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I think that my daughter (14) has been using drugs. She hasn't had it easy and I haven't really helped that. A few of my old boyfriends hurt her and violated her. I've stopped dating because of it she doesn't deserve that and I don't want that to ever happen to her again. Recently I've been noticing that she's been coming home after 10 (her curfue is 9) and she acts differently. I've tried talking to her and she says that she isn't doing anything and that she just loses track of time. I don't know what to do. I'm not a great mother but I'm trying as hard as I can. Does anyone know how I could talk to her about this or how I can help her if she really needs it?

I will a rate high to anyone who at least tries thank you ahead of time.

Slap her across the face until she comes clean!

Okay, so. That wont really work that'll have CPS at your door.

If she comes home smelling weird, then you'll know there has been some drug usage.

Or, if shes late. Say you smell of drugs--even if she doesnt-- she might freak out and come clean then.

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There is this girl named Rachel. When we first met, 5 years ago, I couldn't stand her. But I was her friend because my friends really liked her and wanted us all to get along. Well two years ago I mentioned something about not liking our principal (I have good reason too)and she just exploded at me. She started screaming, "Hannah! You don't need to judge people like that! Judgment is 1 of the 7 unforgivable sins. If you don't stop being evil your going to hell!" Well I got mad and yelled back that she was an idiot and some other stuff *cough*. Well that was two years ago and we resolved our issues, darn those stupid friends of mine, and tried to become friends again. Well now out of no where she has been bad mouthing me and my mother, shooting me hateful glares, make rude comments right in front of me, and declaring that my mother is unfit to teach. Its very annoying so I sent her an email telling her to just leave me alone and be done with it, but she won't stop! How can I make her leave me alone.

Hmm, she's a self consumed Bible banger. Leave her alone. The devil is in you.

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WHat are some good ways to lose weight.

Work out.

Screw diets, they make you paranoid.


Oooh! LOOOK! taht box has over 100000000 calories! OMFGODZ0RS!!!1!1! I cant eat that im a pranoid dieter!

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ok ... so my mom said that if i loose 10 pounds shed give me 100 dollers!! the problem is..i dont know how.. i cant exercise regularly cause i never have time im always doing soemthing and i cant really eat special things cause one weekend im with my dad and one day during the week i am with him...i dont kno what to do i need HELP! what could i do to loose weight??????????? thank you sooo so much! OxoxO

Who are you trying to convince that you want to stay fat?

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Okay well, when i woke up this morning, i went to brush my teeth and like the bottom part of the 4 front ones were all like whiteish and ugly and looked gross. Any ideas how this could have happend? How do you get rid of it in 20 minutes? HELP ASAP!!

That sucks.

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Hi all I need help My wife and I have been married for 28 years have a good relationship but we have a few problems. one is when I play softball in the summer she does not like it when all the guys get together and drink beer or go back to the bar for a beer, I have to tell you that I am not that fond of beer but it is fun to get together after, I find myself just leaving after the game just to avoid a fight with her is it a major thing that I would like to stay for a quick beer and just hang around I personally do not see anything wrong but she hates it.. what should I do thanks...

Hmm, she's just a little self centered. Tell her if she really loved you, she would let you have fun.

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hi
i think i might have mild depression.
i have bn reading about it on the web and most of the symptons match up to wat im feeling so does this mean im depressed?
i just feel so lonely n isolated in my own little world and i cut my self sum times.. not so it bleeds though just enuf to make the pain disapear.
can some one please tell me wat to do because i dont want any one to know, especially my family because i dont exactly get on with them. my friends wont help either..
sorry its long.. i rate 5's

Pain dissapear? You mean, cutting yourself doesnt hurt? Hmm, maybe thats why all the depressed retards cut themselves.

Actually, you're just wanting attention. Get over it. You have friends. YOu're also just a teen. Kill yourself when you're older and your life sucks. I promise you'll change your mind.

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Does anyone else have a problem with clicking on links? Im pretty sure i have spyware and i dont know how to get rid of it. every time i go to click on a link, daosearch.com pops up with a search for what i clicked on. how do i get rid of it? i cant even look at shirts on hollister.com because i cant click on the links.

Microsoft.com/antispyware

DL their beta, its quite good.

Downloads.com
Adaware SE -download it


Downloads.com
Spybot Search and Destroy - download it

All great ad/spy removers.

MSFT's version also have a real time blocker.

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anyone use netscape that can tell me how to block a website from working?

NETSCAPRE SUCKS! Mozilla Firefox all TeH waY!11!111!

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On saturday im going to a party and its in a mall,one of my stylish friends will be there,how do i ask her if she could help me make an outfit or two with out sounding to weird!Im not that big and well,she has huge mounds!!

What size are your boulder holders? Naa, im just joshing ya. I really dont know.

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Any one no any style websites? i want cute ones not old ones!

Cute ones not old ones? Those 2 things have no correlation with each other.

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Four years ago I dated a really cool guy, he was all over me calling and going out for 4 months, then he just didn't show up for dinner one nite and we only spoke once briefly after that, he said he didn't need anyone worried about him. (He's a serious workaholic) but over the years i've run into him at a couple parties of mutual friends and just two weeks ago we ended up hanging out and i've been seeing him again since last, last sunday. He's being a doll and has picked up right where we left off! I'm pretty sure that, that is just his style - dates for 4-6 months then it's adios. I'm having fun, but trying to keep a step back, because it's inevitable that the same thing is going to happen. Do I just have fun for however long it lasts?

DO what you want. Its not our life to screw up.

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i want to no were you get shirts that have the cookies monster on it,and on the butt it says yummy! Or something like, care bears but its totally hott! anyone no any places? [[ps--i dont have any mounds yet,so i need smaller sizes,]]

Chocolate chip cookies on the butt right?

Hmm, i tell ya. Those lil butt advertisements for cartoon characters keep getting sneakier and sneakier with the way they hide their secret messages. BUT IM ON TO THEM!!! Oh yes! I AM!

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hey all how will i know if my finger is broken likes what kind of signs should i chceck for.

Take your shoe and smash it one your finger until it hurts REAL BAD!!!! Then you'll know its broken.

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i have liked this guy for a while(abouthalf of the school year) and we went out once already.but only for a couple of weeks because someone told me that he was cheating on me with another girl who i didnt know. and so i broke up with him. and then about a week later i called him and apologized and asked him why he didnt tell me that he didnt really cheat on me. and he said he thought it wouldnt matter and i told him it would have. and then we became friends again. and he asked my friend what i would say if he asked me back out.and she told him i would say yes. and so i figures he would ask me nack out again. but he didnt and he started going out with my friend. which made me mad. so then i wanted to tell him i like him but i just couldnt get the courage. so i had my friend do it but when she told him he didnt react like i thought he would but my friend told me that it was probly because his g/f was there but i dont know. and then i was really sad one day for a weird reason and i was standing right in front of the lunch doors and a bunch of my friends came up to me to try to cheer me up. then he walked up to me and pulled me towards him and gave me a hug and asked me what was wrong and i told him nothing and he said he aint letting go until i tell him. and he kept pressuing me to tell him and when i didnt he got mad kinda. do you think that he still likes me and if so should i tell him myself that i like him and if so should i tell him by going to the movies and saying it or at school. cuz i dont want to say it in front of alot of people.

He likes you as a friend.

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im a female 16 and me & my bf have been on & off for 2 years now we are long distance and it started out as a summer romance at the beach because my family spends the summer up there but turned into love. ok im madley in love with my boyfreind & when i talked to him the other day he said his freind came over and told him he should take this one girl he dated while we were seperated to the prom. i asked him if he was and he said he wasnt going to and he told his freind no but im kinda scared do you think hes still seeing this girl? do you think mabey he was hinting that he wanted to go to the prom and that mabey we should go? please tell me what you think.

You're fine. He's noble. No worries.

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Hey U love your advice its really funny!!! and most of it is true though harsh but it's still funny!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

Luv,

~~ASHLEY~~

Great to hear! Many dont appreciate my harsh yet true advice.

Some times i admit, ill play around and not really give any. But as you said, other times, im giving the answer, they just dont want to hear it.

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How can I make myself cry? I seem to have such a hard time with that. And I also have problems with showing other types of emotions. Can anyone help me by giving me any tips. :)

Beat your face in the concrete REAL HARD!!!!!111!1 So blood is everywhere! jee, i tell ya. You'll be crying after that.

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Ok i have weird skin..It's really oil when it's hot or my skin feels "clogged" but then i have flakes in some places below my nose and near my eyebrows. I recently started changing the medication i've been using to see if it would get rid of my zits and help my skin. Here is my face-cleansing schedule: First, I wash my face with this heat phisoderm..and then I apply Vaseline (body moisterizer), then I apply Zapzyt...I haven't really noticed anything..Any advice to what I should do??

*I just started trying these new medications like 3 days ago..

Why dont you wait for the affects of those? Then ask us.

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Im really nervous. This guy who is like obsessed with me who i dont even talk to is taking me to a dance tonight. I don't really like being around him and I have never met his family. I don't know what I should say when he comes to my house. Can anyone help me not be nervous? I also want to be hyper tonight, so I'll have a good time. Does anyone know foods or ways to get hyper? Thanks a bunch!

BAWLS, the energy drink, not testicles you sicko!

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