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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

Type correctly or go home. Yes, that is an ultimatum.



advice

Does anyone know any sites that are similar to Greatest Journal or Myspace?

www.livejournal.com

www.friendster.com

www.facebook.com

www.xanga.com

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i just got some wedges. the kind with the ribbon that you tie up the leg. i was just wondering, should the bow (after you tie it) go in the front or back of your leg? thanks.

Front. It looks better.

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how do you become an L2 moderator? just wondering, i rate 5's

You read the FAQ.

Seriously.

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is a tomato a fruit or veggie i need to know now !!!!

Fruit. :)

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I've been trying to model for some time now and I just cant find any modeling companies!!! do u know of any websites of good modeling companies???? i rate high!!!

Barbizon.

only search advicenators.com

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What are some really good quotes?? Thanks a bunch!

only search advicenators.com

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I really like this guy but hes 11 years older than me. yes i know its illegal but we really like each other. he said he would wait till im 18 to go out but if we like made out or anything would it be bad? i dont know what to do. i cant get over him....

Lil' Girl

So when you are 20, he'll be 31.

Personally, I don't want an old man. Once you're 18, not i wouldn't be bad. If you want to wait 7 years for this guy, then more power to you.

I cmopletely understand the feeling of not being able to get over someone, though, so follow your heart (once you turn 18).

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My boyfriend and I had a really big fight because I'm in band & he doesn't support me singing. He sayz I don't spend enough time with him when I'm always with the band and we only meet on weekendz anywayz. I broke up with him because he was being an ass about my dream & wouldn't understand how much I loved singing. So now I'm feeling really stupid cuz he loved me and I miss him. I'm starting to think he's more important than the band, but the band has alwayz been my dream for life! What should I do?
xoxo ~Sabrina~ xoxo

Band.

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I am an aspiring singer.
I was wondering if yu guys new any
producers emails or adresses?
So I could send in some of my music or something?

I highly suggest that you research how to get noticed.

You need an agent/manager who will send them in for you.

If you don't live in LA or NY, and can't travel there, don't waste your time.

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Hey my name is Ashley. Im 15 years old and i've been on the cheerleading squad for 3 years. But this year for tryouts we have to make up a 8 count dance. So i was wondering are there any ideas online possibly that will help me create a dance for cheerleading? Tryouts are next week so i need to put this together.. plezzzz help!!!!

Thanks a bunch!!!!!
Ashley

Well, I suggest watching the movie Bring It On, and using some of those moves and making your own dance.

Be sure to have straight everything!!

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Hey! I wear contacts and I have like -3.75 and -4.25 vision. I wanted to know if it was ever possible for your eyes to go back to normal....like get better again, so I don't have to wear contacts anymore. Please no websites! ♥

About 3 years ago, I had -3.75 in my left eye. Now, I have a -1.75 in my left eye. In about 2 years, I will no longer need vision correction.

I only have a perscription in my left eye.

For you, eventually, maybe you'll only have a perscription in one eye and just wear one contact.

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I have this really weird weight thing. Every day, I gain two pounds, lose it overnight, and gain the same two pounds back again during the day. Can anyone explain why this is????

Well, as you eat/drink, you gain weight, and overnight, as you don't eat, you lose this weight.

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i have written twenty something songs and believe they are actually really good and i love singing, playing guitar & piano... so i'm just wondering what are some ways i could record my music onto a cd that isn't extremely expensive and doesn't involve a recording studio and also what are some good ways to get my music discovered since i want to sing?

Please visit my column for a bunch of questions like these that I've answered.

I'm sorry that I don't have time to fully answer, and also, this way, you can choose what to read.

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hey, I have light brown hair, fair skin, and hazel eyes, and i want to start wearing a little eye make-up. Any suggestions?

Eyeliner and an eyeshadow (I use the $5 jumbo eyeliners from Sephora as eyeshadow) that has a little shimmer.

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When you talk about a play in a paper (for school) do you underline the name or do you put it in italics? Thank you!

Italics and underlines are equivalent.

You could do either, but not both.

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I got a blister on the top gum of my mouth now i'm getting another blister at the bottom gum listerine don't help it get rid of it, it just stops hurting for awhile.. what could this be a sign of? and how do i get rid of it? thanks

Salt water.

Brush your teeth better, or maybe switch how you brush your teeth.

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in a couple days, me and 2 of my friends are going to the beach. its supposed to be 60 degrees (around) and im trying to think of what to pack. i know its windy on the beach and it will be colder - do you think it will be warm enough to go in the ocean or wear shorts or bathing suits or stuff like that? will we be able to swim in the ocean, or just go in say up to our knees? ill rate 5s for good answers thanks

The water will probably be 40 degrees. Not exactly beach weather.I would take a ski jacket, boots, and sweats.

But then again, I'm always cold.

And I'm not being sarcastic.

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im having a bit of make up trouble. some people wear tons of makeup, and look really good, and some people just plain over do it. I know i dont over do it. sisnce i only put on:

lip gloss
foundation
concealer

& thats all. but i want to look pretty. without looking like some circus clown. and ideas on what to put on and how to do it? no web sites please :)

Well...

I don't suggest foundation all over.

What I do is I use foundation just to cover up any imperfections in my skin. Then, I add eyeliner, eyeshadow, and glitter and lip gloss (or sometimes chapstick) and I'm out the door. Any more, and it's clownlike.

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I'm 17 years old and i dropped out of school and i dont have a job and i reallly want one i aplied every where and no one has CALLED ME!! All i do is sit here al day getting yelled at by my mom because i dont have a job!! But im trying!! im so depressed im just here all day and we need money so bad were almost evicted ive gained so much weight since ive been home ive been in the hospital before for trying to kill myself and i have cut marks all over my body im about to jump over the EDGE!! and i have a physicall comming up and if my doctor see's those marks im right back at the psych ward:( how do i cover those marks??

I really need some advice thanx

I suggest finishing school.

After that, try kickboxing. It's exercise and it helps relieve stress.

Then, I suggest seeing a counselor and possibly taking antidepressants.

Don't cover up the marks. It won't help anybody.

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i definitley have that triceps jiggle going on..im pretty thin all over, but ive got the jiggle going on...any advice on how to seriuosly firm up without weights?

I would suggest yoga, cardio, and push-ups.

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