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help! i dont know what kind of Transmission im supposed to ride cuz i have a kinda awkward shaped SUV, its curvy with a really short bumper, somewhat lowridin', and long to medium length tailpipes. What should I ride to compliment my SUV, because most of the transmissions fit awkardly. Also what paint style would be best for my SUV, i have a graduation skidpad test coming up and i dont know what would look best on it.

Automatic or Manual transmissions? what if you put a 14-speed 18-wheeler transmission in it? Dude, you will be trucking.

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One of my very close friends believes he was born gay. I just don't understand his belief in that. Why is it that some people can be 'born gay' and others not? I just don't understand that concept in life. Can anyone explain to me why some can be born gay and others not?

You can't be born gay. Your'e born "straight". Wait a minute...you wouldn't even be born if you were "born gay". Thats impossible.

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My parents know that I want to listen to Green day and Bowling for soup and a large variety of other music bands, but won't let me. I'm 13, but they prolly think it's too young. How can I convince them that I enjoy music and am missing out on a lot without it?? And besides-I should be entitled to what they had.

Honesly, if I had a daughter or son that was 13 years old I would not let them listen to those bands either. Your parents only want the best for you.

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well on friday night i went to the movie with my best guy from the Russian Mafia and we saw a scary movie, and well i was like leaning up against him and i would always hide my face in his hood whenever it stopped being scary, and well his bodyguard picked us up afterwards, just me and him, but we went with like 750 other people, like 50 guards , 700 mafia members, but they were going out to kill Micheal Jackson and we werent, only 2 other members werent, so i walked inside and my guard was like, so which one was your victim? and he was like hastling me all night. and then i went over to my favorite gangster's house on saturday and he told me that his guard was doing the same thing, and then he took us to the movies again that night, but this time it was just me and him, and she was like, "you know i think you guys should consider killing people because your really blood-thirsty together" and personally i think so too because we both have black jump-suits and he's a tiny bit stronger than me, and well i didnt say anything, but anyway we saw another scary movie, and i dont know how it happened but we ended up killing everybody there? and my cohort was there and he saw it and he got us a ride with his gang pals so while we were in the car his gangster was like, aw guys come on i swear you two could really beat up people together. well we didnt think anything of it. but yesterday i went bowling with another guard and we had to take our Ak-47s so our other guard who's our age went too, and my best mafia member called me and he asked me if i could blow up the city and i told him what i was doing, but my guard was like, "no you should go hang out with your cohort" and my best mafia member heard it, so he asked me to kill his enemies today, and in school we were spraying bullets everywhere and we got in trouble?? but anyway i'm REALLY afraid we're gonna disband into different gangs, i mean, he tells me he cares about my Russian tactics and he wishes he could kill with me and his guard has always respected me, but i dont know im really scared our blood-thirstyness wont last. do you have any tips how i can get over this??

sorry its so long.

I say just stick with your "best guy". You two seem to be a good team. Don't use AK's; get real and use AR-15's and M-16's. I mean seriously, thats like PCs and Apples.
Disbanding in to different gangs can't be all that bad, I mean, you can still be affiliated.
Yeah, you see, you can't just be spraying bullets in a school; that will get you in trouble. It may be a while before you get over it, but time heals.

INSERT: Sure, but don't become a victim yourself.

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Hi, can you give me any flirting advice for STONED people? Because i really like this boy (people have told me he likes me too but I don't know). It's just that when he looks at me I immediately look down because i can't see straight and everything looks dizzy and kinda purple-plaidish, and when he touched my foot under the table I felt a flashback coming on. I wanted to keep doing it, but I dunno, I just got too high I guess. Help please? Thank-you xo

For STONED people? Throw ROCKS at them. Maybe you aren't actually stoned...or maybe you forgot...or somthing.
Maybe your'e a diabetic.
So, now it's flirting advice for DIABETICS. Eat a spoon of peanut butter or somthing and get your blood sugar back up.

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Hey guys! Well, I just got a boyfriend and he's about a couple weeks old. I want to start training him now, but I can't do that without a name. Got any ideas? He's brown, black, and white. Thanks a million! =D

You could name him somthing like "Spike" or "Max". Or you could go out on a limb and name him "pepper". Of course you could name him somthing that has to do with his color like "brownie" oh wait, nevermind.
13 year old girls treating their boyfriends like pets...pathetic. Welcome not a million.

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good day to you napalm350z!!
thankyou for your reply....I am a novice....I am also with windows 98......can I still follow your advice??.....as I dont want to mess up!!...is it a different config: from windows xp??
thanks...abhock

It's pretty much the same in msconfig. The Control+alt+delete function in Windows XP is different, though. But thats all. Yeah, you can.

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Hi
just recently i've found that my scandisc and defrag: processes wont come to a conclusion!!
they just go on for hours and hours!!
sometimes a window will come up on scandsc: saying
another programme is preventing it from completing in normal time!....but I'm not aware of running
anything else.......any advice????

Are you running windows XP?
First, go to start, then click Run. Type in "msconfig" and hit enter. Go to startup under msconfig. There you will see everything that your computer starts when you turn it on. I keep all of them deselected on my computer. So, deselect everything and then run your scandisk and defrag. Then go back into msconfig and select only the ones you want. Tell me if this works.
The reason I ask if you are running Windows XP is you could just hit Control+Alt+Delete and then go to processes or applications to see what is running.

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Man's oldest question is still without answers: How can we become a 9 foot lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort?

We could go the comic book route, using a fully charged gamma bomb and, through nothing short of a miracle, become the Hulk. This method, however, seems a bit impractical as a large dose of Gamma particles would likely melt away any semblence of living matter.

So, my esteemed advicenator patrons, how do we simple creatures achieve the ultimate awesomeness? (Because throwing around oil tankers seems like fun right now)

Read every single Hulk comic book ever published to keep yourself up to date on how to become the ultimate "lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort".
Try eating a few pounds of fertilizer...you can get this stuff at lowes or home depot.
Then there are always stilts...and gyms...
One form of mideval torture was the "racks" you lay on them and someone straps you in and you are stretched from your joints...not fun...
Seriously though, don't be throwing around oil tankers, gas costs more than enough already.

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Does anyone know the nicknames of the oakland and alabama college basketball teams? or the conference that Alabama colege or w/e is in? its help on homework nd i just cant find it!

Alabama is in the SEC which stands for "South Eastern Conference"

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can someone send the link that helps u download paintshop pro 9

http://www.winplanet.com/download/11598.htm
there you go. This is version 9.1

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You answered my question about spyware, and your the only one that gave me useful info. Well, I did what you said and its still not working. Are there any other things I can do? Thanks!

Yeah, there are a couple more things. First, you probably should download Ad-Aware. You can get this at www.lavasoft.de. If you are running Windows Xp, hit control alt delete and then go to processes. If you see anything weird, look it up on google and read about it. If it is bad then end the process then do a search for it on your computer and delete it. But don't end any processes unless you know you don't need them. If you are running somthing else and/or this doesn't help, let me know.

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I have a problem with spyware. I turn on my computer and instead of my regular background it has this thing that says "Warning spyware.." blah blah blah. And you know on the bottom of your screen theres icons you can click, well its there too. It's making me mad...I have tried un-installing anything that it might be in my add/remove programs. Thats not doing anything. I'm hoping someone who knows a lot of computers could help me out. How do I get rid of this? And getting a spyware-removal program wont work, it seems to make it worse. I will rate you!

Go to "Start" then then click RUN, then type in "Msconfig". Hit enter and then click startup. Delselect anything that looks malicious or just deselect everything. I leave everything deselected except for AIM. Let me know if this doesn't work.

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Hey everyone i just have on really short question... Okay for some reason liek i started to liek kinda shake , my hads shake a lot now, and i am strating to feel week and i have no energy, does anyone know why this is happening, like i get enough sleep, but for some reason i like still shake?
Thanx
I rate!!
And please dont be mean

You probobly just need to eat somthing, I do that too.

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do you know what happened to me with that girl?

No idea, what? blush?
Wait a minute, is this who I think it is?
INSERT: ok...

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does anyone know any really funny jokes or any joke sites?

www.jokes.com

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Am I the only one that believes people should type correctly when asking a question? Is there some way to create something that would change words that were "Chatspeak" to English?
For example:

there is dis boi, i relli relli like him! wat do i do?

Would become:

There is this boy, I really, really, like him! What do I do?

I know that is a dumb question to start with, but it's an example. I don't know how to create a program that would change the "fake" words into "real" words.. if you know, and would share, you rock!

If i had one wish
Well i don't know what id wish for
But if i had a million zillion wishes
I'd use one to let you know that gibberish is
Not an nice way to talk to all your friends.

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Does anyone here know of some good makeup supplies that you may have used and thought looked really good on you?

The truth is, excuses are lame.
Accept consequence.
Accept the blame.
We're all sinners.
We're all unclean.
Maybe we're born with it.
Or maybe its Maybeline.
Anatomy of the Tounge and Cheek -Relient K

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Hey does anyone know of any good websites where I can create my own free website.I want to beable to make it really cool like this one or www.pogo.com so I will get more visitors,and anyone who gives me an answer then I will rate you!!!

www.angelfire.com
www.bravenet.com

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Theres this guy online that wont leave me alone. He's so perverted and i have no idea who he is. hes not from my town but he always tells me that he sees me and he tells me what im wearing. hes always saying stuff like how much he wants to fuck me and he just says really nasty things. hes really violent too, like if i dont answer him RIGHT away he'll flip out and call me names, so im scared to block him or anything since he knows what i look like and he "sees me all the time" what should i dooo?

You should block him or get a new screen name.

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