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Skinning Lessons/Invisionfree


Question Posted Tuesday July 21 2009, 2:20 pm

I have a forum that uses the same type of coding as Invisionfree. The whole CSS coding sort thing. Recently, our skinner left and I've been trying to learn in the case. Also, it would be kind of cool to learn how to skin overall, just to have the knowledge.

Does anyone know where I could find beginning lessons or a tutorial for CSS coding/Invisionfree type skinning. I'm a beginner with no previous knowledge in skinning xD and very little knowledge in HTML, bytheway.

Thanks!


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hitler_the_goat answered Wednesday July 22 2009, 2:44 pm:
damn, I don't know what all that mumbo jumbo is, but I saw skinning, so I figured that all that's french for "how do I skin a dead animal". first, you flip the bugger onto his back, then make a shallow cut(into the pelt, but not deep enough to spill his guts)starting at the vent(asshole) and running all the way up its stomach, chest, until you get to the mid chest. then you make a Y incision running up the inside of his legs on both ends, and start peeling the skin back. depending on the animal, you may have to use a knife to cut the membrane that holds the skin on, or sometimes, it just comes off as you peel. once you reach the paws, cut those fuckers off and leave them attached to the pelt. now, it takes a real artist to skin the face and head, I usually just leave it on if I'm dealing with squirrels and chop their purdy heads off.. after that, you stretch the skin on a board, trim the fat off of the skin, and hit it up with a tanning solution. once its dry after a few days, take it off and work the leather, I usually work it against my dinner table edge. this softens the pelt and makes it more supple. after that, I take it and sew it into something useful, like a hat, or a coat, or shoes, or blankets... the possibilities are endless, especially if you want to make a girl something.... thats some gur-an-teed ass where I come from. hope you're happy with your new dead animal accesory.
-gunner

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