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This is the problem! My parents don't let me have a boyfriend(but I have one anyways.) Now my boyfriend lives quite far away, and i never get to see him. Should I break up with him or stay together with him. What should I do?

Break up with him.

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What good *recent* scary movies have come out on DVD?

The better question would be "What Good Horrors Movies That Dont SUCK Have Come Out On DVD"

And the answer to that is none.

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I have to learn all the countries, their locations, and their capitals by tomorow. ( I have 3 tests on them tomorow ) Any ideas to help me study, I'm having alot of trouble and these are major tests!!

- I`ll rate wayy high.

Yeah, I do.

How about GET YOUR BOOK!

Or

Another very helpful friend, Google!

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I am on the yearbook staff this year - and need some help coming up with some superlatives. Here's my problem - I don't want things that everybody doesn't have a chance at such as "Best Dressed" Here's what we have come up with so far

Funniest
Sweetest
Best Hair
Most Creative
Most Outgoing
Most Athletic
Best Smile
Best Eyes
Most Likely To Suceed and
Most School Spirit

Any suggestions would be nice, but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning..

"but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning.."

You're correct about that.

Most Likely To Succeed and Best Hair happen to not be demaning however...

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does anyone have any favorite dance songs? like techno, dance, hip hop, r&b, spanish, etc. anything like that.

thanks!!!!

Yes I do.

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Whenever im out at my cousins house all of the guys think im hot ( this is in a different city) But when at school no guys really think i am. I think im pretty except my smile, i really need braces and im getting them in about a month, do you think thats why no one at my school thinks im hot?

Probably.

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my friends boyfriend recently got stabbed by his ex-girlfriend. my friend thinks it is all her fault because he got stabbed because of something she told him to tell his ex. and then his ex went locco on him. does is sound like her fault?

will rate...
smartass answers not welcome

PS-wat can i do to comfort her?

Yeah. It's her fault.

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heyy the prob is all my friends have bf's and i don't ! i am friends with some really CUTE guys but i don't have anyway to really flirt or get to know them better ! all my friends devote their LIVES to flirting with guys and i want to do good in school but also get some guys to like me ! what am i supposed to do??

Look at your friends 5 months from now. Drop one in my inbox saying out of how many of your friends are still going out with their boyfriends.

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(16/f) One of my good guy friends and I are starting to like hang out more and he's told like the whole world he likes me.. but that's not the point. One day at tennis practice I was telling one of my really good friends that he liked me and since then she's been like all over him and it's really annoying! This isn't even the first time that she's done this! Ok and by "all over him" she's really just flirting with him. But she didn't used to. A year ago she had a SMALL crush on him but since then she's had like a zillion crushes *let's be honest she's a little boy crazy*. What should I dooo?!
I'm really liking this guy but I don't want her to be mad at me or something
thnks!

Lets not talk about what you should "dooo" but what you shouldn't "dooo"

"dooo" not put "dooo" in anything.

"dooo" not tell your friend in which you already knew was guy happy, and has already flirted with someone you admitted to liking before who it is you like currently.

You lack common sense. What you should do is think about how far you plan to go in life.

Anyways, it doesn't really matter. Even if she does steal you guy who cares? I mean, your realtionship with him would only of lasted 6 months anyways. Save yourself the heartbreak.

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I'm getting a Verizon cell phone and I was wondering which phones anyone had had good experinces with. I want a picture phone and I want it to be nice looking.

Ah yes, those 300 dollar phones that are a total waste of money? Buncha crap. Spend 50 and go buy yourself some trendy clothing with the remains.

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sry if this is long but ok so like the thing is my parents got divoreced 3 years ago and now i have a step bro and step sis. All of a sudden i think i am to fat even though i no i am way skinny and i want to become belimic. Also i just dont see a point in living i mean u always go to school and work what is the point in it? please help me what should i do?

You dont have to work. You know that right?

Sure, get born, go to school, study, do your homework, pass, go to college, pass, get a job, die.

It sure is dumb. But what's worse than that is idiot kids who want to kill themselves and drive the plaster school bus everyday.

Stop taking everything so seriously.

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does anyone know what it means to be "idle" on aim? i'm totally confused by that! lol thanks...

Yes, I do.

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Well i got my girlfriend a really nice gift for her birthday...well not gift....more like gifts....they were pretty expensive all together....but its her first birthday since weve been going out....and weve been going out for about 4 months now....do u think really expensive is a bad or good thing?

Bad thing.

Why? You wasted your money.

A couple more months from now you'll be broken up and wondering why you ever went out with her.

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my best friend has a friend she likes him so do i. she knows this. so i IM him all the time.he knows to. today he asked me if i would be mad at Steph my best friend if she madeout with him i am upset i told him no wat does this mean?????????????
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Could you please write a little better than what you just wrote? I can barely understand what is going on.

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my friend lost his phone last night at the homecoming dance and we couldnt find it... somebody answered at one point and then hung up...i called last night and this mornin and somebody ahd obviously turned it off... we checked with a lot of people last night, like all the chaperones or whatever... but no one had found it... is there anyway to find out where it is, or how to get it back?? please help! i really want to find it for him!! thanks

Haha. No, not really. You guys lost it.

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last year i was new to my school i i met my best friend there. but now this year she dosent tellme anyhthing and dosent trust me she ignores me sometimes andwe get into alot of fight, she has new friends and she telles them her secrests but to me she dosent even tell me who her crush is i feel we cant be frineds anymore but me and her are realy close when we are getting along. what should i do? female 13

OH NO!! Boo hoo! She wont tell you her secrects probably because they're HER secrets! SO sad!!!!

Yeah umm....

She probably isn't telling you the secrets becase she doesnt have to tell you jack shit. You're just a friend, not a sponge to listen to her secrets and soak all of them in.

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my dad and my mom are brokin up, and my dad and step mom fight all the time and i can't take it i hate her (step mom) she is so mean if my sister says something to me like "SHUT UP" and i say it back she gose tells her mom and the my stepmom tells my mom and i get in trouble and i want to spend more time at my moms now because of her but i love my dad and i want to be with him but not her! please help me!

How exactly are we supposed to help you?

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I love my boyfriend so much but he is always grounded And the only time I get to see him is at school and we live in the same naiborhood too. so its so gay He gets grounded for stupid resoms to (because his step dad is a dick) We the thing is, i want to break up with him because I never get to see him we dont have any classes together or anything. but the problem is I dont know how and I would like to be friends with him after words. how can I break up with him and stay friends
14 female

Well breaking up and staying friends are two different things. Just do this.

"I'm breaking up with you because your step dad is a dick who keeps grounding your hindering you from spending time with me."

He'll then reply

"But why?"

Then probably say "I Love you" although he's just exaggeration the use of it because "I really really like you" doesn't fly too well in a relationship.

Then you'll say something like

"Because I'm a bitch who only wants you to spend time with me and no one else"

He'll then say

"Okay, can we still be friends?"

You say "yes"

And you're both friends.

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ok what is the best kind of pet for a starting out couple who just moved in together and are planning on getting married? my fiance works days and i do too. we get home typically him at 5 me at 3. and we leave in the mornings at like 6. we both love all kinds of animals, and want to get a pet to share our lives with since we are not ready for kids yet. what kind of pet would be the best pet to get. we are not allergic to anything and if you are just going to say "cat" or "dog" please specify a breed and why so that we can be educated about it before we make our desicion. thank you so much and i promise to rate every answer i get!

Dont get Terries, they shit on your carpet.

Dont get Shitzus they smell like shit and so will your house after purchasing one.

Matter of fact, dont get any dog.

Dont get a Cat. They shed everywhere, scratch up your furniture, and your walls.

You know what, dont get any of that stuff.

Get a Platapus, those own.

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I was wondering..why do so many people disagree on Bush's decision to nominate Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court? I mean, people say she isn't conservative enough..whatever that means...but she's been working in the law business since forevr..Anyway, my question is..why should Harriet Miers be elected..and why shouldn't she?

All you're going to get on here will be biased answers that all the little kiddies are mocking from their parents. Dont listen to them.

Just do this. Who cares? If she doesnt screw anything up what sucks so much? Nothing.

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