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Hey, my names christine, and if you need any help or need a question awnserd feel free to ask me! you can e-mail me to! ... well theres not much to know about me exept im in the 8th grade, im mature for my age, somewhat tall... i love animals, im usually really funny, i suck school, and im wierd, so i pritty much fill all catigories, AND YES I SUCK AT SPELLING! so feel free to ask me anything!

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Last night, my middle school had a dance. I finally got the courage to ask (let's call him "Will") Will, this guy I've really liked since April of last semester, to slow-dance. Well, the song was really short, and we're fairly good friends (we usually talk most of the time on AIM) so he said to me "Hey, Penelope, can I tell you a secret? I have a huge crush on Catherine." Isn't that awful? I feel terrible. And to top everything off, it's my birthday today too :( Is there anyone I can talk to? Because my friends don't really get it and neither do my parents.

hey, iv gon threw this like 50 zillion times! if you want to talk to me im here for you all the way! hope this helps.

cjAdvice aka: Christine Johnson,

if you ever want to talk you can email me at:
christine1012005@hotmail.com or we can instant message if you have msn. hope to here from you!

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so i write a lot, mainly poetry.... but lately ive lost my inspiration.... how do i find inspiration?

im the same way you are, and you should just jot down randum things on a piece of paper, like what you like, what your friends like and stuff like that... hope this helps a fellow poet in need!

-cjAdvice

(also try reading a poetry book!)

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ok i am a white girl and I like this black boy. Well he is the type of guy that is touchy feely, and I was fine with it at first, but now it is so much, every time he sees me he want to put his hands down my skirt, or up my skirt. And now I have people at school talking about me. Saying thats the girl, and heads turn. I like him a lot, and I don't know what to do, cause I don't want to hurt him. So Please help me!!!!!!

Just tell him to keep it low around other people and that people are starting to talk... he will under stand :)

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I need help. well actually my guy friend does. He likes this girls that lives in P.A. but she wont go out with him because of the distance. Hes been really sad lately(or at least i see sadness) and I never see him smile and he never hits me like he used to when we would play around. What can I do to make him happy again? I really miss him being happy. So if anyone can help me... please help. I miss him a lot... :-(



well, you could try to find him a better g/f.... or do somthing together that you guy's used to do that he really enjoyed! hope this helps you!!!

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is it wrong to think that u'r friends brother is good looking??????????????????????????

NO WAY DUDE!!!! You are free to think what ever you want! (espesually if its true!! lol)

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I don't know, I'm big on dreams, and thinking they have meaning. Well, here's the thing. I dreampt again last night, and want to know if anyone can interpret them...
See, I met this girl online in June, and we are exactly alike. She has become close to being my closest friend. Then I dreampt about her...
My first is that we were in a small town in a rural area (Illinois was the setting, I live in NJ). She wanted to travel down the Mississippi to get to the sea so we could find an island and live on it happily ever after. Well, we started down it in the trains the Mississippi supplies (Yes, it was something made up in my dream.) Well, we went from stop to stop, and it was a small city, then rural area. Well, we got seperated in Chicago, and I was conducting the train. The city of Chicago scared me, so I redirected it back, and we made it back to the original town. We got off, she found me, and was disappointed. Afraid of her getting angry, I loosened my resolve to stay, and agreed to go back on. I was walking on when I WANTED to go to the ocean, and not because I was made to. Then the dream ended.
The second was much shorter. I, for some reason, played football (I don't in real life). Well, she asked me to quit for her, and I unwillingly did. She then left me for some other football player, and I was left in the dust.
FYI, I have no relationship with her other than friends, and I am male. Yet in both, I was going out with her at the time. And I have no desire to in real life...
What do they mean?

Well it could mean nothing.... dream's are a form of question's/ things your brain is trying to figure out. but then again this could allso mean that your trying to figure out if you like her as more than a friend... hhope this helps you!!

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Hi . For spainish i have to make a visual-poster for the day of the dead. I have NO IDEA what to do. It has to look mexican .. im planning on using either white or black psterboard. Any ides what to put on it ? Something easy and inexpensive .. its due tomorrow ( no im not a procrastinator i just got it friday and i was gone all yesterday and friday night ! ) At the top il prbly put dia de los muertos in red letters .. and i have to write a paragrph describing the difference between halloween and day of the dead .. but im not worried about that . I think theres something with a bride and groom skeletons right ? so maybe i can draw them or something ? PLEASE give me some ideas !! thanks !

Try drawing a grave yard with people around the grave's and have ghost's coming out of the graves! it would look sooo awsome! ............ and for making it look mexican, put a mexican syle border on the edges of it!!!
g-luck!!!!

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What do you say when a guy asks you out. I'm only thirteen, so things don't come naturally. Do you just say "yes"? But that sounds like when someone asks you to marry them!! I think too much about simple things. CAn someone help mee?!?! Don't call me dumb please because you're just stating the obvious!

I'll rate honestly.

Well awncer yes... cause in a twisted kinda way it is like a marrage question..... but only as b/f and g/f if you get what i mean... lol

hope this help's you! Good luck!

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Hello!
I am a British nanny. I've always wanted to go to America, but I can't afford it. However, I have just thought - how about I worked over there as a nanny?! (I would live-in)
It may sound crazy, but I am looking for a bit of help now. Does anyone know of any kind of nanny or job agencies that would make it safe and reassure both me and the parents that both parties are reliable?
If you are American (and had (a) child/ren), would you hire a British nanny? (Assuming, of course, you were assured of her reliability et cetera)
Also, I would have no clue where to go in America. I want somewhere alive, but not excessively BUSY - not like New York! I live in the middle of three fields of sheep, I don't want too much of a culture shock :P So can anyone recommend a quieter city? Or if not, at least a nice area where I'm not likely to get shot for stepping up the wrong street? Oh, and sorry to sound greedy, but a richer area where I'd be more likely to get a better salary? My pay at the moment is awful and I am trying to save up for a house, laptop and all sorts! :)
Thank you!

Well im not a momie, but I would definetally hire a brittish nanny!

And im not shure if tis help's or not but go onto google and look up these key word's. nanny, agencies, reliable, and any more "key word's"

indeed im an american. I would suggest a place in Olympia, Washington, Big bear California, Bel Aire California, Beverly Hills, And Palm Springs.

hope this helps ,
cjAdvice

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ok im a gurl and im 17..well my best friend is starting to get on my nerves because like she tries to control and run everything we do and it gets old..like she always has to take over everything...and its no fun when this happens cuz it makes me mad..and i have told her about it before but she keeps doing it its like she has to do everything herself or it isnt right and i hate it i jus dont kno what to do? its really kinda hard to explain but if anyone can help me and kno what im talking about please help! thanx! i give 5's for good answers!

Tell her the deal. You will not be friend's with her unless she stop's being a bossy person... I kno this sound's harsh but some times people need to here it. i hope this helps you out! and tell me the out come!

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Ok, so i have this really outdated laptop that never works.. i really want a notebook type thing. I went on all types of stores to find one. I really want a GOOD notebook.. but i only have abut 800 bucks and i want one REASONABLY priced.. say about 800 or less. Please help me
i rate high.. if you could.. supply me with internet sites so i can check them out! thanks

go to e-bay and look for a pentium 4 those work like a magical charm (lol) hope this helps you

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I'm 16 and I've never been in love. I'd just like to know if anyone else out there has ever been in my position, because I really feel alone. All of my friends throw around the word "love" after having a 2 hour bf/gf relationship. But, I'm scared when I'm older that I won't ever have that one person to wake up and want to be with everyday! It like scares me. Had anyone else been in my position?

Hey im not 16, but every person is different, and you will adventually fall in love. Dont worry, alot of people dont fall in love untill they are 18-26 you just havent found someone yet! I hope this helps you out ,

-cjAdvice

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I'm being a mouse for halloween, but I dont want to look like a little kid. I'm wearing a cute grey shirt and black plants with a tail and mouse ears. Is there any way I can make my costume cute and maybe a little sexy without being slutty?

ware pink red lipstick and put on long cute fake eye lashes!!!

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ok this is REALLY about my friend..not me :)! anyway my friend Mag...is goin out wit this kid Andy..nd I'm friends with him too. Well they started going out when they didn't really know eachother like they werent friends or nething...now my friend is really confused because he's kinda boring..like he's really quiet...but sumtimes he can be funny...they don't really look lik a couple either..lik you kno how you can just tell when people are goin out..well you really cant with them... it's hard to expalin but anyway...my friend wants to know what she sould do..i'll pretty much rate 5's for naybody that gives a decent answer! thx!

Well I think that they should breake up and find people they can really just open up to and one's that will really talk, act like a couple and that. I hope this helps you and her out!

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im not sure if im exsperincing a real feeling for a "guy" friend of mine or if im just doing it to like someone. I'm afraid to ask him to do something because i don't want to ruin out friendship but I'm afraid that if i don't say anything than I may miss a good chance. i want to try to like him but i don't want to ruin our frienship, which i value more.very confused here..please help!

like I alway's say, give life a chance!

so why not try it? and you wont ruin the freindship, youll just know you can only be friend's if he no's ya,

hope this helps you out!

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My puppies (two small breed, one male one female) are so newspaper-trained that they won't go outside! Every time we come in from a walk they go straight to the newspaper and do their business. What should I do?

Well if you have a fenced in yard, put them out their instead of letting them do their buisness inside just keep them out their untill you see them go outside, then let them in and greatly phrase them! hope this helps!

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ok well I stay fit and when ever I date someone they are just after my body!! if really bugs me and if they ask how I stay fit I tell them that I kickbox and the make jokes like WOW YOU CAN KICK SOME ONE AROUND IF THEY MAKE YA MAD HUH? AND IF I DO THIS YOU'D PROB HIT ME WONT YA it bugs me!!! I mean and I do a bit of kickboxing but why do they always make jokes at me???

personaly they are probably jelous! I love kick boxing! they are just akting like that because they are either jelous or making an atemt to flirt. hope this help's!

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i like my friend and i cant stop thinking about hehr but i dont know if she likes me back what should i do?

Just let her know! If she turn's you down then you know you will only be friend's, and if she doesint then your still cool!

either way nothing could go wrong!

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How do I get over this girl I met on vacation.

Find a new girl, you may be on rebound, (like me sadly ;) ) but im shure a new girl will cach your eye sooner or later! I hope this help's you out!

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Can anyone tell update me on whats happening over there in Iraq? How many people have died? Is it getting better?

I don't watch the news or read the paper..
But I'm just curious.

I'll RATE 5's. :D

Well all I know rite now for shure is that there have been bombing's, death's on both our side, and their's. Uhhh.. some people have been released home, and that's about all I know for now. Hope this help's you out!!!!

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