where I didn't want to live anymore. I was tired of fighting and didn't see the reasons to fight. It was a random stranger that made me realize I would be stupid to take my life and to stop fighting.

So if you think I'm going to tell you life gets easier, I'm not. Let's face it, it doesn't get easier. Through pain you get stronger and learn to open your eyes to those things that give you strength to live.

Mine happen to be music, writing, dr. pepper, anime, the color black, the way rain sounds, and an amazing boyfriend. What gives you strength to live?