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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

ok welll im for bush and this one group of my friends are completely anti-bush. and whenever they start talking about the election they totally bash bush in front of my face. they say mean things about him that arnt true. and it really bothers me.....and like i feel like there almost attacking me whenever i tell them that bush was a good leader...what do i do?

First off... no offence or anything but that's a really stupid reason to get all pissed off. It's not like you can vote or anything you're still young, I agree with your friend though because Bush does suck along with the government, but thats besides the point. You have your own opinion about Bush and they have theirs. You really shouldn't care about that. See, if this was like a "I love the Yankees and they love the Red Sox," then that's something to worry about, but for God's sake, it's BUSH!!! ANARCHY 2004!!! sorry about that... but hey, the government sucks.

EDIT: sorry darlin... i was expressing my opinion... i didn't know you were 18. Do w/e you want!!! It shouldn't matter to you what they think about Bush. If you like him then you like him! Just ignore them!!!

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Anyone have the best advice for covering a pimple or the quickest method to get rid of one? (like if I had a dance the next day!)

use advantage acne spot treatment by clean and clear. it reduces the swelling and size of it in 8 hours.. i have it and i love it. BEST product out there for pimples!!! hope i helped.

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If anyone has any personal expiereinces with this, that be great!
Anyway, there's a few guys in my school who i talk to and we're regular friends. But, they sometimes say things to me and i dont know how to respond. They say likie, "hey can I get with you?" "ooh ur so beautiful" and " i give you 9 out of 10" I want to flirt back, but i dont want to make a fool of myself. I know theyre kidding, and flirting, but how can i do the same without blushing, or saying something stupid?Because thats what i usually do. I just sit there and laugh. Does anyone have any lines or things to say back to them??

for the "hey can i get with you" just say 7 inches or above i'll think about it (and yes... it does mean the size of their dick... dirty but they'll like it) and the "oooh your so beautiful" say... yeah... i am aren't i and smile and wink. andt he "i give you 9 out of ten" say it sucks that you're under 6.... again refering to their dick size. It's funny though just smile when you say stuff like that so they know that you're joking. I do that will all my guy friends. Hope this helps!

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Question for all the guys out there. I am so confused. What is it about girls that you don't understand? There's a guy I know who says he doesn't understand girls. What's there not to understand? Also, how come every time a girl gets annoyed you guys always blame it on PMS? Lol...also, one more question then I'm done. If a girl flips out on you due to PMS and then apologizes, would you forgive her? Ok, thanks!!!

Well I'm a girl and i can't answer this, women are bitches, plain and simple we are whether we want to believe it or not, we are complete bitches and guys never understand why we are. We are always pissed off at the world and we bitch at everything that pisses us off. I do understand why guys don't "understand" girls. And the whole PMS thing, we bitch when we are PMSing so if we bitch they automatically think we are PMSing.

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There is this boy that i love oh so much and we've been dating for a long time and we both go to different schools. there's this other girl though, that flirts with him alot and im scared of him liking her. what should i do??

Well if he loves you too then he won't go off and start messing around with this other chick. You should trust him. Take deep breaths and calm down. If he loves you and you know that he loves you then there is nothing to worry about. Unless you're boyfriend has had a past of cheating then there is something to worry about, but if not then really, calm down.

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i usually get my period around the 19, 20, 21st. 2days teh 22nd nd i ahvent gotten it yet, im sure i will ne day noww, -ima virgin if tha helps= my ? is bcuz im sick i ahvea cold can that effect your perios? nd what other factors can cause ur period 2 come on differnt days?

You could be stressed about school and that kinda crap. Plus you're young so when you're young your period is always irregular.

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this guy i like just asked me out about 5 days ago. he is really shy and we like never tlak bcuz we are both really shy...what whould i do so that we can talk more?

just talk about anything that interests the two of you. books, tv shows, movies, that kind of stuff. and if you two are going out then you shouldn't be shy around eachother! there is nothing to be shy about. and flirt with him a little.

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Hey everyone,

I'm playing a character in play where i have to keep a straight face while someone sings to me in German... does anyone have any advice on how to keep a straight face and not laugh or giggle during the performance?

one thing is bite your tongue and another is to put in ear plugs and have your hair cover the ear plugs so you can't hear him.

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Ok, im a gurl and i have a little mustache thingy and i never really thought to much of it til now. and i feel like other ppl notice it which i know they do. what should i do? should i shave it or trim it or wax it or i dunno lol. plz help... thanx a bunch!!
and ill rate yu!

you can buy bleach for it. bleach works the best. waxing can work too if you have dark skin and dark hair because if you bleach it it's gonna turn blonde and then it will still be visible.

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hey, does anyone like the band Saosin? if you do, can you tell me when their NEXT album is coming out. i can't seem to find the answer. and is it true that Anthony (the lead singer) LEFT the band? if he did, then he'll be no good because he has the best voice ever!

i don't know about anthony but the album already came out.

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im a junior in high school. but i want to open my own restaurant/be a chef.. i want to go to FSU. but i want to noe if that is the best college for that and if not what r the best colleges to go to for that type of major. tanx

Johnson and Whales is a good college for culinary arts. I just went on their website and it looks as if there are 6 of their schools, on in rhode island, the carolinas, vigrinia, florida, and colorado. my brother wants to go to that school. it's a really good school and i hear they pay you to work at their resturants.

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All my friend has been doing lately is complaining. Not to be stuck up or anything but things are going a little better for me than they are for her lately and shes tryen to bring me down with her so we can share being upset all the time . On the fone she doesnt stop complaining I just want to hang up on her. I dont want to be rude to her about this but im just so sick of listening to her complain. PLEASE help!

My friend did the same thing. What I'd do was complain back. Anything you can think of to complain about, do it. If she says anything about your complaining then go back and say that she was complaining and that it bothers you. If she denys the fact that she is complaining, tell her that you really think she is and it's really getting annoying. Hope I helped!


..::..emily..::..

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ok, my boyfriend of 3 years wants to go into the army for about 4 or 5 years. i was just wondering, is there any chance of him getting hurt,dying,etc? b/c if there is..i cant let him go. please help me. ill rate high.

yes there is a chance that he can get hurt or he could die (god forbid) but there is nothing you can do to prevent him from going. it's his decision not yours. if he's gonna go then he's gonna go. there is nothing you or anyone else can say will change his mind. sorry hun.

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i just burned myself on the oven rack in my oven. its blistering now, will i have a scar? it was 450 degrees to let you know...any advice?

yes it will scar. i did the same thing when i made brownies. it blisters. DO NOT POP IT!!!! it stings like a bitch... water will come out of it eventually just keep a bandaid over it for now so in case it pops there is something over it so it won't get infected.

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i have these kids i babysit for, and i mean theyre okay and everything, but they dont listen!! i dont know what to do, i even take out my cell phone and pretend to call their moms! theres a 8 year old A.D.H.D. boy, a 4 year old girl, and an infant. i get paid 4$ an hour...does that seem like enough for what i have to deal with?

you should at least up the price to about 5 bucks an hour. especially if you're dealing with 3 children and one is an infant and the other has ADHD. ADHD kids are not fun to deal with. i was a camp couselor and this one little boy had adhd and so did his older brother. NOT fun. they were hyper and they always started hitting other kids. 'twas annoying but you should talk to their parents about his behavior. hope i helped if you need anything drop one in my box

..::..emily..::..

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How do u know when a guy likes you? What are some signs? I would appreiate an answer from guys, and also gurls who know when a guy likes them and how they show it without telling u!!! THANKS!

when a guy likes you they kinda smile at you alot and every chance they get they'll somehow touch you. whether it's a hug or like touching your shoulder or your finger... in any way they'll try to touch you. they laugh alot around you and when you are near them when their friends are around they stand next to you and kinda flirt with you... i'm stuck in that situation right now with my friend... and he knows i have a boyfriend. see what he does to me in science class is he squeezes right above my knee because it tickles. and then he starts to poke my stomach because that tickles me too. and today he hugged me when i opened the door for him when he got locked out of the classroom. hope that helps!

..::..emily..::..

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okay.. this ones for the girls obviously..well i'm 14 years old and my boobs are really weird. like the areola and nipple are blended together.. my nipple is rarely out unless im really cold! this makes them super pointy n ugly!!! is this just a stage .. will my boobs be normal when they grow a little more? sorry but i really need help with this! i HATE it!

well... my tatas are the same way... yeah it is weird but i guess that's just how they are. there is really nothing you can do about that... i'm 14 as well. possibly when they grow they will change but for now we're still young we still have like 5-6 more years of our tits growing. =D hope i helped

..::..emily..::..

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my dog sheds like a mofo! i mean all i do is touch him and then my hand looks like a gorillas its so hairy...hes only a beagle what can i do?

well there really is nothing you can do to prevent the shedding but what you can do to decrease the amount of fur coming off of him is brush him at least twice a day and it will get the majority of the loose fur off of him so there won't be hair all over the place.

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i think i am being stalked. i get weird emails from somone named "zoner" and when i walk home from skool theres someone close behind me but after i turn around a few times they go away. what should i do?

i suggest you go to your parents and call the cops. i had a stalker once... it was so creepy old guy he got arrested. you might wanna call the cops. that's creepy

..::..emily..::..

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ok this ones for the guys... me and my bf have been going out for 3 months now. and everything is great. well the other day we were at this dance, and a slow song came on so we were dancing, and then we kissed, right after that he kissed my neck then he mumbled something and i didn't catch wat he said... so i asked him, and he smiled then said nevermind. i know that the thing he said was short, but its bothering me, cuz i reeli want to know. so guys what do you think he said?

he probably said he loved you. and if he said never mind he definately said he loved you. he might have just said it because he was too caught up in the moment and really didn't mean to say it at that moment. it happens. hope i helped!

..::..emily..::..

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