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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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hey im 16 f i was just wondering wehat r some websites for online hournals. I wanna have an online journal but i dont know any websites. please tell me some thanx

try livejournal.com or diaryland.com

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school is startin and so is football
I really dont care for football im all basketball and a little track
i played football for 3 years and didnt really like it. but al my friends want me to play
watta ya think (8th grade)

if YOU dont like it then DONT PLAY!! your friends cant rule your life if you dont let them.

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when i was in the bathroom, i didnt feel too well. i was just sitting there and i was pushing, and i wiped and it wasnt regular feces. it wasnt really brown and solid, it was like cream and gelly. is there something wrong with my digestive system or body, or is it natural.
signed,
Worried and Confused !!!!

maybe you were impregnated by an alien and you laid its eggs

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Ok, My names Mike and I was wondering, I'm a very random person and will do anything to get a laugh from anyone. So. I do alot of random stupid things just to get a luagh, but sometimes the things I do make people think I'm just a retard. So, I'm wondering if anyone thinks that people like me are funny and great to have aound? And what I mean by people like me is, people with no care of what people think and will is unhibited and will act wild and crazy just for kicks.

LOL you are just like me, but a guy. thats awesome.. i love you already :) personally, if people arent up to doing crazy stuff like me, then i get bored with them. most of my friends are wacky and life is so much more fun. plus, who cares if some people think you are retarted.. they dont matter! the whole deal about being uninhibited is the fact that you dont give a rats ass about what people think about you. so keep goin' crazy man :)

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I am 13 years old. I just recently broke up with my girl friend. It sucks, but i'll live. the problem is I had sex with that girl, and everyone knows. I now for a fact that a girl i've had a crush on since 4th grade likes me, do u think the fact that I had sex will push her away from wanting to date me

it all depends on the girl. if she really likes you, then it shouldnt matter. the most important thing is to NEVER push her into doing something she doesnt want to do. she may feel a lot of pressure because you have more experience than her.

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There have been questions about hickeys on here, but what exactly are they?

hickeys are when someone sucks on your skin and it breaks blood vessels underneath and makes an ugly purplish-brown mark. its supposed to be sexy, but i think its kind of like branding someone or marking territory.

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my doctor does check-ups on me, im a 13 female, and he's a male. he always checks my breasts for things so he knows nothings wrong--like for lumps or something .. none of my other friends have their doctor do this .. my doctor practically squeezes me, and he always unzips my pants and looks down them and feels around. like i said, none of my friend's doctor's do this, and some of them have the same doctor as me. what do you think is going on? is he doing this sexually, or just being a doctor?

hmm.. ive never had a doctor (besides my gynecologist) do that to me on a regular checkup. seems kinda fishy to me... maybe next time, you should have your mom in the room with you when he is checking you up to see if he does the same things.. if he doesnt, then you should say something about it when your mom is in the room with you so she can lay the smack-down on his ass.

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i went to a party at the end of skool in the middle of june. i got drunk n was unconsious. i've been throwing up and noticed a little bulge below my belly button. could some guy have fucked me while i was unconsious?HELP PLZ!

thats a great possibility, sorry to say. you should definently buy a home pregnancy test or see a doctor right away!

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I am 16, been on varsity football since my freshman year, im going to be a sophomore, im not really worried about having a girlfriend, sometimes i just wish i had one, do you girls like to get close with a guy before you date them, as in like a best friend relationship, or do you like to meet guys and find something new about him day in and day out....?? i dont no anymore lol

i definently need to be friends with the guy first. i personally am not a very trusting person and i only trust people i am very close to, like my friends. my boyfriend and i were really good friends for about a year before we started dating. and that was back in freshman year. im going to be a senior in august. so i think girls like to have boyfriends that are friends with first.

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15 female

i got my 1st GOOD hicky from my best friend (which is a girl) but we are really close...we were on the way to someones house w/ her and her boyfriend and she was showing me the hickys' that her boyfriend gave her and i was like hey i want a hicky!! and she gave me one...is that wrong for ur best friend to give u a hicky!!??

*I AM NO BI!*

thats hilarious! it just sounds like something me and my friends would do. i dont think there is anything wrong with that.

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What are some websites that are like xprofiles, that you can put pictures and graphics on? I tried live journal and xanga, but you cant put lots of graphic stuff on those. Do you know any more?

photobucket.com.. thats where i go :)

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hey how do u like let a guy know u wanna getta know him better

write your number on something and give it to him. then say call me.. i want to get to know you.

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okay this is really dumb but all my friends say "this one time at band camp......" and then leave it at that! wut is that from? is that from like a movie? lol sorry im so dumb!
w/b sooon

lol its from american pie. the band camp girl says " this one time at band camp, i stuck a flute up my [ female genatalia slang thats also a word for kitty-cat]"

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i didnt kno wut to put this under... since it kinda has to do with sumthing my parents hav to deal with i put it under familyz. well you kno how when u have ur period that that first daii iz the worst and that you go to sleep and stuff of coarse you have a thingy on and stuff but how do you not stain your bed? i alwayz hav trouble with that and i had to throw away a thing of sheets becuz of it. sum1 plz help. iz there like sum secret to it? help!

i think by "thingy" you mean a pad. i think you arent wearing a big enough one. try getting one thats longer and either "super" or "super-plus" just to waer to bed. :)

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ok i've never worn a tampon and i kinda want to but its a little weird knowing that that will be going...there. and what if i put it in wrong? any advice on like what kind to use for the first time? or anything like that...

there is directions in the box of tampons on how to put them in. you pretty much cant put it in wrong, because it only goes one way. advice for the first time.... relax. its not that big of a deal :)

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whats a good and inexpenicve way to make ur teeth look whiter ...i brush everyday with colgate or crest but does anyone kno a really good toothpasate or like thing to make ur teeth whiter?? {crest whitestrips are like 30 bucks and im only 13 how can i afford that?



teeths

get a job you bum


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im 15/F and lately ive been like peeing alot and not being able to go to bed AT ALL!! i dont know if its cus i drink before i go to bed or what but i cant sleep and i have to pee like every 30 minutes, me and my boyfriend have alot of sex and im on birth control and have been for a year or so but i got my period last week another signidicant thing is ive gained like 20 lbs but i have been eating more which is another sign of pregnancy so all im hopin is im not so if anyone has been pregnanyt or if they know what it could be then please help me im freakin out and i have no one to talk too..

some birth contol, like the one i am on, has a diuretic, which gets rid of the water in your body so you arent bloated. so in turn, i pee like every half hour too. another side effect of some birth control is mild weight gain. the 20 lbs could be due to some of the mild weight gain and hormone changes. i highly doubt you are pregnant, but if you are really worried about it you should get a home pregnancy test or see a doctor. also, you should always ALWAYS wear a condom for a second method of birth control to be extra safe so you'll never have a scare like this again. :)

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i was doing really well on a diet during the school year, but now that it's summer and i stay up later i normally get bored at night and want to eat junk food while i'm on the computer and stuff - how can i stop myself?!?

haha i have a funny story about preventing yourself from eating lots of junk food. my grandma and great aunts are all artists, and one of them gained a little weight. in order to stop her sister from getting fat, my other great aunt formed a very, very obese person out of clay, stuck a magnet on it and put it on the fridge. then whenever she opened the fridge she'd be reminded of what junk food does to you. so my solution is to imagine that you are like 300 pounds and sitting in a room of junk food... then you will be all disgusted and stop eating :) lol

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ive been goin out with this girl for almost a month now. everythings been goin great and we really like eachother but we havnt kissed yet. i want to but i dont know if its to fast or if she wants to. is this only my fault? help

try and make a "romantic" moment because first kisses are always good in a moment like that. take her out for dinner and complement her, then maybe try to lean in and kiss.either that or you can just ask her if you can kiss her, but its better when its all "in the moment".. trust me

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i have a problem of keeping a thought during class, i often daydream and get off task, and im always forgettin himework, is there anything i can do to fix this?

have you ever thought of the possibility you have ADD? i think you should talk to a doctor about the possibility of that.

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