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I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend and we used a condom but after a little bit the condom slipped off and we didn't notice but when we did we stopped immediately and put one on. Can there still be a big chance of pregnancy? He had already cummed before we had sex & didn't cum during or after sex is there still a big chance of me being pregnant? (link)
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If he did not ejaculate inside of you it is highly unlikely that you are pregnant.
However, I would like to tell you that you are a bit young to be having sex. The average age to first have sexual intercourse is 17. You are a little ahead of the game. If you do plan to continue having sex at this early age, keep being responsible the way that you are now. Keep using condoms and learn as much about sex as you can.
Start off perfect and stay perfect, that's what I always say!
Miss Piggy
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About 2 years ago my aunt (moms sister) passed away. Before she passed away my mom experienced a few weird things. This one cupboard we have would always be slightly opened even after we shut it closed. Also she began dreaming about her phobia, cockroaches. Soon her night mares started becoming true when she would see them everywhere! They even crawled on her while she was sleeping. I would always wake up to her bloody screams. Then my aunt passed away and the weird things stopped occurring. Several months later my mom began seeing cockroaches everywhere again! About a month later my grandmother passed away.. I feel like it could be a coincidence but then again its her phobia so its pretty odd to have it happening to her before someone passes. Is this a sign of something? (link)
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It sounds as though your mom might have an anxiety disorder which causes her to hallucinate in stressful times. She should seek therapy and take many bubble baths. Tell her she needs some "me time".
Your very own,
Miss Piggy
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Someone is blackmailing on kik. I sent him nude photo of mine, he want me to send again if I will not he said that he will post it online website wherein all country can see it. I dont know what to do. He said that he will spread it and all my friends can see it. Im afraid Im fron Hungary. Need help (link)
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First things first: do NOT send another photograph! Even if he does send it to everyone you know, that is better than him sending two pictures to everyone you know.
Second, you need to call the police. Even if they cannot do anything to help you, at least it will be on record that this person is harassing you.
Third, hold on to your pride. This person very well might distribute your picture. Just remember that you are a person worthy of dignity and respect. This person is messed up to sexually harass you in this manner. You have done nothing wrong. You sent him a picture with the intention of only him seeing it and he has betrayed you. Do not blame yourself, no matter what anyone tells you.
This is why moi learned karate, to handle guys like this.
Stay strong and keep fighting,
Miss Piggy
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once i have been told by my older brother that Billy Joel has cameoed in those movies but when i researched it turns out that he is not in either of them i also checked the cast list for both of them and Billy Joels filmography but he is not on the cast list niether are those movies on his filmography list so do either of those movies have him in it as a guest star becuase i dont really think they do (link)
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He did not cameo in either of these films. But, some of his songs were featured on the Muppet Show! See the link below for details.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Music_Mentions
The star of the Muppet Show,
Miss Piggy
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A really like this 8th grade girl from a different school and im a 7th grader .She told me that she really really likes me too. Idk what to do??:( (link)
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Try to become friends with her first. All good relationships are based on friendship.
Au revoir,
Miss Piggy
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I have a boyfriend of over one year and I love him but I may be developing feelings for my guy best friend? He's so funny and understands me on another level. He never fails to cheer me up and no matter how irritated I get I always want to be there for him. The problem is I feel the same way for both my boyfriend and my bestfriend. I've obviously lived through a lot more with my boyfriend, but my friend is something else. But why should I risk such an amazing relationship? And why is that even crossing my mind. My boyfriend is such Ana amazig guy and deserves nothing but the best. But so does me best friend😠god I don't know what to do, every passing day everything becomes harder. I can stare I to my best friends eyes even if the feelings aren't corresponded. Am I in love with two guys? (link)
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This is a rookie mistake: dating one guy and being best friends with another guy.
If you break up with your boyfriend, it will not be the first time you were unfair to him. The fist time you were unfair was when you started dating your boyfriend in the first place. You should never date a guy who isn't already your best friend to begin with. Romantic relationships are supposed to be built on friendship or else something like this is bound to happen.
It sounds to me that you love your best friend for who he is, and you love your boyfriend just because he is your boyfriend. If you were single, which one would you choose? There is your answer.
And next time, think ahead. Don't date someone you aren't already besties with.
Au revoir,
Miss Piggy
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My parents are going through severe financial difficulties. I'm a student still at home at 21 as I can't afford to move out. I recently reconnected with my ex boyfriend whom my parents and brother disagree of. We had a big verbal fall out and broke up months ago. He was a big drinker but quit almost a year ago in order to save our relationship. He says he loves me and I love him. My family found out about this and have threatened that if I so much as befriend my ex I'll be kicked out, and that I've somehow betrayed them all. I seen my brothers messages to his girlfriend and they're quite abusive towards me. My family stalked and followed me to his house. They've become increasingly paranoid and I feel vulnerable and bullied by their behaviour. Should I try to move out? I can't stay any longer. It's constant verbal abuse and I'm not even sure what for any more. I always try to keep the peace but they are taking it too far telling me who to hang out with and even following me. Please advise me as I'm so shocked by their abusive words. I want my boyfriend back but don't want to lose my family, even though they're being cruel through their own problems. It's like they blame me and him for their own difficulties. (link)
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If you want to move out and if you can afford to move out, then go for it. I know what it is like to be stuck living with an abusive family, but I stay because I cannot afford it. I also am like you - a simple pig dreaming of a life with her frog. If you can afford it, move out. Having some space away from your family might actually improve your relationship with them. If not, hang in there and save some money.
Your favourite oinker,
Miss Piggy
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I am wanting to sleep with my bf. I am a virgin he isn't. I was wondering what is the easiest and less painful way to do this. Should he do it slowly an inch at a time or push in slowly all at once? any tips or opinions on this would be greatly appreciated. (link)
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Tell him to start by putting one finger inside of you. Then he should add a second finger. Then he should spread his fingers inside of you like a V. Then add a third finger. Then he can put his penis inside of you.
As for you, start by having ONE glass of wine. You do not want to be intoxicated, but one glass can help loosen the muscles. Then it is your job to relax. Sex is not painful unless you are nervous.
Believe moi. I have charm that is lethal to men.
Sincerely,
Miss Piggy
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Relationships scare the crap out of me. I can't fathom how one minute everything is good and the next it's not. My boyfriend and I have been in a low phase and he says he wants it to work out still and really loves me. But his actions aren't showing it lately (past week).
My best friend just got broken up with and was talking to me about it and he said that they just weren't happy and wanted different things. I think me and my guy want the same. But I feel like he would lie about it to make me happy. Which is the worst thing he could do because it's never gonna work if he isn't happy...and instead of carrying on with this I could work on bettering myself. I do love him though! Ugh why is love so hard and always leading in heartbreak?
I'm 23 by the way. (link)
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Love is always hard, but the good news is it does not always lead to heartbreak. Keep dreaming the dream. Keep fighting the good fight. I am like you - a simple pig dreaming of a life with my frog.
Here's to you and moi,
Miss Piggy
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Hello!! I am from India... As I live here the people mentality is very bad I used to stay in bangalore so it was a wonderful time.. Bt aftr tat I had lors of problem I faced in my age of 15. My parents were took by police and that was a big issue then later in this Mangalore all used to treat me very badly so I could not face them but still I tried nd came up then later I failed in my +2 for that my mom is torturing me and she is pinning me with those.. Like am fail your fit for nothng and all.. I lost their love I need them.. I am fully dipressed I tried to sucide but I could not I want to achive some thing but my mom is only underestimating me. I feel I am help lessi feel bad about me only. My mom is not speaking to me proply she will say these things and prick me... Please if you can give a good suggestions to die (idea) because this world just sucks people need only money more than love they value money but not life. I value love and life but its of no use. Mother is very important to support her child in all the situation but my mom is not doing that what should I do she say I am just useful to spend money I wont achive anything she only dont trust her own kid then how will I achive something without her support. (link)
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Do not kill yourself and do not take your mom's words to heart. You are a good person and success isn't the only important thing in life. What are awards? Mere baubles, mere bagatelles, mere Brussel sprouts. I give no thought.
Stay strong,
Miss Piggy
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I'm Catholic/Christian (not sure the difference) and I've heard of these evil cults, who worship devils and help demons, the devil, and other evil spirits to harass innocent GOOD people such as Jews, Christians and Catholics, and unsuspecting atheists who I don't support but are most vulnerable since they don't even think it exsists so don't know that they need to tell a preist, and I've heard a group of occult practicers have kidnapped 200 girls from school and started selling them for sex. How horrible! Despicable, evil runts! Why? They isolate and torture they're children, raising them without running water or electricity, never letting them leave, poor tortured helpless children, I hope they run away! And they teach them you'll go to hell if you masturbate or have sex! Plain awful! They do unspeakably evil, horrible thing and have the nerve to call Christians and Catholics evil, those who are happy, peaceful and loving, and the Jews who they seem to hate and torture the most, but are actually loyal: always having each other's back, rich and smart with money, and have great education. They should be the one being killed and suffering, those hideous cults! God bless those who suffer from they're evilness. (link)
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Men in general tend to be leaders. They also tend to be violent. Therefore, the leaders of many groups are violent.
This is why I learnt karate.
Your favourite pig,
Miss Piggy
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I am a 17 year old female and my cousin who is 42 years old says she noticed that I have been acting differently and wanted to know if I had sex with my boyfriend and I lied and told told her no but wh en in reality I did should I have toold her the truth (link)
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It is not her business. Remember, always express your feelings unless you are trying to hide something.
Yours truly,
Miss Piggy
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Boyfriend is withdrawing how to spark his interest again
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Just be yourself, and if he doesn't take interest then good riddance. Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
The star of the Muppet Show,
Miss Piggy
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I do basically all the housework - which I am totally okay with. I don't resent my boyfriend at all that I do all the day to day cleaning. He's not a lazy guy or anything, and there are lots of reasons our lives work out that way right now. If things change in the future and I'd like him to take more on, I'll talk to him about it.
But right now, I really, truly am happy just like this.
My problem is that when jobs require his input, or when he gets an attacks of the guilts and forces himself to help, he complains a whole lot. He gets cranky, he swears, he gets frustrated. There is always some sort of stupid drama about something. It's not that he cares about how the cleaning is done, it just puts him in a bad mood and it's really unpleasant. He'd be more helpful if he sat on his ass and just kept me company.
So, how do I get my boyfriend to understand that I really don't care if he doesn't clean (I know he feels a lot of guilt) but that if he does help, he really needs to calm down? (link)
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Tell him that. Let him know that if he wants to do you a favour, instead of cleaning he can spend money on you or whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
Sincerely,
Miss Piggy
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So my boyfriend is still a virgin & i know hes a clean guy. I gave him head the other day and i swalled. Now im paranoid because i read that HIV can be passed through oral. Is that true even though hes never been sexually active? (link)
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HIV cannot be passed on orally unless you have a cut in your mouth or have had recent dental work- it is passed through blood. Oral sex tends to be less dangerous than other forms of sex. However, it is good to be cautious. Learn as much about sex as you can, and have all sex partners tested for STIs before engaging in sexual activity with them. Start off perfect and stay that way.
Kisses,
Miss Piggy
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i have been confused about what i should be, i am a female that is more comfortable dressing in male clothes, i act more masculine then i do feminine however i do have certain female traits that keeping coming out (maternal - from when i was a step mum). i have been reading up and considering going through with a sex change operation. the only thing that is holding me back is i want kids and want to be able to conceive naturally. (link)
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Do not get the surgery. Go ahead and wear masculine clothes, act masculine and identify as a male, but learn to love your feminine traits as well! You can learn to love your male mind and your feminine reproductive system. Beauty is about loving who you are. And if you have a problem with that, may I suggest loving who I am?
The one and only,
Miss Piggy
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I'm not delusional, and if you don't believe me, leave now. I will only ignore your answer if you don't believe what I'm saying, don't waste your time and typing. For example, someone I just met and only interacted with once and never spoke to again. I suddenly had a hunch on her relationship with a girl and found out every last detail was correct. At school a woman was talking about her spinal cord injury, and said she cracked her neck, and a back bone got broken or whatever. Then my neck and spine inexplicably started hurting. Happens for everything. Is this weird? Mom says I'm an empath or something like that… (link)
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This is very strange. I hereby issue a writ of hocus-pocus.
From moi to you,
Miss Piggy
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I started dating a girl in December, I'm not going to say all the normal love stuff, because, this was a normal relationship, we believed we were perfect for eachother, we loved eachother, ect. Her parents liked me, I went to church and all with them, they were Catholic I'm Baptist.
Well, she would always say how she's always hungry, she doesn't eat as much (later finding out they sometimes don't give her food for like a day or two), her parents call her names like slut, whore, bitch, just cause their mad or so, or they'd slap her, like, they slap her all the time when they don't get their way basically. Sometimes they whip them (her and her sister) with a belt I believe, but it never leaves bruises so she thinks it's "not illegal" because of that, but it burns and hurts her like hell. One time she said "my mother whipped me with a belt 15 times because I drew on the blinds"
Anyways on with the story, everything was normal, until the day before valentines day, her mom grounded her because we were 30 minutes late from the lake which was half a mile away. February 17th or 18th I forget, she got in a argument with her mom, as always the slapping, name calling, she was unhappy. We ran away in the middle of the night together, she said she was going to run away even if I didn't.
So, I protected her, we ran away, we were gone for 18 hours. When we came back, we went into the house and talked to the parents, well, the parents are HIGHLY manipulative and all so remember this later. The mother said how she doesn't even want my girlfriend there, if it wasn't for the dad she wouldn't be there, and responsibility this responsibility that, basically saying their all gonna die if she doesn't do things right, her mother is literally mentally unstable or something... The cop came obviously, the dad said I was a good kid he liked me and all, and we hugged when I left. Everything was normal.
The next day I went there, the mom was mad obviously, we hanged out for 2 or 3 weeks in a normal way. Then I had to goto another state for 3 weeks, I told them I was leaving, and I really was, but I had problems and went to the state over instead with my family for 5 days. Well, we snuck out when I got back because we knew we wouldn't be able to see eachother until the weekend, we always wanted to see eachother. This wasn't the first time we snuck out, and we've been caught 3 times before by her parents. They forgave us though each time.
This time, I lied to the mom sadly saying I was in Missouri. Acted like I was worried the next day ect, the sister had told the mom the truth I guess. The mother 2 days later (March 7th) filed a Protection Order, for no legit reason. Ill say the statements later. The P.O. was served to me March 9th
The dad, is like loyal to the wife because their catholic and all, not to bash the religion in any way. But he just is. I know he would never do this, he didn't file anything. Anyways I went to the house to reconcile with him and he just kept saying go, go, go bla bla no reason then just started saying I was too old. He knew I wasnt, he liked me, he was just doing this for the wife. Cops ended up coming I still refused to leave because I wanted to reconcile, then they tresspassed me.
Anyways, March 17th, I went to walmart, they were all there, the dad walked like "Hey (my name), I see you got a job!" What? "You're wearing your uniform!" Oh yeah "Well, bye!" he was all happy and everything.
After seeing me 3 more times he left with my gf to the car.
March 20th came, the P.O. court date, the statements on it were "Ran away, sneaking out to the lake several times, reporting bullying and saying everything will be okay" I reported her being bullied from people.. And they think thats bad? Hah. Well, the mom anyways. We told the judge about how their using me as a disclipinary tool, how they call her names and mental abuse, how I always just helped her. Not really detailing it but that's short for it, Judge said "Everything was in good intentions for her nothing was done wrong, all he did was help her." and set the P.O. for 3 months.
We got letters on March 24th and March 27th saying how they hurt her she doesn't wanna be there that they say their the "dictators" of the family and they slap her, call her bitch and slut, and that her Aunt threatened to kill me and has a plan and a gun in her car. And will do anything for her mom she doesn't care cause she loves her mom.
Sad.
April 3rd we violated it, she was being starved I heard so I was going to take her to McDonalds, cops caught us within 5 minutes because I "ran a stop sign", well I was on a slope. It was dark, so yeah.
April 9th, the mother chased me, followed me, I ran from her to my friends house and a cop started grabbing me for no reason when he came to investigate so I pushed him and got charged for assault and battery and a violation, went to jail for 6 days. I really did nothing wrong, this cop just started grabbing me then shoving me into the police car because I yelled my mothers number at my friend because he wouldnt let me call her, I KNEW the cops wouldn't call her thats why I tried. Cop wasnt listening to me say they were chasing me before all this, he detained me as soon as he saw me in my truck he said get out and I did then I was like am i being detained he was like yes. He cant do that without any further cause...
So yeah I was arrested. Went to jail for 6 days and now I'm under 24/7 supervision for awhile, we believe their going to give me probation in another state...
Well, we have around 3 open DHS cases on her, then 2 more from other people we believe. But DHS hasn't visited her since ending of March, its May now. And their all open cases.
Now here's where things get interesting, this just happened, and is why I'm looking for help.
2 days ago she showed up to my house, freezing, wet, covered in grass. It was a 4 mile walk to out here, through the lake woods and all. I was so sad I let her in, got her my sweats and got her warm, held her, she explained what happened how they hurt her and she doesn't wanna be there, she showed me a bruise which is the size of a french fry, my friend and her said it was bigger, it's 4 days old, still blood red.
Her mother ended up showing up, we called the cops, but she was saying she doesn't wanna be there they hurt her they hit her they call her names and just wanted help... A Sheriff came in, I was in the other room then because the PO, my mother was with them, my Gf had said all I've said how they hurt her and call her names she doesnt wanna be with them shes scared and unhappy and some stories on how they hurt before.
So sheriff took her to the police car and then talked to us then talked to her parents. There was another sheriff here then, they pulled out a letter. They talked for like 30 minutes. Now before we continue, this family is highly manipulative, believable, looks normal but when you leave their house their evil and hitting her. They've lie to the POLICE (not sheriff) to think were Sex Traffickers, idk if they believe it just because "were from Arizona" and my mother said it was okay if my Gf wanted to live with us, when she ran away, if it was okay with the parents. So because of that they lie about some stuff.
My gf said to the sheriff how when the police come her parents make them goto the room and their never really questioned or get to talk that the police and her parents just get along... So now theres gonna be more DHS and police involved I guess.
Anyways, sheriff sent her back with the mom, said theres going to be in-house DHS counciling, police, and all. It's devestating because my GF absoloutely doesnt want to be with them, they seriously hurt her. They wont let her go with her real mom the sheriff said "THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE" in a loud voice, because the mother lied to them we think.
The letter the mother showed them was a letter, in short, saying "I'm running away to see (my name)" which ruined everything I think. Because cops said she didn't run away because they hurt her, which is WHY she did run away, she told me, but yes, she came to me to tell me first, she wanted help they do hurt her.
What can we do?!
I've made about a 6 page letter to the dad since theres no Protection Order from him...
Were not doing this just so we can see eachother, that's part of the reason, but they really hurt her she wants out.
I have just turned 17 and she has just turned 15, at the end of April and beginning of May.
When she came here she said her mother had said "Now I see why (cousins name) mother let her boyfriend move in." (link)
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The law doesn't protect the abused. It protects whoever has money. Work hard at your job, save money, and get her out of there.
This will take time. But, don't worry. Her parents have her for now, but she will eventually be with you. The early bird gets the worm - which is what he deserves.
From moi to you,
Miss Piggy
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Its been almost 3 years and they have had there good times and bad times but today i didnt talk to her because I didnt want to fight and when we spoke she kept fighting with me... I feel like dying because she is my life and i am so stressed out, what should I do? (link)
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Do not dump her just because you two fight.Maybe she has a reason why she is always angry. She may have been abused or hurt in the past. Ask her why she is always angry.
If she has gone through something difficult, try to be there for her. Tell her to take bubble baths and listen to happy music to calm down instead of starting fights with you. This might help to boost her mood. But, of course, tell her to avoid any songs that start with the letter "D" as these songs tend to be depressing.
Au revoir,
Miss Piggy
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So my boyfriend and I broke up for about 2 months now and I was begging him to be back with me for a while.. We were together for almost 2 years and we've broken up once before but got back together after 3 months of me trying to see him and convince him. Well lately ive been in no contact with him for a month now and he's always checked my snapchat stories ever since. Suddenly yesterday when i posted a picture of me on instagram of my trophy from tae kwon do competition he liked it right away. What does that like mean? I still have feelings for him but im trying not to hurt myself with high hopes but its hard still. The purpose of me in NC is just for me to heal a bit, improve myself, and ultimately make him miss me.
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I would not read too much into the like. But, if you want to get back together with him, tell him. If you do not feel he is the one for you, it is time to move on. Only time can heal your broken heart, just like only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Much love,
Miss Piggy
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