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my cat constantly follows me and everytime i sit down she comes to sit on top of me.. i will get up andmove somewhere else but she still sits on me.. i push her away but 2 minutes later she comes up again.. i know its cute and everything but it just really annoys me sometimes.. does anyone elses cats do this.. how do you get them to stop

put a shock collar on it and everytime it comes close and you dont want it to... shock it!! :)

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hey evryone! this is kind of a weird question, but i need help. see, i write HORRIBLE stories! it's not because i don't have a good imagination or anything, just that i always have a bad time starting (how to start, WHAT to start on, etc.). then, when i finally do, i think up this awesome story, but then i can't stop! i have so many ideas, that in the end, since i don't have time to write it all down (my awesome story) i end up having to end it with something quick and dumb. so i have a great beginning, and a very detailed middle, then in the end i write the first and quickest thing that pops into my mind and that kills the story and it sucks. so how can i find a way to start a story in the least amount of time, and how do i control all of my ideas so that it doesn't take too long so that my story doesn't suck?

will you really give 100$$..... my family could really use it....

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How do I get rid of my writers' block?

cut off your hand and get your head removed

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-For those of you who have a horse i need you to answer my question.. ill rate you a 5 if you help-

*here is it*

I am going to get a horse soon and i want to know how much it is for like food a week or a month and how many times do you have to take it to the vet like a year and how much does it cost to have them get new shoes and how much for the vet and stuff like that.. thanks.!.

for shoes you can always give them your old shoes its less expensive.... horses look kool in convers


also give it all your leftovers from dinner they especially like the meat balls

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My GF and i have been together for 8 months now and every once in a while she will get kinda upset at what i do sometimes but we always work it out. there are somthings that she does that bothers me too but i never bring it up i always ignore it, do you think i should bring it up or not? i need some help

hahaha go ahead and ruin your relationship

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my cats name is jack...and he drools...alot...is that normal?

your cat jack is normal jack drools because he wants your body you must look like a hott cat for jack to drool

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i have a really close guy friend we close but we cant be nothing but friends because on long distance and i hate long distance realtionships because the never work out. ok but n-e-ways sometimes we act like lovers and sometimes like friends but even when he had a gf we did the samething because he always liked me more then his gf even though he broke up with her for me but i still didnt go out with him and like now i dont know what to do i do love this guy and like he perfect for me and all but i am really confuessed?can you plz help i wil rate! thanks!

i think you should try it it might work out if u love that much good luck

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every time i try to answer a question on this website,its says chatspeak problem please answer in english and i do. does this happen to anyone else,i answer in perfectly good english i even did spelling and grammar check.is this happening to anyone else?what can i do?

i think you shoud try typing in english and not use little abbreviations instead of saying u say you

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i really like this guy and he's a big flirt and thats hott. what kind of things can i do to make him like touch me and you no hang around me more because he likes to flirt wit people by like touching them. he does it to me but what are some ways that i can make him touch me more often and if u dont no wat im refering to by toughting im refering to like touching in those certian places that only some people like to be touched. but wat kind of things should i do to get him to do it more often. thanks so much but plzz really help.

eeewww ur a nasty dipshitter mebe u can try touching him then you will get some more attention

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april fools is coming up!!!yeah!!!i want a really good trick to play on my friends, please don't suggest anything that will hurt them though.thanks!

haha get those cosmic brownies and roll them up and put them in someones bathroom

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I have an open-book-take-home test that I have to do for school, but the problem is I don't have my social studies book to look in for the answers. So, I was hoping someone could answer my questions:

Name three ways the government encouraged the development of Brazil's interior.

Identify three signs of the success of Brazil's development program.

Identify three drawbacks of Brazil's development program.


PLEASE HELP!!! I WILL RATE 5'S!!!!!!!!

look for them yourself you stupid lazy buttfuck this iis sad making others do your work gosh..

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I really like this one girl called Nicole but from what i hear she hates my guts i want to ask why but shes a bad girl always skipping school and stuff (nadda really bad no durgs that i know of) it could just be because shes Goth i dunno. anyways my query is how do i make on friendly terms not a relationship without doing something corny, cheap or expensive(sp?)

thanks a ton
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Solemnstar

hahaha my name is nicole

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i dont know everyone always says "your to abusive" because ill hit guys and stuff just messing around but i guess that is my way of flirting with them but it dosent work aparently what are some ways i could be nicer or just flirt in a more gentle way? thank you.

poke them and give them hugs

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hey everyone what do you say is "in" style these days lol - I am size 00 and ned to knoe ware you get it

we wear clothes and you get them from stores

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how can you find your bra size? like is there a way to measure yourself? maybe with a tape measurer or something?

ask a store person

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I need some suggestions for a good, reliable car that gets good gas milage and is safe. Don't give me answers with sports cars; insurance bites.

get a corvette

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Ok i know this will sound stupid but i dont know maybe it means nothing but when someone types

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i'm super confused. I think i may be a lesbian but i'm not sure. see, i find myself flirting with guys like any normal 14 year old. but i find myself checking girls out too. i'm not afraid to be a lesbian but this has been going on for quite sometime now so can somebody just help me decide? am i a lesbian or not?

you are comparing yourself to them but its weird its kinda automatic

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I really need to make a website and ASAP, due to the fact gay texas is going to make a new law and i need to get a petition and letter on here QUICK, so do you know a good website thats free, easy, "pretty", and I can keep up at least until AUG, SEPT?

thanks

yes tell us what is this petition for??? what is the new law too?? just curious

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i want to make a cd for a 4 year old. does anyone know some really fun songs. i don't want anything too babyish though, just something he can dance to.

slipknot, korn, stone sour, acdc, guns and roses, mushroom head, ipc

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