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i have so many guy friends. all of my friends are guys except a select few. but ive never had a b/f. could there be like a vibe im giving thats saying im not interested?!?! anyway my question is : What can i do to show a guy that i like him without telling him ?

thanks

Thats why. You dont do anything to get a guy. How about this, next time you like someone, ask them out. The reason you dont get anyone is you're too lazy.

Just be happy you arent plagued with a realationship in the teenage years. Most last a couple months, thats it. You try it out for size, wear it for a while, and the new trend comes around.

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I have a hard time getting a boyfriend. I'm not sure if it's just me because i have a lot of friends and i'm pretty nice. I dont get it!!! Any advice to get an HONEST and SWEET boyfriend???
I'll rate high for good advice.

My advice is, why dont you ask someone? If they wont ask you out, ask them.

The only reason nothing is happening is because you're not making it happen. Quit sitting and do something.

You should be happy anyways. Teen relationships last a couple months and thats it. Be happy you're not plagued with this problem.

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i love this girl. But not in a love love way. as a friend, and i am a girl myself. but i love her alot. noo not as in girlfriend love dont get the wrong idea. but when i told her i loved her she thought i loved her as in more then a friend and she blocked me on aim. what should i do? i tried calling but she wont pick up

You should confront her in person. Explain to her.

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I heard that if you have six small meals a day, then you lose weight. If you do, what should you eat, and how often?

Thanks in advance!

Diets are for lazy people who dont want to work out.

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ok... so say.. im not the most prettiest girl in the school.. but still is cute..... everyone says im so cute.. but im going into the 8th grade.... i want to have a boyfriend.. and to go up the social ladder.. im not a geek or a nerd... im like inbetween.. like i have my own group.. but i think it is breaking.....like.. im a little chubby.. but noone really gos by weight... they go like for faces and personalitys.. (usually sluts) but like.... how can i do whay i want without becoming a slut..????????? like some outfits ideas and hair styles?????? or something??? like.. i wear what is usally comfortable for me.. like jeans and a sweatshirt... and in the spring sweatpant capris (like active wear) i dunno...... so please give me some tips?? thankz...

Rissa



Here is some good advice. Stop caring. Your social rank in school means nothing. Those popular people have no more friends than you do. When you get out of high school, and say you have achieved "popular" status, what then? Its all over. No one cares if you were popular or not in the real world.

All they know is, you work for them, they pay you, here is your check.

They dont care about your past. They care about what you'll do for their future. Thats all.

Your clothing is just another fake image you're trying to create to get to the top. Yet another image created by a mass opinion.

You need to see by the propaganda you've bought into. Learn to get along with the people you meet. Learn that the people at the top are the same as you. Matter of fact, the people at the top could be more boring than anyone you currently know.

Or dont. I dont really care. Do what you want.

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I've liked this boy for a year now. Actually, loved him. We've gone out three times. The bad part is..hes NOT a good kid. He's done somethings waayyy out of the ordinary. But it seems even if he was mean to me or something, I'll always love him. All three times it didnt work out. He dumped his girlfriend because she didnt wanna go far with him and i told him that was rediculous. The thing is, when i talk to him sometimes he'll make me uncomfortable by saying its not him after i talk to him. If i tell him i still have a lot of feelings for him..he'll tell everyone and then maybe go out with me. Then everyone would hate me for it. I'm just so confused i really need help to get over him and stop thinking about him.

Then you need to know he's trash. Know you wont go anywhere with this person. You've already tried 3 times and failed 3 times. What would a fourth time be significant for?

It wouldn't.

It'd just be another failed attempt at a failed relationship.

Know this, and you can stop caring.

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i need a little help with my xanga site like i want to add like 2 more boxes to this lay out

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=juicyo5

on the left side one for my chatterbox and another for my counter thing how can i do that?? can someone help me out...

Why do you care so much?

You need to realise something about your xanga. Overall probably 10 people at most will view your site. Regularly. No one cares about what you do in your life, your friends will care just a little. You need to know, your site is pointless to make it look good.

Its pointless becase all in all only 10 people will view it. Those 10 might not even care, its just something to read when they're bored.

Stop thinking someone wants to know your daily thoughts. Know, you're alone with what you do.

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My friend is really fake. She used to be nice, but recently she has changed for the worse. She always talks about people, and I have told her to stop, because how do I know she is not talking about me behind my back. I want to be her friend, but it is getting ridiculous. I am so fed up with her, cause when I tell her how I feel she tries to turn it on me!Please help, I am going crazy here.

How do you know shes not talking behind your back? Know this. She is talking behind your back. She'll talk bad about you to anyone else she talks bad about. You hear her whines about one person, they hear her whines about you.

If you're fed up with her, stop being her friend. Its not really that hard of a decision to make.

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Do you think if you don't masturbate you dick gets bigger ?

I dont. Why? Because I know thats not true.

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i am MADLY in love with my best guy friend. we're like brother and sister and i LOVE him. i dream about him, think about him.. i can't help myself, i've never had a guy be so nice to me. but there's nothing i can do about it because he's madly in love with my best friend and i've decided not to do anything about it. how do i get out of this hole i fell in? i LOVE him. i don't know what to do.. please someone tell me if this is ever going to go away :(

You infatutation is different than love. You dont love him. You'll get over him.

But first you need to realise, you dont have a chance with him. He likes someone else, that person is not you. Know this, and you can start to get out of your "hole."

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i like this guy a lot. i use to like his best friend, and i still kind of do, but im kind of starting to like him more. and my friends witch are his friends say that he likes me too, but hes really shy, and im not sure if i want to belive them, because he ust doesnt seem like he likes me, but hes friends keep saying he does. and im not sure hat to do. because im not sure if he will tell me he likes me because he is so shy, and im afarid to tell him i like him, and have him not like me and i will feel stupid. thanks so much
b!!

If you both keep this up, there will be no realationship. Make a move or dont. Its really that simple.

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I'm 15/f
Way too many guys like one of my best friends. It's just so annoying how many boys like her, and the ONE person I like likes her too which really sucks because whenever we all hang out together he doesn't even notice me. IM NOT JEALOUS! It just bothers me, and sometimes if I tell her that someone else likes her she'll be like who doesn't? Or something like that and it's just soo annoying. What should I do?
---x0 GiNa 0x

You're jealous. Come to face with that. You can't stand the fact everyone likes her. What should you do? What do you want to do? This question doesn't fit with the story you've given. You can't to anything about her being pretty.

Get used to the fact she looks better than you do. Maybe you'll stop caring. Get used to the fact all the people you like will like her. Stop caring.

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wat does masterbate mean? I have seen it in tons of advice columns and I don't know what it means!
i dont need to no but i am curious

If didn't really need to know, why'd you ask the question? You really do want to know. So just leave that out next time.

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I need some help do you think that I guy should like you for who you are or what you look like

As a teen most go for looks. No one cares about personality. Do what you want; you'll be breaking up with him in a couple of months anyways.

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There's this guy named Justin. He is on my sport team. I see him every Monday and Wednesday. I really like him, but i'm not sure if he likes me..
How can you tell if a guy who is really shy, likes you?
I'll rate!

Just ask. Is it really that hard to ask?

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Already i might seem like a COMPLETE LAME for asking this.. im not a real computer person at all.. i only get on it to help people on this site or to do homework.. i wanted to know what is XANGA everybody mentions it on this site and i have no freakin clue what it is.. so if you explain to me ill be happy to rate high.. loves ya!

A place where people write about their useless lives that no one cares about, except the couple friends that view the site.

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I just asking about you know any websites besides teenman and cosmogirls and old sites. know any new sites too do on.. when ur bored. bored.com not fun lol.

No idea

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I really want to have a party, but the thing is i am kinda afraid of having one. not afraid like afraid of spiders and i am just worried that people might not like it, or think its dumb or whatver i just am too stressed thinkin about it. should i just go ahead with my plan or what? and also, should i have a big party (which was my original plan) or should i just have a small group of my girlfriends and go to a hotel or something? ideas? thanks

If you feel bad about it why are you doing it?

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Iam always nervous and deppressed no one around me like family,friends,stuff like that can tell. I have no brothers or sisters to help me,I'm scared of life to and of the devil I think I want a Theropist but I'm scared if I tell my parents i'll get in trouble and they wont belive me. I am 13 and female, I'm also scared of the fact of becoming one of those teens who get soo stressed they move things with there mind and don't even no it, and some of those kids become Excersist.

P.S. I'm that teen who is a Little too skinny.

The devil? Think about this. Maybe god doesnt like you. What if he doesnt? You'll die a sad and lonely person. Get over religion. Get over being nervous.

You need to learn to let everything go. Let everything around you do its own little thing. Stop caring.

You're worried about "those kids who become exorcist?" Why? Do you have any REAL proof that is possible? Even close to possible? You fall for propaganda made to control you, give you hope. Its called religion. Maybe shortly you'll notice the contradictions in it.

Maybe you'll notice all the other different religions. Maybe you'll even start to wonder; "Is my religion the correct religion?"

Stop caring.

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Heyy. I will be going back to school in early Sept. This summer I have really been into MTV. Well, I got even more into Laguna beach. When I see their lives, I am sooo jelious. I am not popular. We do have a popular crowd though.,.... My life can't be anything like the ones on Laguna Beach... is there anyway I can over come this and maybe even come close to having that life??? Please Laguna is almost my life....

We've all been raised to believe that someday we'd all be millionairs, movie gods, and rockstars. guess what? We wont.

Everyone is slowly learning that fact.

The sad part is, you're modeling your life after a television show. What kind of sad desperation do you have in your life?

Realise this. Say you accomplish your dream of "popular" status. What then? When you get out into the real world, and away from the fabricated school life; when you're going in for a real job and the recruiter asks "why do we need you for our company?"

Do you think "oh well I was popular back in highschool" will really work? Will it really matter? No.

Do the "popular" people really have more friends than any other people? Not really. They're only recognised as popular because of the mass opinion that they are popular.

Get over Laguna Beach. Learn that what you want to be means nothing. Learn you will never achieve what those television personalities have achieved.

Then, maybe you can be happy with yourself, and where you are in life.

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