What would you rather have as a kid, a boy or girl? And why?
A boy. low maintenance, less expensive, able to help do things once he gets past age six, can be taught to be rugged, self reliant, and a patriot without defying social norms, and have a chance to become a greater soldier than I. not saying girls are bad, they're just too damn money and maintenance intensive to be economical. besides, women will never be as strong or be able to fight and kill as good as a man. and thats very important. I don't intend to raise princesses obsessed over materialistic shit, I intend to raise a smart, honorable, compassionate, hard working, and fearless offspring capable of accomplishing goals despite insurmountable odds. and thats easier with a boy.
-Gunner
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Hitler, I am amazed that someone actually read and responded to my worries, thankyou for your response. This afternoon, I felt much better when I wrote all this. And wow!!! if you are hunting for Talibans you must be somewhere near my neighborhood, are you located in pakistan or Afghanistan??
Ok so well I cannot leave the job for sure out of question, we work in non profit world, lots os social action programs cross paths, even if I leave job I cannot avoid running on him. And really i do not want to do that. I know I and will be cheating on my family and he as well, but why is this such a big issue, who knows after a while I will get over. Right now it feels hell, just the idea of a world without him .
I was there last year, if you know where Paktika province is. heading back soon. so whats your desired outcome with this relationship? In all honesty, you're jeopardizing your marriage....if its worth it to you to try pulling something off out of this, then by all means. two ways this can go that might be successful: have an open relationship with your husband so he can pick up random chicks at the bar, and divorce. both are kinda messed up, but they're on the table. then again, thats social norms poking its head into it...
eh, thats one of the reasons why I've stayed single the past four years, that, and I'm not going to make a war widow out of anyone.
-gunner
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Friends, I am in desperate need of help, I am 40 happily married and a lovely family but recently on a long haul work related trip I badly rather we badly fell for each other that is me and my friend/colleague since the past 20 years. He has always been been my close friend, very trusted and we would share our worries and actually grew our families on each others experiences. But this new feeling is devastating, I know I am deadly in love with him and he too is. The attraction is so obvious that we would be lying if we deny it. I do not want to leave my family neither does he, but we love each other as well. It was a damned moment when we argued on something simple and he apologised and we felt how anything we do and say reaches our hearts. Later on we even talked about it, held each other and realised there is no future, and we do not want our families to hurt, but we do not know what to do.
Help
okay, I'll jump on this grenade. knock it off. you've already got a family, so consider this a good time to find another job. take some zoloft and never talk to him again.
-gunner
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What does it mean to be called a "Smurf?"
Example: My friend was driving down the road and some kid shouted out "smurf!" to her...and I was thinking wth is a smurf??
the dude who came up with the smurfs made them the ultimate communist society, there's only one chick for reproducing, the guys are mostly homosexuals, and they live in mushrooms. I'd say its comparable to calling somebody a communist faggot in fewer words.
-gunner
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Just out of curiosity: is anal sex supposed to be pleasurable for girls? or is it more something you do to make the guy happy?
its supposed to be enjoyable for both parties. you think we put things in girl's asses just for our own entertainment? well, yeah, we do, but its usually a mutual fun thing.
-gunner.
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I was talking to somebody when I was at work and they said something like it might turn out to be Indian Summer here or something like that. I have no idea what they mean by that and I'm not about to make a fool of myself. What does Indian Summer mean?
its an old new england term meanng a summer that lingers too long and won't die. like the loal native americans in the area. but my ancestors slaughtered them all with great vigor... so its kind of dated. they'll last until october sometimes, remaining in the 80s when the normal high would be around sixty.
good thing we had lord jeffery amherst around, else we might have to be dealing with those pesky savages even now. YAY smallpox!
-gunner
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hey does anyone know any nice beaches/beach areas in florida..like nice clean beaches. thanks
Pensacola beach, Navarre, Destin, Panama city, Saint Augustine. if you go to any on the gulf coast, watch out for the riptide. if there's a red flag out, then DON'T SWIM! we had over thirty tourists drown in the surf from 2000-2005 because they didn't listen to the lifeguards. stupid tourists..... anyways, don't swim near fishing piers(at least 100 yards) and don't go in the water around dawn or dusk. especially if you see guys fishing in the surf. they're shark fishing, and most likely chumming the water with blood. common sense is apparently uncommon in tourists, don't flush your brain down the toilet when you go on vacation. this goes for all beaches, and don't worry about the sharks, unless you rile them up with blood in the water, they're happy to leave you alone. its funny watching from the pier as nine foot hammerhead swim by unsuspecting tourists looking for stingrays to eat. you won't even know they are there. enough scaring you, just don't be stupid, and you'll have a great time.
-gunner
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My whole life, so far anyways, has been one, big, miserable hell. I'm going to be 19 in September and I don't feel like I can trust anybody. I've been told I'm pretty even beautiful, but I am not popular. Everybody makes fun of me, all throughout school they've made fun of me. My friends make fun of me, my family makes fun of me, and they do it in front of people who just met me which gives them a bad impression of me. I feel like everyone hates me because of some of the stuff they say. Everyone talks down to me when I say how I feel and I just hate it! Everyone seems to want to know how you feel and then when you tell them, they yell at you! I hate my life, and I hate being alive. No one would miss me if I was dead, so why does God keep me alive?
yep, Know that feeling. people will always do shit like that, its just normal. you just have to grow a thick skin and deal with it. I had to do the same thing, it sucks, but its do-able. I've asked the same question; there's no sense in shit, but I've noticed that shit happens for a reason. My buddies would get killed, and it eventually saved lives months down the road. took me a while to find the point to my continued existence, but now I know what I'm still alive to do; its still bitter, don't get me wrong, but somebody wants me around to go back with my friends to afghanistan. I may not come home, but by damn I'm going to keep fighting and make a difference until they put me in a shallow grave on some forgotten battlefield in a godforsaken land. If it does happen, my buddies will make it home to their kids. so its more than worth it. People who kill themselves are fucking cowards. bottom line. Those people, no matter how much they're assholes, care about you. My first sergeant said a few months ago "you fuckers know how I feel about people who kill themselves, they hurt the fuck out of their families and friends; so If you're going to do it, just give me the common courtesy, and lay down a fucking tarp to contain the bloody fucking mess you'll make when you do."
life will get better, kid. just push your way through the low points and you'll do fine.
-gunner
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I have a forum that uses the same type of coding as Invisionfree. The whole CSS coding sort thing. Recently, our skinner left and I've been trying to learn in the case. Also, it would be kind of cool to learn how to skin overall, just to have the knowledge.
Does anyone know where I could find beginning lessons or a tutorial for CSS coding/Invisionfree type skinning. I'm a beginner with no previous knowledge in skinning xD and very little knowledge in HTML, bytheway.
Thanks!
damn, I don't know what all that mumbo jumbo is, but I saw skinning, so I figured that all that's french for "how do I skin a dead animal". first, you flip the bugger onto his back, then make a shallow cut(into the pelt, but not deep enough to spill his guts)starting at the vent(asshole) and running all the way up its stomach, chest, until you get to the mid chest. then you make a Y incision running up the inside of his legs on both ends, and start peeling the skin back. depending on the animal, you may have to use a knife to cut the membrane that holds the skin on, or sometimes, it just comes off as you peel. once you reach the paws, cut those fuckers off and leave them attached to the pelt. now, it takes a real artist to skin the face and head, I usually just leave it on if I'm dealing with squirrels and chop their purdy heads off.. after that, you stretch the skin on a board, trim the fat off of the skin, and hit it up with a tanning solution. once its dry after a few days, take it off and work the leather, I usually work it against my dinner table edge. this softens the pelt and makes it more supple. after that, I take it and sew it into something useful, like a hat, or a coat, or shoes, or blankets... the possibilities are endless, especially if you want to make a girl something.... thats some gur-an-teed ass where I come from. hope you're happy with your new dead animal accesory.
-gunner
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I need advice quick I am not to skinny but then I'm not fat either I just wanna get tonned up so what are exercises I can do to lose the little extra I have in my thighs and buns I want them to be tight and really firm?
the key to tone is high repititions, low weight. in addition, change your diet, you'll have more energy if you don't eat garbage food, and working out in combination will also help. start doing cardiovascular workouts too(running, rowing, cycling), this will help you burn fat off quite well. above all, stay hydrated. proper hydration is key to success and survival, drink water until your piss is clear, and maintain it. having to take a leak every hour or two is a good thing.
-Gunner.
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18/f.
my boyfriend is a somewhat famous singer, & we have been dating for a while now. i'm on tour with him right now & i keep getting really jealous, because all these girls throw themselves at him & he like kisses their hands & cheeks, and i know he doesn't actually like them, but you never.. some of the girls are so pretty, & you never what could happen, when my back is turned. Also, i kind of did something really bad. well i was really jealous because he kissed this girl on the cheek & then she grabbed his dick & i was like freaking out on the side of the stage. & so, i got really mad and i stormed off & his best friend was back in the tour bus, so.. me & h is best friend kind of had sex. & his best friend said he doesn't want to tell him, but i feel guiltly, but i don't want to tell him either, because it might ruin our relationship. he told me this was his first honest relationship in a long time, because he has gotten lied to alot in the past. we have been dating since last november. & i love him soooo much, but i just don't know if i can deal with all the jealousy and stuff. & he just recently signed a really big record deal soo.. another good reason not to break up with him. i love him with all my heart, & i know i made a mistake.
what should i do?
i can't break up with him.
why were you jealous in the first place? other girls are jealous of you. By the way, good job on messing up a sweet deal. I couldn't have done it better. and what the hell is "kind of had sex" supposed to mean? Did he shove a computer mouse in your ass and call it good?
And judging by the "& he just recently signed a really big record deal soo.. another good reason not to break up with him.", you're shallow. Look at it, you just said something that amounts to "he just got promised a shit load of cash, cash that I can use to buy myself happiness". Enjoy your dishonest and apparently meaningless superficial relationship. I'm sure you'll rate me a 1, and I could care less. At least I'll have the moral high ground on you for all eternity.
-Gunner
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I am hearing that Mr. Cronkite died today, but I don't understand why it is all over the news absolutely everywhere? He is just a news reporter guy right? I feel bad for asking this, but I feel worse for not knowing. Yes I know he was a news anchor, but there are lots of those out there, so what makes Walter Cronkite so special? I don't even understand why Michael Jackson is such a big deal, and who ever even heard of Walter Cronkite until today?
Thnaks!
he was the greatest news anchor of all time. back then, you could trust a news anchor to give unbiased reports. in several european languages, the word for anchorman is "cronkiter". watch the recordings of the apollo 11 moon landing, the kennedy assasination, and the vietnam war, thats him. its funny how people like cronkite and Darrell "shifty" Powers, some of the greatest men in the 20th century, die in the past few weeks, and they've gotten little coverage in the case of cronkite(relative to jackson) and none in the case of powers. apparently America values its eccentric child molester pop stars more than the men who have preserved The Republic.
-gunner
look up Darrell "shifty" Powers on google.
AIRBORNE.
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these girls say they are going to come kick my ass both of them dont know how to fight im not really worried about it but do you have any tips on fighting?
things about fighting:
to avoid legal reprecussions, only use enough force to neutralize the threat. If you go after them with a force multiplier (IE: brass knuckles, bar stools, baseball bat) when they hit the ground, its time to stop hitting them. use your environment, but remember; only use a tool if you can handle having it taken from you and used against you. best bet is to plink them upside the head with a rock, then leave. works pretty well. but if you feel you're in mortal danger, go for the ears (pull down and forward and they'll come off), and the eyes. eyes are really the best way to kill somebody, but its really bloody awful. even hardcore killers don't do it much. don't be excessive, you will go to jail.
-gunner
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I need the best sexy actractive nickename that fits my boyfriend, my boyfriend is a hood boy he's serious but then again he can be real mushy and I really need help trying to figer out a nickname for him so can you help me find one i am a 14 year old female and my boyfriend is a 15 year old male
karate joe
chico
bullethead
future inmate
-gunner
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ok well i havent seen my boyfriend in over 2 months and i am going to see him on thursday what do u think i should bring...referring to the bedroom and such...any suggestions would be great
depends on your relationship with the guy, what turns him on? you could always go with the safe bet, and bring some costumes or skimpy lacy underthings..
-gunner
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i was masterbating the other day using a cylinder-shaped-thing. i felt like i had to pee when it got close to the climax, but i heard thats what happens when girls are about to orgasm. so i kept going. and when i thought i was orgasming, i peed. is this normal??
im going to be having sex soon, and i dont want to pee during intercourse. is there anything i can do? how will i know if its a real orgasm or if i just have to pee really badly?
thanks!
Thats a female ejaculation. congratulations, you're one of the much sought for squirters. If the guy doesn't have his head up his ass, he'll be extremely thrilled.
-gunner
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nineteen, female (:
okay so everytime me and this guy hang out he always triese to go down my pants.
i've never been fingered before, but i have heard that when a guy fingers you, its for YOUR pleasure, not the guys.
does this mean that he cares about me? i mean he NEVER has asked me to give him a blow job or hand job or anything of that sort.
he just always tries to do things, to me. is this a good sign?
mostly its because guys like to play with things. its fun. its like dora the explorer, except dora's my hands, or tongue, and whatever she's exploring is a snatch. or he's just trying to warm you up for some sex. thats why its called foreplay.
-gunner
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where else besides victoria's secret do people usually buy cute bras?
damn, there's one place out in cali that sells really lacy skimpy shit, Fredrick's of hollywood. took a while to remember, but when I was working at the post office, that was the monthly highlight.
-gunner
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so i'm barely 16 (girl), and really old guys try to hit on me all the time, its really creepy. i don't need any warnings about "stay away," blah blah blah, because that's obvious, and the oldest guy i'd date or even think about hooking up with is 18, maybe 19. but like so many guys give you that "i want you in bed" stare (hahaha;) & theyre like 30s or even in their 40s! its disgusting. like im short so im obviously no older than 17, i mean some days i could pass for legal but probably not. like i know when a guy is interested in you, he turns his torso to face you. i know this could be coincidental at times but i had a teacher last year that always sat on desks and (not to be gross) spread his legs to slump down with his elbows on his knees, and i know that when a guy points his you-know-what at you, hes interested in you. (its a natural mating instinct, don't believe me if you dont want to.) this teacher was like 30 and he always faced me. like i made a point to move to avoid him and move to different seats across the entire room and he still always faced me, every single day. like i know its just one incident but so many old guys give me creepy stares. i just want other peoples experiences to make sure im not the only one hahaha and maybe some advice to keep the creepers away ;)
thankss
damn thats fucked up. I'm guilty of it, but the worst part about being 23 is not knowing whether a chick is 18 or not. wear stupid high school shirts, or don't dress certain ways, one of the ways I check age is by what a girl wears. its not fool-proof though. I've had cougars hit on me, one chick was old enough to be my mom, so I kinda understand, at least dirty old men usually have the common courtesy to not grope... that was a wierd episode at the bar lemme tell you. carry mace or something if you can, I carry a gun.
-gunner
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what other stupid games are there besides bloody knuckles do people do?
well, there's a few we came up with in afghanistan, and they all revolve around rocks.
Apocalypto- have one guy sprint, and people throw rocks at him(wearing a helmet)
rock-shamboo- stand fifteen feet apart, and throw rocks at each other's balls.
dog hunt- throw rocks at animals.
-gunner
haha, you don't know the half of it, our whole FOB was gravel, and most of that country was rocks.
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