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I love giving advice, I don't give that 2 cents crap "talk to him,you'll feel better". I know better than that, and if that's all I can say in that situation, I keep my mouth shut, cuz i'd rather not answer than give them some crapy advice they'd never use. Im not gonna sugarcoat anything, if the answers harsh then thats whatyou're going to get. If you want to you can IM me, it's down there somewhere!

I have a passion for music, I've been playing Guitar for 4 years, and I'm never going to stop, I know that i'm not going to make it big, but I know I'm going to always have the skill, I love listening to music, my current favorite is Fall out boys new CD, i've listened to them before they became big, and I know all their songs by heart.
Right now, I'm just babysitting because I dont have my working lisence yet, but I'm getting it soon (I hope!) I'm going to Take and Internship with WaMu, and I'm hoping that will be a life time job, so I'll be set for life. I met the love of my life, soon to be 4 years ago, we met online, and I love him with all my heart, atm i'm 15, and hes 20, but i'm 16 soon, and hes already has his bday so yeah ^^. unfotunatly my parents dont know and wont know until.. *Coughs* after the 3rd kid..but yeah, we've been through everything, and I think we have what it takes to make it in this world, hes cheated on me before, had sex with another girl, but I knew they were together, so again, I guess I cant complain to loudly, I told him that he could have a gf if he thought I wasnt enough for him and I guess he took the offer! but I know that if we've made it this far, we have what it takes. Like they say, If you want to know hes rightfully yours, let him go, if he comes back then hes yours forever, and he came back, so i know it'll work.
so yeah, I give advice to kids at school about love life, and I'm mormon, not supposed to be dating until i'm 16, so they think i dont know anything, but if you guys have any questions, again, feel free to just drop me a question or IM me (AIM: AllyBBear MSN: Patronsaintofsquirrels@hotmail.com)



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15/f. so, i would like to work at a mcdonalds. but, does being around so much grease [ i would not be working near grills. only cashier + the window drive thru] so, would it cause break outs? .. im not sure if it would. please tell me.

as long as you keep your hands away from your face and wash after you work, I think you should be fine. and in most places they really pound you for touching your face or hair while at work, esp at food places like that.

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15/f

It's been bothering me a while, I've been trying to figure out how people look different as they age (early teens to late teens). I've been looking at pictures of my friends and family, and they look more mature, but why is this? I heard you lose some of the fat from your cheeks, is this true? And what else?

Thanks, help is appreciated! =)

The only thing that i can think of other than the two people before me, is something I heard once, that the only thing on your body that does not grow is your eyes, which is why baby's eyes usually look abnormally big, so people do grow into their eyes, and they tend to change colors, also people tend to get rings around their eyes.

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okay theres a song when their in the car and its like " dont just hit me when people wanna JUMP JUMP". whats the name and who is it by ? it sounds like the guy who sings that song thats like DANGA! lol

Jump by Simple plan

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Let's say you're a junior in high school and want to go to a certain college, and you want to start taking classes at the college the summer after graduation. Can you take classes that early, and if you can, how soon do you apply?

Im a sophmore and I know some of my friends are taking courses at the college over the summer, but I dont know if you can in Jr High or not.

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For some reason everytime I cry my best guy friend looks like he wants to, but he never does. Why is this? Why can't boys just cry? I've always wondered. Like what will it take to get them to cry? I'm just curious, thanks.

It really depends on the guy. my boyfriend will cry at almost any disney movie (esp bambi, its his fave :P)
it really depends on their reputation, and them wanting to be manly or w/e, it'd hurt their ego if they did in public, so most guys try not to cry in front of nebody, esp their friends, or girls in general

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I absolutely hate awkward silences, but whenever I talk to most people there are awkward pauses in the conversation or it's just....awkward. What are some things random things I can say or do so it's not as awkward?

lol,i 've always just said
"... that was akward.." and move on to another subject.
depends who your talking to tho, if its just in genteral thats fine, if its like iwth your bf... well you shouldnt be having akward moments, but head. I hate those to >>

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is there any way to make and orgasum more intense?? if so please inform me!!!!!!!!!!!

I know some guys can have a more powerful orgasm by stimulating their prostate, but thats up their ass >>

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This is probably a really dumb question, but I've always wondered.....

The body splashes from Bath and Body Works; do you actually spray them on your bare skin? Or on your clothes? All of my friends spray it on their clothes, but I wanted to see if you can also spray them on skin.

I wouldnt reccoment spraying it straight on your skin, because some people are allergic to things in it, which is why most people put it on their clothes, just in case, however if you want to i suppose it would work

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why does my frend cares when i cuss? cause when i say the F word shes all"stop saying bad words" and i told her"like you dont say it" and she was all"i say it when people are not around" why does she care when i cuss? is she being a good friend or what?

well, first off it offends people. I dont know about her, but i'm mormon and a lot of churches dont really approve cursing, I personally dont like it at all, and avoid saying anything worse than 'crap'. and some ppl dont conciter that cursing. I would just respect her request and not curse around her.

hope i helped.

ღ Allyღ

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omg
tomorrow i start swim for my schools swim team
and i am scared .
i think my boobs arent gonna be big
or im gonna look fat
help

uh, how exactly does your boobs being big vary?

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Hello, a friend of mine is very cute. He has a girl friend. He always complains to me, that while making out with her, his girl friend does not seem much horny!!! During the foreplay,,, he always asks, what to do and mostly which limbs of the girl should he touch or do to make her aroused and much liking. "Because it reduces even my sense of doing in while she doesn't provoke me by saying something or reacting during penetration" he says. I'll be too glad to give me a clear information of good things during foreplay stuff!.
Thanks in advance.

Okay, I know this is totally lame, giving a link, but yesterday I was up on the net, looking up how to do a body shot, and i clicked a link that said Erogenous zone, and it lists several places that are esp sensitive, and its a really good refrence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zones

sorry again for giving you a link, but its too much to wrap up as well as it does

hope it helps!

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i have a little situation...my best friend who i've know all my life, shes always been there i really can't remember my life without her in it. and recently we've been working out and trying to get in shape for s.b 07..and anyways i hateee that i'm saying this and thinking this, but like er i sometimes don't wanna go places with her because shes not really like pretty and i hate that i just said that. and i wanna give her a makeover because she could be soo pretty if she only wore cuter clothes for her body did some stuff with her hair, and other stuff. but i don't know what to do. i don't wanna tell her that or anything but i don't know what to do. and i just feel horrible for ever thinking. so ah i don't know what to do!

well, i know you dont like being seen with her in public (-_-;) but you should go to like a mall, or go shopping with her, and bring her into place, and just be like "omg you'd look SO cute in this!" stop at the make up stores and just kinda play dress up! it'd be fun, just compliment her lots, and if u do get that far with her, if you can convince her to wear something like that to school, and if you know a guy she likes personally, just convince him to compliment her!

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this kid and i always flirt and he liked me at one point and we went out but he dumped me for some other girl but he still is always touching me, staring at me, and like saying little sexual innuendos and stuff...so does he still like me or not?

I know kids like that, chances are he doesnt like you like that, most guys touch/stare/make sexual innuendos to random girls...*cough* puberty *Cough* yeah, my friends do it all the time, so yeah, normal, no he prob doesnt like you that way

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Pls help me. What should I do? Im inlove to a young girl,she is 9 years old????Im already 15 now?!! Is it bad? Im thinking im very stupid. I keep avoiding it but it hurts. What should I do pls?? Help help!!!

well, this is akward... lol, I met my boyfriend, I was 12 and he was 17. I think you should just wait a little longer for this girl to mature. she cant do sutff like that, she has a childhood still. hey, drop a question, describing how u know you love her,a nd what makes you think she loves you. I could help you some.

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Last night I smoked weed for my second or third time and I got REALLY sick after I smoked. (Like right after I took the hit) I almost threw up..is this normal?! Also, my throat was killingg me..but it didnt hurt like that the first time I smoked! It was so weird. And today I feel really tired and a little nauseous and I have a terrible cough..is this normal? Is there anything I can do to feel better? How long do these feelings last?

DUH?! dude, stop? it doesnt take a genious, the only way ur gonna feel better is to stop, and its ognna last as long as you keep doing it!

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Briefly.

Okay...this sounds kind of strange but I am afriad to sleep! I am verrrry paranoid of things and that has been proven. BUT its affecting me so bad that its ruining my daily life! I cant sleep simply because I am believe there is a paranormal/supernatural spirit in my home that will hurt me. I tried taking perscript. drugs but it only makes me more tired and I also have looked up things online but I cant find anything to help me. I will be making an appt. to see a psychiatrist but until then what do I do?

wow... some of those answers were like.. wack job *trys not to make eye contact* lol

I have the same problem!! Its really creepy, i've gotten over it within the last year or so, but I do believe in paranormal spirits. anyway, I found a few things that helped me, was for me, saying a quick prayer for comfort. a few other things I did, was going to bed before everybody else, and leaving my door open so I could hear everybody else in the house.
plus, I know you can tdo this, but I just got a dog, and he wanders around the house, so I just convincd myself it was all the dog, bumping into things.
I dont know what Religion you are, but i've had Priesthood blessings for comfort and protection.
I really hope this gets better for you, and that I helped. if you have any other questions, go ahead and drop me a question.

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Okay, so first thing...what's a cover band? Like Naked Radar is a coverband for Blink 182 or something like that? I'm not sure if it's a "cover band" but something maybe remotely close to it?

Also, my bff is performing tonight at some place with 2 other bands and his band is the closing band..is there a real significance in being the closing band?

Also, what would you do at band stuff like that? I mean it's held at a restraunt and they have pretty strict rules so do you just sit and watch or what? Thanks =]

I know, a lot of questions crammed into one. Feel free to answer any or all of them

Okay, a cover band, is a band that only plays cover songs. like album covers? most of the time a cover band plays from a certain decade, and tehy'll play all the cover songs and most popular songs of that decade. but there can be bands that strictly play songs that another band did, but those are called tribute bands.

and most of the time, yes, there is a significance in being closing band, big fanalie if ya know what I mean. its a big thing getting a place to play, so of course.

and since its at a resturant, most of the time people are eatting, and tehy're sort've off to the side playing, but yes ppl watch, its entertainment for the returant.

hope I helped!

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ok so i use gmail.com for my email. i wanted to know if there was anyway to see if my sent messeges have been read yet. i know you can do it on some other email sites.
any and all help appreciated!

thanks!

I've been with Gmail for a while and I dont know of a way to do it, though if there were it'd be a great help -_-;

sorry!

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Hi, It is MariahWannabe here, and you'd probarbly guess it was me anyway.

Because I'm 13, all the songs mariah made before I was born and between 1993-1997 I don't know all the words and songs.

Please can you all help me out by writing a list of songs that she sung before I was born so I can make some cds and stuff

All I know is "So far"

Please!!!!No 2005/2006 Songs or greatest hits songs please or emancipation songs if you can help it

» A Natural Woman lyrics
» After Tonight lyrics
» Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) lyrics
» All I Want For Chirstmas Is You lyrics
» All I've Ever Wanted lyrics
» All In Your Mind lyrics
» All My Life lyrics
» Alone In Love lyrics
» Always Be My Baby lyrics
» And You Don't Remember lyrics
» Anytime You Need A Friend lyrics
» Babydoll lyrics
» Bliss lyrics
» Boy (I Need You) lyrics
» Breakdown lyrics
» Bringing On The Heartbreak lyrics
» Butterfly lyrics
» Can't Let Go lyrics
» Can't Take That Away lyrics
» Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) lyrics
» Circles lyrics
» Close My Eyes lyrics
» Clown lyrics
» Crybaby lyrics
» Daydream Interlude (Fantasy Sweet Dub Mix) lyrics
» Did I Do That lyrics
» Do You Know Where You're Going To (Theme From Mahogany) lyrics
» Do You Think Of Me lyrics
» Don't Forget About Us (Remix) lyrics
» Don't Forget About Us lyrics
» Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica) lyrics
» Dreamlover lyrics
» Emotions lyrics
» Endless Love lyrics
» Everythings Fades Away lyrics
» Fantasy (Remix) lyrics
» Fantasy lyrics
» Fly Away (Butterfly Reprise) lyrics
» Fly Like A Bird lyrics
» Forever lyrics
» Fourth Of July lyrics
» Get Your Number lyrics
» God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics
» Hark! The Herald Angles Sing Gloria (In Excelsis Deo) lyrics
» Heartbreaker (Remix) lyrics
» Heartbreaker lyrics
» Hero lyrics
» Honey (bad Boy Remix) lyrics
» Honey lyrics
» How Much lyrics
» I Am Free lyrics
» I Didn't Mean To Turn You On lyrics
» I Don't Wanna Cry lyrics
» I Only Wanted lyrics
» I Still Believe lyrics
» I Wish You Knew lyrics
» I'll Be There lyrics
» I've Been Thinking About You lyrics
» If It's Over lyrics
» If We lyrics
» Irresistible lyrics
» It's Like That lyrics
» Jesus Born On This Day lyrics
» Jesus Oh What A Wonderful Child lyrics
» Joy Ride lyrics
» Joy To The World lyrics
» Just Be Good To Me lyrics
» Just To Hold You Once Again lyrics
» Last Night A DJ Saved My Life lyrics
» Lead The Way lyrics
» Long Ago lyrics
» Looking In lyrics
» Love Takes Time lyrics
» Loverboy Remix lyrics
» Loverboy lyrics
» Lullaby lyrics
» Make It Happen lyrics
» Makin' It Last All Night (What It Do) lyrics
» Melt Away lyrics
» Mine Again lyrics
» Miss You Most (At Christmas Time) lyrics
» Music Box lyrics
» My All lyrics
» My Saving Grace lyrics
» Never Forget You lyrics
» Never Too Far lyrics
» Now That I Know lyrics
» O Holy Night lyrics
» One And Only lyrics
» One Sweet Day lyrics
» Open Arms lyrics
» Outside lyrics
» Petals lyrics
» Prisioner lyrics
» Rainbow lyrics
» Reflections (Care Enough) lyrics
» Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town lyrics
» Say Somethin' lyrics
» Sent From Up Above lyrics
» Shake It Off (Remix) lyrics
» Shake It Off lyrics
» Silent Night lyrics
» Slipping Away lyrics
» So Blessed lyrics
» So Lonely (One And Only Part II) lyrics
» Someday lyrics
» Stay The Night lyrics
» Subtle Invitation lyrics
» Sunflowers lyrics
» Sweetheart lyrics
» Thanks God I Found You lyrics
» The Beatiful Ones lyrics
» The One lyrics
» The Roof lyrics
» The Wind lyrics
» There's Got To Be A Way lyrics
» Through The Rain (Remix) lyrics
» Through The Rain lyrics
» Till The End Of Time lyrics
» To Be Around You lyrics
» To The Floor lyrics
» Twister lyrics
» Underneath The Stars lyrics
» Vanishing lyrics
» Vision Of Love lyrics
» Vulnerability lyrics
» Want You lyrics
» We Belong Together (Remix) lyrics
» We Belong Together lyrics
» When I Saw You lyrics
» When You Believe lyrics
» Whenever You Call lyrics
» Without You lyrics
» X-Girlfriend lyrics
» You Got Me lyrics
» You Had Your Chance lyrics
» You Need Me lyrics
» You're So Cold lyrics
» Your Girl lyrics
» Yours lyrics

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okay so i just got my ipod yesterday and im wondering if when i go to put more music on it, since i still have the music in my itunes is it going to duplicate everything? if it will should i make a new folder for new music?
thanks for your help.
♥♥♥

Nah, i wanted to know the same thing, it just gives you the new songs you put into Itunes :D Smart system.

Hope I helped!

•◘•Ally•◘•

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