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Q:
I've had sex before.. and I guess I wasn't so nervous about this issue because I was with my boyfriend for two years.. and comfortable around him...

but anyways, I'm single now.. and I'm about to hook up with a friend this weekend. I don't want to completely shave and seem like I haven't been through puberty because I hear shaving all the way freaks some guys out... but at the same time I don't want a lot of pubic hair..

I shaved a couple days ago, and I'm seeing him Thursday night, I mean.. I wanna make sure I have no stubble . . but I don't know how to exactly groom myself to make it look nice.. should I just let it grow in, shave my bikini line?

That way it's not too hairy.. but there's no stubble.

I don't know.. any advice would be appreciated.



He'll be happy just to get there. As long as it's not "outta control" you'll be fine.


The stigma these days is to shave it bald, but I'm telling you, if there was any va-jay-jay in the room with me right now, I wouldn't be answering questions on a website no matter what the hairstyle.

Q: Well I saw your advice column and I must say I liked what I saw. "full time jerk" which in my book means you don't sugarcoat your advice and that's how I like it.

So I have a amazing boyfriend. He's nice, sweet,and just great. But he's a little bit too good. I looked at his myspace (Not in a snoppy way.) Because I wanted to leave him a cute little comment. And to be honest I was curious to see what other comments people were leaving him. Comments from his friends, cousins, brothers, and uh oh some girls (no big deal) BUT they were flirty comments (which is a minor irritation) and one girl was even talking about meeting him somewhere (huge problem).

I confronted my boyfriend about it and he did not really deny it he just said "I aint doing nothing, I aint playing you, I told her I had a girl". So I eventually backed off and haven't went on his mysapce since. And yet, he still seems too good to be true. I trust him but I don't.

Am I overreacting or am I thinking too much? Do I have trust issues? Opinion, advice, something please.
You may be overreacting a little too much, it's natural because it is quite possible you have been hurt before in a similar relationship (or know someone who has)

Here's the deal... if he has something to hide, he would hide it, not leave it on his myspace page. That means he would want to get caught. So it is very possible he thought nothing of it. Don't take too much bad mojo if girls leave comments on his page, just be comfortable in knowing he's with you and not the other skanks.

That being said, don't be afraid to check his page (its public knowledge and other people obviously go there) and really talk about the people in both of your lives. If he's with you for the long haul, you should both know the people in each other's lives.

But remember, there are some things you should NEVER look at unless he lets you... those are: his bank account, his personal email, his cell phone, a journal (if he keeps one), and his mail. Looking at these without asking is a huge trust issue, but the myspace is just sitting for everyone to see, so go ahead and look, ask questions, and don't worry.

(PS you either trust someone or you don't, so if you cant shake that feeling after a while, you may want to consider dropping it altogether and save you both the hassle)

Q: hello everyone, im new here. heres my question/problem.

me and my girlfriend have been dating for about 3 months now, this is our 3rd time dating and its working out amazingly accept for a few issues. i have suspicions that she is cheating on me. she swears that she isnt and i believe her 100% cause she never had done that to me or anyone at least to my knowledge. but theres still my suspicions. she never lets me see her phone, she occasionally has added miles on her car, and she is always texting someone even when we are together. i have asked her about this and she tells me to stop being nosy and that i need to trust her, and i do. but my suspicions are still there. i just cant seem to get them outta my head. any advice is appreciated. thanks
If you suspect she is, then she probably is. (Tough break, but it's the truth)

So here's the deal, you say you trust her, but you went through her stuff, that is a huge breech of trust. But she obviously is hiding something anyway, so unless it's texting a slew of strippers to suprise you for an upcoming birthday, it's probably something sinister.

If she is telling you to drop it, she obviously isnt comfortable with sharing her life with you, and you have your own reasons for suspicion.
Relationships are built on trust. Someone isnt being honest.

Here's my take... your 19, you got her you can get another one.

I would drop her, because chances are other people know what's up and the longer this goes on, the more of a chance you end up looking like the fool. And bro... you are a super spy detective with razor sharp insticts... you ain't no fool...

drop her like a bad habit, and find a dame worth your time.

Q: do guys think about other girls sexually even though there in love?
Yes.. of course we do. Men are more sight oriented than anything, and very visceral. And of course, girls do too.
It is strange isn't it?

I once met an old man who said, "the day I stop looking at pretty ladies is the day you can pull the sheet over my eyes, 'cause I don't want to live."

It doesnt mean he's not faithful, it just means he's normal. You can use this to your advantage though, by finding out what he finds attractive in other females and using that on your own list of talents... (rowr)

Q: okay, so i've been the best of friends with this guy name Caleb for about three years now.
i've always had feelings for him, but that's besides the point. He's a virgin, never done anything and well, his girlfriend on the otherhand, is a differnt story.
She's done it all, with several guys and he doesn't seem to care. at first he was just like whatever about her; and now he's telling me he's inlove with her. He's adorable and i'm happy for him, but he could do a lot better. she's a major whore, and he just can't get that through his head. she's just going to hurt him and he won't undertstaand that. any suggestions of me trying to talk him into breaking up with her before she hurts him?
There is no good answer for this.
Your friend is a teenage boy, and believe it or not, his girlfriends reputation probably has him kind of excited.
Sometimes we just pick the wrong people to date when we are young. But that's what youth is for, if she does hurt him, he will learn what to look out for in the future, his heart scars will make him a better boyfriend for someone else, and you will be the good friend to always lend him an ear.

Q: Hi, i'd really like a guy's oppinion...
Okay, so i've been dating this guy for 2 months and he cheated on me wen he was drunk wit his ex who's like obsessed with him. But, he told me that he wants to do sexual things with me but he woodnt force me to. I told him i wanna wait a while but sometimes i really dont want to wait. I don't want to tell him this because i don't want him to take advantage of it, because he got mad at me when we didn't do anythin when we had the chance. I really like him but i really don't want to seem like a whore or a slut if i do anything.
Here's my opinion. You don't list an age, so I will assume you are of age to do the deed.

#1 you say sometimes you really don't want to wait. Then don't...

BUT...
he cheated on you with his ex, it doesn't matter if he was drunk, he still cheated. That means he gets no say so in what YOU want.

If you want to have sex, go for it, send us pictures (jk), but dont do it on account of him because he lost favor with you when he cheated, the truth is, you might be better off with someone else. There are tons of guys out there who would be faithful to a girl who is hot to trot.

Q: i love my boyfrined so much but i feel that he doesn't call me much ,doesn't this mean he's not much interested in me ? jelp me please how can i tell him that this is making me crazy
You didn't leave too much information, but just by reading this I will make a guess.

#1 Just because he doesn't call you as much as he likes, doesn't mean he's not interested. Does he have other interests he was into before he got with you? A band, sports, an unhealty UFC addiction?

#2 How long have you guys been going out? Remember that if you just started, it is often difficult for single people to get into a new routine of adjusting to a partner, all of a sudden, their independence is being shared.

#3 I usually put people in two categories. Dog people and cat people. This doesn't mean you like one or the other, it means that some people behave like dogs (loyal, always want you around, love you no matter what) and some behave like cats (nice enough, but also like to do their own thing, often lost in their own world) It doesnt mean anything bad, you just have to learn what type he may be and adjust to it (remember you cant change people, so you have to decide if thats what you want)

Lastly if you want to tell him, just say something like, "Hey why dont you call me at 7 tonight? I'd like to hear how your day went and I'm usually stressed out by that time, it would be nice to talk with you"
In truth, you guys probably shouldnt call each other more than once a day. Communication is key to any relationship, but smothering can kill it

Q: When a guy goes to second base and is feeling your boobs, is he getting something out of it or doing it for you?
We love boobs. We are definitely getting something out of it. Since we were kids, We are taught that boobs are for girls, it's kind of like Pandora's box. And we always want what we are not supposed to have.

Let those girls fly

Q: hi im looking for a song when ur feeling pretty down n depressed
sorry if summink like this has been asked before, ( i am currently seraching to ssee if it has)
thanks
vikki
"cant seem to get it right today"- Joe Purdy

Q: Heres the deal.... my boyfriend just broke up with me and we had been going out for a little more than a year. This really hurt because he did not say exactly why. He was not perfect but I loved him. I need some advice on how to get through this because I am really hurting right now and could be use some support. What can I tell myself that will make me feel better?

It's heartbreak and you have a right to feel the way you do, dont let anyone tell you different. But here is how to make it better...
#1
People have a habit of remembering only the good times, but whenever you start missing him in that way, think of all the shitty things in your relationship, (there were some, you were dating for more than a year so there had to be some things that bugged you) Whenever you feel like you miss him, remember that time he insulted your friend or picked a fight with you.

#2
You are free. Being single isnt the worst thing in the world. You can flirt, stay out late, not check in with him, you can try new things, clubs, classes... hang out with your friends and not worry about what "he" thinks.

#3
The best way to cope is to live well. Think about how shitty you would feel if you ran into him in a few weeks and saw him doing well with another girl on his arm. Now turn the tables and picture what he will think when you are looking good living life possibly with someone else on your arm

#4
Don't worry about the loneliness. That is just your brain trying to fill the void. Give it time. Don't worry... you got him, you can get another one.

Q: Does anyone know a song about a girl who really likes a boy and he likes her too but neither of them will say anything?

Thanks.
"Girl Afraid" by the Smiths... fits your question PERFECT

Q: 1. How can you tell if a guy likes you in that way
2. How can you tell if he doesn't
Watch the way he talks to other girls.

If he flirts with you and no one else, talks to you, etc... it's a good chance he likes you.

If he flirts and talks to everyone, it might just be his personality.

If he is shy and aloof with everyone, he may still like you, but you may have to initiate conversation.

If he skips over you in a group of people conversing, keeps his answers polite but short, and excuses himself quickly from your presence, then you have a pretty good chance of him not being interested

Q: Hello. My name is Bobby, I`m 32 and from London. I no longer want to live. I am not in an irrational state of mind and niether do I suffer from a debilitating mental illness. I obviously have issues but I have a fire in my heart and I strongly believe death is the only solution for me in order to exorcise this pain. Yes I am sad and lonely and have no friends and have debts and have little money and no prospects but I do not want anything anymore. Death has become a beautiful dream for me and all I want from the almighty is death. If people in physical pain are sometimes allowed to die (euthanasia) then why can someone in extreme emotional pain not be allowed to do the same. My pain is too great and too deep to be simply diagnosed and treated via therapy or drugs or a combination of the 2. My pain has paralysed me emotionally and has left me a pathetic and useless wreck. I must have the same rights to die as someone in physical pain. I don`t want attention and niether do I want to be celebrated (I`m a nobody after all) so this is not a plea for help or some pathetic attention seeking rant. I genuinely want to die. If society can accept the self-death of someone in physical pain then why can it not accept the death of someone in emotional pain. Who`s to say my pain is not equal or greater than that someone?
make a list of everything you ever wanted to do.

100 things.
Do them. Don't even consider suicide until you do. After you do those things, you will have made your world a better place for yourself and others. It will help you find purpose and meaning.

And please see a profesional about this. No one on this site is really qualified to help

Q: okay so i told this kid i wanted to get to know him and he was all ya i agree, and he came over n we chilled and kissed and stuff and the other day he was like what do yu wanna do and i was like idc blah and then hes like ne suggestions and then some other stuff then he was like well sex would be nice but like a movie or something and i got pissed and he ws all im jk even tho it rlly didnt sound it and he always asks if my parents r gunna be home, so i already kinda figured that he also said he wasn't sure if he was ready for a relationship right now when i was like all u want is sex..and today he texted me and was like idk why you got so mad i was just kidding and asked if we would ever chill again and i was like as o now no bye am i overreacting or am i being logical
He wanted sex.

He's a guy, and even though we have the best intentions (he probably thinks you really are a cool chick) There is just something about a girl with no parents home a teenage boy always thinks about.

That doesnt mean he's a jerk. That means he's a normal teenage boy. When he gets older he will be able to be more sauve about it, but for now, he will just throw it out there and then backtrack his suggestion when you shoot him down.


Q: This girl and i have been hanging out for awhile and she is pregnant and we are just friends but now we are alittle more than friends but she has mood swings bad and makes me want to cut and run but i dont want to be like the other guys in her life i like her but im lost. i mean its not like she has a kid thats easy to deal with but she has one in her belly which makes everything complicated. im just not sure if its worth sticking around i want to but not sure if she's actually ready to have another guy in her life.
This really depends on your age.

Kids can be awesome. But a baby takes work. Things are never going to be the same for her no matter what you choose. As of now (I am assuming the baby isn't yours) you have no responsibilities, so you have to make the choice.

If you are worried about her mood swings, ask yourself if that is the same with every girl, or just her.

The fact is, she is going to need someone to lean on real soon. Whether it's a lover or a friend. You can be the stand up guy and prove to her you are THE man for her if you want, but be warned, you will take the role of a father figure at some point. Ask yourself if you are ready for that.
Kids are great. They throw shit, make you laugh, and make life bearable... but they also make you lose sleep. Some people think that is worth it.

Q: Ok so this is going to sound weird, but it was an expirament.. I made a fake myspace with a drop dead gorgous girl. I added kids in my town and made up some story about me possibly moving there. Well I did this to see what guys want in girls. Well, I act the EXACT same way to them. Like I talk the same way and everything. No denying this girl in muchh more beautiful, by the way. Yet the boys I can't even get to talk to me, are like obsessed with "Jen" who's really me.. So in a way they really like me, just do not know it.
My question here is, why do boys base it all on looks? Honestly, if I looked like her I would no doubt have a boyfriend and be happier with life. Yet I'm the same way both peopleee. Uggggh, I don't know what to like think. I want to so badly leave my town so I can get a fresh start, cause now I know all guys care about is looks.
Is that true? Is that all guys want. A girl with looks?
That's not all they want.
But remember, this was an experiment on myspace which is totally a superficial gig.

The reason they are obsessed is because something caught there eye right away. (This fake picture) But the more they talk to her, the more they like the personality, so she has more substance.

My advice? Not to look for dudes on myspace. IT's a meat market anyway. You already know you have the personality to make them dig you, so go look for them in real life. (Go to places that you like, record stores, book stores, clubs, etc and wow them with yourself.) Then you both now what you're getting into

Q: i dont know what to do. i really like this guy but he has a gf named Kayla and i have my 1st hour with him and we play around and giggle and he tickles me sumtimes. but he gave me a ride home one day(the first time) and he asked for me to give him head. and i told him no but since then he has been acting differ but he says he still likes me and that it was juss a reason for him to break up with his gf to be with me.
but then he wrote me a note 2 days ago saying that he doesnt know about if we would work out cause he thinks im not over my ex but yet im COMPLETELY over him. i REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLy like him alot still.

what should i do?

-->AShlEY(:
He's playing you. He wants his cake and to eat it too.
If he was looking for a reason to break up with his girlfriend, he should just break up with her.
You don't want to be with a guy who will cheat on his girl to be with you, because the day may come when you are the girl getting cheated on.


Q: if a sophomore girl dates a freshman guy, is that weird?

cause i like this freshman guy and hes 6 months younger than me

so blahh. help?
Hell no, when I was a freshmen back in the day, a Junior chick asked me out, it catapulted me to stardom, and we had a good time.

Q: hey. well I have this crush on this kid and we have been talking and stuff. he's is totally nice and so my type. but he sort of has a girlfriend but they have only been dating for a week. I would never think of cheating but I really don't know if he even likes me or not. he's told me like twice that he thinks I'm cute. and he also said if he didn't have a girlfriend then he would ask me to hangout. and I asked him the other day if he was snowboarder because I snowboard and he said he doesn't but then he said maybe you can teach me sometime. and I was so excited and the more we talk the more I like him and the more he seems like a real guy. I just don't know if he likes me or not and I just don't know what he wants out of this. so if you could help me out on what he's like not telling me or if he's leading me on or just any advice on this situation, anything is good? HELP!!!!! me please
It means he likes you.
He is toying with the idea of being with you.
He still flirts and talks to you, he has dropped you hints...
You have to decide what you want to do with that though.
If you offer to teach him to snowboard, make sure you ask him if his girlfriend doesn't mind.
Your goal is to keep being the cool cute girl he keeps talking to.

Here's the situation. Right now you are in the friend zone. The next time he mentions that he would ask you out, drop the hint that you would defintiely say yes if he were single.
That puts the power of desicion in his hands.

You will want him to break up with her BEFORE the two of you get romantic. Because if he shows the will to see you on the side, that means he is not capable of making a choice.

Q: I'm 15 (a sophomore in HS), and I have never really dated anyone. It's not that i don't like guys (i'm a girl if you couldn't tell), because i have in the past, but they just never seem into me. I mean i don't think I'm ugly or anything of that sort, and i have guy friends, so i'm not socially awkward. Am i being very paranoid, or is this common (or both?)?
Your totally cool, your 15 so no worries.
Continue not being socially awkward, continue to hang out with groups of friends, don't live life in front of a TV or a computer and you will meet tons of people and eventually fall into this little relationship dance everyone is getting in.

Dont worry, your first date is like killing a man, the first one is awkward, but it gets easier

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