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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Do you believe that people are evil because of some flaw they have, or a lack of something maybe, and they sort of project it on to others?

I doubt anyone is born "evil". They might be born with the ability to become, due to some hereditary mental disorder, but not exactly evil. Most of what shapes someone is: how their parents raise them, who they spend their childhood with, and genetics. Or so is my belief.

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ok so i have a cingular razor cell phone. and my sisters did something w/ it. and now its saying the pictures are corrupted. what does this mean?? and what can i do to fix it??

I doubt your sisters did anything to it, Razors suck anyways. It probably broke on it's own.

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does anybody know where i could get some FREE Hayley Westenra sheet music?
I am a huge fan and love her music any help would i would be grateful for

www.freehayleywestenrasheetmusic.com

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Please help! I poked a pen in my vagina with the lid on for pleasure i poked different things in many times. I'm 13 and 14 in 2 months I haven't started my period yet will this affect it? Thanks for all the advice.

No.

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Please help! I want my boobs to go bigger their tiny please help what can i do to make them bigger apart from wear padded or water bras. Thanks, oh, how can I make my period start.

Jesus Christ. You sound like you're barely just hitting puberty. It'll eventually kick in and things will start growing and flowing.

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im really worried because i have mixed feelings 4 my teacher shes lovely and a young woman i am a 13 year old girl
i dont think i fancy her but i always want to talk to her and we=hen she complimants me i blush!
i have a boyfriend and am attracted to him help me.i have lots of girl friends at school , i am always looking for an excuse to talk to my teacher

She could just be someone you look up to. Maybe you just respect her so much that you're flattered when stuff like that happens.


Or you're secretly a lesbian.

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my boyfriend says that i don't 'feel' the same when we have sex like im 'loose' or 'stretched' im not cheating or using any sex toys can you tell what can cause that?

Maybe it's the 20 other guys that you have had sex with?

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lately i've had a crazy stressful schedule between school and work... but in the last week or so, ive slowed down a lot. no scholl, or work. But i still have been feeling sooooooo tired =(
What can it be? how can i make it go away? or what could be causing it??

thanks for the help!
=)

It's because working and schooling so much has turned you into a human robot. Your body is so used to working, that when you're not, you body gets confused and shuts down. I suggest you go be a good tool and continue to work as much as possible so your body can maintain it's quota of being used.

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i had a big butt like 4-5 months ago and now its lost. im like paper lol, what can i do to get a bigger butt like black women lol. i love it, so i need some advice on that please!!!!

You could always become black.

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How does it feel to be the best columnist on this entire website? You amaze me, seriously. Keep up the good work!!!

I'm usually half-mast while thinking about it. It is the best thing I've accomplished in my life.

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is giving a guy head the same as giving him a blowjob?

Only in Canada.

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Is it normally to crave food before your period? I'm usually not the type of person that eats a lot or wants to, but my period is suppose to come next week & I feel like I need to eat like crazy. Any ideas?

Get a sex change. You'll never have to worry about having a period ever again.

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Ok i finally downloaded limewire and i am kind of new using it...

So my question is, what is the speed?

like it says T1

or T3 or higher??

does that mean its faster than DSL???

because i have dial up modem...

I have reported the FBI on you for illegally downloading copywritten music.

You're going to wish you could have given me a 0 when you're facing $100,000 in fines.

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what are some different ideas for taking pictures of yourself? like something different/unique that not everyone does.. (for myspace) thanks!

You can either pose in the mirror looking away from the camera, or hold the camera abotu arms length from your face, pout out your lips, and take a picture that way. No one has ever done those before.

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How is it that you are so darn cool?
I'm jealous.

Years of practice, a couple cocktails, and stealing ideas from others.

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Ok i like eric and we are going out but he might like this other girl so im discusted to be around him and i dont kno why he didnt even tell me i hurd it from a friend.. so i dont kno whether to tell him i know or just go out with him still i dont wanna say anythign because what if its true?? I love him and i dont want this one girl who doesnt like him AT ALL to interfere shes already gooing out with someone so what do i do

Learn to spell.

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ok i hve always been confused on what "bases" mean. what does it mean when people go to 1st base, 2nd base..etc??

thx!!

Do you not watch baseball???


Seriously now.

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who sings this????: fifteen there's still time for you, time to......


theres never a wish better than this when youve ony got a hundred years to live

Probably some terrible emo band.

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Whenever I sit by a guy in school I just LOVE it so much. Because I usually sit with a hot guy. But you see Im just wondering why do guys always tend to be equal if they are sitting next to another girl when they are in the middle. And why do sometimes they sit closer to you (sometimes really close it makes me feel embarassed). Which is what I love!! Is it just a guy thing or what? I really admire it a lot. Why do guys do that?? If you are a guy you can defintely answer this question:) I will rate a 5 or nothing if its good. =]

They sit next to you hoping that they can sleep with you.

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so whenever i do any crunches, i dont feel anything. i have tried doing like 300 but i still didnt feel anything. my abs are good, but not great, so i want to keep working on them. any tips?

thx!!

You're not doing them right.

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