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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

Type correctly or go home. Yes, that is an ultimatum.




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what is the average age for a ladie to get their period ?

Between 12 and 14, but if you haven't gotten it by 15, see a gynocologist, there may be something wrong.

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ok i am a girl 14 and my boyfriend is in arkansas (his hometown) and he hasnt even called me! friday was my birthday and his best friend called me and wished me a happy birthday but he didnt and he hasnt called me at all and i havent talked to him since the day he left for arkansas which was 12 days ago and i dont know if he his waiting for me to call or what ! i CANT break up with him i love him to much what should i do ?

Arkansas is a state. Duh. He is sending signals that he doesn't like you. Break up with him.

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hey..i was just wondering i know dislexia is like a disorder with numbers b/c my mom has it, but i was wondering whenever i see llike a phone number or something and i try to say the numbers out loud they come out all out off order. like they are the same numbers but in a different order, even whem im like looking right at it. is that any form of dislexia? thanks for your help!!
*~jemmy~*

Dyslexia often involves numbers, but if you have dyslexia, you often mix up some letters as well, such as 'b' and 'd'. I would get tested if I were you.

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if you shave "down there" and you go to the doctors for a checkup or somethin then what will they say to you? can you get in trouble?

In trouble? No. Why would you get in trouble? It's your body to do what you please with.

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How do you work out the area of a circle from its radius?
Thanks.

pi x radius squared, i think

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okay, i asked this question earlieri am not one of those people who is able to walk up to the guy that i like and tell him strait up. but i want him to know. what should i do? dazed and confuzed

I'll let you know when I figure that out.

I'm the exact same way. It takes an awful lot of trust and coaxing for me to dish about the dude I like (haha always wanted 2 say that)...I think it's that we're as afraid as ever, but that's okay...

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how do u flirt with a guy?? like besides giggling

AHHHHHH!!

With that aside...

Well some examples of flirting are:

kicking each other

talking during class, when the risk of getting into trouble is high

arguing in a playful way...read other questions and answers on the site, that's what they are there for!!!

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i have seeN otheR ppl's columN all decoRated aNd i waNt to kNow how to make miNe like that

Please learn to type.

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I have tried to eat exactly 3 meals a day iwthout anny snakcs, but I'm having trouble. As soon as I come from school I NEED a snack. How can I keep myself occupied while I'm doin homewrok so I don't snack?!

As long as you eat someting healthy, snacks are actually good for you. You need the energy, and the nutrition is a plus. Don't not eat snacks to lose weight.

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what shows on broadway in new york city do you recommend besides the lion king? (already saw it)

Hairspray is phenomenal, and I've heard that Cats as well as Movin' Out are good, if any of those are still on Broadway...Wicked seems good as well!

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ok there is this contest titled "does free speech really matter?" and the requirement is to make a movie,documentary, music video, etc that is 4 minutes or less. any ideas on what i can do??
i've recently been really into making funny videos with my friends..that is why im so interested in this contest. over the summer we are planning on going to NYC for the day... i was thinking doing a documentary in NYC and in it i try voicing my opinions or something?? i need some help with ideas as you can see lol ...so any suggestions are welcome

I think for the free speech thing, you should interview people in NYC and ask them what free speech means/how it affects them in a positive or negative way. Be sure to take an adult that's a guy to protect you in case anyone tries to kidnap you.

Movie script...hmm why not do the same thing, except demonstrate everything the people say. So kinda a documentary!!

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I am trying to get some really cute skirts... Do you know of anyplace that has cute summer/winter skirts that are cheap? I am trying to get a style and I have found I like the vintage. If you could give me the websites or even the names of some stores, that would be more than helpful !ThAnKyOu!
~*~mAdDiE~*~

Wet Seal has some boho.

Their stuff is cute, cheap, and sexy...

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how do you make those little hearts that a lot of other girls like to use? I want to be able to type one, thanks! I rate high as long as it works.

hmmm...I think you should ask someone who uses them directly.

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Ok, so I have this major confession!! I have a boyfriend, lets call him *Bill and he is super annoying. He wont shut up!! And when he does shut up all he wants to do is to have it w/ me!!! And the thing is, I don't really like him that much cuz im in love with this boy that i met on the internet and I REALLY want to meet him but I can't!!
Thanks,
Debbi

P.s. I rate high!!!

Dump your boyfriend. I assume that was your question...

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okay, i dated this guy earlier this school year (both him and i are in 8th grade) and we dated for about eh two to three months and i really thougt he was the person i would be with my whole life. when we broke up i became depressed but got over him(or at least thought i did) and now, four months later i feel like i cant stop thinking about him although i know he just wants to be friends. what should i do?
dazed and confuzed

Tell him. Walk up to him and say, " I still have feelings for you." That about sums it up. Maybe he'll reconsider. Thismay jeopardize the freindship though,, ,teeheehee.

PLEASE READ THE OTHER ?'s ON THE SITE!!!!!!!!

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ok im so scared to tell the guy i like that i like him, cuz im afraid he wont like me back. i want to tell him, but im afraid my hopes will be too high. should i just go ahead and tell him or should i wait a little longer until we are on a frequent talking level? thnx!!

Frequent talking level. Dude. READ the other questions on the site.

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ok so, my moms phone is broken and my dad said if i can convince her to take my phone, i can have a better one. I was wondering how i could convince her..

Explain the dangers of a woman not having a phone, rape kidnapping or injury are 3.

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were can i find music for free besides launch.com?

Limewire

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Okay so I met this guy (we are both 16) and we hit it off. spent like 10 hours together he was totally flirting holding hands cuddling and he would just stare at me and would always sit next to me and he tried to kiss me and such.. (it was a church retreat. We were helpers lol for the little kids) so at the end of the night when its time to leave he just left no good bye and didn’t ask for a number or anything! what does that mean? What happened?

It means he's a guy.

You were there, I wasn't.

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ok i like this guy and i really want to tell him i like him, or have sumone else tell him for me, but im afraid he wont like me and if he doesnt like me i prolly wont like him anymore. shoud i tell him? i really like this guy btw im 13

Ask a friend to say, "Rumors are going around saying that you like Madison. Do you?" See what he answers.

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