My name is Christine. I live in a popular town in The Caribbean island of Jamaica. I grew up in China, Texas (not a very popular town though) and then moved to Crystal Beach, Texas. We finally moved to Jamaica, and as i got older, i had to deal with the experiences of friends, teachers, school, family, mental illness, drugs, and others. I know a lot about sex, though not enough to get completely by, because i want to remain fresh until i am married. NO offence to others, because as an advice giver, i have no right to judge. I am catholic, (which is a denomination pf Christianity). I am part French, Indian, Spanish, and British. My mother was adopted, so i dont know the other side of me as much. I took my father's side more, and i am as you can say cajun which is mostly french. I look like i am American, though i can look like other races if i spoke the language. I really do hope you like my advice, i am very sweet, and experienced in certain fields, and I try to help my absolute best with anything you give me. If there is no happy answer or postive one, i will try to calm it down for you as much as i can. I am sorry if i fail to give good advice, but i try my best, Thank you in consulting my opinion, if you ask for my advice.
E-mail: lilgothicbiotch@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: texas
Occupation: student
Age: 13
AIM: xxlunaxspikeyxx
Yahoo: yes i do now sweetybodeety@yahoo.com
MSN: yes i have msn lilgothicbiotch@hotmail.com
Member Since: May 20, 2006
Answers: 145
Last Update: October 25, 2011
Visitors: 9622
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Dear Advicenators, I have auburn hair with freckles, and pale skin but I do tan. I really love the way Lindsey Lohan's hair was when it was bleached. I want Christina Aguilera's hair color. How can I dye my hair this color but keep my hair healthy?
Yes, I have dyed my hair and bleached my hair before, but I think that the dye is completely washed out by now. (It was semi-permanent.)
My mom isn't a hairdresser but she does know a lot about hair and her best friend is a hairdresser so she usually gets the professional things, but I will go to a solon if you insist.
I came across on this answer on a google search:
"I would say go to sally beauty supply and buy ...
2 oz. Clairol 7th Stage Creme Hair Lightener
if you have a lot of hair buy 2 things of it.
then buy
Clairol Professional Lightening Activator .5 oz. (2 packets to put into the dye mix)
then buy 20 volume developer. (mix 2oz if using just one lightner 4oz if using 2)
Mix those 3 things together and then put some neutral protein filler into the mix ... this will help distribute the color evenly and keep your hair protected ... leave it on for like a 1/2hr or whenver you feel your hair is light enough !
Then if you have some red undertones buy a ash blonde dye and mix it with developer and protein filler and dye your hair with that ...
i went from auburn to blonde w/out using the ash dye so you might not have to use it. "
^^^^ Does that sound good? It sounded to me like she knew what she was doing.
I figure that at a solon that all they will do to me is highlight my hair heavily since that is what they did before when I asked. They fall inlove with my hair color and think I'm crazy for wanting to bleach it, but it's MY choice, not theirs.
This is a picture of me:
http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z248/evelyngbell/?action=view¤t=CIMG2618-2-1.jpg
http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z248/evelyngbell/?action=view¤t=CIMG3693.jpg
Sorry, my pictures are so edited! (ugh!)
Anyways, if I have confused you, can you just recommend a good Advicenators hairdresser to me?
Thanks in advance
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have that idea in mind
and print it out and show it to the clerk at sallys beauty supply.
they dont just hire any clerk
my hair was falling out from some dye i had and the clerk helped me out finding the right stuff
they try really hard
so print out that google answer. and go to sally's and theyll help you find that stuff, or if the answer of google is wrong, theyll help you find the exact stuff to do your hair properly.
it'd also help to bring in a picture of the exact blonde you want so theyll help you find the correct volume.
and btw
u look so pretty.
you have myspace?
mine is myspace.com/toxic_paper_flowers
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Does anybody know any songs that are about someone being fed up with their life and all their drama and just want to start over their life and turn over a leaf? Like just become a brand new person and forget all the shit?
genres that are Pop, Hip-Hop, Rock, Alternative (like simple plan, linkin park, hellogoodbye, fall out boy, nickleback, etc.) are recommended.
Please no country music!
thanks :) (link)
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leave out all the rest by linkin park
try that
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I need some smart come backs to my aunt when we come to her house and she verbally abuses me and my siblings calling us fat (we're a size double zero!) and other sutff!
I like one I got from hollister_lover09 saying, "and what did YOU look like when you were my age?"
some really smart ass comebacks would be great because she's picking on us and i know she's older then us and we're nto supposed to talk back but this is merely standing up for ourselves because I'm tired of just standing there, taking it in while a lot of guests are there and watching my siblings on the verge of tears. (link)
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- no one really loved you when you were little, did they?
- how does making fun of us benefit you in life in any way?
- ah great have your "ten minute" pleasure... im sure since uncle (whatever his name is) died you need some more.
- i can lose the weight but you cant lose your evil heart.
- at least i still have my soul, who took yours?
- ah i guess you need to feel better about yourself.
- nice mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break.
*or if she ever gets new mirrors*
- nice ner mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break like the old ones.
- ah my eyes are burning!
- *sniff* i smell evil, dont you?
- the only reason ur not fat is because all of the calories you burn is from bitching.
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Okay, I know these kissing questions are waaaay over asked, but I really need an answer to this. I'm 15/f. I've made out with people before, but most were inexperienced. I'm about to date someone with TONS of experience. He's basically done everything but gone all the way and he's hooked up with alot of girls. He's finally going to try another relationship (hasn't had one for a while) and I really want to impress him. I know he'll end up comparing my kissing to other girls' since he's been with so many. Are there any tips you can give me? Anything I should try to show I have some experience too? Thanks in advance! (link)
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thats stupid if you base a relationship on kissing. practice on your hand if you have to lol. but seriously... ..its stupid to start out like that, by comparing kisses .. pft GEEZE!
:\ sorry i meant the GUY as in, if he bases kissing with personality its kinda sad and u deserve better
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hey christine!! can you give me your honest opinion? what do you think i should do about this? dont worry about being harsh.
im 13/F btw. my boyfriends also 13.
we've been going out for Å month. but its our 3rd time dating. out first time was Å year ago. so i know him really well. the first time we went out i didnt know or like him. but iwanted Å boyfriend. which was fine because he just wanted Å girlfriend. we broke up because he met Å girl over camp. and i missed him and he said he made Å huge mistake so we got back together. and it got really serous. we where talking about getting married and everything. but i knew we werent getting married and it was all just talk. we broke up because he just wanted to makeout. the next day he asked out my friend. shes gorgeous and me and her are so similar. she was going to say no but i was so over him i told her it was okay. they hooked up and danced Å lot in my face but it was okay i moved on. he was Å jerk. they broke up Å month later and he flirted with another one of my friends and then broke her heart by asking sombody else out from Å different school. i thought he was such Å jerk. then, at synagogue one day i went to say goodbye to one of my friends sitting next to him. when i hugged her goodbye we made eye-contact and it was wierd. i thought about him all day, and after shabbat he texted me. he told me he was different, that he didnt care about hooking up anymore. we kept talking and flirting and i started liking him again. we got back together. we started talking more, having serous conversations about heaven and hell, and about god and nature and i was shocked that he was so deep. after going out with him twice i was suprised to know that i didnt really know him. he wanted such Å serous relationship but i asked him to tone it down because i didnt want anything so serous. i dont like him as Å boyfriend, but i love him as Å person to talk to. he has really intresting opinions about things. and hes not afriad to do stupid things or have Å good time. i love that about him. but i feel like i can have Å better time with my friends when hes not around. when its just me and him, one on one im so comftorble but if its all of us, i need to be with my friends because we cant be serous that way. like i only like him when wert serous, and not when its light. im Å half serous and half shallow type of person, so i have no idea what to do. is that like love? or. well. i have no idea. do i stay with him? id appreciate anything. your opinion on any part of it. thank you so so much for reading this! i know its Å mile long!
love always (link)
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well i think he is trying to change for you, by being deep...but he seems like a flirt, a big one, and it seems like he'll do it again. i think its puppy love, if it IS any kind of love. if this was pretty much meant to be, youd be yourself around your friends and everyone when youre with him. youre only 13 and you have plenty of time to find true love, let him be your friend only...or if you dont like my answer, put your mind and heart together, heck sort it out on paper if you have to.
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I'm going camping at a music festival for 3 days, and well, I have a pretty irregular period and it sort of just happens by surprise and Im so worried that it'll occur during my time at the festival.
I feel the situation is unhygeinic(sp?) as it is without having my time of the month, the only toilets will be portaloo's (chemical toilets) and they are disgusting, you have to wait ages in a queue for it aswell.
I just want to enjoy my weekend as much as posible without this ruining it.
Im currently no on the pill at the moment.
Is there any medicine/treatments you can buy or be prescribed that will posepone my period?? (link)
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Actually there is a birth control pill that can stop all that, no babies, no blood, no cramps, no nothing... but its safe, when you get off of it you can then have babies and get your period... its been FDA approved and everything .. its called Lybrel
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When a guy and a girl are walking eachother, who's are goes on the other person's shoulders, and who's goes around the other one's waist? (link)
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well... when you are walking, whatever part your hand reaches first is where you should putit *not on the butt!* hehe i mean if it lands on the shoulder keep it on the shoulder and if it lands on the waist keep it on the waist haha.
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I had an allergic reaction to mascara last week, and my eyelids got puffy and itchy. I thought by now it'd be better...I tried everything- cold compress, tea bags, benadryl.. it's not itchy or red anymore, but my eyelids are still a bit puffy and don't seem to go completely back to normal. Does anyone know how long it should take for puffy eyelids (due to cosmetics allergy) to go back to normal and not keep returning? Thanks (link)
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im not sure how long but try running a spoon under really cold water and then close your eyes and run the spoon over your eyelids * i got this advice from a magazine try it nothing to lose*
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I met this guy not too long ago. I'm 19 and he's 28. We started talking and we get along great. I think he has been very honest to me. He has a girlfriend he's been with for 4 years. She was away for work... but he told me he likes me. I started to like him a lot too. He started to ask me questions, like if I think he's cheating on his girlfriend by talking to me. I told him no, because we're not doing anything physical and I told him if he was starting to feel guilty that we could stop.... And yesterday morning he told me that he probably wasn't going to be able to see me anymore because his girlfriend was comming back. We started talking and he seemed pretty sad and I was sad... and I guess one thing led to another and we eneded up having sex...
I'm not the type of person that falls for any guy and i've always had high standards. It's really hard for me, But this time I found someone that was able to reach those standards... but he's taken. He kissed me and said goodbye. I don't think i'm ever going to see him again. I'm afraid of calling him, because his girlfriend is back... And I want to respect that and not get in the way.
Sorry this is so long. But I don't know what else to do, Any thoughts or advice? (link)
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Literally, im telling you, he cheated on his girlfriend.. so if youre ever with him, wont he cheat on you??? this probably isnt the first time he has done this to his girlfriend.. im telling you, please, just dont even be friends with that dog.
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Im in love with my sisters kindof boyfriend. Theyve been on and off for two years now and weve all been friends since we were born. She keeps dating other people even though hes in love with her and she cheated on him like 80 times when they were going out. He still likes her.
Me and my sister are so alike. We look the same and have the same style and dress and talk the same and have the same things we like and stuff not even on purpose. All my friends say theyre surprised to see her walk into a room while shes talking cuz they think its me.
I am in love with this guy. Ive loved him for a year. He is the nicest guy ever and my sister is in aniother stage where she doesnt want to have anything to do with him and hurts him all the time bcuz she is destructive. I could make him so happy. He would love me if he realized that im exactly like her except younger and nice. How do i get him to like me?
14/F Shes three years older than me and so is he. (link)
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i think that you should talk to your sister and see if she still wants him, if she says no then talk to him, and flirt like any other girl, but also be his like, best friend and be supportive and trust me, things will fall into place, but if she says yes, question her if she really wants him because then you cant have him or or question her of why she cheats on him. tell her that after all the cheating she has done then she should be with another guy and obviously they wont work out cause if she cheated once shell cheat again. unfortunately, no girl really likes their best friend or relative or sister to date or like the same guy, believe me i was the girl that liked the same guy but didnt do anything. also, explain to her that it isnt a match made in heaven and ask her if shell cheat on him again. make him realise that you'd make him happy like if you and your sister are in the same room with him and if she trash talks him moouth towards his way "its okay" and if she leaves the room all pissed with him after a fight hug him and comfort him..do all you can to show him that you're sweeter. i hope that i helped :)
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ok here are most of the bands i listen to: the offspring,green day,sum 41,blink 182,all american rejects,the used,korn,hawthorne heights,nickelback,my chemical romance,red hot chili peppers,avenged sevenfold,nirvana,three doors down,system of a down,from first to last,bowling for soup,linkin park, taking back sunday,and rise against. mostly i like punk rock like the offspring and sum 41 so i was wondering if anyone knew any punk rock bands? and anyone know good emo rock bands like the used? im into that stuff :D. and any other good rock bands like my chemical romance etc.? i listen to the radio but i dont really find it quite helpful >. (link)
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you soooo should know evanescence and three days grace
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Hey everyone. I've got a trip to Italy and Greece in 28 days (4 weeks) and I know I should have started WAAY sooner but theres nothing I can do about it now. So, my problem is that I need to "tone up" my body. esp. my legs. I guess really I just need to get in shape quickly because we are going to be doing alot of walking on our tour and I dont want to be a burden or embarass myself because I cant make it up a hill or by breathing too hard or something. So does anyone know if just walking everyday will get me ready or should I be doing something more? Thanks SO much in advance! (link)
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Well, yes, you can walk and eat healthier of course, but also running, and swimming. what you an do when you swim is use ONLY your legs swimming backwards and probly even frontwards, you can use your arms to help you from when your falling more into the water but then stop using them and just itll help your legs so much, also swimming using your whole body is awesome and doing the butterfly is good and doing the butterfly withtout using your arms is good. the butterfly is when you spread your arms and legs and move backwards on your back. hope i helped!
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im gona get either a tiny fat wrinkley dog or a tiny pug or a tiny chiwawa~i wana name it after a cartoon character~can you say the cartoon character and the show its from~any suggestions~thanks (link)
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Tweety
Patrick
Sandy
Dora
Boots
Tico (hes on dora the explorer)
Bart
Homer
Silvester
Tom or Jerry
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I'm a virgin (15), and my boyfriend is not(17). he doesn't care that I am, or anything like that, he has a girlfriend for a long time and she's only the other person he's had sex with.... Well I'm really scared to do it, and it's not liek he's pressuring me or anything, I just want to know, what his reaction will be like. because I'm really afraid, and do guys usually have patience with girls during their first? and how bad does it actually hurt? (link)
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you can do what you want but i got this from one of those books 'love, dating and sex' "once you lose ur virginity, you are like a product, slightly soiled, reduced in price. you CAN have secondary virginity," but i dont think that helps much. now my advice: usually when people have sex before marriage and then break up, it hurts the heart soooo bad, and then when you actually find the right person you wanna marry, you'd be wishing that you would have waited for them. Wait until youre not scared, but ask if he'd still love you 'in the morning' or 'after' haha. im not trying to make you feel ashamed, dont be, cause many many many many...MANY people aren't virgins. but virginity is precious. It's something you can get back....but only the slightly used version (secondary virginity) secondary virginity is when you make something like a promise to yourself that you wont have sex again until you're married. you wont be a virgin physically, but you will be emotionally and mentally. this is really YOUR decision, not his. but whatever you do, make sure its what you want, and if you do it, then he has to realize to be tender and understanding (and actually perform the tenderness and understanding) and ask yourself if you think he is the type to change after having sex with you, like if he starts acting mean or calling you a whore...but if u think that he is the one...he shouldnt even think about saying it....I'm sorry i had to put reality out, but its life, and i hope i did your questions well.
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I just got a new dog, and I named him Theodoric, the- (like in theatre) ah- (like a scream) door- (like what you open) rick (just like it sounds). I don't mind calling him the full name in the slightest, but I want him to have a cute little nickname. Any ideas? (link)
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There is Dori, Theo, like teddy rosevelt it could be teddy, or..lets see......odo pronounce (o-doe) for the The(odo)ric in his name, or (odi) haha.
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my computer has about 4000 viruses on it including Spyware and Malware. Please tell me any FREE antivirus software that i can download to SAVE my computer. Its has ALL my informations of it and i cant let it crash:(
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i need help fast! (link)
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okay well i recommend NOD32 2.5 Control Center, im not sure how much you pay for it but i remember one day i got 2 viruses from popunders i didnt even click! i x-ed out of them and that's how i got them for some reason..anyways... as soon as my computer got them NOD32 2.5 control center came up and i deleted the viruses immediately,by simply clicking a button and it came up telling me that it was deleted, it eliminates spyware from coming without asking you what you want to allow. and basically it is what i think is the best and it also does deep cleaning scans and warns me when i need it and also has a 'log' which is like a diary of all the threats i had. i really recommend it.
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Hey, does anyone have an account on IMVU the 3-D Chat? If you do I just have a few questions. What is the main purpose of it and what do you do? Is it like a myspace or completely different? Can you actually move the characters around? Lastly and most importantly how do you get credits? Do you actually have to pay money? I know it says it's free to sign up but than how do you get the credits? Thank you SO much in advance! Help is very much appreciated! =) (link)
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you meet people and chat and if you have a myspace page you can import stuff from your myspace to your imvu homepage. you cant move your characters around, but you can click them to different places..if you scroll the arrow over something and it has a small little chair icon right on it, then ur avatar can move to it. membership is free, but you can buy credits using a number of ways, but you can EARN free credits called 'promo' credits that you can NOT give away. you can buy clothes, more avatars, scenes to chat in, make up, hair, skin tones, items for your surroundings, pets and more.imvu is really fun and you only meet one person at a time.
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can any one help me find lyrics?
Double Decker Supreme by Gravy Train
ive been looking everywhere... (link)
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wow....sooome lyrics lol here ya go:
CHORUS:
Get down on all fours, open your back door
Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood
Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater
I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leather
I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine
Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick
I'm such a slut I've tried everything
I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King
That ain't shit compared to what I've done
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun
So I got a idea, little boys listen here
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla
We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw
(CHORUS)
Two cocks one poosy, all three pretty juicy
More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy
Your mama looks like Tina Yothers
But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers
We'll take turns givin' ya head
You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread
Stick your dick up in my coochie
I never thought I'd feel so bougie
I'll shove my nipples into your eyes
While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise
I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait
I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait
Playin' this game me and you together
Dress him all up like a daddy of leather
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!
Oooh this dick tastes like shit
LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!
Oooh this clit makes me sick
LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!! (x2)
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My name's jessica, but I don't like my last name. I'm becoming a solo artist (singing) and I'm not sure what to name myself, BESDIES my actual name. My genre isn emo/rock/pop, that type. A big mixture of genres. I want a really cool name, does anyone have any ideas or suggestions?
Thanks in advance. (link)
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Jessica Hearts
Jessica Kelly
Jessica Willis
Jessica Somber
Jessica Lee
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well im 5 ft. and weigh like 123 pounds.
my major problem areas are my arms and legs.
on my legs i need help losing weight on my like inner thighs, theyre flabby and its gross. i need ways to get rid of that.
&im running everyday and doing 100 pushups&100 crunches.
would the running help?
other ideas would be nice.
thanks. :) (link)
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my teacher actually said if you dont like how your thighs and arms especially your arms, havemore protein to build muscle and eat less fat, i swear thats what we had for our class today. also swim for your thighs, and well if you run, it can make your calves bigger YOU DONT WANT THAT, itll make your ankles look huge.
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