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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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i am over- weight, nad i was wondering if i ate, apples(fruit), yogurt like yoplate or something?, and meats with nothing else, and took maybe a mile walk everyday would loose weight,and do laps in the pool, maybe ten and swim ew hours?? or would that just be silly, help with some ideas pleaseee. (link)
Definitely eat healthy. Foods with carbs give you energy, but you have to make sure they are the good kind. Eat lots of veggies- broccili, green beans. Drink lots of water and eat foods with water in them- maybe Crystal Lite on the go in water bottles and have salads with low cal dressing. Take a long walk everyday would be good, swimming in the pools good, riding on your bike's good, walking your dog's good- just be sure to not overdo yourself.

The key is to try not to just drop pounds instantly, but drop them in a healthy way that you can maintain. :]


Well it has been raining a lot this past week, and I was wondering if anyone had any good ideas of what I could do on rainy days when I'm at home alone.
Thanks a bunch.
:D (link)
Aw, you could try things like drawing, surfing the internet, talking on AIM, knitting, doing a puzzle, downloading new music, cooking, you could paint your nails or read a book or [odd, yes.] paper mache and paint something.

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It's been raining at my house, too. Not fun at all.


Searching for…

A moisturizer with SPF that isn’t greasy or heavy (WON’T CAUSE ME TO BREAK OUT!) and can be found at stores like Target, Fred Meyer, etc. It can’t clog pores



Hopefully one that would give me a glow/bright look….

Links please.
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Oil of olay is a moisturizer by Olay, I believe, that has SPF 15 in it. :]


Can i download limewire for free? if so, how?

Thanks! (link)
www.limewire.com :]
Just click on the link that says downloads.


any1 know any sites that show movies online for free?
i know there are some cuz i watched spider man 3 online for free like 2 days after it came out
just forgot
i wana watch the first 2 Die Hard movies

any1 know of any sites? (link)
i watch movies online with www.videos.myrawr.com

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But I'm not sure if both Die Hards are on that site.


I'm 14 and i've never had a boyfriend. I don't really care and I don't obsess over it or anything but if I do ever get one any time in highschool I wouldn't want to do stuff like being fingered or sex or blow jobs and all that...


is that weird? I just don't think i'd feel comfortable doing any of that. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing though..

I'm scared i'll never get a boyfriend just because I don't want to do any of that stuff. (link)
You're not wierd at all, hun. There's nothing wrong with waiting. I mean, you're still young-- it's not like you've never been kissed at 30. And the only boys that won't like the fact that you don't want to get sexual with them are the jerks that don't deserve you in the first place.


When you have your discharge do you have to stay in the bath or shower a long time (link)
I agree with the person below me. You can stay in longer, I suppose, but really and truly, if you want to feel cleaner, then clean. You don't have to stay in longer for any reason. :]


if you were born in march what likey month will you have your period? (link)
I just wanted to add that no, you won't be able to tell what month you'll have your period because of your birth month [born in may, very first period in november] that you CAN get yours in the middle of the day.
I was in 7th grade and I got mine right before going to fifth [lunch] period. :\


I've recently put on some weight, maybe like ten pounds (which puts my weight at like 130.) Most of this new weight seems to have turned into stomach fat.
My friend Khalil,saw me recently (we don't live very close to eachother so it was a longer visit) and really liked the extra pounds, he said it made me look softer,and my new belly (which is kinda rounded) was 'adoreable'.

So I was wondering do more guys think like my friend, or are they mostly in for skinny girls? (link)
My exboyfriend said that all of his girlfriends are 'soft' rather than stick skinny. That not only does it gives you more to hold on to [good thing.. so he says] that it makes you look healthier and curves are good.
But, ofcourse, different guys have different tastes. :]


what are some songs that have good lyrics about saying goodbye, moving on, or being confused?
thanks (link)
I'm Not Missing You- Stacie Orrico
Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie
Can't Let Go- Landon Pigg
Goodbye To You- Michelle Branch

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what are some things you can do to make making out more exiting (link)
Putting your hands all over each other,
using things like a piece of ice or candy and attempting to pass it back and forth between your two mouths, play tongue war. :]



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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for 7 months and the other day on the phone, randomly he goes, i wish i could see you, and hug you every second of the day.
is that sweet or just plain weird?

THANKSOMUCH! (link)
Oh, that's adorably sweet. :]
Not wierd at all.


I'm actually really confident.
I think I look good, not great, but not horrible.. I dont mean this in a concieted way either.
Its just, I'm asian, and when I'm around other people I feel ugly.

I can't help it, I cant see why any guy would choose me over any of them, I know thats not the point.

But what can I do about feeling this way?

I only feel ugly around them, because everyone I see is goregous, young or old. I believe everyone is beautiful but myself.

help? (link)
I feel that way too sometimes, but you just have to remember that everyone is different-- and for a reason, too, because otherwise life would be super boring, ya know?

If you know you're pretty, then don't sweat it. If you're special enough to realize it, then you've got absolutely nothing to worry about. Everyone's insecure about SOME things, ya know?


my boyfriend is signing up for the coasts guards, but i dont know anything about it. like, all i know is that i'm going to be here for him 100% of the way and that i'm nervous.

what do people in the coast guards do? is he going to be safe? what is boot camp like? will he be able to stay in contact with me while he's there? (link)
Well, I'm not familiar with the coast guard, but my brother is in the marines and when he was in contact, they were allowed to call at thanksgiving and christmas [if he's there at that time] and they were allowed to write and receive as many letters as you can write to them.

As for will he be safe and what is he going to do-- it all depends on which camp he gets sent to for boot camp and what life's like when he signs up. My brother signed up at the start of the current war, and he's already been to Africa for 9 months and he's on his way to Iraq for seven months.
http://www.uscg.mil/hq/g-m/gmhome.htm
http://www.gocoastguard.com/
http://www.navcen.uscg.gov/

Try googling things like:

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And go luck to the both of you. :]


do (most) girls like it when you finger them (link)
Hah, yes indeedie. :]


I want to entertain in the field of singing. I'm not after fame: I actually wouldn't welcome it. I just want a bit of recognition for my ability and I'm yearning to inspire others with my voice as I have been by hearing other singers. Where do I get my start? (link)
In addition to the answers already given, you may want to take voice lessons- for the fun of it, I mean. Not merely to sound pretty, but to actually learn the do re mi's. They take a little practice, but I can honestly say that I conquered them in about two weeks.
Your teacher can help you with any problems you may be having, and can also help you pick your songs more wisely and might even [mine did, atleast] make you a few opportunities to sing at different places.


i need new songs! I haven't had a new song for like 3 weeks and that's a long time for me.

I normally listen to Hip hop and R&B. So artists like Rihanna, Sean Paul, 50 cent, Beyonce...etc

but I have a lot of songs by those kind of artists. I want something new. Can you help me out? Thanks!!!!

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Well, these mostly aren't hip hop and r&b, so maybe you'll like them. Also, they aren't all from this or last year, so maybe you'll like that too.

Less Than Jake- Look What Happened
Less Than Jake- Sugar In Your Gas Tank
311- Creatures
311- Freak Out
The Flaming Tsunamis- Fight Test
The Flaming Tsunamis- Refuse To Die
The Flaming Tsunamis- Pre-Packed Childhood
The Klaxons- Golden Skans
The Klaxons- Gravity's Rainbow
Curse of curves- cute is what we aim for
Don't Ask Me- OKGo
Young Love- Take It Or Leave It
Young Love- Discotech
Bowling For Soup- High School Never Ends
Brett Dennen- By and By
Bush- Glycerine
Death Cab For Cutie- Photobooth
Death Cab For Cutie- I Will Follow You Into The Dark
Daphne Loves Derby- cue the sun
Daphne Loves Derby- Midnight Highway
DJ Antikillah- Under Pressure
Eiffel 65- I'm Blue
Fat Joe- Make It Rain
Gnarls Barkley- Crazy
Gnarls Barkley- Smiley Faces
The Gorillaz- 911
The Gorillaz- Double Bass
Guster- Satellite
The Higher- Insurance
Justin Timberlake- Summer Love
Justin Timberlake- Cry Me A River
Le Tigre- TKO
Le Tigre- We Like Cars That Go Boom
LFO- Summergirls
Ludacris- What's Your Fantasy
Lumidee- She's Like The Wind
Men, Women & Children- Dance In My Blood
Mika- Grace Kelly
Mika- Lollipop
Nelly- Shake Ya Tailfeather
Nirvana- Come As You Are
No Doubt- Hey Baby
Nsync- Dirty Pop

Hope those helped.


my legs keep iching and ive been doing evrything to make it stop... WATER LOTION i dont no what else to do (link)
Um, have you tried antihistamines like benadryl? Try that next and just keep putting that on there.


do any of the like crest white strip things work? which one do you reccomend? (link)
I've used the original crest white strips and I noticed a suprising difference after four days. I can't remember exactly how much I paid for them, but no more than 20 dollars. You have to remember to do them TWICE a day for 30 minutes each- atleast. You can do them for longer, though. :]
Hope that helps.



I go swimming at my neighbor's lakehouse in the lake ALL THE TIME, and I don't even think about it. I don't go swimming past 12 feet deep of water and I know there's fish in the water, but it just hit me that fish bite! My friends have gotten bitten by fish a few times (not at a lot) and now I'm scared I'm next. I'm afraid they're going to bite my toes and I want to wear some kind of shoes to protect myself. What are some good shoes to wear in the lake that won't allow the fish to bite? There's a lot of sunfish and a few otters & I'm wondering if those kinds of creatures are known to bite? Also, what can I do so the fish will leave me alone when I go swimming? Please help!! (link)
Lolz, I've been nibbled by fish before. It doesn't actually hurt to me, so you really shouldn't worry about it. BUT, if you still are weary of it, they have those water shoes at you can buy at like, Walmart or a Sports store. If you're in the water, regardless of depth, you could be nibbled.
It's really no big deal. :]




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