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I joined this site when I was very young (hence the ridiculous username) but now I feel I'mn old enough to give out advice.

Ask me anytime. I have had my fair shares of family issues, as well as good at solving relationship problems.

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i wanna learn some cool card tricks. if anyone could give me websites with step by step card tricks i would be really be happy. thanks

http://f4bscale.worldonline.co.uk/cardmagi.htm

Thats a good site, You can learn easy/middle/hard tricks

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Isn't annoying when people type in run-on sentences and don't punctuate? It makes the question/statement difficult to understand and read. I can understand when people sometimes misspell words; but I hate when people don't even attempt at making themselves seem somewhat intelligent. It is bothersome when people type a response or question like its a text message. No, I'm not an English teacher if you're wondering. I am a sixteen year old female that is in high school.

I agree but what annoys me is that I was banned for three days for using "text" language like Laugh Out Loud - even though the "question-ner" has used short words themselves!- so they obviously understand it!

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ok, i need help before 8:30, people. if you can help me, God bless you! My mom rented out a dress that's humoungous! and i have to wear it tonight to a party at my school whether i like it or not because she said so. But, i really don't wanna wear that! please give me ideas. talking to her won't help because i already tried that. please let me know. thank you

say you've had a change of plans and say your gonna meet your mate at her house to do makeup and stuff and say your sleeping over.when you get there change into something else and a friends old dress.and because your sleeping over, she won't know you werent wearing it.The only prob is you have to wear it all the way till you reach your mates house!

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can some one please help me find a cute top for these shoes ? http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=442&itemID=45970&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=

i have NO IDEA where to look,i love them but i dont want to buy them if they dont match with anything i have! jeans would be a help to,like the color. links are really what im looking for. thanks!

I found some stuff to match it - i got carried away!

This top

http://www.arsenicfashions.com/index.html?http://www.arsenicfashions.com/apppolkadottop.html


This a weird 60's top that I think you won't consider


http://www.craftersvision.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SPC-0003

Classy Bag

http://www.etsy.com/view_item_sold_anon.php?listing_id=35135&transaction_id=33879

Expensive!!!designer dress/top really nice


http://store.wheelsanddollbaby.com/default.cfm?page=detail&productid=17428&


Ribbon for you hair

http://www.craftersvision.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SPC-0003

Hoped it helped, I live in the uk so it was hard to find amercian sites!!Some of these are ok some are a bit weird what I found!

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15/f. i got my formal dress and i ordered it online. well it fits except it is a little short. so i tried it on with leggings and it looks cute, but i'm afraid that now it isn't dressy enough. the dance is a holiday winter formal and everybody gets all dressed up. here are two pictures and i'd like your opinion (guys & girls) on which way i should wear the dress.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9889/dressnoleggingsqw5.jpg


http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1583/dressdm2.jpg

THANKS!!!

Wow you have great legs!Don't wear the leggings its to much black and you have fantastic legs - definatly no leggings

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I sit next to two really annoying kids, what should I do?

I hate them, but I don't want confrontation.

Ask to be moved and just ignore them - don't let them get the better of you and don't let them know you are annoyed - otherwise they will REALLY annoy you

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Iam 17 years old and i babysit my niece and my nephew every saturday from 3:00pm until 10:00pm and all we do is color and watch movies and iam pretty sure they get tired of it sometimes i read them stories but iam running out of ideas.cheyanne(girl is 5)kaligha is 3)and iam running out of activities for them to do please help me.


Board games

Take them to the park.

some braclet or windchime making set ChECK this SITE OUT for a dora the explore cheap set
http://adams.co.uk/shop/product/products_id/1672.html

Cake making, find little groovy chick and barbie cake making stuff in sainsburys.

Take them to the libary, some local libaries have things on for kids!

Take them swimming!

Hope I helped

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I had this boyfriend once and he asked me out. By the way i am 13 if that helps....anyways..i said yes so we went out for a week but i never really had fun with him. All my friends have boyfriends and talk to them on the phone and invite them places and i dont think anybody is cute in our school. I dont know if i am just not into boys yet or not because whenever i say i am not into boys yet they just look at me like i am a baby or not mature or something...please help?

I am 13 and feel EXACTLY the same way.my mates will slobber all over some boys and are like "oh my god there he is".It's perfectly fine not to be into them at the moment.The thing with me and it may be the same with you is that I am quite mature for my age and the boys I know are like.. so babyish so if I was ever to be into the someone it will be someone older but because I don't know anyne older, I just don't seem to be into anyone.Your fine and it's fine not to be into boys at this age.Also if you are a slow developer you hormones havn't kicked in yet to make you feel as if you like someone

Glad it helped

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im 14/f and i only have like 1 or 2 families that i babysit for like once every 2 months
how do i get more jobs?

Get them to recommend you to toher families,
send up flyers or even make your own site

Or maybe get a paper round or sweep up hair in a hairdressers

Hope it helped

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Any one know any good friendship qoutes they can send me?

http://www.friendship.com.au/quotes/quofri.html
those ones are said by some famous people (not like britney spears or girls aloud but some other dudes)


http://www.expage.com/page/snowmonkey4/
(Motherley pep talk ones)

http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm
(different vairetys)

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who sings the song 500 miles of you could tell me that would be great

well there are loads of songs with that title but my answer is it's by Down Law and to watch the video go to www.videocodezone.com or http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/d/down_law/500_miles.html

Hope this helped, it might not be the right one.

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I'm 16 and a mother of a little baby. I think he may be teething. What do you think is the best way to relieve the pain? Besides like teething rings.

The medicine nurofen - they have a childrens one and it is really effective

or get some bonjela teething gel on this site
http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/product_1944_bonjela-teething-gel-15g.html?ctopt=awin

Hope I helped , good luck with the baby

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i know its not possible to loose alot of weight in a week, but i want to loose as much weight as i can by halloween. i mean like 5 pounds i guess. what should i eat and about how many sit ups and all should i do a day? i mostly want to loose it in my arms and stomach.

Drinking water and eating soup works , dont do it for breakfast,lunch and dinner.Just eat it for lunch, have a smoothie for breakfast and a salad with chicken for dinner!Just do some situps - do as many as you can until you feel tired!

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I'm freaking out about this. One of my friends, who is a guy, is smoking (I don't know how long he's been smoking, though). I found that out about one minute ago. He's way too young to be smoking and I'm really worried about him. Should I tell someone or what?

Don't go behind his back and tell someone - not yet anyway.Tell how you feel and ask him if he could give it up -at least try or cut down.But if he starts getting all funny and "arsey" then I think thats when you should be telling his parents, your his friend and if he isnt listening to you he probarbly have to listen to his parents because as most of us know, parents will be pushy.

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so im making a sn and im in 9th grade and i have NO idea what it should bee!

heres a little about mee:

i go by sam, sammy anything of the sort

im a girlyish girl

my fave. color is pink.

[im not really big on things like princess, queen, ect.]

XxXx's are good

same w/ xo xo

I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVERRR IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUTT!!

OK heres a few

Galyksam

xx-PinkerbelleXsammy-xx
xx-þïñkêr�êllê�§åmm¥-xx

SassySam
§å§§¥§åm

oxo-mIzZxSammie-oxo
�hxxxx§�xxxx§åm

Mizz Sammie
Mïzz§åmm¥



To text change these like I did go to www.carrielynnesworld.com

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why do guys look at my mouth while i talk to them sometimes??

14/f

It means that they want to kiss you and whilst they are talking to you- there fantasing about your lips and stuff

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I'm a cheerleader and I have to participate in these themes that we do at school each week for our footbal team. Well this week it is celebrity day...So me and my friend want to be two celebrities that are friends but we don't now who to be besides Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie but a lot of people were doing them...so does anybody know who we can do?

Hiliary and Hayley duff - their sisters!
or maybe go for two girls from girls aloud!!
Hope it helped

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okk...so i'm a Christian and i know the Bible says not to like go out with the same sex..and stuff but i like another girl and i don't know how this happened!!!! Soo..I'm not a lesbian i only like one girl am I gonna go to hell or anything??

If you like another girl - you are kind of a lez but the important thing is even if it is against our gods ways, he will still love an forgive you.I am christain and we all know that going to confession is the only way

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How do i know if I'm a lesbian? i have a really close friend who's a lesbian, and I know she likes me because she kissed me one. Then I kinda freaked out because I was so sure I couldn't be a lesbian. But now my boyfriend and I broke up and I'm really attracted to her. Like, I am a slut, I'll admit it, but lately i am not into the guys. They are so boring. Maybe I'm just looking for something new and different? All i know for sure is that lately I suddenly get the urges to do sexual things to my friend. grab her boobs, touch her pussy, whatever. So, I guess I'm a lesbian. I just don't seem to like guys anymore much, if at all.

I just think you've got bored and want some sexual
attention.I think you should basically get together and see how you feel, this may help you realise who you really are.Have a sexual moment with her will help you see who you are - if your enjoying it - your proberbly a lez.

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im 13/f and 135 lbs. i want to lose a few inches in my stomach and thieghs. also i would like to lose about 10 lbs too. if anyone knows how to help me, plz tell me. also i amplaying basket ball this eason until febuary. ty!

I dont know what 135 lbs is but i weigh 6st 8 or 44kg pounds, this is under weight(im 13/f).I had a huge dieting problem - totally starving my self and in a week lost 4pounds.But i found out cutting back helped me lose weight and fill me up.It's really unhealthy to starve yourself - because I did this for many months I still havnt reached puberty yet.To lose weight just exercise , I do dance 7hrs a week.I have puppy fat n my tummy but sit ups help and for my thighs - running and dancing,
whatever you do dont starve yourself ok?
Jusr keep on exercising!
r8 it

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