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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ how do i lose 20 pounds in 4 weeks??
HaRd woRk! ExeRcise... tRy jogging, doing cRunches, swimming... and make shoRe to eat smaRt! Give up the candy, don't dRink that Coke, and avoid that Big Mac! I wish you the best of luck! Take caRe! =D

♥[?]♥ iv had sex but it hurt at the begging then it felt good...is it posible for me to rip a little?if so what do i do?
Of couRse it's possible.. it's actually what happens duRing sex. Don't woRRie about it though, it'll happen naturally as needed! Hope this helps!

♥[?]♥ why do you make all your 'R's capital. its really weird and gets kind of annoying sometimes......
No one has eveR asked me this yet, goodjob. But why.. I just think it looks pRettie. =D

♥[?]♥ im so toatally straight but is it ok for me to get horny by lookin at naked women on porn sites?
Hell yeah!! That's awesome! =D

♥[?]♥ hey can u plz give me good advice givers? i saw sum but cnau give me more and plz dont only name ur self
I've noticed that these few give some pRettie damn good advice : HollyAnn2282 AND BlackMamba AND Kevin1986 AND DEMONDRUMMER21 AND xohannah. And you always have mee! Take caRe! =D

♥[?]♥ everytimre i give a blow job to some guy i try not to swallow bc its gross but i keep doin it...wtf do i do?

and one more ?...i cant keep a stead relation ship with out bangin/blowing/or just all around cheatin wit otha guys...what do i do now?
Go foR facials... mMmMmm much betteR! =D

♥[?]♥ what is a blow job exactly?
When someone takes anotheR individuals penis inside theiR mouth and pleasuRes it by the use of tongue, lips.. etc. FUNNN STUFF!!!

♥[?]♥ has anyone seen the play hairspray?? if so how was it!?
I haven't! I had set up plans to go see it, but in the end we didn't have enough money! SoRRie I can't help ya!

♥[?]♥ whats a hand job???
It's when you mastuRbate the guy off foR him. You gRip youR hands aRound it, and basically Rub it up and down.. hope this helps?

♥[?]♥ is it a good think when a guy calls u a barbie?
I suppose it just depends! You could also tell a lot fRom the tone of his voice and the way he said it. I suppose it could be a good thing... if you think BaRbie is prettie, ya know, but peRsonally, I'd be slightly insulted. It just depends how you view it.

♥[?]♥ What is a hand job exactly... im trying to tell my friend but i dont know how to word it
It's when you mastuRbate the guy off foR him. You gRip youR hands aRound it, and basically Rub it up and down.. hope this helps?

♥[?]♥ What does lol mean?
LOL = Laugh Out Loud

♥[?]♥ hey. has anyone even been to sparknotes.com? more importantly has anyone even been assigned to read a book for skool and just read the chapter summaries on sparknotes.com? did it work 4 ya?
THANX!!
Well, I've neveR been to SpaRknotes... I've heaRd of it though!! And have I eveR not Read the book and just went stRaight foR the online summaRy??? Only with eveRy single book I've eveR been assigned to Read!! I just look it up on WWW.GOOGLE.COM as "[BOOK TITLE] SummaRy" And it always woRked gReat foR me! Goodluck! =D

♥[?]♥ hi. i have really long legs and im very thin... great rite.. well whenever i go anywhere and im wearing a skirt or short i get really dirty looks and stares from other girls! i cant stand it. i feel awful and so uncomfortable. Is there something wrong with long legs? do i look like a giant or something? they make me feel out of place :(
what should i do?
thanks
What do you do?? You keep youR head up and be pRoud of what you've got!! You should have NO Reason to feel selfconcious! Bottom line... if you FEEL good... you LOOK good!! It's also a possibility that they'Re jealous? Long legs aRe sexy.. peRhaps they admiRe you!! =D

♥[?]♥ what r smokey eyes or the new type of style that ppl say r in? i wanna get a new eye liner and i dont want nyc it sux! i need 1 thats not expensive and it will stay long
Smokey eyes!! Yes! I've been doing that foR yeaRs! It's simple.. you put on the coloR eye shadow you wish to spoRt that day, then you lightly go oveR it with gRay eye shadow! I think it Really does look cute!! I do it eveRyday!! And foR eye lineR.. I'd suggest "MeRyl NoRman" or "Beautique"!! Goodluck! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ how come sum ppl freckle n sum ppl tan? and if u freckle how can u stop/get rid of ur freckles?
Hmm. I'm not shoRe how much help I can be heRe, but I'll give it a shot. When my bRotheR was little he was COVERED in fReckles, and now they'Re baRely theRe! I suppose foR some people they fade with time. HoweveR, I have two fRiends with pale skin and daRk Red haiR who complain about theiR fReckles constantly!! I've heaRd that Rubbing lemons on them makes them go away. HOWEVER, this is only something I have HEARD!! I do NOT know if it's accuRate oR not.. it's just a suggestion and woRth a shot! Goodluck! =D

♥[?]♥ okay ive been messing with the new layout and i dont know if i should change anything about it... could you check it out and tell me what you think?

love Michelle ( blackmamba)
Hey! It's cute. Honestly, it's not my peRsonal pRefeRence, but if you'Re happie with it.. Right on.. that's all that matteRs! I'm jealous.. I wish I could make my own thingy-thing like that! =D

♥[?]♥ does anyone know any good websites that has pictures of ashlee simpson with blonde hair??? cuz i'm getting my hair cut & colored like her and i need a good picture for the hairdresser. answer asap!! if it's a good website i'll give you a 5!!!!!!
Just go to WWW.GOOGLE.COM and type in ASHLEE SIMPSON PICTURES... theRe will be TONS!

♥[?]♥ hey man, i just decided to make a new column because i think that people think im an adult or something because of my username, its just a joke. im 15 and i dont want to make a new column, is it possible to change your user name or do i have no choice
Nope.. you have to change it; soRRie! =D

♥[?]♥ my frineds hate me, whats wrong with me??????
Uhm, if youR fRiends hate you.. they'Re not fRiends... simple enough! =D


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