Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Knight Owl. Or, as my friends know me, Sean. I can't guarantee that I can solve your problems. But the majority of the people I know seem to come to me for advice. I listen to people very well, and I assess. Sometimes I can offer suggestions, other times there are no suggestions. But I promise to try my best. Remember, everyone has problems, I know I do. All you need to do is ask. I invite you, to talk to me on AIM or Yahoo, if you want to ask me privately for some advice.
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I just started peasants quest from homestarrunner.com... and all ive gotten is going to the lady with the baby's house and the archers place. only 2 points out of 150. does anyone know what to do?
THaNKS!
ps-I RATE....wELL! (link)
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Yes, there really is nothing else man, I'm sorry but Homestarrunner.com likes to make you go crazy, there is no way to beat the game. Aside from that its a funny ass site. Good judgement skills. Sorry again.
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i want a boyfriend really bad and school is starting soon... what do i do to get one? (link)
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Wait until your in school and play the field, pick out one of the MANY guys that your school will offer. There's an old saying "If it weren't for the girls I would've never gone to school." And the same could be said for girls wanting guys. Just be patient and take your pick. If you still have problems finding after school starts, go to a dance club, there are a lot of guys there, that's really the point of clubs. Good luck.
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i feel like guys only like girls for their bodies, so i reject alot og guys. what should i do? (link)
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Well, you're right, a lot of guys like girls for their bodies. As to what you should do, get to know some of these guys, don't let them touch you, if they are in it for the real thing, like a long lasting relationship, they'll be able to wait. Guys are simple creatures really, and react very well to conditioning if they think there's something in it for them. But keep it a secret, if any of my friends knew that I was leaking information about us to women, they'd make me get a sex change.
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Hey!I'm Casey(girl)and im 14.My friend is also 14 and she is in 6 month relationship with her b.f.They have had sex 8 times and whenever they are together they always do stuff(sex,BJ,makeout,HJ etc.)I sometimes start to think he is using her but then again they r in a serious relationship. Is that the way to go in a relationship? Do you think their realtionship will go far if thats all they do?If u have ne advice please write..thanx!;) (link)
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Best way to tell if he's using her, judge how they interract with each other when its a public place. If he treats her like crap and tells her to do stuff without being polite, "go get me a drink" and stuff of that nature. As for your second question, about sex being the way to go. Everyone's going to do it when they're comfortable about it. Yes it feels good, yes its a loving intimate experience to share, but don't rush into anything you think you're not ready to. As for when you know you're ready, you'll just know, its all part of how you develop as a person and as a biological entity.
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how can i find out how big my boobs are [ possibly a way i coudl find out at home?] (link)
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Ummmmm, if you're talking about in terms of inches I'd buy a tape measures the kind that tailors use. If you're talking cup size, go try on bras... sorry I'm a guy, can't offer too many suggestions.
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this is a stupid question but what is a material girl? (link)
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A girl who cares only about material possessions.
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Hey, its your advice columnist NicoleMarie. I had my first sonogram yesterday but its still 2 early to see if its a boy or girl. But now i'm excited. Can anyone give any ideas for baby names? But nothing too common. Thank you! (link)
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If its a girl, I've always been fond of names like Skye, and Ruby. But for boys, I like Bartholameu, and names like that.
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Hey...I'm just starting the 9th grade..and it sux! Last year I had SO many friends and people I knew in my classes and alot of people knew me...but they split the middle schools into 2 different highschools..and this year there is like NO ONE I know in my classes and at lunch! I can be a really friendly person but I'm really shy and just can't seem to make any new friends? Please Help.. (link)
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High school can do that to a person, to this day I don't know how I went from like the most popular guy in school, to public enemy number one. Regardless, I would just try to relax, people will approach you if you're friendly, and seem cool. But if you're quiet..... oh god it will get bad. But don't be obnoxious either. Mostly, just be yourself. It will work out. Good Luck.
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I ask for advice on this a lot and I read other answers to other questions and even tho im not asking them they help out a lot..but i do have a question..my bestfriend moved and I have a thing for him...we have always had "things" for eachother we went out a couple times too. My ex good freind is now goin out with him and I want him back to terribly bad..but what should I do?
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Oh dear, this is the story of my life. Take solice in the fact that atleast YOU didn't set them up. Okay, to save yourself a world of hurt, tell him how you feel before its too late. If you don't you'll regret it, here I am two years later and it still hurts. Good luck.
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Dear Owl,
Why is it that guys are always such morons? I've had two online "romances" now, all with a chance to meet me in real life, but somehow it never works out! Am I just a failure at everything I do and people hate me? I mean, ok, so I'm pathetic enough to only manage to have relationships with the opposite sex online... but these people really mean something to me, and then they always disappoint me. All I ever wanted was a little respect and love from people... just for them to show they care... but I'm always the one doing all the work... no one calls, no one emails... I'm all alone :'(
~Recluse (link)
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Well, Recluse
I'm sorry to say but men are as bad as you make them out to be. As a majority, they suck at life. But perhaps you need to venture away from those online relationships. Its hard, I know, but you have to get out there, find a guy who will treat you as you deserved to be treated. If you have trouble finding some to start a relationship with on your own, you may want to try a dating service. Either online or a physical company that arranges these sorts of things. You're not a failure, and I doubt that everyone hates you. Secondly, if you're the one doing the work, especially with friends then you need to get some new friends. Try my suggestions, and I'm sorry if they don't work. Or its possible that Mr. Right is staring you right in the face, and you don't know it. But be strong I have faith that you'll be on the right path. Good luck.
The Knight Owl
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School's coming up and I really want to have a school-year boyfriend, if you know what I mean. I want to meet some new guys this year and start going out with them. What's a good way to get guys to notice me more this year and for them to see me as more than a friend? Last year I had tons of guy friends but no boyfriends! (link)
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Well, to be honest, there is no way to do that with out earning a promiscuous reputation. Personally, I would pick one of those guy friends that you really like and ask them out. OOOH! I know scandalous a woman asking a man out. Not. Anyway, I would try this approach, if it doesn't work, then try wearing make-up and dressing in attractive clothing. Good Luck.
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im 14... and i dont really have a lot of gurlfriends, i from a family with 9 boys.. im the only gurl, anywho... Well i play the guitar in this band i'm in and i have the biggest crush on the singer *Brandon he is like the ultimate guy, we hang out all the time.. he calls me and stuff were really close!! and i just cant seem to find the right time to tell him, or anything and i have NO idea what to do cuz he's like my best friend... ya know!! i just really like him a lot and dont wanna blow my chance, or plussss do you think i should even tell him??? pleaseee help me i am sooo confusedd!! please ILL RATE!
signed,
what should i do. (link)
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Well, I may not be a girl, but I can help. Best way is to invite him over to your house one weekend. Tell him you want his advice on something. Then, you have to get up the nerve to let him know, its hard I know, I've faced this situation myself. You have to realize he may say no, but if that's a risk you're willing to take then go for it. But, think long and hard about this, because if you're as close as you say you are, and he says no, or he says yes and you break up, then things will change and you may lose a really close friend. Good luck.
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Thing is I love writing journals and storys.. I like to writsongs stuff like that.. I always want do magazines stuff. I very opened person I say lot things thatjust come out. like joyce meyers if some of u know who that is.. well thing is that I want learn more grammer and writing. there any books that show and give guid bout writing..
thanks
AManada (link)
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There are ofcourse free online courses you may want to check out. I would do a google search. But if you really want to be sure, go to the nearest college or university and buy an english book. Those are meant to teach. Good Luck.
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Im a twin. Were both 5'4 except im 94 pounds and shes 104 pounds. Im getting harassed constantly. they say "o shes the anerexic twin", "well thats how u tell them apart, ones anerexic", nd just regular stuff like hey anerexic girl n stuff like that. they even call me mary kate! should o try to gain a little weight or should i just deal wit it? thanx (link)
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I wouldn't try to gain weight. I mean its only a ten pound difference, hardly anorexic. I would just accept who you are.
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Do animals pleasure themselves? (link)
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Well, that's a good question. Yes, they do. As disturbing as it may sound, they do indeed pleasure themselves. A dog will lick its own crotch for about fifteen to twenty minutes some times. The truth is, the dog was clean after two minutes. But dogs are aware of a man's jealousy that a dog can lick itself where as we can not. Which is why the dog waits until that exact moment you are in the room to "clean" itself. Thank you for your question. Again, this question was posed by another smart ass friend of mine.
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