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I am really bored.When making a prank call,what should I say.I want to them to fight back.I want to have a mutual,harmless and fun phone fight.

When I prank call, we usualy do funny things. It freaks people out.

Call a random house.
Say "Mom! I'm pregnant!"
They'll freak out. They'll be like who is this?! Say its your daugher.
It doesn't always work because half the time they'll say they don't have a daughter, but sometimes it does, and its fucking hilarious.

Another one is we call kids from our school and we talk in these wierd voices and we say
"Hello, we gay lovas! You wana be gay lova with us?"
Its really funny.

Also, this is probably the funniest.

Talk in a deep voice. Say, HELLO THIS IS GOD CALLING. I LOVE YOU, BUT WHY ARE YOU HAVE SEX!??!

Sorry, Just me and my friends' crazy ideas :]

Have fun.


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i have dish network for tv and i was wondering, does it show up on the bill what channels you access? (mainly im wondering about sex channels)

I have dish and no, if its just a regular chanel, it wont show up.
However, if its a pay per view, or something you pay for, then yes, those show up.

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where is safe mode on myspace

and how do i get it to be on private

Double Post? 0_0
Never seen that before.

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where is safe mode on myspace

and how do i get it to be on private

1.Safe mode doesn't exist on myspace anymore. They changed it awhile back so the regular mode would be more like safe mode.

2. Go to account settings on the home page, and click privacy settings and you can make it private then.

Hope I helped.

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everytime it starts to look like its turning spring the snow comes down like mad crazy. so a few days ago it was like 60 degrees or like 65 or something maybe 70 and it was so warm and i was so glad because i always feel so much better in the heat. like about the way i look my attitude everything. and then yesturday like we get 6-12 inches of snow. how depressing. any way i can get thro this? helpp.

Yeahh. I live in Ohio and it hit 76 degrees here. I was like WOAH. Its hard to get used to, I know. The next day it was 20 degrees here. But anyways, all you can do is try and make the best out of a bad situation. Get with some friends and dance in the rain, or go sledding, or snow tubing. Dress warm, stay warm, and have a good time.

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Once you've deleted everything to the trash can on your computer, and then deleted everything from the trash can, is it PERMINATLY gone from your computer? Like, people can't find it after you've deleted it from the trash and everything? Please let me know ASAP!

Pretty much. If you empty the trash can. Unless you do system restore, which goes back a day. But I doubt anyone would do that, since you lose anything you did after that date.

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ok so i have thick thick dark brown hair. I was wondering if you can give me a website that has like cool things to do to your hair weather its up or down. DONT tell me to straighten it or curl it cause i do and its getting boring for me. so if you can just tell me like a step to step hair do''s or website ill appreciate it alot:]
PLEASE
ANDDDD
THANKS
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I like this site. You might like it to.

www.geocities.com/mka_wonderland


EDIT: OOPS! I didn't know she said it before me =[

So try this :


http://www.seventeen.com/hair-skin-makeup/hair-ideas/

If that doesn't work, Go to seventeen.com and click on hair and makeup =]

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does any1 no of any good products for straighteninng hair? and any good hair straighteners

The best straighner that works with any hair, is a chi =]
I own it.


http://www.folica.com/Chi_Flat_I_317_1.html

I have the top one, but anyone is good. It heats up in 20 seconds or less, no lie.
I love it to death and highly reccomend it =]

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16/f

So there's this guy that I really like, and that I have liked since the beginning of the school year. I talk to him on a daily basis and we're pretty good friends.

The other day, I was sitting next to him and he got up out of his chair and blew in my ear, smiled, and walked away (to get something out of his bag, or something.)

Does this mean anything? it was kind of weird, but it's not the first time something like this has happened. He's been extremely touchy-feely towards me in general lately, and also has been open with me, (like telling me about how stressed he is and how he experimented with drugs to cope, which shows that he must trust me,) but he has a girlfriend, and while I thought their relationship was rocky for a while, they seem to have recovered. Is this a point towards, 'he likes me,' or am I looking into this too much?

Thanks!

Of course that means something! Its flirting! Even know he has a girlfriend, you never know. Maybe he wants you instead of her.

Guys do wierd things.. even if they have girlfriends. So just be extra flirty, and good luck :)

PS: I went through the EXACT same thing. Even the guy blew in my ear! We eneded up liking each other, he broke up with his gf. So good luck!!

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Would you say kissing on the shoulder is a sluty thing to do in a 6 month relationship and you both truly love eachother but he kisses your shoulder..would that be considered kind of wrong? i dont know why i feel its a bit slutty or maybe its just me

No of course not.

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so ive heard that dr. pepper makes your cooch smell. does it?

Nope, thats a lie =]

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ok my boyfriends friend just died. liek i have no idea what to say to him. i feel so bad

Aw! I'm sorry. The best thing you can do is just be there for your boyfriend. Hes gonna be sad, and not himself so just be there for him, and tell him "im sorry." "its okay." "everything will get better"
Things like those =]

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do anyone know what the word "entente" mean it's french

It means "Understanding"
http://www.freetranslation.com/

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Hey this is the girl that asked the question speed up. I basically want to know how to speed up songs like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWVAbxfbTE

if it helps...i have an e machines...thank you

-Flaggal

Hm.
Thats wierd && crazy lol.
I'm not really sure.
Try asking DANGERNERD this question.
But,
Its probably a specific program that they used to edit the movies, try windows movie maker maybe?
Sorry I couldn't help.

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On youtube i see some people have funny sped ups for videos. How do i make one. i already have a video
-Flaggal

I don't understand the question. Please be more specific and maybe I can help since I am familiar with youtube. Inbox me.

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hey ppl! well, i'm 14/f, and i have a problem. when i was about... 11 i think, i wanted to start shaving my legs. well, my mom didn't think i was old enough to shave with an actual razor, so she got me an electric razer thing. well, now i'm 14 and that electric razer does just not cut it. it doesn't get all of the hair off my legs. i want a razor, but i don't think my mom will let me. does that stuff by suave or whatever work? its the stuff kinda like nair. with the bladeless razor. idk what to do. help! thanx!!

Yeah, at that age, it worked. But now it just doesn't work. I just showed my mom my legs, and said "Mom, I just shaved. It's just doesn't cut. I'm 14, I think I should be able to pick out a regular razor"
She will respect you. Just say that! G00D LUCK!

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what are some signs of alcohol poison? help ASAP

Signs and Symptoms:

* Unconscious or semiconsciousness.

* Slow respiration (breaths) of eight or less per minute or lapses between breaths of more than eight seconds.

* Cold, clammy, pale or bluish skin. In the event of alcohol poisoning, these signs and symptoms will most likely be accompanied by a strong odor of alcohol. While these are obvious signs of alcohol poisoning, the list is certainly not all inclusive.

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Does anyone know of any good quote sites. Not just random or lovey-dovey cheesy quotes but like, hollywood, girly, quotes? You're much appreciated.

www.qm.your-memory.net


Amazing site.
Its got every quote ever made up, lmfao.

make sure you're using ie (internet explorer)

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i think that i'm finally getting an ipod fro my birthday because i'm sick of cd players breaking. so i was wondering the general price of a nano. i know they're usually around $200 but is there a store where they're a little bit cheaper, or another ipod that's not as much? because my mom's pretty cheap, lol but it's not like we don't have money.

Nope. iPod nanos are arround $199. But no, iPods are iPods. Apple tells the stores how much to sell them for. They are all gonna be the same price. The cheepest iPod is a shuffle, but you don't want that =[

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Does anyone know what word is it when someone tries to tell you something when they talk to you mimicking your voice. doesn't anyone find that very insulting.

Mocking = ]

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