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To be, or not to be. That is the question. Thou shalt knowest that my name is Shakespeare.

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ive been with my b/f for 2 months. its both of our first relationships. he doenst know too much about girls and i feel were growing apart. his friend likes me and is tryin to get me to dump me my emphasizing what he doesnt do for me. i kinda like him but i wouldnt dump my guy for him cuz he is being greedy. its hard for my bf and i to communicate..were both kinda shy. we really need to have a heart to heart convo but im not sure how to bring up what i need in the relationship. am i taking this too seriously? were both 14. thanks in advanced!~

Men wilst never knowest these of the fairer sex. Not that I hateth them, just confusing - agreest thou?

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well my best guy friend (friend with benifits) has his birtday coming up and i really want to get him something but i have no idea what to get him.i really care about him and want to get him something very special but i dont know what.Any ideas?

No!! It is anther friend witheth benefits!! Stoppeth it now!

You could givith him more benefits, and then I couldst then commenceth laughing over ye.

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I need a cute bikini this summer. Does anyone know websiters or certain brands that have nice bikinis for a low price? (around 40 dollars) I really like the bathing suits that are hooked in the middle of your chest by a heart. No floral designs though. Thanks a bunch! I'll rate 5's!

Indecenteth!! Indecenteth!!

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I was thinking... When is avrage age to have your first kiss and how far should u be in a relationship... This is my first relationship, and i love him and we've been gong out for 6 months,,, When should you? I have no clue!!! I havent had my first kiss but lately I've been thinking about it...
I want to kiss him... but somthing doesnt seem right,,,and i was talking to my mom and she asked me if i would tell her if my boyfriend kissed me,,, should I tell her?



13/f

What is this fair kiss stuffeth I heareth about? I spendeth my day writing for all time. Lyingeth is not the way to goeth. Telleth her if you doith this... Kissing... Stuffeth I heareth about.

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omg i got a big pimple right below my lip and this is the week i tell the boy i like how i feel about him.... What is a great little easy way to get it to go away in like three days??? Anything dont matter little things you can do at home whatever works


Thou hast a large pimple, dost thou? Then poppeth it and squeezeth it. For the dusk then, thou needest to useth some paper to wipeth the blood offeth.

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we'll call her leslie...we used to be best friends, until this year, i made a ton of new friends(being involved in a lot of stuff helps) and well she doesnt get involved in anything, and she complains about people all the time and talks trash about people, and is obsessed with really retarded things, like TPing is like her favorite thing and she keeps asking me to go TPing or spray painting with her, and well shes kinda childish...we're both 16 but im the only one who has the liscense and if we hang out i always have to drive and gas is really expensive, and overall shes just really annoying. how should i let her know that we're not really best friends anymore?

Dost thou not knowest who she is? Annoyance is only thou greatest work of hatred to thou fairest friend of all time. To be a child, not wrong - great, but yet still to be a good thing dost thou know - is an expression of her inward desires to please thou friendship. Not forever, maybe years; but forever wilt she not be a child.

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