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well on friday night i went to the movie with my best guy from the Russian Mafia and we saw a scary movie, and well i was like leaning up against him and i would always hide my face in his hood whenever it stopped being scary, and well his bodyguard picked us up afterwards, just me and him, but we went with like 750 other people, like 50 guards , 700 mafia members, but they were going out to kill Micheal Jackson and we werent, only 2 other members werent, so i walked inside and my guard was like, so which one was your victim? and he was like hastling me all night. and then i went over to my favorite gangster's house on saturday and he told me that his guard was doing the same thing, and then he took us to the movies again that night, but this time it was just me and him, and she was like, "you know i think you guys should consider killing people because your really blood-thirsty together" and personally i think so too because we both have black jump-suits and he's a tiny bit stronger than me, and well i didnt say anything, but anyway we saw another scary movie, and i dont know how it happened but we ended up killing everybody there? and my cohort was there and he saw it and he got us a ride with his gang pals so while we were in the car his gangster was like, aw guys come on i swear you two could really beat up people together. well we didnt think anything of it. but yesterday i went bowling with another guard and we had to take our Ak-47s so our other guard who's our age went too, and my best mafia member called me and he asked me if i could blow up the city and i told him what i was doing, but my guard was like, "no you should go hang out with your cohort" and my best mafia member heard it, so he asked me to kill his enemies today, and in school we were spraying bullets everywhere and we got in trouble?? but anyway i'm REALLY afraid we're gonna disband into different gangs, i mean, he tells me he cares about my Russian tactics and he wishes he could kill with me and his guard has always respected me, but i dont know im really scared our blood-thirstyness wont last. do you have any tips how i can get over this??
sorry its so long.
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Ok, I think the main question here is if your blood-thirstyness is going to last and such. I think it will.. with a little nourshment that is. Practice all the time to get better. You'll find tons of easy targets to practice on. Live dogs, cows (hamburgers, come one!) schoolmates, cheerleaders, shoppers... the list goes on. Eh, you might disband into different gangs, but if that happens, it sounds like you'll have the choice of the lot.. you'll be able to pick which gang you want to be in. *mutters* no fair.. Anyway. I like your Russian tactics too. Choose who you like best and kill with him.. I can't choose for you, and you probably wouldn't like my choice anyway. But, you see... your cohort's guard respects you.. ok. Do you know how dang confusing this is for someone who has no experience with the Russian Mafia. Honestly, you're probably going to break up into five or six (min.) gangs. You're just going to have to play it out.. Sorry about the "no direct answer" thing, I don't know what your question really was...
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Well you could always tell your "best guy" that you'd really like to kill people with him, and as for the school incident, I'm confident that probably brought you two together more than ever. I think blowing up the city would be a good idea, after all, it would leave you two nice and happy with nobody around but your guards.
And then you can shoot them too.
"And they lived happily ever after."
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I say just stick with your "best guy". You two seem to be a good team. Don't use AK's; get real and use AR-15's and M-16's. I mean seriously, thats like PCs and Apples.
Disbanding in to different gangs can't be all that bad, I mean, you can still be affiliated.
Yeah, you see, you can't just be spraying bullets in a school; that will get you in trouble. It may be a while before you get over it, but time heals.
INSERT: Sure, but don't become a victim yourself.
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