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I love giving advice, I don't give that 2 cents crap "talk to him,you'll feel better". I know better than that, and if that's all I can say in that situation, I keep my mouth shut, cuz i'd rather not answer than give them some crapy advice they'd never use. Im not gonna sugarcoat anything, if the answers harsh then thats whatyou're going to get. If you want to you can IM me, it's down there somewhere!

I have a passion for music, I've been playing Guitar for 4 years, and I'm never going to stop, I know that i'm not going to make it big, but I know I'm going to always have the skill, I love listening to music, my current favorite is Fall out boys new CD, i've listened to them before they became big, and I know all their songs by heart.
Right now, I'm just babysitting because I dont have my working lisence yet, but I'm getting it soon (I hope!) I'm going to Take and Internship with WaMu, and I'm hoping that will be a life time job, so I'll be set for life. I met the love of my life, soon to be 4 years ago, we met online, and I love him with all my heart, atm i'm 15, and hes 20, but i'm 16 soon, and hes already has his bday so yeah ^^. unfotunatly my parents dont know and wont know until.. *Coughs* after the 3rd kid..but yeah, we've been through everything, and I think we have what it takes to make it in this world, hes cheated on me before, had sex with another girl, but I knew they were together, so again, I guess I cant complain to loudly, I told him that he could have a gf if he thought I wasnt enough for him and I guess he took the offer! but I know that if we've made it this far, we have what it takes. Like they say, If you want to know hes rightfully yours, let him go, if he comes back then hes yours forever, and he came back, so i know it'll work.
so yeah, I give advice to kids at school about love life, and I'm mormon, not supposed to be dating until i'm 16, so they think i dont know anything, but if you guys have any questions, again, feel free to just drop me a question or IM me (AIM: AllyBBear MSN: Patronsaintofsquirrels@hotmail.com)



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does anyone know where hannah montanna gets any of her clothes? well, actually not hannah montannas. mileys. on the show? because her outfits are always reallyyyy cute.

kthanks. (:

she probably has her own designer, I doubt that they have that many cute outfits in one store :(

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My best friend f/16 told me she cut her wrist yesterday and I started crying.
She came over and showed me, it's a diagonal cross on her left wrist about 3 finger widths down from the start of her wrist on the left hand side. The cross is only about 1cm long and it isn't very deep. How come she didn't die? Is it because she didn't lose much blood or because she didn't cut deep enough or didn't cut the vein?
I don't want her to do it again. And I just want to know why she didn't die?
Thanks

okay, cutting is a lot of the time just a way to release w/e i guess, my friends tried to explain it to me, but unless tehy're really serious about wanting to die, they wont die from cutting themselves, unless the like cut really deep, then they'll die from blood loss. by the sound of ut it wasnt serious, so yeah. It owuldnt have killed her unless she cut an artory or something.

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these are some random lyrics

she starts to cry......gonna roll the dice.....i see her pain when i look in her eyes

thats all i know
whats the name of this song, and whose it by??

thanks so much

everything by buckcherry

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Can you get pregnet on your period?

despite what people say and what you want to hear, Yes... she can get pregnant on her period, the chances are lessened slightly but not by much, theres still a large chance she can get pregnant.

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what does that phrase mean?

it was used like this ..

i was spitting my g with her for 5 hours and 57 min (hahahah)

please helppp.

I tried Urbandictionary.com
they gave me spitting G, means spitting game
i searched spitting game, they gave me this:

When a person tries to pimp someone of the female persuasion. Many times it involves one male macking many other females.

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I do not know how to pasionatly kiss! I mean dont get me wrong im a good kisser i just cant kiss pasionatly manely becuase i dont know how i have seen it in the movies in all but i still cant seem to understand how to do it . Can you help me and i need this advice befor tomarro morning if possible.
Thanks in advance!

a few things you can do to make a kiss more passionate, to pick up the pace a little, stroke his cheek, hold his neck, move your head around a little, use tounge, you can bite his lip (tug it softly, but dont try to rip it off) you can put your hands on his sides and rub him, hold his hips, play in his hair (a very good one,r un your fingers through his hair) when you think of passionate, you just, you speed things up, i dont know if you've ever seen mr and mrs smith, throwing eachother into things,t hats more hardcore than passsionate, but still. eye contact is a thing that will increase sexual tension (not durring the kiss, dont be rude, close your eyes! but beforeeee!)
sorry I didnt get to this question sooner, but maybe for next time.
I really hope I helped

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are there any asians here with dyed hair like blue, green, purple, or pink? how do i do it without looking like an anime character?

my friend once did it, I think it would look uberly awesome, with either doing a very dark, deep purple on top, or maybe have your hair layered and have the bottem layer maybe a little bit brighter purple. my friends done it before, shes also had it a dark crimson red. looks seriously hard core. as for pink or green, i'd just do the tips.

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I like this guy I met online. I don't know if he likes me or anything but we seem to get along really well. I dont know if I should tell him or what because I really like him. Wht are your views on long distance relationships? Do yuo think they work or not? We're both 15 if tht helps.

Thnks :)

Well, in my personal opinion, it takes two very responsible, selfless people to make a long distance relationship to work. well, I was 12 and I met a boy who was atm 16, and we've been together for 4 years now, and Im very happy with it, we're going to meet after I graduate, but we also have the same standards and such. It will only work if you can fully dedicate yourself to this person, and thats hard to do when you cant actually be there, physical pleasure and lonliness tends to develop problems. I definatly wouldnt reccomend long distance relationships beacuse theres just so much pain included with it, and you really have to be dedicated, i also wouldnt reccoment meeting irl until after you're 18 (then again I have no clue how old this kid is, but either way it applies). I dont think its a good idea, as it is theres only a 6 in 10 chance of people going out, making it in the world, and chances are cut in half when it comes to online relationships, no matter what e-harmony says.
long answer short, you probably shouldnt do it.

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i was doing something, and my nail got cut, like a part of it, then later it got cut more so, it just cut itself, then the remainder of the nail, the uneven and sharp part scratched my skin near my lips, and you it's very noticeable. what can i do to make it go away faster and cover at the same time? polysporin with concealer?

neosporine works wonders, you can try cover up to hide, but your best chance is to just be patient and let it heal up

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do UV rays come through windows?

of course they do! actually once we had a trip to utah (im from california) and i fell asleep, i was in the sun teh whole time, actually got a sunburn.. through the window! outrageous. Anyway, They make Car windows with uv protection, but they tend to be pretty pricey.

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is it normal to shed a lot of hair? i usually dont, but in the past few weeks i've shed so much hair. does it just have to do with summer or what?

Yes, Shedding is quite common, as long as its not like excessive, iv'e alway shed, there seems to be a part of year I shed a lot too, I dont know if EVERYBODY does it, But I do. I know theres nothing wrong with it, like theres no disorder (Unless its like to some extream.)

Dont worry about it ^^
Hope I helped

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Does anyone know that song its in the movie into the blue as well as in the new jeep commercial, just with the jeep driving around, its a guy singing and it souns like hes saying something like beautiful life

Im not positive which song but I pulled up a site with the sound track for the movie Into the blue, and this is the site with the songs on it
http://www.stlyrics.com/i/intotheblue.htm
Though I suspect you're talking about "wonderful world, beautiful people" by Jimmy cliff (just because of the part you said, I honestly dont know)

Hope I helped.

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can you go into the ocean with a tampon?
i really wanan go to the beach today.
or will the tampon like fall out or something? haha && after i get out of the ocean should i change the tampon? please reply asap and thanks for reading =]

Nah, nothings gonna make your tampon fall out,t hough yes i would sugguest you change the tampon after, it wont be an 'omg i have to go' thing just whenever u get a chance.
relax and ahve fun!

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whats the difference between a mormom and a christian.

Okay, i AM mormon, so let me set you straight, happykelly is completely wrong. Back 100 years ago when everybody studied polgamy, so did mormons, and it wasnt because guys wanted to be 'pimps' it was because there were women who couldnt support themselves alone and so they're kind've like room mates, they helped eachother out. They stopped that 100 years ago, its against the law, and its against our believes. We dont get "married off" at age 14, we dont do the whole predetermined marriage thing. you choose who you want to be with and we beleive you will be with them forever and ever, if you get married in the temple and sealed and everythig, but thats another story. we dont get raped, though there is a branch off of the mormon church, a few hundretd years ago when Joseph smith died, some of the mormons though tthat it should have been Josephs son to be the next prophet, however its supposed to be determined by revolation through god, and so they branched off and thats what the big news flash thing was, its a reformed chruch. The book of mormon is NOT the mormon bible, its another testiment of jesus christ, like when tehy had the old testiment and tehy got the new testiment, its just another part of it, read it and pray about it. Theres WAY too much to explain, this does a fair enough job of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_jesus_christ_of_latter_day_saints
its obviously a non-bias site, strictly fact, so it wont preach or bash teh mormon religion.

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what happens when you PMS? i know it's something about your period but how do you know when you're PMSing?

pms can be pre- or post- menstral syndrom, meaning either before you get your period, you get head aches, mood swings, cramps, etc etc. even if you arent on your period, and same thing after, being post.
hope I helped

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when i look in the mirror at myself it looks so much different then when i take a picture of myself then look at it. when i take a picture of myself it looks like i have black shadows under my eyes, but when i look in the mirror i can't see it. why is this?

its probably because of the shadow thats cast, your best bet is if you're taking pictures, and your'e inside, turn on all the lights you can get, open up teh windows etc, and turn off the flash. flash is horrible b/c of the shadows.
anyway, hope i helped

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last report card graidng i got all bs and one a . im going into 8th grade and i want to get all A's for hs. im not to smart and im a procrastinator.. i ddi really bad i think getting all bs and one a and so i wanna no ANY tips to make me do better at all. with any subject or in general. thanks SOO much!

well, judging on the fact that you did pretty good last year with your grades and you think you can do better I think you can do it. You need to stay focused and get things done early so you dont have to worry about procrastinating and putting it off until later. i used to do that al ot, i'd sugguest setting off a time of day, right after you get home from school, before you go to bed, whatever time you seem moves tofcused, and make that teh time u take to do your homework, make a space thats yours, make sure its completely clean and clutter free, it helps to keep your mind open and completely focus, make sure that there is no tv around that can distract you, I like to work with back ground noise, at first i played my ipod but i realize that i tend to get off track and want to sing with it or something, so i got a stringquartet Cold play cd that theres no singing just music, and it sounds like classical, it helps your mind be at ease and it helps you think.
Good luck next on your next report card!

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whats the name and artist of that song with the lyrics like ' try a little more little more little more I'll slap you like a bitch and you'll take it like a whore' thnx in advance

-Stephi

its Marianas Trench - Shaketramp

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if someone was raped what are some short term and long term things they may face ? like noth emotional and physical things you may notice??

if it happened younge i'v heard that you might not be able to orgasm (rare but has been proved tru) fear of the opposite sex, cant play rough durring sex etc because of flashbacks or w/e, trauma basically

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Is it 100% true that your period stops in water? Or is it just a myth? I'm afraid to take any chances... =/

lol, if it were a fact every girl on the faceof the planet would be in the water every day for a week for a month at a time. its not some mirical thing, its just like getting in a pool waters down the blood and u cant really see it, but i would definatly sugguest a tampon. they work wonderfully.

hope i helped.

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