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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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I need help... well i am going out wit someone lets call him Jason! well anyways I really like Jason but I really love my old boyfreind lets call him Jon.. well me and Jon talk alot on the phone.. i loved him since we started goin out heck, ive liked him since i first saw him! lol .. well what I am asking is should i break up with "Jason" or stay with him.. I mean i like him and dont want to hurt him but I love Jon! I cant not think about him.. i dont kno I am so confused

get over your old boyfriend and stop screwing around.
-hitler

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One of my best friends (Lizzie) has been totally ditching me for this other chick (Amanda).. And it's starting to worry me, because Amanda is kind of bossy, and a bit of a whore.. Lizzie has always had self esteem issues and stuff, and i think Amanda is gonna end up hurting Lizzie.. And I'm also kind of hurt because Lizzie won't talk to me (Amanda and I hate eachother), and I really miss being friends. Any thoughts on what I should do?

tell your friend how you feel.
-hitler

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i went out wit this kid a while ago and we really liked eachother , cept he went to a different school so we didnt see eachother that much or talk in that case, and after a couple months we just decided to wait till the summer to go out so we can do stuff with eachother. then a couple months later he started liking my best friend and the two of them hit it off behind my back. but ya now i dont kno if he likes her anymore and i take it the summer plans are off, but i still like him alot and miss him, should i give it up or wat? help!

yes, I don't think you can change his mind.
-hitler

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Many religions believe that the world is going to end soon, and we are living our last days because of all the crime, hate, and everyone being open about their sexuality, what are your opinions on this?

hey, read "the dissolution of society" by Jack nagely, they're selling the last edition at Books-a-million for a dollar, it may help you catalog and arrange your thought patterns to better understand the dissolution that is approaching. a dissolution does not mean the end of civilization or humanity (unless the NATO alliance fails in the upcoming battle with the golden hegemony(china, north korea, etc.) or if the russians don't join the alliance. but you could look at the future in this way; most eastern religions believe that death just leads to a new form of life, so as this society breaks down, a new and hopefully better one shall emerge, unless W does something extremely foolish. unfortunatley for any western nationalist or complete asia-phobe, the chinese are looking to be pretty strong candidates for the building of the new world order. me, I intend to die before letting the Chicom's shock armies step foot on the western hemisphere.
semper fi, carry on.
-hitler
p.s.- we would be outnumbered nearly three to one even with NATO and the Rusians behind us, hopefully siberia does turn out to be the vast treasure chest of resources that it looks like, and that the russian economy can take the massive boost to improve her quality of life so that our former opponents can be strong allies in the defense of their motherland.

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Hey,
I need some make-up tips, I've always worn alot of make-up. I'm 21 if that helps and obviously female.

Extras;
I have a normal type of skin that tends to change to a little bit oiler in the summer and drier in the winter.

I have dark Asian eyes and I wouldn't mind opening them up a little.

I have small lips, I'm not intrested in making them look any bigger but I wouldn't turn down any tips on making them bigger.

Fire away the advice, ladies.


dang, you sound pretty. get some sparkly lip gloss of a light pinkish shade, one that doesn't come off when you rub it on stuff, don't get that lip liner shit though, its really trashy looking(that pencil stuff that makes you look like your mouth is encircled by a toothbrush mustache). accent your eyes with a moderate shade and try to bring attention to them.
you single?
-hitler
whats your screen name?
don't be shy, come on,
mine's the biblical yak

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Does anyone know any good music to geT? It can be old or new.

johnny cash.
hell yes.
-hitler.

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i have this boifriend that lives in different part of missouri!!well my cusion lives out there and i see him every weekend!!but he REALLY hot and all these gurls like him!!well he was over his friends house and my boifrinds brother was there and his brother called me and said that my boifrind was askin for lapdances,kissen on all these gurls's neck,and grabbi their boobs!!but my cusion said that i shouldnt trust my boifriends brother cuz hes jealous of me and his relationship and only wants me and him broke up!!should i trust my boifriend and these gurls??even my boifriends mom said i shouldnt trust his brother!!im so0o0o confused!!

xOx cOnFus3d!!
13/f/mo

you are thirteen, who gives a hoot?
not like you're going to be putting out anytime soon.
-hitler

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This boy that I really like broke up with his girlfriend. They've been going out since like 5th grade. When he broke up with her he told her he liked someone else (I know this because I know the girl's friends and they told me). I like him but I know the person he likes is not me. I just know it. I'm just really happy hes single now!!! What do I do??? I'm kinda shy so I dunni, I don't think i could talk to him.

move in like a lion and stake your claim.
-hitler

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Does anyone know of any fairly cheap but really great smelling perfumes I could buy????? Also tell me where to buy it please!!! Thanks

tommy.
-tommy hitlerfiger

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Ok...ive been seeing this guy for a couple of weeks and i love him with all my heart. Im only 14 but i know what love is. My mom said i cant see him that much. He lives about 30 min. away from me so i want to see him as much as possible. I walked out on her a few minutes ago and i dont intend to go home tonight. I dont really know what to do because she thinks im to young to be in love and i cant get her to understand that i really do love him. What should i do??

calm the hell down and pray to the almighty creator that she doesn't thrash the crap out of you when you do get home.

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ok i like this guy in my high school he is super cute and got a super nice body but the thing is i dont even konw that im exist im 10th grade and he is 12th grade i want him to like me but i dont konw what to do also i dont want my friend or other ppl to konw that i want to be with him

ps: he got alot girl around him

ask him out, who cares, be cocky and step up to the plate like you own him. he'll probably like it.
-hitler

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Hey, i'm a 15 year old black girl and at my high school if your a certain color, you are expected to like certain things and listen to a certain type of music.Well i'm not like that i listen to "other" music.And when i say other music i mean stuff liken green day and maroon5 and stuff like that.Also some of the stuff that my caucasion friends talk about i can identify with and some of the more preppy clothes they wear i like.i'm afraid to tell my friends this because i am afriad of their reactions.what should i do?

who gives a damn, do whatever you want to do. if anybody says that you dress like a cracker or something equally rude, just say that at least you don't dress like a drug dealing low-life.
have fun!
-hitler

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ok i know im really skinny, but i cant help it! i eat like a fucking dinosour and i still weigh only 70 pounds at 13! i was wasndering if there is ANYTHING for me to get guys to like me. i think that im to skinny and thats why guys dont like me, but i do like guys and not a single one is interested in me! i think im pretty all but my weight, i have white strieght teeth, blonde hair, no pimples and i have big green eyes, but what the hell is with my weight? i mean is that why guys show no interest?!?! please help me. people who give me nice answers i rate 5s!

well darlin, you should go down to GNC and pick up some weight gain shakes and try to eat massive amounts of carbohydrates. at the same time, you should try to work out alot. you don't need to gain too much weight, so gain about 5-10% body fat percentage and build up some muscle mass to back it up. keep fit and healthy, try not to gain too much too fast.
-hitler

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i think that he likes another girl and i asked him and he said he dosent but i still think he does what should i do?

why?
-hitler

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My GF and i have been together for 8 months now and every once in a while she will get kinda upset at what i do sometimes but we always work it out. there are somthings that she does that bothers me too but i never bring it up i always ignore it, do you think i should bring it up or not? i need some help

keep picking your battles, thats the key to a successful relationship. would you rather be right or live in peace?
-hitler

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Hi Does anyone know any sites that have LiveJournal layouts? thanks for all your help.

do you ever have that nagging urge to kill?
well, uh, neither do I,.... uh, what was the question? oh yeah, this hot broad at school has one of those web thingys and some sick fuck in oklahoma fell in love with her picture and drove all the way over here to propose to her, it was funny as hell when the cops pulled up and arrested him, yeah, well thats what I have to say, it was totally irrelevant, but, well, I love you..
-hitler

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oh well my friend has this really great boyfriend. and i think i might be jelous..but i dont know. she knows that i thinks hes cute/hot and i promised her i would never go out with him jsut for her. but im knida jelouse of her. what can i do? thanks!

find your own slab of meat.
-hitler

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okay so I've been dating this guy for like well 2 weeks and i care for him with all my heart! and i think it might even b love! and i kno that he feels the same way i mean he tells me everyday how much he cares for me and stuff so im hoping he means it! well today my best friend just told me a bunch of stuff that i think is totally wrong about my bf like that he does drugs! and that he still is in love with his X! and ive talked to him about all this b4 and he told me that he would never do drugs and he loves me more that n e one! but then again most guys would say that right? so please help me! i dont know who to beleive

she is just being a carrion eating vulture, knife her.
-hitler

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im 13 and ive never had my period but ive ad the white stuff that comes before it for like 2 years. is this normal? and how long after the white stuff does your period come? thanks a lot.

no, thats just messed up. call a doctor
-hitler

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i am a 17/m and i really want to do something sweet for mine and my girlfriends anniversary. i already have a dinner planned out but i want it to be more sexual. I am not a virgin and i know she isnt either but i want to know things that girls like guys to do to them, even sex if thats what girls like. Thnx, i rate high

go down on her, theres a manual for it, just type cunnilingus into ask jeeves and it will pop up. take notes and have fun
-hitler

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