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how do you make yourself throw up? like i know you stick your finger down your throat but like ive tried that and it doesn't really work..like is there a cerant way to stick it down or anything..I'm not bulimic or anything I didn't feel good and i ate something and i felt like i had to throw up and i couldn't so i tried to make myself but it didn't work..thanks

have you tryed hitting the back of your throat because my friend has done it before i havent tryed it but just try hitting the back of your throat like behind the dangly thingy

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Does it hurt? It looks like it does...also does that nasty stuff come out of the hole??

and if your a guy--do you like it when girls get it pierced?

thanks

well its great if you have a boyfriend but it has to be in your or his style because to your parents its a bad idea for a guy you dont see a girls belly button too much so just get the right one that your "man" likes and youll be fine

i should know im a guy

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People always ask me what my name is... what should i tell them?

i just say my name is quincy but its really not gonna tell you but just make up a name to get a kick out of it but if someone tells what your name is just make a good name

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my mother is very unhappy about her figure and she wishes to hide it. Are there any specific colors she can wear to make her look thinner? If So Please HELP!! Shes always so unhappy. Thanks!!

its not colors if you want to look thin its more stripes like up and down not colors any color if you were talking colors try and extrem colors to get people notcie her so try extrem colors or stipes

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do guys like it if girls ask them to dance or go out w/ them...ive always wondered. or does the guy have to do it all?

well ima guy and well its ok sometimes because when guys ask and get rejected they comeback to their friends and get humliated but if a girl asks them they dont have to know about it. And its just weird to have a girl come up to you and ask you to dance its just being a gentlewoman which just isnt ok just you can do it sometimes but not alwaysso i hope i helped being a guy and all.

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I'm about 5'2 and weigh around 95 lbs..but everyone tells me im really skinny. How much should i weigh if im 5'2?

well your the right weight you may look skinny but the weight is else where i was about that weight and i was fine so yeah you are the right weight

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im in 8th grade (13 / female) and well in my gym class this year i have like no one to talk to.. there's the popular girls that somehow have the same class together .. the unpopulars, the geeks, the preps, and some of the jocks, and then there's me .. i dont really fit in to any of those categories (i guess i`m just average) .. well heres the real problem i actually do have a friend in my class, lets call her Monica but she doesnt even look at me, I guess shes embarassed to be seen with me or something cuz the whole class long she hangs out with this girl lets call her Jessica. And well when they hang out together their like all BFF and they really kinda arent .. anyways should i tell Monica or not ( like she knows i want to switch classes but i never told her why) . .what should i do ?

p.s. sorry its so long and kind of confusing

im average also and i try to make as many friends as possible and if she doesnt look at you just start talking to the person next you if the doesnt work switch classes

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I have a crush on a teacher of mine and I can't get over him. What should I do?

well how i got over a girl i liked was saying outloud i have no chance over over agian i really helped me try it it really works

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hey my best friend is acting weird and i think she ie jelous that i am hangin out with one of my old friends b/c he old group of friends are bein mean to he and ignore her now and i try to talk to both but my b/f is never their when something happens so wen me and my other friend are talk about it i think she feals left out b/c she dosn't no wuts goin on wut should i do???

i would just ask her to hangout with you and your old friends become friends fill her in she needs to know ok?

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im moving from fresno texas to birmingham MI, its a wealthy suburb of detroit. im losing my mind because im so scared. i HATE the cold and i won't know anyone. does anyone live there or close to it? can u tell me how it is in the winter and stuff like that? thanks.

i live in minnesota and it gets cold and its supposed to be really cold pants snow pants if your going to play in the snow oh yeah snow is cold if you have never touched it its a good experience and youll make friends everyone does so yeah its no problem just wear warm clothing at your bus stop.

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I have a 6 month old beagle and he bites me all the time..and only me and sometimes my mom but not my dad or brother..he never used to to this! It started about a few weeks ago and I don't think he's mad because half the time he's around me and happy..and then the other half he just starts chewing on me and I tell him to stop and I move away and he get's even more mad! I don't know what to do it really bothers me and it hurts! I know he's not teething because he's past that age and he chews his toys too. If I try to stop and disiplin him he doesn't listen..but he listens to everyone else in my family! Please help! I'll rate high..thanks!!

i yelled at my dog sent him outside and i come back about 20 mins later and if he bites you agian repeat my instructions.

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i dont know what to put this under but oh well, i like reading alot... and i have 8 or so new books upstairs in my bedroom i havent read. To you that might sound like a lot of books but beleive me they go by fast... and so recently my family has been broke... i mean like dead broke $5.00 broke! and when i finish all those books i think instead of buying books im just gonna go to the library... but i want to know some names of REALLY good books!!
Thanks! I rate
Amber
(shanberca)

have you ever read the white mountian series if you like reading youll like these

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I'm one of the very few people that are blessed with a hard to buy for boyfriend. I'm sure you've already guessed what my question is. What the heck do I buy for him for Christmas? I've spent countless hours pondering over the subject. This past week we went shopping. We were at Sam Goody when he found these extremely rare Linkin Park cd's. He and I are both very big fans of Linkin Park. Anyway, he didn't have quite enough money to buy them. So, I offered to buy them for Christmas. He refused. He has Linkin Park shirts, Linkin Park hoodies, shoes, almost every Linkin Park cd imaginable. He likes NCSU (Y'all from North Carolina know who) and the Carolina Hurricanes. He's an outdoorsy type person (he canoes, hikes, plays sports) as am I. Everything I've asked him about he either already has or refuses to let me buy it. So, what the heck am I supposed to do? Any ideas/suggestions would be GREATLY appreciated.

if he likes to fish get him some cool fish catching lures or you could get him some movies he likes or you could gte him those cds but he could have already bought them but try to give him something thoughtful.

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I have a friend,Megan which I have been practically sisters with my whole life. I've known her for 6 years and we basically grew up together. I also have this other friend,Kelsy, which I have known for about 4 or 5 years, and is also extremely close with me. Megan and Kelsy have also been close for years,too. Kelsy is starting not to like Megan anymore, due to a drunk night when Megan got with the guy that Kelsy liked. I know it was wrong, but I've known Megan for half my life and I can't just drop her like that. Kelsy might get mad if she knows that I still want to be friends with Megan, because everytime she says something about Megan, I always agree by saying I'm not talking to her anymore either. What are your opinions on this?

well what id do is to say to kelsy that there is more fish in the sea just tel her to get over it. its what id do if i were a girl.

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How do u get rid of stage fright? please help! I rate high! I have a play comming up soon and Im fine doing it with my class but im scared to do the play in front of the whole school and then in front of ever1's parents! PLEASE HELP

start with a small crowd and build up to the point when you are done with stage fright

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hi im gunna be a freshman next year and im thinkin of goin to either an all girls school, a private school or the public school in my small town. i've never had a bf and the private school has the guys outnumbering the girls in a 1-3 ratio. haha neways has neone ever switched schools and what wud u reccomend?

my problem is the same but i know kids who have switched and they got on fine they made friends so if you like education go to private school and if you like to party go to public school

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ok there are two girls... there is this one kind of a teensy bit cute girl at my school who likes me...but every1 thinks she is butt ugly.
there is also this hot girl who everyone thinks is ugly but i think she is rly nice and cute. i liked her in 5th grade but she didnt like me.
who should i like???

id go with one of them like the one that is nicer and less stuck up

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Our nice little group of friends is going through a bunch of crap. And, yes, I did in fact mean CRAP. The deal is simple. A lot of us have realized how extremely bad the school year has been going. We seem to be growing apart, and getting more and more agrivated with one another. The things is, we really really want to stay friends, but all of us want different things. Some of us wish that everything at school wasn't treated like one big joke, and need someone to talk to. Others wish things were like last year when we all were carefree and didn't have a worry in the world (meaning never did have serious conversations at school).

The biggest thing is that no one feels that they can talk to anyone. Everyone feels very alone this year. Especially because two of our friends moved away over the summer.

We want to have a good relationship with eachother, but are pretty much clueless on how to accomplish this goal. So, how can we bring our group back together?

Thanks

Well this has happened to my friends we like never got to gether enough all i have to say is break the silence talk more go shopping idk what girls do for fun but just get to gether more often dont feel seprerated just all of you go do something fun. tell jokes laugh a little more then after awhile you should feel more like bffs not just friends.

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