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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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why do white people love wayne brady? (link)
Well, it doesn't really matter what his color is- he's funny. That's reason enough to like him.


well i am a photographer in the making (i have about 159 pictures right now. i am 13 by the way. and i have seen some other people who also photograph and they have this set of numbers on their pictures, does anyone know how you get your own or what they stand for? i am just looking for a way to look more professional

check out my deviantart if you want
http://jennarosa.deviantart.com/

thanks in advance! (link)
Well, I'm assuming that you mean pictures on myspace with numbers on them? Sortof like this:

http://a210.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_3169024d8f1f6ba28cef5c9c623182e9.jpg

http://a776.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_2f83f98eb2558fba610fee779472d9ff.jpg

That's usually their myspace numbers. Like, in the address bar when you're on someone's profile, it'll have numbers, they just take their numbers and put them in the corner of each picture, like a copyright mark.


Ok well I'm trying to learn how braid boys hair but there's one problem.....I have no idea how to!!! Is there any way I could learn fast or any site that could teach me ?? (link)
This is something that can easily be answered by google. :]


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http://www.hairboutique.com/tips/braidstyles.htm

Maybe those'll help.


Is there a way to get items like paint brushes free? like, i know, you can win prizes from wheels and scratch cards and mystery bags. But i see all these people with 40 paint brushes...and they are dirt poor. so how are they aquiring them? (link)
Auctions are a good way how people get paint brushes-- much cheaper usually than buying them from the stores. There are ALOT of people who sell stuff REAAALLY cheap, but you have to be neofriends with them.


can someone explain to me how to french braid your own hair? (link)
It was really difficult for me the first couple times.



http://www.ehow.com/how_17115_french-braid-hair.html

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how do u ad captions to your myspace pictures (link)
--Log into myspace.
--Right by your default picture, go to Add/Edit Photos.
--Go down to 'View' my photos.
--Click on the picture you want to add a caption to.
--Where it says, 'Caption:' type in what you what, wether it's words or the code for another, smaller picture, and click save.
--Wait a minute or two, and go look at your pictures. It should be saved.


HOw long do you usually make out for ??? (link)
As long as you want to, basically. As long as you're comfortable doing it, you can do it. Usually after a while, you want to do more though, so you do. It all depends on the person. :]


does anyone know if lemon juice and hydrogen peroxide can be heat activated (flat iron/blowdrier)
or if you have to go out in the sun to make it work (link)
You can definitely blow dry it- I dont know about flat iron, though. And about the sun in stuff- It all depends on your type of hair, and color. Some say that it turns your hair orange, while others don't. The girl below me had a negative experience with it-- while thats all I use to lighten my hair. If you're going to use it, try doing one strip of hair to test before you decide to do your whole head of hair.


14/f
I'm a little nervous about what people say about high school. People say that high school is really a scary thing and that the older kids always pick on you. One of my older friends got molested at a high school party. (Problem Solved) Kids are always talking about the populars. I never had any problem with it in Middle Scool. And I really don't know what to expect ? Can anyone share expieriences and tell me the honest good and bad of high school ? (link)
High school really isn't that bad. By the end of your freshman year, you'll be tired of it, and probably think it's lame. I don't know about the school you're going to, but no one got picked on or anything scary like that. There's only four or five high schools in my city, so most of the middle school kids moved up together-- so everyone still had their friends.

I will tell you that you should probably expect alot of drama and you know know that you won't have the same friends by the time the school year is over. I lost several good friends my freshman year, and alot of rumors went around about me, most or all of them being completely false.

You'll probably change too, during the coarse of your freshman year, everyone does to an extent. Most of my friends say that I got even cooler, some of my friends got a little less cool-- meaning not fun to be around anymore.

So just keep an open attitude about everything, never take anything TOO seriously, and be yourself. Don't forget that you aren't the only one probably freaking out about high school- everyone does for a little bit.



i was with this guy once, bob and we did some stuff, and when he fingered me, it hurt, really bad. like i cried for an hour after. and i dont know if it's because i had a bad time then, but my almost boyfriend and me did stuff last night, he fingered me and it felt good, but nothing really happened besides it feeling good, nothing earth shattering like everyone always talks about .. i dont know if there's something wrong with me, or how to handle it. i feel like im gonna make him mad causenothing happens. (link)
I'm going to assume you're saying that you didn't have an orgasm or anything? That's perfectly fine. Not every girl enjoys being fingered as much as others-- some even calling it similar to just putting in a tampon. Try clitorial stimulation with your boyfriend- and explain to him everything that you've told us. Communication's always key.


hey guy,s do u like a girl with a little belly, not like fat, but has some fat on her stomache. or like no stomache at all, like being completly skinny.

&& My next question is would you be more attracted to a girl with an all around skinny figure, or a girl with an athletic figure??

thanks a ton (link)
Well, I'm not a guy, but you said I could ask my guy friends, so I did.

All of them said they like a girl thats NOT stick thin, for various reasons. One said he liked a little meat around the edges because it gave him something to hold onto, while another said that it just makes the girls look more healthy. Most of them didn't think that a size zero girl looked healthy OR attractive.

And to the second question- atheletic over skinny, any day.
:]


ok so im 15/f and im getting really pissed at my mom because im not allowed to see any guys. like not just date but hang out with them. if i go to any of my friends houses and there are guys there, im not allowed to go. and im not allowed to go to MY BOYFRIENDS HOUSE!!! im so sick of her and when my sister was my age, she could do pretty much whatever she wanted. i just dont get it. (link)
Ask her. There has to be some kind of reason for her to be so protective of you, when she wasn't of your sister. Flat out ask, "mom, what's the deal?"


why can only some people see my comments & others can't?
they aren't suppose to i have the right link and everything
i don't have a layout anymore cause i thought that was it but i don't get ittt.. (link)
I'm guessing you dont want anyone to see your comments? If you DONT have a layout for myspace, but just have a couple codes, delete all of the codes and start fresh.

If you don't want anyone to see the 'ADD COMMENT' button, put this code at the very END of your 'Like to Meet' section::


td.text td.text td td a, .redlink, td.text td.text td b a {visibility:visible!important;} td.text td.text td a {visibility:hidden;}




If you want to hide all of your comments, [which should hide the add comment button too, so there's no need for more than one code] put this code at the very end of the 'Like to meet' section::











Then, after you hide your comments, you'll need to create a new comment box for people to write in.


http://panicked.nuclearcentury.com/myspacelayouts/comment-boxes/

Click on the picture of the comment box, and a new window will open, copy the code and paste it where you want it in your profile, and change every XXYOUR USERID HERE!!XX with your FRIEND ID on myspace. If you don't know what your FRIEND ID on myspace is, log in, look at your profile, and in the adress bar, there should be some numbers. For instance, they could be:

29578587
50395392
48753047

That should do it.

If you have anymore questions, just ask. :]


okay, im 15/f and im pretty, I always had a boyfriend, and guys would call me hot and all. But my teeth are kinda messed up. My bottom are PERFECT!. But my top are messed up. Okay.. my front two teeth are a little tilted in. Then those "fang" teeth are weird too. My one is okay, its not bad i could live with it, but my main problem is my other fang tooth. I still have 3 baby teeth left and that fang tooth is growing on top of my baby. So its pushed out, like sticking out.
Now im a cheerleader, And i hate to smile bc of my teeth. People at my school are use to it i guess, and never say anything about it. But its when im with other people. How can i be more confident with my teeth like they are? And be more happy during cheerleading. We're going to an away camp friday and i dont want people to think im mean bc i dont smile.


((braces are not untill my baby teeth fall out, so i dont know when i can get them)) (link)
To sortof correct the person below me, retainers ARENT like temporary braces. Braces are braces. When you get your braces off, and the dentist wants to make sure that your teeth don't get bad again, THATS when/why you get a retainer. They wont fix your teeth- they merely keep them from getting worse.

Try wiggling your baby teeth that are still left. I know what you mean about your permanent tooth growing in when your baby tooth isn't gone-- I had one of those. Well, I still have it, but I got my three last baby teeth pulled, so all that's there is the permanent and a sort of hole.

Work on those baby teeth, and then get braces. That's all you can do.

If people already like you, even with your teeth how they are, then you don't have to worry about it. Everyone has flaws- remember that. There's something about everyone that they don't like, yours just happens to be in your smile.

It makes you even more of an individual. :]


I am a virgin. My period stopped 2 days before I was fingered. I dont know if he had pre-cum on his fingers..If he did, it would not be a lot at all.... but what are my chances of getting pregnant? I am so scared.!! (link)
Well, from what it sounds like, the chances of you getting pregnant is really slim. I mean, you didn't say what all you did, but how would he have gotten pre cum on his fingers? Don't stress out, hun.


what are the earliest signs of pregnancy?
(link)
Dizziness
Missed period
Morning sickness
tender, swollen breasts
Fatigue
Cravings
Headaches
Moodswings

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/symptoms-of-pregnancy/PR00102


I live near a city so i go into there a lot. when i do, i see soldiers sometimes, and marines. I always want to walk up to them and just give them big hugs, thank them and walk away. But i never do. Would it be weird if i walked up to them and stuck out my hand and said "thanks for everything"??? (link)
My brother's a marine, and people do that to him all the time. :] He says its nice and he feels really appreciated.


hi on some days i like to do weight lifting but the next day i feel lazy and cant be bothered and just stop doing them what are some things i can do to keep doing my work out...thanks... (link)
Well, I used to have that problem. Try moving your work out to sometime in the morning, rather than at night, like alot of people do. Always make sure you're staying hydrated, too. Try changing up your workout, or listening to music that makes you feel energetic, and makes you want to work out faster. Some people find it easier to work out with other people too, so that they can help keep each other on track.
Depending on what your equipment is, [like handweights or an actual machine you'd have to move] try working out in different places, too.

:] Hope that helps and be sure to not over do yourself.


can anyone give me a site where there are heaps of pictures of emo/scene boys?
thanks (link)
www.deviantart.com
and search for emo pictures. :]


when does the chinese translation of the last harry potter book come out? july 21st is the english version (link)
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