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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ yesterday i was watching tv and i changed tha chanel and it was porn!! i didnt even bother to change it and i wanted to watch it and im 15/f is that normal?!?! i got really horny and i wanted to call my bf to come over! whats wrong with me?!?!
Happens to me all the time...

♥[?]♥ I'm 13 and wondering...
To sexually pleasuRe oneself...

♥[?]♥ i'm a 12 year old girl- i'm not turning 13 til may... and i m like sorta short 4'9" and like 84 pounds.. jus to give you an idea of what i look like. I have brown, curly hair and sorta tan skin wit light brown eyes....
so, what make up do you think would look the cutest on me? thanx a bunch
**xoxoBRITxoxo**
I have daRk bRown eyes, and daRk bRown haiR with tan skin. A lot of the time I pick my make up accoRding to my outfit, but not always. HoweveR, I go with a lot of light puRples, suttle pinks, and TONS of white -- they Really appReciate bRown eyes. As foR foundation, I use 'CoveRgiRl's' "clean makeup FRAGRANCE FREE NON PARFUME 30ml" bottle. It glides on smoothly, and comes in *many* diffeRent shades, so you'Re bound to find a coloR that's peRfect foR you. HeRe's a tip: to get youR eyeshadow to last alllllllllll day, put some body lotion, oR PetRoleum Jelly on fiRst, THEN apply the shadow. Also, theRe's this technique I do, called "Shadowing". It cReates this AWESOME smokey affect!! You simply put on the coloR eyeshadow you wish to weaR, then using a bRistle bRush, dab a bit of gRay eyeshadoW oveR it!! It's goRgeous; I *NEVER* leave the house without it!! And as foR eyelineR... when it comes to liquid oR pencil, it's just a peRsonal pRefeRence. HoweveR, if you ask... MOST people will tell you that pencil is a betteR choice. It's a gReat staRt foR a beginneR who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easieR to clean up and Re-do than liquid would be. And if you plan on caRRying it aRound in a puRse oR pocket.. theRe's a chance that the liquid may Ruin. And now foR the pRoducts... peRsonally, I think the two best bRands of eyelineR out theRe aRe "MeRyl NoRman" and "Beautique". "MeRyl NoRman", which can only be puRchased at "The MeRyl NoRman Cosmetic Studios", is pRicey [typically $8.50 - $15.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wondeRfully, and stays on all day!!! On the otheR hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE, howeveR, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". And "Beautique" is only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy cRap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollaR pRice thRow you off - you'd be cheating youRself out of the best pRoduct out theRe!! I'd PREFER "Beautique" out of ANY otheR bRand of eyelineR!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT pRomote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... foR only .99 cents.. it's woRth a shot!! Goodluck!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need moRe suggestions. I Really do hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ 12-female : am i underweight? im 96 lbs and 5'3", i wear a 32A and my i have a pretty "flat" lower back so idk if that would effect my weight but ya
Well, fRom youR descRiption I can tell you that you seem fine to me. I wouldn't woRRie too much about it; if you feel good, you look good! =D Thanks foR the question -- soRRie it took so long foR me to Reply. =D

♥[?]♥ what is an orgasm.. like what happens?
An oRgasm is an explosive dischaRge of neuRomusculaR tensions at the peak of sexual excitement that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contRactions in the female. It's just the most intense paRt of sexual activity. Most of the time you'll know if it has occuRed, but it's not always so. Hope I helped?? Thanks foR the question. =D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know of a good eyeliner that stays on all day and doesnt smear?!?! I can't seem to find a good one!!
I think the two best bRands of eyelineR out theRe aRe "MeRyl NoRman" and "Beautique". "MeRyl NoRman", which can only be puRchased at "The MeRyl NoRman Cosmetic Studios", is pRicey [typically $8.50 - $15.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wondeRfully, and stays on all day!!! On the otheR hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE, howeveR, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". And "Beautique" is only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy cRap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollaR pRice thRow you off - you'd be cheating youRself out of the best pRoduct out theRe!! I'd PREFER "Beautique" out of ANY otheR bRand of eyelineR!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT pRomote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... foR only .99 cents.. it's woRth a shot!! Goodluck!! I hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Has anyone tried the Curious perfume by Britney...if so, did you like it??
I have, and it's gReat. And might I suggest Liz ClaiboRne's "Mambo" - it's the best; my favoRite!

♥[?]♥ my plant, gromie, just winked at me. it kidna scares me. i am really upset with his behaviors! what should i say to my naughty naughty venus fly trap? should i tell him to be a good boy, or just ignore the cute little guy?
Give in -- you know you want to. And besides, theRe's pRobably no avoiding him; he seems to Really be falling foR you. Goodluck -- hope I helped!

♥[?]♥ everytime i have sex with my boyfriend, he tells me he's too big to fit "in there" is it my fault...or should i just break up with him and go out with a man whose dick is smaller?
I'm not shoRe if this is a seRious question oR not, but I'll tReat it as such. It's completely not youR fault if he's too laRge to fit "in theRe" -- it's just youR build. Also, listen to the tone of his voice as he says it. Most men love the fact that theiR gentials aRe too Room consuming foR theiR giRlfRiends -- it's a Real ego tRip. Anyhow, it's no big deal -- not youR fault, so don't woRRie about it. HoweveR, if his saying this upsets you, talk to him about it. I wish you the best. Hopefully I've been of some help heRe.

♥[?]♥ Do you all think that you are responsible for what you dream about? Like, lets say for example, you don't cuss or something...Well, are you responsible for that kind of stuff?
We aRe in no way "Responsible" foR ouR dReams -- they soRt of.. just.. happen. We can't contRol what we dReam, and I believe they aRe without Real meaning.

♥[?]♥ what should i do if i have to watch my neibors house and i kill there prize wining crab grass
Go out foR Chinese.

♥[?]♥ i have really small boobs *34A*and im 18 is there anyway i can make then bigger *not padded bra or fake* thx

TheRe's nothing you can do; it's just in the genes. HoweveR, theRe's NO shame in a padded bRa whatsoeveR... we all have 'em... no biggie. Hope I helped? =D

♥[?]♥ yaaaa soo i recently got hacked on neopets and lost everything...then i got it all back....im sick of playing the game and i have about 70,000 YES 70000 neopoints im willing to give away soo if you want send me your screename and pass and i can neofriend my stuff to yOU!!!! AND i have a friend WHO needs a CHEAT to get some (ok i lied ALOT) of money...anyone know how!!?


CAmi
Neopets aRe a bunch of bastaRds. They always say I cheat and ban me, and I lose eveRything. I just gave up on them... congRats on youR outRagoues amounts of points though. Take caRe! =D

♥[?]♥ how can ur masterbate with a pellow?
Hump it; go hog wild!! =D

♥[?]♥ my bf(15) and i(13) have been going out for a couple of months and we're ready to have sex together. we wanted to try oral sex first but i have no idea how to give a blow job or anything!!! can you tell me like what to do because i don't want to seem like a fool when it comes time to do the job. can you help?? thanks and love ya tons!!
x)gAbBy(x
Sex is a BIG step, and you must be *absolutely* ceRtain that you aRe Ready to take on such a big Responsibility. You should have sex when you'Re Ready [and only YOU know when that is], but my advice to you.. at 13.. you'Re NOT Ready... you at least owe it to youRself to expeRience a little bit moRe befoRe you make such a dRastic decision that will follow you thRoughout youR life, BUT.... oRal sex is simple, and must staRt somewheRe, so have at it. You don't Really have to leaRn... once you do it... it's basically instinct. You just gRab it.... and go, Really. BRing it in a little bit at fiRst.. to the head... then bRing it almost all the way out.... swish youR tongue aRound it and bRing it in youR mouth at the same time... make shoRe to lick the actual undeRside of the penis [theRe's a majoR neRve theRe, deliveRing vasts amounts of pleasuRe]. Also, jack him off while sucking him. It's veRy simply; you'll catch on quick. Just please be caReful; use good judgement, and know youR limits. I wish you the veRy best! I hope things woRk out foR you. Thank you foR the question... I'm soRRie it took so long foR me to Respond [I just moved... no computeR], but feel fRee to come back if you eveR need anything else. =D

♥[?]♥ fuck you, you don't know what people that cut themselves go through inside. you should be more sensitive about other peoples feelings, because you don't know what these people go through. i, my self know, because i used to. YES other peopple have many many issues and struggles but you don't know what others go through INSIDE. get real you jerk

F U
haha... put youR little steak knife down, see a shRink and leaRn a new way to handle youR petty pRoblems, Punkin'; you'Re pathetic. Thanks foR stoppin' by though; feel fRee to come again. Oh, heRe's an idea, instead of cutting next time like a little whimp..... tRy asking me foR advice -- it's helpful! Love ya! *SMOOCH* =D

♥[?]♥ Im a 16 female from the south.. i have had 42 partners in sex! I cant seem to say no or do get aroudn from it.. i do it to pleasure the guys whether i want it or not.. but i just cant seem to say no.. ive tried nd' just doesnt help.. i cry cuz of the fact i been wit so many guys! Am i simply a slut? Help me plz
Nah... not a slut by any means! It's uhm.. nice.. that you caRe about pleasing youR paRtneR, that's DEFINITELY something to make shoRe you do duRing sexual encounteRs, howeveR, you need to woRRie LESS about PLEASING THEM.. and MORE about doing what's Right and healthy foR YOU AND YOUR BODY! Sex may me good, yeah... but too many paRtneRs is a seRious health Risk, and ultimately NOT woRth it!!! It shouldn't be haRd to say No, I undeRstand that when you'Re caught in the moment, oR on the spot, it's veRy tempting, but Really.. use some sense and think about youRself FIRST!! I wish you the veRy best of luck!! Hope I helped!! Thanks foR the question; I'm heRe if you eveR need anything else!! =D

♥[?]♥ why do people cut themselves because i have a friend that does and its obvious. my friend always blames it on "the cat" but cat scratches don't make crazy grid patterns.
Because they'Re too weak to handle theiR petty pRoblems, and too blind to see that we ALL have shit to put up with.

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Hey, Well there is this guy I USED to like..(Well..I actually still do) but I found out from my best friend who is friends' with the guy I like said that he was talkin' crap about me ... Well I got some1 thats spose to beat him up but he actually beat up 1 of his friends..Well I got news from this 1 guy that talked to they guy I like and he told me that (the boi i like said this)... "Did crystal* say that she was gonna get a gun and shoot me? Well tell her this, Tell her I said that I will get a gun , load it for her then give it to her and see what she'll do with it.." I never said anything bout a gun or shooting anybody!Can you plz help me!
Another thing, I'm really confused alot of my friends says that he likes me .. .but I dunno now I'm not so sure.. I found out he was talking bout me 2 weeks after school started... and well I dont talk to him that much... Alot of times he wanted to talk to me but I chickened out -n- went home... Can u plz help me?
This really scares me!
K, I'm guessing you'Re like 12/13, coRRect? ... I think that sounds about Right. I say to foRget this whole little infantile situation and move on. FiRst of all, whoeveR would bRings guns into a fight of that situation is RetaRded.. and secondly, even if they BROUGHT a gun.. no one would have enough balls to fiRe it; so don't woRRie about the who gun scaRe. Just foRget this guy all togetheR. Avoid them.. they'Re not woRth youR time; you have moRe impoRtant things to devote youR time to. I'm shoRe once you staRt to avoid it, and act like you don't caRe.. they'll see that it doesn't botheR you.. then it won't be fun foR them anymoRe, and they'll move onto some otheR infantile game. Obviously this guy doesn't like you. PeRhaps he might a little bit, but how much could he like you if he's going to staRt childish aRguements and cuz made dRama?? I know foR a fact that's not the type of Relationship you want; neveR settle foR less. I wish you the best of luck!! Lemme know how things tuRn out. Thanks foR the question.. RemembeR I'm heRe foR you if you eveR need me! Hope I helped!! =D

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help! okay well im going into highschool next week and i am also supposed to be getting my period i dont know where the bathroom is and i really dont want to be taken by Surprise what should i do ? please help

xoo confused
Uhm, I'm not shoRe whetheR to take this as a joke oR not.. it seems like it, but it might not be??? I suggest asking someone wheRe the bathRoom is if you can't find it. Also, it shbouldn't be THAT haRd to miss! In any event, make shoRe to stuff youR nostRils full of maRshmallows, and seal plastic wRap oveR it. Goodluck; I wish you the best! Hope I helped!! =D


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