Tonight I'm going with a few friends to see a scary movie. My boyfriend is going to try to come behind his parents back to go with me. This one guy that I know who really really likes me is also going, and I kinda like him. What should I do because I'd rather cuddle with my guy friend than my boyfriend. Help!!
Then why are you going out with your boyfriend? You're dumb.
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Ok, I've been thinking about dumping my boyfriend for one of my guy friends. I know they both really really like me, and I still want to be friends with my boyfriend that I have now. Anyone have any advice on a easy break up?
Start making out with him. THen take your pants off so he thinks hes gunna get something special. Then turn aroudn and take a huge crap on him. YOu dont even have to say anything. It'll work too trust me.
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I like this boy who likes someone else I used to talk to him all the time but i dont anymore hes never online and i dont see him in school anymore. Should i still talk to him and see if maybe i could get himto like me, i was thinking that maybe he might think im weird or somethign for randomly iming him when he comes online or talking to him...also he used to like me but i hurt him so it might not be that easy.
He wont go out with you. If he liked you and you hurt him theres no way. If hes smart at least.
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ok me and my bf just broke up last night ok and it was all becuz i told him the truth about something i told him that i was starting to have feelings for someone else and i mean i hadn't cheated on him or anything me and the other guy just talk alot and i think im starting to have feelings for him and my ex was asking me what was wrong and i told him and i told him becuz i felt like i was lying to him and i didn't want to feel that way ne more and now he thinks im imature and sex hungry for some reason which im not i not stupid and i don't plan on doing any of that kind of crap any time soon just cuz the fact my parents would kill me and cuz im to young......so really who's being the imature one here me or him??? and should i have told him?? i mean was it a stupid mistake telling him or did i do the right thing???
Hes immature. You should slap him.
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okey, i didn't know what category to put this in so i just chose love life. Anyway I was wondering about all the sweet nicknames.. I mean everytime a guy calls me babe or darling i die inside..seriously just a name can make me fall. But what can we call guys? Is there anything we can say to make them shiver? can we call them babe? Is there any laid back names? (like you know if we're just talking on msn and he says : hey, babe - what's up? Can we say something like that, even if we're not dating? cuz guys can use babe howvever..do we have anything like that? Something that will make them all nervous and stuff or just happy. And nothing that will make them embarresed, like darling is probably too feminin for them..Thanx!//marlena
Say this
Want a little sucky sucky?
They'll melt right away.
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here's my problem..i've had this HUGE crush (i dont even like calling it a crush, i think i love him..but no one thinks it's possible so whatever..)anyway, ive had this huge crush on a guy fro about 8 years (i've known him all my life) but we're not really tight friends. (thats not my problem) The thing is, i've never tried to hit on the guy or anything cuz i wanted to respect his GF and all..They've been together 7 years (since 4th grade)and during all this time i've liked him..and i know he really loves her, but they just broke up 3 weeks ago, im gonna let him get over her cuz i know he needs time (c'mon it wa 7 years!!) but then after that? will i ever be able to replave his first love, his gf of 7 years? its gonna be terrible he's gonna be comparing me with her..and i cant compete with her and what they had. What am i going to do? When he first gottogether with her i decided to get over him..and i've been trying ever since..but it didnt work =( seven years later, here i am, still in love with him..so please dont tell me to get ver him! it wont work..please help me, please!!
Naa. He wasnt going out with her in 4th grade. They were just friends. They probably accepted going out in 6th or 7th. Dont worry. Its not of 7 years.
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hi im am 14 and a female and i was going out with this guy, derek, for 3 monthes but i broke up with him cuz i thought we needed time apart and i went out with this guy named zach but i broke up with him be cuz i still liked derekso much. am i in love or lust? and if derek asks me back out wat should i say?
Who cares.
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hello! i have a crush on this really hott skater. he used to lik me but this all drama thing happened (long story)but then i saw him again and i acted lik a total geek and lik this stalker girl and im not i was just tryin to get him to lik talk to me and try to get him to lik em again. but i saw him to day and i want to talk to him and i dont want him to think im this stalker person. so wat should i do? thanks
lik you should probably saying lik and spelling words wrong cuz lik its lik frigg'n annoying to lik read a whole passage saying lik, lik! You lik know right? Lik its pretty old after lik a while lik you must defeantely lik know cuz you lik do it too.
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i have the worst time getting up in the morning. I fall asleep around ten and TRY to wake up at 6:30. my alarm will go off, ill wake up, but then i go back to sleep till 7:15 and miss the bus. Can anybody help me wake up better in the morning?
Have a bucket of water by your side. Dump it on you.
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What in the world dude, you're basically telling me to kill my friend?
I might. I dont remember your question and you didnt show me a quote. But i probably did.
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ok i tryed downloading a fadder for aol chatrooms it download but i doesnt seem to ever work. does anyone know any website that i can get a fadder and use it form aol or aol chatrooms? plz and thank you
No. Quit promoting your porn sites.
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Hey! I my classmates make fun of me and talk behind my back cause of my weight limit i mean i am a little over weight and i try to keep in shape. Why is everyone so mean to me? I never do anything mean to them? I dont get it? why do kids have to be so mean.
Its nature. You're the pariah in their eyes. Dont worry it fades away as you get older, and they mature.
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Hi,
I am 15 year old female and i am a freshman and for about a year now ive like a kid that is a junior. He is only 16 though. Anyway, recently he found a girlfriend, but everyone thinks they look really bad together. The worst part of all of this is,I CANT EVEN TALK TO HIM. All my friends ask me how i like someone i dont even talk to. Well the answer to that is ,I have no idea. lol..... But i reall really like him..... I CANT BUILD MY COURAGE TO TALK TO HIM..........please, i need advice!! what should i do?
Put your hand down by his crotch and smile. He'll talk to you then.
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Okay today I called a "best friend" to see if she wanted to do anything becasue she aslways calls me with plans. She had another line and accidently forgot to press flash so she thought she was talking to one of her other friends. She was making fun of me and she made me look like a total idiot then shes like h.o god shes on the other line and she switched over and i didnt say anythign i held my hand over the phone so she wouldnt hear anything and i did that as she was saying hello over and over agian.. once she hung up i did and she called back she made up some lame excuse saying it was her sisters b-day and she would call me back with something to do around 3.. i dont know what to do i cant just switch firneds becasue i have always wanted to be firnedes with who i am firneds with now.
Okay. You seriously need to give it to this girl. When you two are running in track bring out your camera phone and rip her pants down to her ankles! rip everything waist down and pull it to her ankles. THen snap a picture of it. Then show all the guys in school. Once thats done upload it to a website and distribute it across the internet. Thats some awesome revenge.
If you dont wanna do that.
GO over to her house and take a dump in that thing above her toilet, the thing with all the pumps and the lid that covers it. Her bathroom will smell real bad and she'll never check there.
IF you dont wanna do that
Wear a belt and start whipping her.
if you dont wanna do that
Act Bi and act totally into her.
She'll never talk to you again.
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My name is Amy Bussel and I am 21 years old, my fiance and I have just seperated, because I cuss to much at him. Although this is not the first time that this has happened and every other time he has came home to me this time my hope is very low. I have never done anyhting that would hurt him and have always gone out of my way to make sure that he is happy. He has always came first in my life. When he leaves like this it is usually for a few days and even without a phone call. Can you tell me do you think that he will come back home to me this time??
No. You blew it. Good Job.
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Hey, I asked the question on the site "I just got a new Gateway lap top that I'm on right now. I can't find the place where you plug in the microphone so you can talk on AIM and use the sound recorder. Can anyone please help me?"
You responded "It could of come installed in the monitor. If not and it probably isnt. See if its a USB mic. If so just plug it into a USB port on your computer."
Thanks for helping, but could you help me a little more? I'm not the smartest with computers lol. First of all, if the microphone came installed in the monitor where would it be? If it isn't then how do I know if the microphone is a USB mic, and what is a USB mic? Lastly, where is the USB port on my computer?
Thanks in advance!
You said gateway computer not lap top so disregard the mic in the monitor answer.
A USB port will have a rectangular place to insert the plug. To know if its USB the plug itself will look some what flat. It will have a rectangular look to it. So if its small almost flat and in the shape of a rectangle. Its a USB. USB ports are either on the front of your computer. But, you ahve a laptop so it wont be there. The back is where you'll find it. It gateway was nice they might have even labled it for you. Just match that plug with the plugs in the back.
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Theres this girl who is my ex best friend. I HATE her now. She does anything and everything to piss me off. I can not stand this girl!! I mean she will ruin me, I want to basically like ruin this girls life because of all the things shes put me through. What do I do to make her know that she better keep away from me and not to push me too far?!?
Okay. Go over to her house one night.Take a dump on her carpet. When she wakes up say it was the dog, even if she doesnt have one. Then take a crap in the place above the toilet with the lid on it and all the pumps in it. After a while it will start to smell but she wont check in there because who would take a crap in there? Then when shes sleeping another night take a crap and put it in your hands and when shes turned over throw in in her pants so she will think that when she wakes up she'll have crapped her pants. Trust me itll work.
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Last August I got cheated on my x boyfriend (he was my boyfriend at the time)it was a big thing fo rme b/c he was the first guy i ever loved and he had sex with a complete stranger.(and got drunk)And he's done all the apologizing and its truely sincere. we went out 4 times and all my friends told me not to do it the 4th time. 2 of my closest friends, Rachael* and Rob* told me not to becuase im "whipped". Well now me and my current boyfriend have a wonderful relashionship and its going great. my parents love him, he respects me, my friends like him and everything. But now my x says he wants me back. i talk to him a lot and he always says he loves me. How can i tell him that im happy now and i dont have to worry about getting hurt and that there will never be a chance of us going out again?
Take a crap in a box. Wrap it up and send it to him for easter. You know mail it. Then when he opens up the box and sees the crap you'll have a note on top of the doody saying
"this is how you made me feel when you had sex"
He'll understand.
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OK i want to throw a party at my house while my parents are gone. My house is too small so im thinking of using my grandmas house which is right next to mine. Does anyone have tips on how i can run this so i wont get caught...and ideas on what we can do at my party?
Get a lottaaaa boooooooooooooz. So you can get drunk. Then someone will die of alchohol poisoning and then its on your back forever!!!
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On Wednesday in school I asked my friend if she wanted to go to the movies afterschool on Thursday. She said she'd go home and ask her mom, yada yada. Well, on Thursday she didn't know if she could go for sure, so she told me to call her when I got home. When I got home, I called her and she couldn't go because she said 'her mom was going to a party'. Well, later that night..thanks to her other friends away messages, I found out she was at her other friends house. I know for a fact this girl invited her over that very day, and I had invited her on wednesday. Wtf is her problem? Should I confront her about it, or what..cause that just pisses me off. And, she's ALWAYS doing stuff with this girl, she has no freaking time for anyone else.
She couldnt go to a movie. That doesnt mean she cant go to a friends house. How close in proximity wuz this chick to the other chicks house?
You're just selfish. If they live pretty far though. I recommend taking a bat to her front windows. Also, next time you're over. Go into the bathroom and you know the things above the toilets with the lid? and you pull them off and there is pumps and stuff in there? Yeah take a dump in hers so her bathroom wiill smell real bad and she wont check right above in taht part because shes to dumb to think that. Just do it. It'll be funny.
(EDITORS NOT)You know what..that advice is pretty shitty. She's done it to me tons of times, so I'm not being selfish at all. EVERYTIME I never confront her about it, so tell me whose being the nice one. And this girl lives 15 fucking minutes farther away from her than I do! And, your suggestion on how to get her back was just about the gayest thing I've read. I've seen that on a recent TV show..let's try being original.- You said that
Wow. I dont watch T.V. Im sorry you watch stupid sit coms poorly acted out. I go to the theatres and play video games. Not watch tv and sit on my ass wasting hours laughing at stupid nothingness. Im sorry if i came up with that idea about 4 years ago when i was talking about really nasty things to do to people you hate. You ever think they got the idea from me? DOTE.
You said
"Woo, you're the dumbass. No TV show's gonna steal 'your' idea. What do you think they do, stalk you? Fucking idiot."
I say. Hmm. Are you really that stupid? You actually think by saying that i was seriouse? Ha. Dumbshit. Fill in the space _ullible. Maybe im not the "fucking idiot" its you, the one who took what i said for fact. Heres some advice since yes this is an advice site
Stop being an idiot and believing what everyone says.
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