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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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i recently asked abot the whole i liekt the guy thing and i dunno if he lieks me and summers almost here.. well he didnt sign ove, but it was a nice entry but i dunno i strted liking this guy becasue i noticed he was standing near me alot and so i kinda started noticing him more but i dunno if he likes me so i think im jus gonna have my frend go uo to him tommorow and tell him i really really like hima dn tha im ghonna miss him

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when i was younger, i was a bit chubby and i was really self conscious about it...it sucked being too big for dress up clothes. i was one of the first to wear a bra and get teased by the boys. i had a lower voice than most kids in my grade and i would feel akward singing with the class. well now, i finally took controll over my weight and im known for my singing ability as a strong alto. sounds great, but i still feel out of place. for me its a blessing to wear a size 5, when its fat-pants for someone else. i feel kind of not-as-good because im a young alto. am i making too much of this or can anyone relate? thanks in advanced and you deserve a 5 for readin this.

I just turned 13 and I'm a low alto. But, I'm totally a size 00 and don't like it. I would like to be a size 3, I get called 'anorexic' sometimes and it sucks.

Everyone has a gripe about their body, get over it.

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ok so i like this one guy and he knows i like him but i dunnop if he lieks me. tommrows the last day of skool and i really gonna miss him over the summer be he doesnt have an sn or anything. i dont know wut to do and im not the kind of grl who wuld ask him out because i dunno if he likes me, i mean wuldnt he have sed sumthin already cuz he knows i like him??? please i need your
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How did he sign your yearbook?

Love, or just his name? That could be a hint...

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o0o0o0kkk well my best friend.. i get the feeling she doesn't like me and I REALLY WANT TO CHANGE WUTEVER IM DOIN WRONG but the thing is i dont no wut im doin! wut should i do to help our frendship here???

i rate high!
*~!desperate for help!~*

If you can't ask her, you aren't best friends.

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say if it wastn max ????? suld I??

:) depends. Can you do better? Is he socially accpeted? Do you guys look good together?

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I told my mom I wanted to go on a diet and she thought it was a good idea to see a nutritionist. So before we could do that she had to make me an appoitment with my doctor. Im really scared because I dont know if she is going to measure my weight. I hate that and that is like my fear! Will she just talk to me about my eating or will she see how much I weight? Please answer! And what will the nutritionist tell me? Thanks so much. ♥

Most likely, they'll do a Body Mass Index (BMI). For this, the take your height and weight and do something to it and come up with a number. If your number is within a certain range, then it tell you whether you do or do not need to diet etc. You can get this here : http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

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hey I really like this guy a lot but he is not the BEST looking guy ever. He is soo nice though. He is chubby and im really thin but i dont think it matters soo wut suld i do?? go wit him or not?

I hate Max. Don't go out with him. He has no freinds, and is like failing. You are so better off without him.

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okay well i was at my grandparents for a little get together and my aunt took a picture of me and my friend outta my purse and went around tellin everyone that he was my boyfriend, and when i found out what she was doing i freaked out and ran over and took it out of her hand and i was like, what the hell were you doing in my purse anyway.. and she was like i need your dads car keys, and im like, first of all..my dad doesnt want you in his fucking car, and you had no right going into my purse and taking out my picture and telling these people a bunch of lies, and shes like, calm down, and im like, lay off the beers and fuck offf. and she got all pissed off. but thats not wrong of me is it? i was right, right?

I would have tackled her.


Yeah, you were right, I wouldn't have told her to 'fuck off' per se, but I would have come close.

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Well i trurned 12 in april and i was wondering what are signs of starting your period!! I have gotten sore breast cramping bloting and eating alot!!!! i dont know what the signs ARE!!!I keed to know when and what the signs are when you start you period!

I'm reporting you for being 12 years old.

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Hi my mom used to have cancer and got surgery and now she can't play anymore what should i do
love adrienne

Play what?

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ohk well im 13 and colombian (spic) woot woot yeah i know lol. anyways my mom and my dad asked me what i want to have a sweet 15 or a sweet 16.. its kinda early but they wanna start saving up since they wanna have my party at the hilton ... but the thing is that most if my friends that im going to invite are white or black and like 6 are spanish ... and i think that they will enjoy a sweet 16 better , but i mean its a tradition for a spanish girl to have a sweet 15 ? im confused help me out

It's not a sweet 15 per se, it's a quincanera (spelling), which, to my knowledge, is more special than a sweet 15 or 16. I recently had my Bat-Mitzvah, and that was instead of a big Sweet 15 or Sweet 16. If you have a quincanera, you usually get to spend more $$!!

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to the ladies, what are some ways in which a guy can approach you and just start a conversation or something without it bein really weird. in the movies for example. hwo could a guy best present himself and possible ask for a sn or phonenumber.

for the guys: same question except what are some stuff that yall have tried

Well, obviously, if a girl is with a guy, don't bother unless she approaches you.

Don't go up to her with a friend unless she has a freind as well.

If she's just standing around, she is most likel waiting for someone.

Be nice, honest and genuine. don't act like you're better than her. Act like she's better than you.

Say like, "Hey. I'm (your name here). I couldn't help but come over to talk to you because you have a gorgeous (do NOT say chest or ass). What movie are you seeing?

If the movies are different, then ask her out to like get a drink afterwards. Or, you could always change your movie if it isn't sold out...

If they are the same ask to sit with her and get to know her during the previews. AFTER the movie, ask her out to get a drink.

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On a scale of one to ten how much does it matter to a guy when looking for a gfhow heavy she is? I mean not obcenely heavy but definately not thin.

Just looking for insight into a guys mind!!

Any guy that cares is shallow.

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why is it so bad for a white person to say nigga ? is it ohk for a spanish person to say it ??? i mean black people do say it to each other ... and they're aloud to call white people wiggers and white people spicks ? ummm ....

Not that any of this is okay, but I think it's because black people were slaves, so they take more offense to it...

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well, there are these auditions for teens to become singers or dancers it is number one to get teens into movies and comercials, so i signed up and asked my mom and she said it was alright and now, today, one day before the auditions, she said that she doesnt want me to go. because i will be with my dad for 6 weeks and she thinks that if they want me to come soon then i wont be here, so what do i tell her? need help fast. it is tomorrow at noon! PLEASE HELP I NEED IT FOR MY FUTURE!



i will rate high for ANY realistic answers!


thanks

Say that even if you can't participate, you can saay that you tried out and were selected, to make you look good!!! Maybe ur dad will let you go

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ok..so i want to learn how to play my electric guitar. would the person who teaches people be at a place that sells guitars? or a separate place? what am i supposed to say when i walk in? do you have an idea on how much i would go and how much it would cost? (like once a week, every week day, and so on) what will they teach me? dont say how to play...duh. but what will i learn? do you have an idea how long the lessons will be? (an hour, or what) and do you know how long it would be for me to be able to stop going to lessons? (a month? 3 months? how long?) and am i supposed to bring my guitar in each time i go to lessons? or am i going to be playing one of theirs? i think that would be pretty embarrasing to walk in holding a guitar ready for lessons...but it wouldnt seem right to be playing theirs when you should be getting used to yours or something. but whatever. or do you think i should just buy a tape and learn myself? please help!

Ok, I'll break this down.

The store that sold you your guitar most likely has a teacher on-site. If they don't, then they can reccomend one to you, free of charge.

Say, "Hi. I'm interested on booking lessons. Do you have any teachers you can reccomend?"

The price should be no more than $25-30 per hour or $15 max for a half hour.

Most music lessons are about 30 minutes, give or take a minute or two.

It would probably take you a couple of years to totally master the guitar enough to manage without lessons. After you have mastered the basics, you can usually bring in music for them to help you learn how to play.

The guitar is a hard instrument to learn, so your teacher may loan you an acoustic to practice on. I reccomend learning acoustic before electric. I think it's easier.

You should bring your own guitar to and from your lessons, so you can practice 30-60 minutes per day.

Tapes are sometimes hard to follow, and can't correct you. A tape would be a good supplementary tool to use for review though.

I hope I helped!!

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I have been needing to go pee more than 3 times a day...is that bad? And doesn't it take abour 6 hrs or so to digest?

I pee 3 or 4 times per day. Once when I wake up, once or twice during the day, and once before I go to bed. This is normal.

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what are some ways to ask a guy out??

I am going to stangle you. Take me seriously. Read the site and the other columns. This question is asked 5 times per minute. AHHH.

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what are some signals that a boy doesn't like you or enjoy you're presence

Avoids you, is hostile, read the other questions on the site, mad.

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Is it right for a girl to ask a guy out? please answer..i rate!!

Yes. A lot of guys don't ask girls out because they fear rejection. So, you making the first move makes them feel relaxed and more inclined to say yes!

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