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i think my friend is going anerxic..
what are some signs they she might be? (link)
She doesn't eat. She starts to loose weight. She starts looking more pale and sickly. She's generally unhappy.


Well, I just got an acoustic guitar for Christmas, and it came with a book but I can't figure it out. I also tried looking online, but I can't find anything that's easy and that fits what I need to know. I need to know basicly the very, very basics. Like how to hold it, which string are supposed to be where and how they are supposed to sound, and other stuff along those lines. Can you help? (link)
www.wholenote.com


i go to a tanning salon before dances, and i've been going every other day for about 3 weeks. i've been using the same lotion for about 3 weeks also. i went tanning yesterday, and today i woke up with these little bumps all over my thighs and stomach. they aren't red, but they are itchy and you can feel them if you run your hand over my skin. i'm not sure what they are - is it sunpoisioning from tanning too often? or maybe im allergic to the lotion? but i used it all over my body and there are only bumps on my thighs and stomach. what could this be? (link)
Could be herpes. I heard you can catch it from sharing tanning beds.


I think french kissing is really gross.. the whole open mouth part. I wouldn't mind making out though even though I haven't done either of them. Do you have to french kiss before you can make out with a guy? And what exactly do you do when you make out with someone? Where do you put your hands? How do you know when the time is right to start using your tongue? Any advice? I rate 5s. (link)
Its the same thing first of all, no one really calls it french kissing anymore. Hands are a personal thing, put them where both you and them are comfortable. You'll just kind of feel when the time is right to start with the tounges.


hey
I was wondering, how come everyone all of a sudden hates preps?
Like my friends and I were at the movies tonight. And i hate labeling myself but im deffinetely in the prep catogory. And all these punk emo girls were mocking us and and following us saying " like omg im like such a prep like omg" And all this other stuff. MY friends thought they were jelous but i dont know. Does anyone know why everyone doesnt like preps? Like on myspace people are posting bulletins saying " Wow i hate preps" and all this other stuff. Im just being myself,and who i am.
Does anyone know? thanks (link)
I've always disliked preppy people simply because they have a tendency to act superior to everyone. They are generally uncaring and materialistic. They also tend to be less fun than other people because they have to keep up their preppy appearances and not do things that might make people think they're weird. Find me a prep who would go urban exploring and I might change my opinion. Hope this helps.


what does "pop your cherry mean"???? (link)
to lose your virginity. for some reason, someone decided to use a cherry to represent virginity. Not sure why you would "pop" a cherry though...


I dont have nothing to draw!!

Do u have anything that u can think of that i can draw ?
PLEASE dont say draw people. (link)
draw mutant cantaloupes


how long does resident evil 4 take to beat? (link)
It took me a couple of days off and on.


ok my youngest is 11 and he still sleeps with me. i have tried everything to get him in his own bed, but he just continues to sleep with me...any advice on how to get him sleeping alone in his own bed? (link)
rope


well i have been on advicenators for like 5 months now....and at first i only gave people advice..but then i started asking stuff and lately i ask a ton of questions and dont really answer as many as i used to...will my account get deleted because of that? (link)
No, cuz if all the people who asked questions got banned, there would be no questions to answer and the site would implode on itself.


ok so in november i got a puppy from the animal shelter...she was 19 weeks when we got her...she deffinately has terrier in her and we think beagle and maybe a little greyhound...but she bites like crazy and she is very wild...does anyone know like what we can do to train her...because we bought books but nothing has really helped... (link)
shock collar, or squirt it with a water bottle when it misbehaves



okay. since i cant let my computer have any viruses.

what will happen if i download limewire, download 10 songs or so and then uninstall it. then just install it whenever i need it.

im willing to do anything not to get a virus. because my mom said if i crash my computer one more time then i cant get it fixed anymore..
and walmart.com has nothing to chose from!

thanks.. (link)
if youre going to do that , just use torrents


Is it true that guys don't really like hand jobs? And that everytime they get a girl to give them a handjob, they are really just looking for a way to convince the girl to give him a blow job? (if that makes sense) (link)
Depends on the guy I guess. I know people who don't like blow jobs or hand jobs.


My sunday school teacher says it's wrong being a vegeterian.
Well... to my friend she showed scriptures and stuff sayign that it's wrong to be a vegetarian. and i'm like what's the heck.
so anyway i found a scripture that says it's okey being a vegetarian and that's a sin to be racist against people who are vegeterians.
So anyway I plan to debate this whole thing out.

Can you please give me some supporting vegetarians scriptures or a website which can tell me where to find a debate on this topic? (link)
Vegitarian isn't a race, therefore one cannot be racist towards vegetarians. It's not a sin to be vegetarian, but God did allow us to eat animals after the whole sin entering the world thing.


Im in 11th grade, and I have to do a project on "The Odyssey" it can be anything i want. Any suggestions? I want it to be really creative and original. (link)
Make a flash animation. Or you could write an epic poem from the point of view of one of odyseus' shipmates.


how would you define cheating??

kissing, sex, multiple relationships, etc etc??

i was juss curious.

thanks!! (link)
Well, it's not really what you consider cheating, it's what your partner thinks. If he/she thinks that you having lunch with a friend is cheating, then in their mind it's cheating. I would define cheating as any romantice action outside said person and mine's relationship.


Ever since my parents have said no games and no music the internet is boring. Starting my own website is boring. The only thing I can do online that I know of is update my blog so what can people do online besides gaming, chatting, and listening to music? (link)
Read the onion. forums, look at art, catch up on the news, learn about obscure subcultures. The sky is the limit.


ok i have writen before about me not wanting to be lesbians but i just cant help it. i like boys and everything its just that when i see a girl i look at her booty, her breast, her face, and i see how big her breast and nipples are compared to what i really like. i dont mean to but it is natural i guess. anyway how can i stop being lesbian and if i cant stop how do i find a girl that is my age in my area without everybody knowing? please help me!
i rate high for good answers!!1 (link)
your not a lezbian unless you go exclusivly to girls.


Popular guy, semi-nerdy girl. A year left in high school. Could we make this work or are we just fooling ourselves? (link)
Sounds good to me.


i was just wondering, how can you improve your singing voice. i know you dont have to be born with it and i know you dont like drink milk and drink waater but like idk i want to be a good singer but idk what to do? (link)
um sing alot.




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