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i can't decide which one to do should i do dolphins or puppies? thanks i rate high.

You want to "do" a dolphin or a puppy? Beastiality is not cool.

Dog.

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well, advicenators i had already put this question
well i have completed M.SC ( master of science) in Life sciences-biotechnology this month. and i would like to pusue an mba degree, but i am confused which faculty to taske either
a-mba in marketing which is about pretending
b- mba in hrhuman resources, i love it
c- mba in hospital management which is also very good.
now tell which to choose for, and is a prior job experience an added advantage for pursuing mba.
i invite alll the people to give advice, but,but, i should good and intellectual, no stupids and looneys are invited.
thank u

"no stupids and looneys invited"

You're quite stupid yourself. Asking idiot teens still in high school what you should do for your future career.

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A friend of mine started to like me a while ago. We have been friends since about 2nd,3rd grade. He has gone with my ex-bestfriend 4 times but they aren't together anymore and she has a new man anyway. But the other problem is that he is best friends with my ex-boyfriend (who goes with my ex-best friend). I like him back and we flirt non-stop but what if it doens't work? I think me and him are good friends but we are always playing and making sexual passes at each other. I feel bad and down when I don't see him and I accept him as he is (cute, tall and kinda smart), but his friends an I all have some sort of history. What to do, his friends are all giving us the look and I don't wanna risk their friendship. Should we stay flirty friends or go for it? We are both 15 and close will this affect us if we go for it and it doesn't work out?

Only one way to find out

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My boyfriend of 3 days asked me out over the phone at midnight. He always calls me at ridiculous times, even before we were going out, and always tells me to call him at a specific time the next day. Except, the day after he asked me, when I called him, he didn't answer his phone.
He called me at about 8pm, apologising and saying that he was ill - but that I could come to his house tomorrow if I wanted and I should call him at 11. I called and he didn't pick up.
That was yesterday, and still he hasnt spoken to me.
What should I do?
I rate

Not worry over stupid things.

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My younger sister is 18 next week so its quite a big deal (as we're english!) but i have no idea what to get her. As anyone got any ideas at all? im really stuck! I rate high guys!

A loss of virginity to a gallant man.

Barely legal bitchzz

Actually. Why dont you just ask?

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I've heard everyone say bleach is really bad for your hair. But there is a brand I found, that I'm not sure if it's good. It's the "Punky Color Bleach Kit" if anyone can tell me if this works good that would help a lot. By the way I have dark brown hair so.. I sorta need the bleach, because I'm going to be using a neon orangish color.

Hmm, im dying my hair pink or bright red so it looks pink. I dont know what im planning on using though.

I just like acting like a tard. PUNKY sounds gay though. Because it has the word PUNKY in it.

PUNK SUCKS. Stupid labels.


Anyways, im sure it doesnt matter.

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Is there any home remedies to get clear skin and get rid of pimples? I have a few and I want to get rid of them before tomorrow night at 7:00 (the school dance) So I have about 27 hours ..I heard toothpaste helps? What exactly does it do and how long do you keep it on and atuff? =) Any ideas?

Smear toothpaste over them. I know it sounds dumb, but it works. Try vinegar too. That works.

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i like this boy but he has a gf. He flirts with me all the time, more than he even talks to her. The girlfriend is also my friend so i wouldn't want to hurt her but he is so cute and funny. I'm attracted to him. He calls me hobbit because i am exactly a foot shorter than him. he's 6 ft and i'm 5 ft. Whenever we are talking and flirting we have fun but then his gf comes along and he stops. Once we had this chatroom thing with me, him, and his gf (i'm friends with tho) and it was one of the most awkward thing for me. I don't know...it was fun and we were alltalking but at one point it was all me and him and it was so nice. Please help-i can't tell him that i like him tho cuz he does have a gf and she will get mad at me and not be my friend even tho she suspects and it and all her other friends do too

Why dont you wait for people to answer your other question first?

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well, i like 2 guys. one is tall, and really cute and funny. He calls me hobbit because i am a foot shorter than him 5' to 6'. there's one problem tho, he has a gf. They never do anythin together and they talk like they are still friends but whenever we are talking he stops when she comes over. His gf is my friend too and she's really sweet but he doesnt pay as much attention to her as he does to me. But then there is this other guy is most of the time sweet and cute. He tries to make me laugh all the time. He is about the same height as me and lots of freckles. I always stares back at me during one of our classes where i sit behind him. Yesterday, he threw me up against the wall because we were playfighting. It was a joke tho. I don't know, they both flirt but i dont know what to do

If one is taken, go for the other one.

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i am currently friends with girls that are always dating and everyone like them..even though they aren't that pretty..but still they get ALL the guys and guys never like me and makes me feel bad, most of the time guys only become friends with me just so they can get close to my friends and last saturday(at a banquet) i really really wanted to dance with this guy i liked, but my friend just was like "oh i will dance with you" even though she knew i liked him and now they are goin out..this problem makes me feel self consicous and that noone likes me..and i have really depressing days..so what my question is what can i do to get guys to like me for who i am and not my friends and what can i do about my friends? thnx in advance.

Dress provocative.
Wear hooters shirts.
Bottomless skirts.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, i had my fun. I wouldnt worry about it. Take a look around. Are ANY of those relationships long lasting? No. Worry about it when you're 20. Right now, anyone you go out with will be a temerary bit of fun. Then you'll break up and have to find another one, and another one, and another. Sure, it seems cool to go out. But at a teen age, it doesnt last.

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I'm currently friends with a 24 year old (man)that smells very bad.I'm not sure how to tell him that he stinks. Him and his mother both smell actually but he is unbearable. He is kinda of an outcast in our town because everyone has smelt him at one time or another which he does not have many friends. He is a really good guy but he constantly smells of cigarette smoke, body Odor, he also is always covered in dog hair. They never open the windows or curtains in the house so it makes the stench just linger. Im also not sure if he washes his clothes or his body on a regular basis. He is very tempermental and i think he will get mad and take it the worng way when i let him know he smells. So my question is how do I tell him he smells without hurting him to bad.

fed up friend

Is he mental or something? You know retarded? People dont friend them either.
NE Ways. You cant tell someone they smell bad without hurting their feelings. By now, hes probably already heard that too, he just doesnt care.

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Hello im caroline! I'm 14 years of age and i have really bad acne! I keep picking it and it just wont go away its so ugly and annoying how do i get rid of it! All the boys say i have a fanny rash on my face :S or spot the dog how do i make it go away! please help!!
Caroline 14

By taking showers. YOU VILE SMELLING GIRL!

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Hello, sorry I didnt know what category to list it under i think this should be ok.

Well i have a brace and I think it looks really ugly! Im not sure weather boys take intrest in me anymore and I'm really scared incase it ruins my 'love skills' aka kissing etc.

Also how could I kind of "hide" them so people dont notice them so much?

Sarah-lee 13

You cant. You're only 13. WTF are you doing be worried about love skillz?

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lastnite i was on the fone with my boyfriend and my mom kept coming in saying she needs the phone and i wouldn't get off cause my boyfriend and i were in the middle of a conversation. So... she took my cell phone which in this case my dad bought for me (parents are split up) and i pay for monthly and she only did it to waste my minutes. so when i got off the phone i walked into the living room and there she was on the couch talking on my phone and i got pretty pissed off about it. So... i tried grabbing it from her and told her to give me my damn phone but she pushed me away and slapped my arm and then she finally got off but she wouldn't give it to me and she went and got the home phone so again i tried grabbing for my cell phone and she pushed me into the wall and started choking me and cussing at me and so i called her a fucking bitch and she pushed me onto the couch and punched me in the chest and in the face and slapped me across the face and kept saying what did you just call me and i tried kicking her off me and then i finally got her off me and she goes to my stepdad you wanted her here then you can stay with her and she left..... thats just the background... but my question is what am i supposed to do, I have a HUGE mark on my neck from where she was choking me and now i have worse breathing problems (i have asthma pretty bad) i mean like should i call the poilce or should i call child services i have no idea what to do!! HELP ME PLEASE

CPS. Beat the shit out of your mom. Go get a knife and cut her up good.

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wo0t wo0t! i love your advice its so brutal and true! make that 9 fans!

Thanks much. So happy to have another fan. I will defanetly get to editing my fan count.

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Ok I've been out with this lad 8 times, and he kept using me but then the 8th time i went out with him he sed he'd learnt his lesson but then i found out he fancied my best m8 and when he was with her he'd flrt with her and when he was with me he was really romantic we had our first snog then our second and it felt so good but then the next day i fell out with my best m8 and he dumps me over falling out with her and then they both ept being nasty to me and calling me nasty names and i end up geting really upset and then the teacher makes me apoliges to them when they've really upset me but I still madly in love with my ex and now I feel really depressed what should I do?? please help me i'll rate anyone who does 5

Im sorry, im very confused. Your brit talk is quite hard to understand. Could you reword that?

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I was wondering if there's anyway to get rid of a real tan? I went to the lake this past weekend and got wayyyy too tan becasue we were out all of the 3 days. It makes me look so fake and gross.

EEEEEW, i hate chicks with those really dark tans!

No, you cant do anything about it. Teaches you, not you'll never care about self improvement.

Self improvement is masterbation.

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i was going out with someone for 3 weeks and one day, he lives like 30-45 minutes away and so he broke up with me because he said "you need someone closer to you". so it's been almost two weeks .. i still love him, i miss him .. i wanna move on but i don't think i can, i just love him too much. in the summer he's getting his license and we're gonna try again .. but that's just soo far away .. i miss him and i want him back .. i know i should move on .. but i just can't. HELP!! PLEASE!!


Age: 14
Gender: Female

You went out for 3 weeks! There is no major attatchment. He doesnt like you. That why he said YOU need to find someone closer, not WE. YOU and HIM are not meant to be.

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for AIM buddy icons.. i downloaded animation shop and paint shop pro.. but my free trials expired. i`ve tried removing the program but when i download again it says it`s already present on my computer. it`s driving me crazy not being able to make icons. is there any way i can download free trials or different programs? or is there any way to completely erase them from my computer so i can get the free trial again? please help!

No.

Get and illegal downloading prog and get them for free.

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Okay there was this one kid that said he liked me. he'd alwyas say he loves me too, but i thought he had a girlfriend.. One day at my friend's house he tried to kiss me and i said no i cant do this.. he asked why and i said because your going out with amy..he said, no im not dont worry about it. About a month later his Girlfriend found out about what happened and he told her that I CAME ONTO HIM! She wants to beat me up for something i did not do and she thinks that I am lying about all this.. what can i doo!?

Carry a knife. If she attacks say you'll give her a new hole to finger herself with.

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