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Yes,I'm even more convinced that you are full of anger,this situation makes me laugh,first of all,let me give you a good piece of advice,if you know nothing about abuse,don't ever use that word again,I'd never abuse anybody,if you feel this way,though,I mean,''abused by me''then forgive me,and no 19year-old ever told what to do,so let's finish this nuisance,good luck.. (link)
1. abuse

verb
Pronunciation: /əˈbjuːz/
speak to (someone) in an insulting and offensive way.

Saying I need a shrink is insulting and offensive.

2. Why are you still messaging me? I don't know who you are, and yet you still feel the need to justify yourself to me?

But yes, please, finish this nuisance.


Simmer down bloke!!!Do you know what your problem is?You are full of anger,you say I misuse this site,well you don't even fit in with this site,cuz what you need is not advicenators,what you need is a shrink:( (link)
1. Why are you abusing me?

2. I don't have a problem

3. Yes. You misuse this website. The central premise of advicenators.com is one of asking a question in the need of seeking advice. Advice is then posted. You have somehow (I really don't know how) managed to post advice to a question that no-one asked, in the form of a question.

4. How do I not fit in? Because I don't post advice as a question? And everyone else does this? Am I the only one who does not?

5. You rated my advice as a 1. A 1 is intended for abusive advice. My advice was not abusive. You are however, making it harder for it not to be.

6. If you don't like my answers, then ignore it and get over it. Don't send me useless nonsense via my inbox.


Don't go for looks,they can deceive,don't go for wealth,even that fades away,go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright,:) (link)
Are you sending me this just to annoy me?


What are some tips to grow out hair fast? Thanks in advance for all answers! (link)
Hair is made of protien, and so eating protien can help. Food such as meat, beans, fish etc. Also, you can get pills for stronger nails + hair from a health food store. There are hundreds of different ones. Whether they help hair grow faster, I don't know.

Also, Palmers make a hair growth cream sort of thing. You just apply it to your hair. Its abit greasy, and smells of coconut + cocoa butter? I used it once: I used to keep it in my hair until I showered, and it was pretty good :)


Why do I do it?Because people need to be encouraged sometimes,of course,those who are 'intending' to be happy and more optimistic about life.What do you want me to write?Do not stop crying,life is mean and senseless?Look,if you think this is not proper for this site.I'm really sorry cuz I'm gonna keep on doing it:) (link)
You're misusing this website. I don't mind the advice, its relatively good advice. But that's advice, not a question. If someone asks a questions along the lines of " I can't stop crying, I feel my life is mean and senseless, help me" then give that advice.

The premise of the website is one asks questions, and another answers. You however, have posted advice.


please im goin to have sex today and i need to know how to put a condom!! (link)
You're going to have sex and you don't know how to put on a condom? Don't have sex today.


can somebody help me? i just can not find my family vedio in my computer and i dont know why. they r not in the recycle bin. the vedios are so important to me, anyone can give me some help? (link)
Do you mean Video? If so, its difficult to know how to help, not knowing what computer system you use.

On Windows Vista, You click start, and then there's a little search bar just below 'all programs'. Type the name of the video and press enter, and it will pop up all files with that name.

All systems have some sort of search system, where all files can be searched for. Its not hard to find where to search, as its usually the only search bar near the toolbar of the window. If you can't find it here, I'm afraid you won't be able to get it.

Good luck


Hey there well I know twitter accounts are verified by the blue check mark to tell if its the real celbrity or not. I also know though that some celbrities twitter accounts are real and they dont have the little check mark. So I was wondering if you could tell me if this ones the real thing. https://twitter.com/#!/CThomasHowell Thanks!!(: (link)
It looks real enough. Here are some tips for the future:

1. Do they have a link to their official website in their Bio?

2. Do their tweets seems genuine, serious, and relevant?

3. Do they have alot of followers?

4. Do they follow fewer people than those that follow them?

5. Are their photos ones from websites/professional photos, or are they candid, personal photo's?

Heres the answer's for the account you posted:

1. No

2. Relatively

3. Relatively

4. Yes

5. Personal, candid photo's.


The account seems real enough. :)


A hint for life to everynoe out there,'when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life you a hundred reasons to smile':) (link)
Why don't you put this as your facebook status, or tweet it rather than putting it on an advice website, intended for people who need advice?


i want to use oringe zest next time i make blueberry muffins. i was wonderring if theres a serten tipe of oringe anyone would reccamend? (i want just a hint of the oringe flaver)
also i normaly just use a grater to zest fruit, can anyone reccamend a difrent way i can use to get finer zest?
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Hello. There are a few tips which you should follow when zesting an orange, or any citrus fruit:

1. Choose organic, unwaxed oranges. Organic oranges don't have pesticides/colours used on them and so you don't get that in your muffins. Some farmers also use a wax on oranges to increase shelf life/make them look more attractive. You obviously don't want wax in your muffins.

2. Zest only the orange skin, not the white pith underneath which can be bitter.

3. Zest the orange before juicing them. Its near impossible to zest a juiced orange.


Now the finer the zest, the stronger the flavour. A grater is usually good enough, as long as you use the fine side.

Something that works even better is a 'rasp grater'. Its a long, fine grater, and the resulting zest is very small and fine. This is usually best for flavour.

Alternatively, you can use a 'citrus zester' which is a handle, with a piece of metal on top. The metal has 3-5+ holes, which peels the zest in long, thin strips. This is best for decoration/cocktals/etc.

I highly recommend the rasp, as it really gives a fine zest which can be easily incorporated into the muffin mix. Don't use too much however, as it is very strong, simply because it contains all the orange oils. I say a teaspoon-tablespoon of zest for a batch of 12 muffins is sufficient, or whatever the recipe calls for.

Hope I helped :)


EDIT: You can buy a rasp grater anywhere really: amazon, ebay, wal mart, anywhere that sells kitchenwares. You may be able to get one from somewhere like a DIY store, but I'm not sure if they will be as good as the ones made specifically for food. At around $1 a rasp though, you may be able to afford experimenting around? Hope that's cleared that up for you :)


I want to know the real names of lmfao (link)
DJs Redfoo (Stefan Kendal Gordy)and SkyBlu (Skyler Austen Gordy)

according to wikipedia.


Me and Bf had a fight about the fact that i am not with him enough and I am really upset.He is like I'm never with him enough and that we don't go on dates enough.I told him he is being rediculus becuase we always go to school together and we sometimes go out on Fridays. Now were not talking to eachother and I want to make up.What should I do. (link)
Be straight up talk to him and tell him to take a chill pill, us girls have fragile hearts and im here for you. Tell him you want to stop fighting because fighting has no use! Be an individual. tell him that if he's not gunna man up and stop it then you have to. I always say to my friends you a B.I.T.C.H (beautiful, individual, trusting, caring, and honest)


There is a guy in school that I like and he used to like me but when he asked me to go to this thing with him I couldn't because I had other plans now I'm nervous that he wont like me anymore, what do I do? (link)
Ask him if you could hang out sometime, or if you told him you couldnt go with him to the thing tell him you had other plans and ask if you could some other time, hope this helps =)


Why do dogs hike their legs when they pee?? (link)
Dog's urine is used as a scent marker for other dogs. Many male dogs and some female dogs will urinate in multiple places to establish their scent on their territory and say "I was here."
A male dog lifts his leg so he can urinate on vertical surfaces (the proverbial fire hydrant). Why urinate on a vertical surface? Bruce Fogle, DVM, in his book Know Your Dog, suggests the scent of urine on a vertical surface will generally last longer than the scent on a horizontal surface. The scent is also more at nose level, so the next dog coming by will be less likely to miss the scent.


First off call me ice. Anyway,what is facebook all about? I'd like to sign up but i can't until I'm like 16. Parents are way too overprotective,but i can see why. I'm not going to say why i don't want to upset anybody. Also is facebook becoming even bigger by the day? Thanks a lot!

From Ice (link)
Its just a network to connect with friends and family. You add friends and family. You can then contact them, share music/photo's/videos etc. You can let people know what you are doing.

Thing is, its impossible to tell someone what facebook is in a few minutes. Its one of them things you play and experiment with, and figure out what everything does by itself.

I think people that get into serious trouble on facebook usually only have themselves to blame. If you post stupid pictures/things on there, then its really just your fault. But in itself, as a core, its really something to embrace rather than be scared of.

I don't think anyone can really deny that facebook is a growing force. As a business owner, its invaluable for businesses, and a great way for people to stay in touch. 700,000 people join facebook every single day. Its a less bigger force in countries such as China etc where other social networks are more popular.

But yes its definitely big, and getting bigger. Its a force to embrace, and a fascinating network.

Hope I helped :)


I want to learn all about the brain... about the different parts, lobes, actions, purposes.. all that. I realize I can read up on it on the internet but is there an any more interactive way to learn about it online?
I want to find a site that covers the basics as well as the more complex things. And if possible I'd really like to find some videos as to how it works because I learn better that way.

Thanks. (link)
Try going to Wikipedia.com and type in the human brain. It should cover all basics and maybe if you are interested you could look into details, good luck =)


I need to gain weight real fast ,what diet would i need , (link)
to gain weight you would need to do less exersise and practically eat junk all day. I dont know why you would want to gain weight though. Everybody usually has problems losing weight not gaining it, so umm i hope this helps =)


I'm a girl who is in love with this boy. He is an actor and and sings in the choir. He is a bit dramatic. I'm not sure if he is straight or gay.He has flirted with me before but I'm not sure if its because he is actually attracted to me or if he is just a natural flirt. What should I do!? (link)
You shouldnt ask him if he is because that would mean he would be knowing tht you actually think about him as being both. Maybe he's bio? i wouldnt ask but maybe get someone else to ask for you. Good luck, hope this helped =)


im 16 almost 17 and i have never been kissed or had a boyfriend or even held hands with a guy. i used to think i was pretty in middle school, but wen i got to grade 10 i saw all the girls dating and thought why couldn't i have that? because of this i have low self-esteem and dont think im pretty anymore. And i dont think i will even get married. advice?? its not because i dont want to date its just that guys never look at me or talk to me.
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Its ok, I know alot of people your age who havent been kissed or had a boyfriend yet. Your true prince charming will come some day and when he does you will be extremely happy. So just forget about boys and keep up to date on your studies and maybe you could even get a scolar ship for something you love to do. Hope this helped, and remember. Boys arent everything =)


i am just fed up with my life...
i want my parter to realise my value and the only way for this is to leave him which is ultimately very difficult for me if i remain alive so tell me what can i do???
the only thing i can think is of suicide. (link)
Oh, please dont. I have been in a sisuation where i wanted to commit suicide. I know a way but please dont. You can either shoot yourself in the head with a shot gun, hanging yourself, or taking a steak knife and cutting your veins. See if you really were a good person you wouldnt do any of these. Remember nobody said life would be perfect, they just promised it would be worth it. And also rememebr this life is simple, just not easy. If you were really a genuine person, you would choose not to commit suicide. So please dont, there is always another way to get through life. and remember never frown because you never know who if falling in love with your smile, choose the right decision




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