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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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is there rock band for wii?

or is there when coming out and if so when?

if there is can you use the guitar from guitar hero?

No.

No.

No.

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im thinking about getting my boyfriend an ipod for christmas...what do you think?

No, I'm sure your boyfriend will beat you and then dump you doe such a toughtless gift.

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Me and my best friend have been inseprable for 6 years...this year a boy came along and now after some "drama" me and my bestie aren't like we used to be.
Any help???

It would be nice to know what drama there is. Is she not around as much, are you cheating on her, what's going on. Once we get all the facts we can help you.

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i am a cheerleader and im soo scarred because i am over weight so bad i weigh 169 pounds... i am soooo depressed..i am scared because i dont want people making fun of me being fat or yea u kno!!

lol thnx

This sounds more like a blog you'd write on your Myspace than a question that we can answer for you.

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im 16/f. i've been really lonely, and single, for a long time now, and since i'm too shy too go up to guys, i've decided to finally take action, while taking another approach. i recently created an account on espinthebottle.com, but i've been debating on wether or not i should post pictures. since my teachers are young and most of them go on dating sites, i'm scared that they, or anyone else that lives nearby who might know me, will by some chance come across me. i'd be humiliated. will anyone else who has an account, or any expertise at all on the site give me some advice [i have other questions about it]. thanXx in advance.

A lot of people go on dating sites nowadays, so it's not looked down upon as it was when they first came out. Don't worry about it.

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Anyone know any AIM programs that I can skin? I'm getting sick of the lack of... skinnability of the regular program.

That's a pretty big deal, I've heard wars have been fought over such things.

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ahh okay, this problem is REALLY embaressing but i don't know what to do. I just started dating this guy and i really really like him. He is hilarious and makes me laugh constantly but the problem is, im realizing that when i laugh really hard, i fart. haha yea i know it's bad it's happened like 5 times and i know it bothers him. What can i do to make me less... gassy?

i don't relly eat greasy foods or anything so i don't know what it could be =/

What kind of male doesn't think farting is funny? I think you should dump him on the sheer fact that he's defective and probably have ovaries on top of his testicles.

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this boy i dated when i was 11 years old said he loved me and would never hurt me. my paren't don't want me to date him. he broke up with me 3 weeks after i dated him and then he tries to get me jealouse even though i kissed him even though i was broken up with him. i kissed him when i was 12 years old. when i said i liked someone elsed he went and asked my mom about it. does that mean that he still likes me? what should i do because i am not allowed to date him for one reason is that my mom is friends with his mom and my dad thinks that i will marry him and have kids and that theywill come out with problems. and i think i still may like him.

I think I'm the one who's going to need advice after your question fried my poor retarded brain into oblivion. I don't even understand what the hell is going on! You dated him when you were 11, kissed him when you were 12, he broke up with you three weeks after you dated him??? Ugh, and also, you believed that he loved you? At the age of 11?? After three weeks?!?!?!?!?!?



AGHGGHGHAHGHGHGHG!


I think you should worry about being coherent before you worry about dating guys. You're not even in middle school yet.

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Ok so I like this guy he sometimes stars at me and when he stares i looks and stare back i am way to shy to ask him out wat 2 do HELP!!!!!!!!!

Either ask him out or be prepared for a lifetime of loneliness.

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I cant orgasm during sex with my boyfriend..

and i feel bad because i can other ways.

I'm comfortible with him but i cant.


what are ways that will help?

You can always trade him in for a new model, one that has +5 to pleasuring women.

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my heater plug light and ems light keep coming on

Thanks for informing us.

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I need ideas for my boyfriend's birthday gift, but the thing is, its in the same week as our one year anniversary. So I'm undecided as to whether to purchase two separate gifts... or just make it all into one occasion. There really isn't a limit on money at the moment, I just need some ideas as to what to get..

Buy him two separate gifts that need each other to work so he's confused between gifts on what he's supposed to do with the first.

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How do you know if your boyfriend is loosing interest in you? and how can you talk to him about it to see if he is?

16/f

Ask him if he knows the difference between lose and loose. If he does, he probably lose interest along time ago.

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=P This is my third question on this Meet and Greet but I want to learn everything about Meet and Greets so I don't turn up disappointed.

So what happens at a Meet and Greet? This Meet and Greet is going to be one of those table ones, where you queue up, they sign something and you walk away BUT I know they're going to be sticking around for a while.

I realise they will always have a big crowd around crowding them and stuff but...yeah

My question is what happens at Meet and Greets? The whole 'table and the queue' one plus the whole backstage, you go up to them and talk ones as well.

You fucking meet someone famous and they greet you. It's not that fucking hard to comprehend.

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how would you rate this game? what can you do on it? do you recommend it?

thanks!

On a scale of 1 to gay, I'd say it's pretty gay.

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f/14- i go to a school that is from the grades 6th to 12th-well Im an 9th grader and so are my three friend-well friend #1 is dating an 11th grader who is messing around with friend #2's boyfriend who is an 10th grader the girls dont know but I found out cause I caught them making out in the game room at the movies- to make matters worse friend # 2 ( not a virgin) is having sex with friend #3's boyfriend who is an 11th grader in the locker room during practice ( again the only one to know)!well going behind friend #1 back friend #2's boyfriend came to her house after school one day and she told me that they made out in her pool and she gave him head well the school found out about this and getting revenge friend #1 messed around with Friend # 2 and 3's boy friend at a party last week-now to really make manners worse not knowing that friend # 3 was bi she and friend #2 had sex at my house when they thought I was sleep-I heard everything but didnt say anything- well now friend #2 says that she thinks that she is bi and that she want to break up with her boyfriend to get with friend #3-well anyway now friend # 1's boyfriend wants to stop messing around with friend # 1 and friend #2's boy friend and hock up with me he said that he was going to do it tommorow but Im friends with all of them and I dont want to be apart of this party anymore what do I do>>>>>

This was confusing and annoying to read, just ignore all of them.

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Does anyone know any great myspace layout/graphic sights that will make me a great sign? Ive applied for alot, but no one ever does it. I'm getting sick of ppl not doing it. So any good sights that will actually make me a sign?
thanks.

That's because they all hate you and hoped you'd go somewhere online and complain about it!

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So I was tweezing my eyebrows an figured I would shave this little part that was annoying me to save the time of tweezing it because I was unfortunetly in a rush an I accidently snipped alot of my eyebrow hair off :( Until then my mom said use a pencil but find a cream or something to make my hair grow back ASAP I know vitamins help but my mom said to look for cremes because those can boost it fast sooo please any advice? I think im in a mid life crisis because this has NEVER happened to me an I feel sooo stupid for eve attmempting to use a razor but hey we all learn lessons an mine is never let a razor touch my brows again :(

You could always shave your eyebrows off and just pencil them it. That always looks classy.

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http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s134/omgoshxitsxmeg/?action=view¤t=homie.jpg
helloo.
im megan.
that picture up there is me.
:]
im getting random platinum blonde in my hair.
chunks.
streaks.
oh yess.
and.
i was wondering yalls opinion.
on one clip-in coontail.
by the right side of my face.
[black and platinum for the colors on it.]
:]
thanks in advance.

I personally hate it when girls have the black and platinum look, but that's just me.

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Hey. I just got Miley Cyrus's fan address off of mileycyrus.com but on the sample envelope they show, it says via airmail. Am I supposed to put that on my envelope to? ♥

It's pointless to send them, because you're just gonna get a generic letter that is sent to everyone thanking you for writing. But have fun :D.

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