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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

Hey I'm doing a school project thats due tomm. for math, and we have to make an If, then statement. We have to get a slogan from a store or restaurant or something, but I cannot think of anything!! Here's an example the teacher gave: If you eat Subway, then you eat fresh.

Can someone give me some slogans and places and such? You wont be doing my project our anything because we have to do alot of other things to the slogan, but I just need a slogan to start out with! Gracias!

If you eat at Taco Bell, Then you'll feel FULL.

If you shop at Hot Topic and wear alot of Safety Pins, Then you THINK you're punk.


If you Shop at Abercrombie, Then you clearly have alot of money.


If you eat at Burger King, Then you have it your way.

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My friend was smoking joints in my car yesterday and now my car smells like weed. How can I get the smell out? Other than airfreshner

Leave the windows open, and put air freshener. Also, try spraying Febreeze on your seats. I swear it works like a charm.

EDIT- That's why you leave the windows open AND spray it. Also, just put a car freshener in there.

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is it normal for a person who is 5/4 5/5 to weight 124

Yes it is. According to the following site, you are a 20.6 (With the hight of 5'5"): http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
What the 20.6 represents is your BMI (Body mass index) In order to be underweight, you need to be an 18.4. In order to be over weight, you need to be 30.0. So you fall perfectly under the normal category.

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i have very large and round green eyes. is there any way to make them appear slimmer? and/or to make the green stand out more?

NO NO NO! Do not do anything to make them look not as big. Big eyes= VERY good thing.



There is a new product out and I can't remember the name of the company. They make eyeliner/mascara/and shadow to help bring out your specific eye color. Using all of those combined, it makes the green POP.


Also, this site has tips on how to make your green eyes stand out:

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/makeup/makeup.html


Go down to where it says Eye Makeup.

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okay well i was wondering if the people who no longer get their periods because of eating disorders can still get pregant even though they dont get it anymore?

They COULD get pregnant, but probably would have a miscarriage within the first month or two for being malnourished.


I highly doubt the child would survive an entire 9 months in the body of a woman with an eating disorder.

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i have stretch marks on the sides of my stomach... and inside my thighs... is there a way that i can make them go away or make them less noticable?

Cocoa butter.


It's supposed to minimize the appearance of stretch marks.

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me and my friends are each going to be one color for halloween... i am going to be blue. Does anyone here know where i can get like blue fake nails...blue lipstick... and blue fake eye lashes? does target have it?

Target, Wal*Mart, Sally Hensen (sp?)


Anywhere they sell makeup, you'll be sure to find it.

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What is the difference between being Atheist and Agnostic?

Atheists believe in nothing. They do not believe in God, nor any form of religion. Agnosics are not so sure that they believe. They are still confused, in a way that there is a God, or that there is religion.

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My boobs hurt really bad when I wake up in the morning. But if I wear a bra to bed, they dont hurt as bad. I'm not big, only 38A/30B. Does anyone know why it hurts so much? Also, I dont really sleep on them. Thanks!

When boobs hurt or itch, it means they are GROWING. Not insanely rapidly, but they are indeed growing.

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what does that mean

What does what mean?



Or do you mean.. What does the word THAT mean?



What the hell are you talking about? I'm confused!

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I'm 14 and I'm 32AA. Is that normal? they havent grown since i was 10

Yep, it's normal. You don't stop growing and developing breasts until you are around 18.

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Some girls in one of my classes keep saying that me and this other guy (who im friends with but dont get to talk to all that much) would make a good couple. Today I wore a skirt and he said he wanted to look up it. And this girl said he liked me but he didn't really seem to say anything. But I wasn't really paying attention. Do you think he likes me? More than 2-3 people have said we'd make a really cute couple too....

First of all, a guy saying "I want to look up your skirt" doesn't in any way mean he likes you. It just means he wants to bang the shit out of you.


But anyway..

Why don't you just start talking to him alittle more, get to know him better and become better aquainted? You should always get to know a guy pretty good before you start dating him.


But honestly, judging by what he said, it doesn't seem as though he likes you. Hey, maybe he does like you. But I sure as HELL know he wants to get in your pants, and he is one horny mother trucker.

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what r the symptoms of your period... i think im getting it but im not sure...so please answer quick...!!!!!!!

some chik

Well, one would be blood on your underware.


Head aches, fatigue, nausia, lower back aches, cramps, weird food cravings.


Is this your FIRST EVER period? Or is it your second period or something?

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Is it wrong that I'm happy over the fact my ex-girlfriend just got cheated on by her most recent boyfriend?

Taking into consideration your additional info, then hell no it's not wrong. I'd probably find it pretty hilarious too. And I do find it hilarious.

That's called BAD KARMA- What goes around, comes around.

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can you tell if your cherry has been poped??

thanks in advance..

i'll rate all 5 if your not a smart ass

Yes, you can.


Most girls bleed, but very minimal the first time their hymen is torn. Some girls bleed more than most, though.

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ok well i'm a 16 yr old gurl and i just recently started going out with a friend of mine like 3weeks ago on thursday and i ador him......my first question is, is it weird that i might love him already? like i feel so confortable with him....and the other question is......i want to have sex with him...but is it to soon? like he knows i'm a virgin and he doesnt care to wait but i want to.

plz help i'll rate high

Questoin 1) No, it's not weird that you might love him. You don't need to be dating someone for a certain amout of days/weeks/months in order to love them, love can come at any time.

Question 2) I think it is WAYYYYY too soon. You don't even KNOW if you love him yet. What if he doesn't love you? Having sex at this point is uber early. You should at LEAST be dating for 6 months before you take it to that level. It's a brand new relationship, don't take it that far so soon.

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We look eye to eye, and I'm swept away.- Rufio



what rufio song is that??

One Slow Dance:

"One Slowdance"

You're standing there alone
And so am I
But I want you here
By my side
Your smile at me
Is everything
The staring game
That song of love.

I look you in the eyes
I try to read your thoughts
I ask you to go with me
To a far off place.
Oh.

I look you in the eyes
I try to read your thoughts
I ask you to go with me
To a far off place.

You and me dancing the night away
You can feel my heart beating so hard.
We look eye to eye
And I'm swept away.
On a moonlit walk on the beach
Watching the sunrise for the first time
I'm in a trance
From that one slowdance.

You're standing there alone
And so am I
But I want you there
By my side
Your smile at me
Is everything
The staring game
That song of love.

I look you in the eyes
I try to read your thoughts
I ask you to go with me
To a far off place.
Oh.

I look you in the eyes
I try to read your thoughts
I ask you to go with me
To a far off place.

You and me dancing the night away
You can feel my heart beating so hard.
We look eye to eye
And I'm swept away.
On a moonlit walk on the beach
Watching the sunrise for the first time
I'm in a trance
From that one slowdance.

We don't have to talk,
We don't have to laugh at all
I just want you here with me

We don't have to talk,
We don't have to laugh at all
I just want to be
You and me

You and me dancing the night away
You can feel my heart beating so hard
We look eye to eye
And im swept away.
On a moonlit walk on the beach
Watching the sunrise for the first time
I'm in a trance
From that one slowdance

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okay well lately ive really had the urge to have a baby. im 16 and ive been watching kids and playing with my niece ( 2 1/2) and it really makes me want to have one. i dont want one for the sex or anything i just want it for the whole thing pregancy, birth baby everything and going around kids makes me want one more and more. what should i do? i dont live it a kind of neighbor hood where that is really acepted and my parents would kill me if i had a child but i want one so bad like you have no idea what do i do? its not like i can even control these urges they are there

Oh I feel the SAME way whenever I'm around my 5 month old nephew, 1 and 4 year old nieces.


But you have to realize- You are ONLY 16 years old. You have your entire life ahead of you, having a child is just going to hold you back from everything. You won't be able to hang out with friends because you'll be taking care of the baby, you can't sleep a full night because the baby wakes up every 2 freaking hours. Your life, in a way, ends because of having a child. At least, when you're a teenager it does.


It's hard to get a job when you have a child at a young age. Because companies don't want to hire someone with a child, they figure, if the baby gets sick, you'll need to leave to take care of your kid. They want someone who is going to BE there when they need them.


Most guys don't like dating girls with a child, they feel it's THEIR responsibility and it takes away too much time from the two of you.


My advice would be to buy yourself a "Baby Think It Over" Doll. It's a doll used in sex ed classes nation wide. You can see one picture here:http://www.sxetc.org/index.php?topic=Stories&sub_topic=Birth+Control&content_id=3782
It tells you alot about the doll. It has changed the minds of many young teens from wanting to have a child, and from having sex.


But having a kid at 16 is REALLY hard. A girl in my school was put in a hospital because of stress after she had her kid. Handling school work, a social life, and a child is extremely difficult.


Ask your brother or sister if you can baby sit your niece for a few days. Without them there. I'm pretty sure after having her with you, you'll change your mind completely. And, your niece is in here terrible two's.. The WORST age for a kid.

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mmkay so i have the biggest boobs in my grade and guy sare always looking at them instead of my face. adn it rele bothers me. is there anything that i could do to make them stop? i mean like my friend had a pool party and i had to stay in the water the entire time cuz guys wouldnt stop. it rele bothers me.i mena likke sum guys only like my boobs and not me.

Next guy that looks at your tits, smack 'em across the face. That's what I'd do =)


OR don't wear low cut shirts or anything to accentuate your breast size. They also have breast "Minimizing" bras you could wear.


They do know that staring at your boobs is sexual harrassment. Even though they didn't touch you, it still is.

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First of all, let me clear the air. Im a sexually active 20 year old, Ive never been married, and I personally see nothing wrong with premarital sex, or sex in general.

But.

I have many friends who are Christian or Catholic, and they are (in my opinion) anywhere from sexually repressed at best, to afraid of and disgusted by sex at worst.

I cant really talk to most of them about it, simply because its a very uncomfortable subject.So I pose the question to the masses. For those of you who are religious, what are your views on sex, and why?

Thought provoking answers might get my screen name for further discussion, if you like. Any answers that sound something like

"ur crazy! Sex is uber cool! I LOVE SEX AND THERS NOTHIN WRONG WITH IT!! hope I helped plz rate"

or outright flames will get a 1.

I do not believe in God, nor practice any form of religion.

However, I do understand why people would think it's wrong, as my boyfriend (whom I lost my virginity to at a very young age) pointed this out to me.

He told me that sex is in a way a bond between two people and should only really be shared between two people who love eachother. And, when two people get married, it should be a bond shared between the two of them as a first time experience for both of them.

Although, neither of us think there is anything wrong with premarital sex, we can both understand why someone would save themselves for marriage.

I believe that if you TRUELY love a person and want to take your relationship to the next level, so be it. Sex is such an emotional thing (to me at least) because you get emotionally attached to the person.

But, I do see that it's wrong when you find 12, 13 year old girls going out and having sex to be "cool", because that my friend, is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

When I lost my virginity to my boyfriend, the timing was WAY off. We were pretty much both horny teenagers that just wanted to do a quickie and get it over with. Your first time is supposed to be special, mine wasn't.


Anyway, those were just my views on it, even though you asked for someone who was religious.. I felt I had something to contribute to the question.

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