hi i'm smelly good my mother gave that name to me as a baby. then off to the circus i went. now i go all over the world to
entertain people. life on the road is hard but i love it. my best friend is a girl with no legs so she has to walk on her hands.
i can talk to animals. it's a fun job. but sometimes very hard. after my mother gave me to circus people i never saw her
again. but thats ok because i love my new family. my mom is named mary she can pick things up with her eyes. my dads name is normon he really can't do anything. well the circus is calling the people are waiting i have to go.
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Location: helsinki
Occupation: in a circus/spit fire
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I just got my hair highlighted today and my hair is dark brown and now it all looks completely blonde and i hate it! is there any way i could get my normal hair color back? (link)
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yes. you could dye it back to the normal color it is easy as that. and dont worry. good luck!
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What the heck is a pube? I hear people use the word in jokes alot, someone tell me what it is pleasssse! (link)
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it short for pubic hair
you know pubey
the pubic hair
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i need a way to cope with stress i have no one to talk to know one gets me im emo and im 14 female and all alone i'm a cutter and i hate myself and it seems like im the only one thats like this because everyones so preppy help also i get depressed alot (link)
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well juswt stop cutting yourself you can really hurt yourself you know! and try to hang out with a more happy nice funny group so they'll make you happy not and EMO!
another thing is to stop being an emo kid it might help a lot. you'll get a lot more friends if you quit being emo!
it is as simple as that.
and i'm sorry everyone is so preppy i hate those kids! i know how feel i get depresses all the time. but i can't really do anything about it. so please don't cut yourself anymore people care about you!
i hope i helped!
and i'm very sorry this is happening to you!
smelly good
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I got my first period yesterday and when i look in my underwear they were all ruined because of the blood. So I was wondering what am I supposed to do every month on the day when the period starts and I look in my underwear and they are alll ruined or they leaked to my pants to make sure I can be ready for it without wearing a pad 24/7? (link)
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well babe there really isn't a way you can tell when your period is coming. i mewan mine there never on time. so yours might be the same so just check the undies honey and when you start feeling crampy and moody and stuff like that your probably going to start your period real soon!
i hope i helped you out
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I have to pee all the time.
Whats wrong with me?
Im scared to tell my mom.
Shes alway with my sisters and they'll laugh at me! (link)
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you have to tell your mom. and go to the doctors! you could have one of those peeing problems.and that would not be good. so tell your mom and go to the doctors so you wont get worse. because if yoyu don't tell your mom then it will start to hurt when you pee and you won't want to pee because the pain will hurt so bad! so tell your mom have her take you to the doctors. and then feel better!
i hope i helped
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People make fun of me and my friends and call us "emo" just because we wear black.
They say stuff like hey emo go run home to your mommy! Its so annoying! What do I do? (link)
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just try to wear brighter colors. be a little bit happy! i mean if you like dressing that way i'm not telling you to stop because you like it. but it would probably help if you wore brighter clothes!
i really hope i helped!and i sorry that this is happening!
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my butt holes stuck together its causing nothing to come down,i try to force it to come out but nothing happens.
Im kinda embarrased to say this and I know your disgusted by it but its a real problem I dont know what to do about it. (link)
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i think you need to tell someone. because this could be very bad. and you might need to go to the doctor. if you go to the doctor at least your getting your problem solved and then everything will be better.
i hope i helped
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I'm a 14 year old girl, turning 15 in 2 months. My first period still hasn't come...Should i worry? (link)
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there is no need to worry. it's normal you'll be fine. i hope helped you out
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is love real or possible at 14? (link)
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i think it is
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Hey could you guys help me out...i need fun songs to put on my myspace so could you like make a list of some and with the arist and title? Like techno,pop,dance,hip-hop,electronica,comedy,club,
fun,disco etc..something fun and dancish!
thanks a bunch and ill rate and give feedback =0) (link)
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the yeah yeah yeah song by the flaming lips,we just won't be defeated by the go!team,ladyflash by the go!team,transformer by gnarls barkley,mass romantic by the new pornographers,the partys crashing us by of montreal,sing along by tilly and the wall.
these are all songs you can dance to they are very very fun hope i helped!
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Is there a way to make your own pore strips to get rid of blackheads? (link)
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maybe some duck tape that may work!
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ok. well i was wondering if it's true that you miss chances to grow if you wear a bra at night. like a bra with an underwire and such as you would wear during the daytime. answers are very much appreciated, and thanks ahead of time!
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no that is certainly not true. you would grow just the same.
i hope i helped
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is it safe to give my dog frosted flakes or cheerios? (link)
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no not really. suger can make your dog very sick. well my dog got very sick. his poop was runny and he puked. so i don't think it's a good idea to feed your dog cereal.
hope i helped!
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Is making out and french kissing the same thing? Or can you make out without french kissing? (link)
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it's the same thing
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My hair is brown with blonde streaks, but i want to change it for summer, please tell me how you dye your hair with kool aid and tell me how much it works i mean how well it works , like if it gives off a realyl good color, or is really weak ...and can you dye your hair with hawaiian punch? (link)
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well it kind of looks poopie with kool aid and you would probably have to bleach your hair.
yeah i think you vcan dye your hair with hawaiian punch.
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In your honest opinion...
How realistic is it to think that you will one day marry your first love? I don't think it's likely, but it happens, right? I'm 16 and he is 17. And I've never felt this way about anyone in my entire life. I just want to experience everything in life with him. We talk about getting married sometimes, I mean seriously talk about it. When we do talk about it he tells me that he is serious, that he wants to spend the rest of his life with me.
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i think you can marry your first love. i mean if you really love him then you prbably will be able to spend the rest of your life with him. you never know you might just end up with him.
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I was considering buying some colored eyeliner. But then i started thinking, is that tacky? Is it better to just stick to black and brown liner? Also i was wondering if colored liners come in liquid. I really need to buy some new make-up i have some MAC eyeshadow and i really like it so is there any similar kind of high-end make-up that isn't to expensive.I know that this is a lot of questions in one but, does it look better to line the top thin or thick and line just the top or does it look better to line the top and bottom. Sometimes when i line the bottom of my eye the liquid will get it with my contact.
So just any thoughts on this would be awesome.
Sorry its kind of long. (link)
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i love colored eyeliner don't get blue because that sometimes looks gross but any other color is great. yes colored eyeliner does come in liquid. but sometimes with the liquid color eyeliner the color gets all over your face and then you look like a clown. it's happened to me.there is lots of good colors at walgrens but i'm not really sure about the names sorry. i hope i helped and i hope you find good eyeliner.
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ok im 13f i used to be really emo i wouldnt whair (sp) black all the time but i cut and like evryone could tell and would joke makefun of me 4 it and than afta school i started being normal but now im always in a bad mood and i cry for no reason and i just hate it what will help me not feel so depresed ps im still emo (link)
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maybe not being emo that might help a little bit. but if you don't want to stop being emo then try to be very happy. go outside and play with local children. i really hope i helped. and i really hope that you will stop being depressed and get happy and joyful.
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okay. this morning. i woke up and went to the bathroom because i had to pee. lol, and when i wiped there was blood on the toliet paper. it was on the toliet paper not in the toliet, and it wasnt alot. and im sure it was blood. idk if ive started my period yet. please help. (link)
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you probably are going to start your period soon but not yet
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im 13/f
how do i like permately remove my hair from my legs so they will stop growing but only on my legs and no where else (link)
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you can get this laser thing done so you won't have any hair on your legs. But i think that the laser hair remove thingy is a lot of money. you can try waxing but it doesn't take your leg hair away forever. and it hurts very bad. but anothere thing about waxing is that it doesn't grow back as fat as it does when you shave your legs.
well i hope i helped
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