hi i'm smelly good my mother gave that name to me as a baby. then off to the circus i went. now i go all over the world to
entertain people. life on the road is hard but i love it. my best friend is a girl with no legs so she has to walk on her hands.
i can talk to animals. it's a fun job. but sometimes very hard. after my mother gave me to circus people i never saw her
again. but thats ok because i love my new family. my mom is named mary she can pick things up with her eyes. my dads name is normon he really can't do anything. well the circus is calling the people are waiting i have to go.
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HELP!!!! i have horrible sunburn what do i do to make me feel beter i can't move i have been crying all day cause it hurts so bad i can't put clouths on unless i scream help me plez thanx (link)
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put alo sun burn cream on. the lotions green if that helps. and another thing you can do to make the pain kind of feel better take cold showers. thats what lady sun does . she is a lady in the circus that i know that stays out in the sun a lot. she gets sun burned a lot and this is what she does.
i hope i helped. good luck.
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What causes the ugly red spots that show up when you shave your legs and are there alllll the time? Its really gross and ugly looking.
Anyone got any advice on how to reduce the noticeability of them or even make them go away?
I tried lotion but.. that only lasts so long and definately doesnt make them GO AWAY.
Is it just irritated skin? (link)
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maybe it's just razor burn. you never know. or you can be allergic the shaveing cream. because thats what happened to my one friend that was useing this weird shaveing cream. i hope i helped! and good luck.
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When is the best time to start jogging, jump roping, biking, or whatever...after youve eaten or before? At night, before you go to sleep, or the morning when you wake up?
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well to keep in shape at the circus we go jogging and blah
blah blah in the morning and at night. just so we can get in shape and always feel a lot better. it is better to eat before you go jogging or whatever. because you don't want to pass
out from being hungry. i hope i helped.
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I have a grade 6 talent show coming up, and tryouts are tomorrow, i don't know what I should do! I stink at dancing and all my cd's have the voice on them, so i can't sing. What should I do? (link)
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well since i'm in the circus i might be able to tell you a few things you can do. throwing fire but if your not good at catching things maybe you sholdn't do it. magic tricks there always fun.jokes.
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Hey Smelly Good
What did you do in the circus?
You sound like fun.
&hearts (link)
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well i'm still in the circus. but since people wouldn't belive me about talking to animals they had to find me a more
interesting job. so they taught me how to stick knives and snakes and other very crazy and dangrous things down my throat. thank you for writing me a question dear.
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Ok so I'm a girl of East Indian decent and I have dark dark brown hair with red chunky streaks (they've faded to a coppery red) and these look nice on me but they -totally- clash with my prom dress which is a dusty rose pink and I'm not willing to screw that up.
My friend is also Indian and she got like blonde streaks and it ended up looking really washed out.
I figured blonde is the only colour I can go with my dress because I def. want my highlights to stand out a bit but I don't want my colour looking beige.
Any suggestions on what colour I should do? If I get my hair dyed honey or something, the pigmentation might make it copper...? (link)
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pink streaks would look good. because you have a pink dress,
it wouldn't even clash with your outfit.
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I have very oily hair. Thing is I wash it everyday, so I don't know why this is happening. Anybody have any ideas or ideas of products I can use to reduce the grease. Thx in advance & I promise to rate. (link)
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get ozy greasy hair. it works like a charm!
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I am 14 years old and haven't gotten my period yet. I am pretty sure all of my firends have gotten it by now. I am also one of the oldest out of my firends (cuz i was born in 91 and everyone else born in 92 but whatever) I play 3 sports and i am wondering of something is wrong with me? My mom got it when she was 16 but my sister got it when she was 11. (link)
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no there is nothing wrong with you. girls get their periods at diffrent times in their life. so don't worry. and periods kind of suckk so you should be happy that you haven't got it yet.
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alright kids, well my teeth are horribly yellow, like, becoming greenish on the top of them. i know this sounds totally sick but what can i do to change this. don't say go to a dentist because my parents keeps forgetting. so what are some things i can do on my own for this? (link)
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maybe you should try to brush your teeth. your teeth are a very important thing in your young little life. or maybe you should get those whiteing strips for your teeth.
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Hey Im making a CD to go with my friends birthday presents with a song by each of her fave bands, I listen to most of them but not Nirvana, can someone tell me the best Nirvana song in thier opinion....thanks xx (link)
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Poly is a good one. it's my favorite song by Nirvana. I'm not really sure why. But maybe it's because of when i was little it was my circus friends favorite song by them. but i don't know
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Okay...so I was on this site and it had like how too's! IT was sooooo weird...they said that you can use an iron (the one you use to iron clothes and smooth out) to straighten your hair. They say u can't use it often (i wouldn't try it) but does it work? (link)
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i don't think it would work out to well. It might burn your hair
up. I don't think it would be a very good idea to do it.
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like a lot of other people i have a bad habit of biting my nails. i ALWAYS do it! i like cna't stop. Can anyone give me advice on how i could stop?! I'll rate 5s! (link)
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everytime you bite your nails your eating dirt,maybe some of your poop you didn't get out under your nails,nasty gross
illness,and other really nasty things. you can get really sick from getting all this stuff in your mouth.
i hope i helped.
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Is it true that if you dont shower when you're sweaty or after a workout you get acne because the sweat clogs pores or something? j/w (link)
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no it is not true. you can go on any acne sight and it will say that it isn't true.
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I'm moving into a rental house and I was thinking I could REDECORATE!!! It sounds like fun but then its hard work. I dont know what style to choose but I dont want like "French, tropical, zebra print" or anything like that. What are some ways to redecorate? (In rental houses you cant paint the walls) Or a system that I could use for redecorating and moving things? Thanks for your creativity!!!! (link)
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you should put lots of posters and pictures and art on your walls. so they won't look so poopie. just get bright stuff and put it in your house. make it bright and very happy. because people don't want to walk into a sad looking house.
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My bedroom is white and boring. I've been thinking about redecorating it. mostly painting the walls. I just have no idea what color to paint it. My favorite colors are pink and black. I'd be scared to paint it black and plus, im not allowed. but im not sure if i wanna paint it pink. Please help.
What colors would you suggest to paint a bedroom.
I'll rate 5's for anyone that tries. (link)
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paint the walls purple or bright orange . it would look real
nice. but i think you should do each wall a diffrent color. such as pink,purple,orange,yellow,bright green. and other stuff. think about it hard. you want a bright and happy room. you don't want to mess up your room.
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I'm going to my best friends bat mitzpa. I'm wearing a black dress with a black purse, black open toed shoes, and possibly a little black makeup. Should I wear black stockings? I'm African-American and 5'5. If this helps at all, I have a scar pale scar on my foot, nice toenails, and im not dark at all- im a little darker than chocolate milk but lighter than milk chocolate. (link)
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i think you should wear stockings. but thats just me.
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Hey!
I was wondering if anyone knows where to get airwalks, you know, the shoes like crocs only the holes are dimonds and they are less money. I googled it but I couldn't really find anything. Please help me becuse I really want those shoes! Thanks if you do help me though!
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You can get them at Payless .. i see them there all the time.
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I want to get my nose pierced during the summer (nothing too big, just a small piercing on the side) but I want to make sure I'll be able to take it out at school.
How long do you have to wait after getting something pierced before you can take it out? (link)
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if you take your piercing out it will close up really fast. so if you want to take it out during school it will close up. oh by
the way piercings usually take 8 weeks to heal
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