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♥[?]♥ i need the lyrics to this song... i'm not sure what the name of it is... or who sings it... all i know is that somewhere in the song it says "I want my moustache to grow, but only on one side!" and also "we're gonna live forever in this house" and something about going into a bathroom and coming out a man or some crazy stuff lol. oh and something about not wanting to go to China... its an odd song. and the name of the song has NOTHING to do with the song itself.. its mostly rambling..and i love it but i can't find it lol

http://www.lyricsspot.com/song.php?s=69062 (=

♥[?]♥ Is it true that mascara makes your eyelashes fall out? If so how do you prevent it?

Thanks =)

I've heard this, but I've never experienced this. Actually, what I've heard is that if you put multiple layers on at once they will fall out. Well, that's the only way I'll do mine, and I've never experienced this. You could try searching on Google and AskJeeves to see what you come up with, but you'll most like wind up with forums, not facts. If you're that desperate for opinions, it might be worth a shot. I just think it to be nonsense. People get one 'winky', and it's the crisis of the week...

♥[?]♥ Does anyone kno any good sites to get myspace layouts?

Well, if you'd prefer a premade layout, check out:
- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/MYSPACELAY0UTSXD
- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
- http://www.xanga.com/MyHawtSpace_LayOuts
- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts
- http://www.myspace.com/hey_lyts
- http://www.myspace.com/x_dollfacelayouts

However, if you'd like to make your own, try:
- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm
- http://www.stylemyspace.com
- http://www.chasebadkids.net
- http://www.pimpmymyspace.com

♥[?]♥ any good emo quotes??

You're bound to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Haha I had no clue what category this should of gone under, so I picked randomly.

Anyway.. I am 14 and a girl and I was wondering.. how many people shave(or wax or ect) their arms? Should i shave mine? I feel like my arms have light colored hair (blonde) but the seem hairy to me. I read in a magazine something about shaving arms, but should I? Would it be weird or would it be weird if I didnt?

Shaving your arms is a risky thing, even if you only give it a trial run once. The hair will grow back thicker, so if you think you have problems now.. just wait. I really wouldn't suggest shaving your arms. I'm hoping that you do of course know that it's natural to have arm hair, right? You're only human, but I do understand how it may be a bit of an embarrassment. What you might want to consider is ever so, ever so, ever so lightly taking a disposable razor and running it gentle on the arm. You don't even need to apply any pressure what so ever, just barely drag it across. This will thin the hair, not remove it. The hairs that have been shaved will grow in thicker, but it won't be noticeable, if you do it correctly.

♥[?]♥ How old do you have to be to work at blockbuster?
I looked on the website but couldn't find an answer. If it helps I live in San Diego, CA.
Thanks a bunch.

My brother is a manager at Blockbuster. He says all employees must be 18, no exceptions. And their reasoning for that varies from needeing someone who can work more flexible hours (since high school is usually no longer in the way) to being able to press bigger/different charges if you were to ever shoplift.

♥[?]♥ ok so what are some really cute love quotes.. or sweet ones...pllllllease. kthx.

♥[?]♥ can you break your vagina's hymen (sp..) by masturbating?

Yes.

♥[?]♥ what are y'all's opinions on today's lack of southern gentlemen in society?

I've never noticed this "lack" of "southern gentlemen", because I've never been exposed to their presence. Their accent, though. That's about as big of a bonus as one could get! (= (=

♥[?]♥ well im normally giving advice but i needed it to so i thought i should ask well anyway i no a lot of people think hickeys/love bites are stupid or old etc but i dont and my bf wants to give me on my neck and stuff i want one but i just wanted to no if it hurts some people say it does som say it dont i just want the truth please tell me thankies!!

It's not really painful, but sometimes it can be unpleasant. There's nothing unbearable about it, though. And once it's done, it's done. I've never experienced any lasting 'pain', whatsoever.

♥[?]♥ I`ve been very interested in wicca for a long time. I was wondering if anyone here new more about wicca or sites I could figure out more about wicca. I am very interested in becoming wiccan

♥[?]♥ can anyone tell me, how many calories a body burns with 100 sit-ups?

http://www.nutristrategy.com/activitylist4.htm

That is a terrific website which will tell you how many calories are burned doing various types of activities. (:

♥[?]♥ I have an account on myspace. About three weeks ago I went to log in and I got this error message:

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

I can do anything on the site as long as it doesnt involve logging in. On the other hand if I get on my mom's computer or any other computer there is no problem logging in. I emailed the tech support at myspace over a week ago and still havent heard back. Its driving me crazy. Please, anyone with any ideas, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

MySpace just does that every now and then. Actually, quite often. It's no problem on your end, it's MySpace that has the problem. No worries.

♥[?]♥ Ok so i asked this before but i need diff. quotes.. this time i need quotes like... just let me tell u my story. Alrighty so my boyfriend and I broke up 5 days ago. He looks like he already moved on he's flirting with other girls etc. And i act really happy in front of him so he doesn't see how much pain im really in. But i wonder if he feels pain 2? I just dont know what to do. But i was wondering if there were any quotes out there that have something to do with this situation or something like im goign to get over you but im always here if you want me or something.. cuz if he asked me back out i'd go out with him but i wanna make it look like i got over him. So anything like that.. Sry so long!

♥[?]♥ I was at the alnighter and this AWESOME song came on and I can't remember then name... erm it went like this....

I will SULK YOU SULK YOU Wear my arms around you I will sulk you sulk you My little HALO!!!!

k...yah lol I love this song it was awesome so yah...

It's called "Halo", by Soil.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/soil/127362.html

♥[?]♥ how can i upload a song from my file for a url?

The only sites I can think of the would help you here qouls be http://www.ripway.com and http://briefcase.yahoo.com

♥[?]♥ Do girls masturbate, because it seems like1 out of every 15 do. So if I was wondering if girls get grossed out by guys and or girls masturbating. I feel like asking my gf if she ever has [out of curiosity] but idk how...or is that too personal?

I really don't see the big deal with asking. If you're crossing the line, she will say so. And I'm not sure how you're coming up with your figures, but 1 out of 15 is definitely below accurate.

♥[?]♥ i got this pink green and white tote bag at aeropastale, and i was just wondering if it would look retarted if i used it with clothes that didnt match it. does it matter ? i mean, its just a bag, right?
thanks xo*

I usually try to match my bag with my outfit, if possible. Of course, truth be told, it's not always possible if you're living your life on any kind of a budget (which most everyone seems to be, myself included). If it's unworkable, it's unworkable. It's just a bag, and we can't be a fashion plate at all times. It's no big deal, don't stroke out over it. (=

♥[?]♥ wehn people go into my myspace profile, it takes them to a site called thyelite.com. how do i fix this?

That's going around. If you have various quizzes on your page, I would pinpoint them as your problem. It could also be an image on your comments, but the quiz idea is more likely. If you delete it, you'll probably notice it gone. At any rate, it seems like it's worth a shot.

♥[?]♥ ive always wanted to make-out with this boy. one day he asked me to. but i said no and just kissed him regularly. im so afriad that im not going to know how to do it, that everytime i get asked i deny it. i need serious help.
--confused

It's difficult to tell you HOW to make out, but I found a few websites that think they are capable of doing just that:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

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