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My hair is blonde right now, and I usually get it professionally done. But right now I want to dye it to my natural hair color (medium brown.) But instead of going to the salon, I was thinking doing it out of the box since it's cheaper and kinda hard to mess up brown (right?). Anyways, I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations of brands that look natural and don't fade? Thanks!

Just dye it pink.

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I am 5'3 and weigh 110 pounds. What will 3 shots of 40% alcohol do to me?

You're an idiot. You're and underaged person going to a party to get drunk aren't you?

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I am not asking for advice but i am asking anyone that reads this to please visit www.one.org and sign the ONE DECLARATION a campaign fighting against AIDS and EXTREME POVERTY. They are not asking for your money they are asking for your voice because we can make poverty history one by one.
*JODYFRESH*
THANK YOU

And how does this work if we don't send anything in? You know $$$. Without money you can't do jack. Its just a petition people will sign saying they're against it.

It wont change a thing.

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ok I know I know I am totally screwed probably and I know I messed up big time but please dont tell me that over and ove...but ok I was raped last week and I didnt tell anyone yet...I cant im scared i dont now why but i feel like its my fault cuz it was my bf and Im the one who went out with him...so ya i know im screwed cuz the evidence is probably gone but I really need help on how to tell someone so thats why I came here..plz help!!
thanks

Sya " i was raped"

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I am a dancer and when im home alone... i dance lol.. what are some good fast pace songs that are good to dance to?

ALl these songs are by Mindless Self Indulgence

Faggot
Dicks are for my friends
I hate jimmy page
Clarissa

ALl those are great. You could probably look em up in windows media player.

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Well Its always been my dream to make a cd and have it in stores and like all that stuff! well I have gotten this offer and I can get this thing its like a record deal.. you make a cd and everything and it goes in stores ALL over the world.. but its just to see how many people will like you.. and id make about $7,000.. which is like nothing.. but if alot of people got my cd.. Id get an actualy record deal and more money.. so my question is.. Should I go for that or should I just make a demo and send it to a bunch of record lables and then try to get signed by a big record lable?

please and thanks
maddie

Upload some tracks on your computer. Send them to me over AIM. I will listen. I will tell you from there.

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my skin, like on most of my body is covered in (little) bumps. ive had them my whole like but i dont kno what they are and personally, all i want to do is get rid of them! i hate it. its not a rash or anything like that but it wont go away with lotions, exfoliation, or creams, or anything else i have tried. plz help me!!! i rate 5's!!!!!

Ever heard of body herpes? Neither have I. BUt you have it.

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I'm girl thats 14 and going into 9th grade, but I'm dating a guy thats almost 17 and going into 11th grade. A couple days ago he told me that before he met me, he made out with pretty much all his friends that are girls, and he misses that because he doesn't see me everyday so hes tempted to do things with them. He asked me if it would be ok if he did stuff with them. and still did things with me too, in other words, have friends with bennefits instead of a relationship. I said no because I didnt want to be his piece of ass, so I told him it was over. Now hes asking me to take him back, and I know I shouldnt but deep down I really want to be with him. what do I do!?

He's dumb. Why would he date somone 4 years younger than him? The maturity level is drastically changed between those 2 ages!

For his sake don't take him back.

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Im 14 year old girl, and my friends are the same age, I went to the beach for a week this past week and my best friend, we'll call her, Jess *hold that thought* I also played volleyball this season and made some great friends and I went to hang out with them and invited Jess. but since I went away for the week. Jess has pretty much taken my place. My friends dont even think about calling me to do stuff... they call Jess, its like. she stole my friends. and shes taken my place in every aspect. I dont remember the last time any of them called to see what i was doing.
I want my friends back.. what do i do

Well, when people don't call you. Its probably because you don't call them. Get a .50 cal sniper rifle and shoot Jess in the leg. It'll be funny. BUt also really bad.

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does anyone know who asked me the greeday question can you tell me your username
thanx lots of love I rate 5's if you tell me the truth

I hope this question is deleted. Right when I though you advice people couldn't get any dumber....

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me and mi friends r rly bored and we have nothin 2 do and were broke do u have ne ideas on wat we could do??

signed rly bored

Haha. Be happy that you're not REALLY BORED. That would suck. Then i'd almost help you for spelling something correctly.

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ok Im really upset right now my mom like thinks that im gonna be like anorexic and she wants me to go to a freakin consuler that I dont want to talk to at all she says because like some of the reasons that I dont want to go do things with my friends at the lake and have a pool party or whatever is because i think im fat well see i kinda do but i only think that I need to lose a few ponds i just dont like the way my legs look and a little bit of my stomach and she like is nagging at me like why dont u go to the lake with your friends or go to so so pool party she like because you dont want people to think your fat and crap like that and that might be a reason but she wants me to go to a consler!!!!!! god she is just.. i just wish she would let me live! pls help

Like you could probably like oh I dunno like stop saying like! K?

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were can you buy sex toys??

Ebay. Get em used. Get em worn in. Stick em for da cream!


At a store.

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see the thing is i have alot of friends but not one best friend i can do everything with. i want my one friend to be my bff but i dunno how, its really confusing and even tho i have friends i feel so alone.....help please

Imaginary friends are the best!

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ohk so i really wanna tone down my stomoach ... can anyone be kind enough to give me tips like 20 crunches then like blah blah blah ... lol yeh im the kinda step-by-step person thnx =)

Walk to a cliff. Stare down. Jump off. At the last second, pull your parachute. Repeat.

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i didnt know what category to put it in..but like besides spin the bottle, truth or dare, dare or double dare, blow/suck (with a notecard)...what other games are there to play at parties with boys and girls that are fun? thanks a bunch. i rate 5s!!!

Well umm, basketball is fun. So is baseball, a good game of kickball too! You know, there is a lot of games out there.

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A lot of times my back hurts when I'm sitting in one position for just a couple of minutes. And I don't know what it is! Does anybody have any suggestions as to what this pain is? I rate high.

Yes. That pain you're feeling is called a 'Back Ache'

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I've heard and read about this thing called JAMA. I've only heard asians talk about it. What is this JAMA thing?

It's for asians. Its the asian form of super glue.

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does anyone know any music sites that actually have WORKING urls because i'm guessing this one server is down or something and all the song uploaded into there doesn't work. I want music urls that work or websites like xanga, myspace etc. thanks in advance.

"thanks in advance. "

You're welcome.

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Today my boyfriend was kidding around saying that I (as in me) is going to start taking away kisses evreytime he swears (i always tell him not too) so i told him that i am taking them away, What is a cute tease of a kiss (just lips)!?!?? Like pulling away? Tehehe

%@#HSCHEER#@%

"Tehehe"

No.

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