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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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okay i have a guy friend...hes nice and sweet but not liked very much at school...tonight he threatened to kill himself. im really scared b/c im not around him much at school and never after school...i care about him alot but sometimes dont show it very well. Should i bring our IM conversation to the councelor tomorow or something else...talking to him doesnt help...he doesnt listen.
please help...i rate hight
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call the police. its an easy problem to figure out. or just do what you plan on doing, that'll work too.
-hitler

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My brothers friend is threatening to kill us and himself about something he can't prevent. He is upset because he thinks his friend told us his "secret" which is not true. We need major advice as soon as possible. He told us not to tell anyone or he would kill us and himself. WE NEED HELP! PLEASE!

theres a three digit number that you can call, and they'll take him away. google the law "Baker act" thats what they'll do to him and why.
-hitler

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ok is it weird for girls to bite guys lips? cuz usually guys bite mine but iv never bitten theirs... and what about running my tongue across my bfs teeth when were making out? my firend told me thats good but i dont know... please help ill rate hi and if u guys have any other ideas please tell me!

i like it, but my girlfriend also beats the hell out of me. i like that too.
-hitler

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How can you get rid of hickeys. and if you cant, how long does it usually take for them to go away?

a week or more. try that powdery stuff that girls put on their faces to smoothen out their complections. either that, or turtle neck it.
-hitler

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Since ur hitler the goat are u against jewish people??? Just wonderin

no, in fact, by implying that hitler was reincarnated as a goat, I am basically making him out to be a regular staple of middle eastern jewish farmers. the irony abounds. I really do not have anything against jews, they fight quite gallantly and have proven time and time again that extremist muslims must be purged from the gene pool in a not too distant final solution involving the liberal use of atomic and multi stage fusion weapons.
-hitler the goat

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This may seem like a random and completely dumb question to some, but I'm actually quite serious in asking this. My question is that why is it that young girls ages 12-14 and some even younger, feel that they NEED to have a boyfriend just to fit in? You girls don't understand, when your time comes to have a boyfriend, you'll find someone who will like you for you. Also, my other question is why do you feel the need to dress provocitavely, exposing your breasts, butt, and stomach just to look "sexy"? You don't need to be showing all of that to look sexy. You can be completely covered up and still look gorgeous as ever! That was just my random question for today. Any young girl that feels that way, you can feel free to answer.Thanks.

i guess its because they like having a total slob around, but really, its probably beacause a popular(whore) girl in school is going out with some punk ass high school loser and they want to immitate that.
-hitler

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i really need sum adivce.......well i was going out with this boy that i liked ALOT but i also like this other boy that i have been hanging out with recentaly and my x boyfriend wants me to pick either him or the other boy but i like them both alot WHAT SHOULD I DO>

stick with the boyfriend and start paying attention in school.
-hitler

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Ok my bff birhtday is coming up and shes turning 13 thats a big step in life. I dont know what to do for her birthday. I was thinking a suprise birthday but i dont know. She likes horses and Acting. I was thinking i could bring her to new york and we could see a broadway show but that might be to expensive. Any ideas?? I rate.

its not that big, get her a fishtank or something that is moderately valuable.
-hitler

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Does anyone know any codes for any rare items on Animal Crossing?


Also does anyone know of any good trading posts for animal crossing?

stop babbling you incoherent moronic waste of valuable resources.
-hitler

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Where can I find cute backgrounds and icons for my advicenator??????? And cute cursors also?????

www.kingofpics.com

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My favorite pants have a hole in the crotch and the fabric is worn thin around the seam. How can i fix the hole without sewing. I have tried duct tape and safety pins already. Do you have any ideas?

i'm afraid you will have to sew it. take a string, thread it through the needle, knot the ends together, turn the pants inside out, stitch, tie a knot after the lat one, and cut.
-hitler

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ok, if this makes any sense, plz help. what are the levels in a relationship? i know there's like friends, dating, kissing, french kissing, etc, but what's after that?

you are ignorant and your question is frankly disturbing, join the army, see the world. kill people.
-hitler

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Friday was my last day at school. And every thing was going ok till. A friend came up and just started to have a emotional brake down. and she has had this before but not at school. See last time she had one of these was last year when she was at home and she staped herself with a knife. And it was all about a guy cause this guy thaough she was mad at him but she isn't. So she came to me to talk.i am use to there kind of thing cause a lot of my friends get them. But a lot of times i am not around them. So then was like i am happy that this didn't happened at home cause she would of killed herself. and she lives in Rapid City and i live in Sturgis. And i can't always be there for here when she needs someone to be there. And i can't cause i don't live in the same town as her. And i am oging to the High School so really doesn't have much ppl to talk to I am afaid that when she is at home or at school and no one is around her she will kill herself. if anyone here knows what i can do. Write back. Michy

call the cops, or let her die, your choice.
-hitler

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This might sound confusing.. but..

When you get your nose pierced, since the ending is bigger then the stick part that actually goes in your nose, do they have to stick that in there and you have to wait for it to heal over and then when you take it out you have to pull the ending part out which would hurt (im guessing) and would make it look really stupid. Thanks

a nose piercing will really help you find a job.
I'm sure it looks professional and all, but I think I'd like my employees to look normal and not creep out my customers.
-hitler

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i have this friend beth and shes makign all of these bad choices liek havin sex and doin drugs.. how do I help her?

tell her parents

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Ok so heres the story, me n my bf broke up like over 7 months ago. I know its sad but I'm still in love with him and cant come over the fact that I'm not the love of his life anymore. See we dated for over 9 months and he even asked me to marry him and gave me a ring...this guy had me believe we actually were gonna spend the rest of our lives together. I went away for the summer and we still talked none-stop and then he started talking to his ex gf and he started having feelings for her again and so we "took a break" then somehow it turned into a break up. I dont know what I did wrong, and now we barly talk and he says hes in love with someother girl who already has a bf and doesnt love him back...I dont understand, he knows I still love him , or I least I hope he does, so he knows that if he ever feels alone I'll be here. But she doesnt love him so why cant he just stop trying so hard on here and give me another chance. I'm a different person now I have friends now and I do everything with them, not like when we dated I only had him and so we did everything together, but now I just want another chance. Is this bad for me thinking that I'm still in love with a guy that treats me like crap? Is it bad I cry about 3 times a day and probably cry about 4 out of the 7 days? Should I like see a shrink or somthing? Please help

become a productive member of society and stop your incoherent babbling
-hitler

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So Im really starting to develop a thing for a friend of mine, but it gets even worse than that. Im 18m shes 15f its not a huge difference but still. She also has a boyfriend putting me in an even tougher situation. Im also pretty sure she doesnt even think of me in anykind of romantic sense, even if she didnt have a bf. I really dont know what kind of advice to even ask for mostly im jsut venting and seeing what kind of comments/advice im gonna get.

find a girl thats of legal age and chase that. you are asking for trouble, not to mention statutory rape charges
-hitler

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I HATE MY MOMS BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every one thinks hes soooooooooo nice but theres just something about him i dont like hes hespanic but my boyfriend is hespanic so im not against hespanics and he was my moms teenage love. I just dont get it i hate him and i told my mom but shes like o shut up u never do anything for me. And that really hurt me. Im crying every night and i cant live with my dad cuz he is always traveling and i feel like dieing. She doesnt get it and my mom was always nice to me but now since she has been dating this guy. She is totally agaisnt me. Its not fair. He claims to "care" for me and my brother but i dont think its true. He thinks that my mom is going to marry him and she said it isnt true but i dont trust her. PLEASE HELP!!! I will rate 5

he is bad news. insticts usually indicate when bad shit is going down, so keep your undies in a locked drawer and check for cameras in your house.
-hitler

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my sisters planned a surprise party for my mom's birthday because she is turning 50! my sisters said i could bring a boy to it if i wanted. i really want to, but how would i ask him if he wanted to go?

by stabbing him, repeatedly.
-hitler

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I hate getting new people in my life. My Aunt and Uncle got devorced and now they are both getting remarried and i hate both of they're fiancees. My other aunt got remarried and i dont get along with my new uncle. My grandma and grandpa got divorced and my grandpa got remarried. I feel like my new grandma is trying to buy my love because she always gives me stuff when I go to see them. How can i be more accepting?

my daddy gave me this advice when I was young.
'would you rather be right, or live in peace?'
it doesn't apply, but, you could just sit back, crack open a beer, and realize that its not your problem and that you should flow with it.

-hitler

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